I’m Really a Superstar

Weibo is so lively!

"Wow, it's starting!"

"Look at the opening dance on Mango Stage! It's awesome!"

“The ones from Zhejiang Taiwan are also good!”

“Beijing Satellite TV’s is just so-so, the stage effect is not that good!”

"Mango Channel has the best sense of technology! It's so rich! This stage is almost as good as the CCTV Spring Festival Gala stage, right? I've spent a lot of money on it!"

"How great is my great Hunan!"

Netizens started making comments as soon as the live broadcast started.

Some people even watch several Spring Festival Galas in turn, and then make summary comments on each!

…

Zhang Ye’s family is treating us today.

Most of the relatives at home came.

Grandma asked repeatedly: "Why doesn't Xiaoye come out?"

Grandpa smiled and said: "What's the rush? It's just the first show."

"Xiao Ye is the sixth one." Mom poured tea for them, "He will be there soon."

Chenchen stared at the TV without blinking.

The third sister was rubbing Chenchen's little head and said excitedly: "My brother, come out quickly! Come out quickly!"

…

Beijing TV station.

Somewhere backstage, staff were running around in and out.

"Hurry up, Teacher Zhang!" The man has already urged me four times, "It's the second show! There are still fifteen minutes left!"

Zhang Ye arranged things over there and said without looking back: "It's almost ready!"

Yao Jiancai was also worried at the side, "If that doesn't work, move back? Shall we go to the tenth show? Or the fifteenth?"

The staff member said: "No, it's all lined up in the front, but when we change it here, it's all messed up in the back!"

Zhang Ye has seen the world.

"Don't worry, you'll be fine soon."

…

The second program begins.

Then the third, the fourth.

Audiences and netizens expressed their opinions.

"The satellite TV stations are working hard this year!"

"Liaoning is mighty! The King of Heaven is out! Hahaha!"

"This is an old song, but no matter how many times I listen to it, I still can't get enough of it!"

"Liaoning probably ranks first in ratings!"

"Oriental TV is also pretty good. The fourth program is a sketch! Hahahaha, go watch it. I personally highly recommend it. It's very funny. It's at least a little better than the CCTV Spring Festival Gala sketch!"

"Have you watched the cross talk show on the Zhejiang Spring Festival Gala? It's being broadcast now, but it feels very boring. These two cross talk actors were also very popular five or six years ago, but they are no longer good now. Why do they seem to be funny and good in the past? Crosstalk actors, will they be completely useless once they arrive on the Spring Festival Gala stage?"

"There is no way. Crosstalk has been too sluggish in the past few years and has already entered a bottleneck period. Moreover, it is difficult to say that the crosstalk in the evening show has no connotation, no satire on current events and something to praise the motherland. This kind of stage must be more elegant and artistic. , only Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai could listen to it before, but it may not be the same on the Spring Festival Gala stage. When have you heard Zhang Ye's serious cross talk?"

"Let's all go see Oriental TV. The highlight will be soon!"

"Really? I'll go take a look."

"I won't watch anymore. I'm just waiting for the cross talk show at the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing!"

"Yes, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are about to appear! I always have a feeling that Zhang Ye will not let me down!"

"I don't have any expectations."

"Me too, let's take a look. If it doesn't work, just change the channel."

"I don't know how many people are waiting to see Zhang Ye's jokes today. If his cross talk is not good, just watch. Absolutely countless people will come to scold him and complain! Who has made Teacher Zhang offended so much over the years? There are many people, and everyone is holding back his mistake!"

This is already the fifth program on Beijing Satellite TV.

"Hurry up, the next one is coming!"

"I'm so nervous. I hope Teacher Zhang Ye's reputation will not be ruined on this stage!"

"Whether it is the CCTV Spring Festival Gala or the local Spring Festival Gala, as long as it is the Spring Festival Gala stage, it has been the grave of cross talk actors in the past few years. One by one, each one is broken, and each one is destroyed. This is such a common form now, and it is useless even if Zhang Ye comes. He can’t even do a party-type cross talk!”

"Don't even look at it!"

"Haha, let's watch Liaoning TV."

"Who can see Zhang Ye's curse? Who can see if he's cursing someone?"

…

Beijing TV station.

Chang Xiaoliang urged Mai: "Are you ready?"

Someone over there answered, "Teacher Zhang is fine! He's just passing by!"

"Hurry! They will be here soon!" Chang Xiaoliang shouted.

At this time, Beijing Satellite TV's fifth song and dance program had finished, and on the stage of the language program, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai rushed over at the critical moment.

Seeing their figures, many people on the Jingcheng Channel let out a long sigh.

Hu Fei wiped his sweat and said, "It's finally here!"

Xiao Lu was frightened and said: "It's so scary!"

Yao Jiancai was also out of breath and took a few breaths quickly.

On the host's side, the camera shot over.

Dong Shanshan, dressed in a bright red festive dress, said with a smile: "I believe many viewers in front of the TV have been looking forward to this program for a long time."

The male host smiled and said, "Yes, this show is incredible."

Dong Shanshan said: "Many viewers are impatiently waiting."

Male host: "Then let's quickly leave time to these two old brothers."

Dong Shanshan reported: "Now please enjoy the cross talk "Everything is Alright", performed by Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai."

The camera will switch immediately!

Many netizens in front of the TV were heartbroken when they heard it!

"What's the name?"

“‘Everything is Alright’?”

