I’m Really a Superstar

The meager amount exploded!

"It's so beautiful!"

"It looks great!"

"Zhang Ye is awesome!"

"Go and listen to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk!"

“Recommend the Beijing Spring Festival Gala! It’s awesome!”

"Stop watching Liaoning TV and watch Beijing TV! Zhang Ye's cross talk is so awesome!"

"It's great to criticize the evils of the times and be played by Zhang Ye!"

"And I didn't curse during the whole process! But it still looks so good!"

"Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye!"

"Looking forward to what follows! I'm just halfway through it now. I heard that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were given extra time after the rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing. I finally got to enjoy listening to it today!"

"This is the true art of cross talk!"

"Yes, look at Mr. Zhang, how does your mother play with irony? Those so-called mainstream crosstalk actors know how to shout slogans when they go to the Spring Festival Gala! Who said you can't have both comedy and art? Go and see Zhang Ye Let’s do cross talk! Let me teach you a lesson!”

Zhang Ye's cross talk has exploded in reputation!

Immediately, more and more people were attracted after reading the comments.

"I gonna go see!"

"Beijing TV, right?"

"I'm here, is it so good?"

"I've never really liked Zhang Ye's kind of scolding cross talk. You won't scold anyone today? Then I'll listen."

…

on site.

Chang Xiaoliang and several assistant directors were also very excited. They looked at each other and saw the light in each other's eyes. They did not expect that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai would be in such good condition today!

Yao Jiancai: "What happened next?"

Zhang Ye: "What else can I do?

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Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "After I go back, my section chief will be double-regulated!"

Yao Jiancai said happily: "Hey, this kind of person should have been Shuanggui long ago!"

Zhang Ye: "Later, people from our department even took things to look at him."

Yao Jiancai: "What else are you looking at him for?"

Zhang Ye said: "Condolences to the veteran cadres of Shuanggui."

Audience: "Pfft!"

"Hey, Teacher Zhang, can you stop being so funny?"

"Condolences to the veteran cadres of Shuanggui? Hahaha!"

Yao Jiancai also fainted and said, "Where can you go to express condolences if you are both in trouble!"

Zhang Ye: "In the end, I was unlucky too. The organization found out about my gift-giving, and I was fired."

Yao Jiancai: "You did it yourself."

Zhang Ye: "I was very disappointed after I lost my job. Beijing is so big, where is my place to settle down? I suddenly want to buy a house."

Yao Jiancai shouted, "House prices in Beijing are so expensive!"

Zhang Ye: "Yeah, later I heard that a real estate expert held a large-scale lecture on when is the best time to buy a house. I thought to myself, I have to go. I paid the registration fee, and a bunch of us were listening at the bottom. , the expert on the stage chattered from six in the morning to eight in the evening, analyzing the trend of housing prices."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "I'm professional."

Zhang Ye: "Finally, I came to a conclusion, when is the best time to buy a house?"

Yao Jiancai also looked forward to it: "When?"

Zhang Ye: "...the year before last!"

Yao Jiancai sprayed, "Huh? The year before last, I still used you to tell me!?"

The audience laughed!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"The year before last?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai: "How about talking for more than ten hours?"

Zhang Ye said angrily: "That's right!"

Yao Jiancai: "What kind of experts are these?"

The audience felt refreshed and refreshed. In today's society, everyone dares to claim to be an expert, talk nonsense, and say anything. Zhang Ye's paragraph is obviously satirizing these people!

…

Parents' house.

Grandma looked at the TV and said happily: "Look at my grandson, how great he is!"

Grandpa said: "Well said, I was deceived by some expert lecture last time!"

The eldest sister exclaimed: "My brother is really amazing!"

The third aunt said to Zhang Ye's mother enviously: "Sister, Xiao Ye will definitely become more and more famous in the future!"

The son was not here, and the mother shook her head this time, "When he didn't have a job, I always pushed him, always hoping that he could get ahead. Now, I don't ask him to be famous anymore, and it doesn't matter if he has too much work." Okay, I won’t be home every day. Alas, I’ll be happy if he can spend the New Year at home in a down-to-earth and peaceful manner.”

The second uncle said: "Xiaoye is a person who does big things. He must have a lot of things to do. When can't he celebrate the New Year?"

The uncle also said: "Yes, we have to be considerate when our children are working hard outside."

…

Netizens are almost tired of laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"That's awesome!"

"Yeah, that's fucking awesome!"

"It feels like Zhang Ye has been ahead of the cross talk industry for too many years!"

"Well, it's not a horizontal line at all!"

But at this time, some crosstalk actors couldn't stand listening anymore and stood up.

One of Tang Dazhang's disciples said angrily: "Where did Zhang Ye invite so many navy troops? How much did it cost?"

One of Tang Dazhang's juniors said: "How can you tell if it's good? The name of this cross talk is "Everything Is Fine", but what's the content now? From the beginning to the end, everything is bad and the work is not going well. This is not the right text at all!"

There are also some colleagues or netizens who don't like Zhang Ye.

"yes!"

"Where's everything going?"

"Everything is bad!"

Zhang Ye's fans countered: "As long as it sounds good, you don't care what the name of the cross talk is, it's just called "Everything is Alright", what's wrong?"

However, many people became confused after seeing it.

yes.

Why is it called "Everything is Alright"?

can not find a job?

Expelled?

Can't buy a house?

Is everything okay? ?

…

on the stage.

Yao Jiancai asked: "Then you will be the host and talk about cross talk?"

Zhang Ye: "That was later."

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, did you do other things in between?"

Zhang Ye: "I said the last job before becoming a cross talk host is singing."

Yao Jiancai was surprised and said: "Oh, you can also sing?"

Zhang Ye looked at him, "What do you mean, you question me?"

Yao Jiancai: "No, I've known you for so many years, but I've never seen you sing before?"

The audience also opened their eyes wide.

"What do you mean?"

"Zhang Ye wants to sing?"

"Hey, you have to listen to this!"

"Can Zhang Ye know it?"

Zhang Ye said confidently: "You haven't seen that before. My singing level is really not mine."

Yao Jiancai was curious: "Then what songs do you usually sing?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I like to sing family songs, such as Zhang Xia's "Going Home"."

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, this song is very famous. It's a classic old song!"

Zhang Ye: "Yes."

Yao Jiancai: "Can you sing?"

Zhang Ye