"Holy crap, Zhang Ye really wants to talk about traditional cross talk works?"

"This name doesn't sound funny!"

"It's over, I have a bad feeling!"

""Everything Is Fine"? Why does it remind me of Tang Dazhang's "Family Reunion" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala? It would be too boring if it were like this!"

"Do you understand? This is the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala. Everyone is the same and has to say this!"

"Oh, there is no sense of expectation anymore!"

"How could this happen? Teacher Zhang, stop!"

Netizens are even more skeptical!

Home.

It was also the first time that my mother and father knew the name of their son's cross talk, and they were both slightly stunned.

Tang Dazhang, who was in front of the TV, also changed the channel to Beijing Satellite TV.

His wife frowned beside him, "Why are you looking at him?"

Tang Dazhang said: "I want to see what he says!"

Master Xu, Master Lin, and many people in the cross talk circle who disagreed with Zhang Ye turned on the TV to Beijing TV Station.

There are also people from the CCTV Spring Festival Gala program team.

"Out!"

"Look what he said!"

"Ha, you are still complaining about us? How funny!"

"Everything okay? Poof!"

"Whether it's CCTV or a place, everyone's Spring Festival Gala does this, everyone's cross talk says this, what else can you say is different? We really want to see it!"

Singer Zhang Xia said to her children: "Hey, Xiao Zhang's cross talk has started, right? Take a look."

Zhang Xia's son said: "There are rumors on the Internet that Zhang Ye's cross talk will not be good."

Zhang Xia smiled and said, "You'll have to watch it to find out."

Chen Guang and Fan Wenli had already turned on the TV at home.

Yu Yingyi, who was abroad for a while and had to commentate on an international table tennis match, took advantage of her free time to search online for the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala on Beijing Satellite TV.

Or a fan of Zhang Ye.

Or Zhang Ye's friend.

Or Zhang Ye’s enemy.

At this moment, everyone is watching Beijing TV!

In fact, even the people from Beijing Satellite TV and the directing team of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala were staring at the stage attentively, because the moment Zhang Ye decided to temporarily change the cross talk script, they were no longer able to control it, and they didn't even know it. What is Zhang Ye going to say!

"Everything is Alright"?

Zhang Ye even changed his cross talk name?

People at Beijing Satellite TV always feel like they are going to have a heart attack!

…

Center stage.

A long table and two microphones.

Zhang Ye calmly walked onto the stage with his old partner Yao Jiancai.

"Hello, audience friends." Zhang Ye stood still and smiled into the microphone: "Here, I would like to wish everyone a happy New Year."

Yao Jiancai cupped his fists and said, "Happy New Year!"

Zhang Ye said: "Everything goes well!"

The audience at the scene was still very enthusiastic and gave them warm applause. Like the netizens, they had no idea what Zhang Ye would say in cross talk today!

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Let me introduce myself. My name is Zhang Ye. I am a crosstalk actor and a host. I have also worked as a director and done mathematics research. I have done all kinds of professions."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "Yes."

Zhang Ye pointed to the side and said, "This person standing next to me is my partner."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Yes, you can introduce me."

Zhang Ye: "Bite the building materials and bite the teacher!"

This meme has been used once before, but everyone still never tires of hearing it, and there was laughter everywhere.

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Who bites the building materials!"

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "What's wrong?"

Yao Jiancai corrected him: "Don't call it this!"

Zhang Ye said suspiciously: "Ah? Changed your name?"

Yao Jiancai: "What should I change my name to?"

Zhang Ye: "No more building materials? Then what are you chewing on now? Bricks?"

Yao Jiancai shouted, "Why do I have to bite something! You'll break my tooth again!"

The audience laughed a lot!

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

"This old joke has been renovated by him!"

"It amused me to death!"

This opening made everyone feel shocked and energetic!

Zhang Ye chuckled: "Just a little joke."

Yao Jiancai was helpless: "Speak clearly."

Zhang Ye introduced again: "Teacher Yao Jiancai."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "No need for teacher, I should call you Teacher Zhang. You are a serious Peking University teacher."

Zhang Ye quickly waved his hand, "Don't call me teacher, I can't afford to be in front of you."

Yao Jiancai: "That's right."

Zhang Ye waved his hands repeatedly: "No, that's too polite."

Yao Jiancai: "Then what is my name?"

Zhang Ye smacked his lips and said, "Well, just call me Mr. Zhang. You can also call me Director Zhang, Professor Zhang, or Host Zhang."

Audience: "Pfft!"

Yao Jiancai raised his neck and rolled his eyes: "Hey, are you so polite? Come on, I'd better call you teacher."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Look at how Mr. Yao and I are always fooling around on stage, but actually we are very good friends off stage."

Yao Jiancai chuckled: "Yes, we have known each other for several years. "

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up: "Teacher Yao can be said to be my mentor and helpful friend. If I were to give Teacher Yao a score, then I would give it ten!"

Yao Jiancai hurriedly said humbly: "You're welcome, you're welcome, am I so good?"

Zhang Ye then said: "Well, as for the remaining 9990 points, I..."

Yao Jiancai was surprised and said: "Huh? The full score for co-authorship is ten thousand?"

The audience below burst into laughter!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Ahahahaha!"

Isn't this still Zhang Ye's previous style?

This is not a curse, can Zhang Ye also say it?

It sounds great!

It’s still so exciting! !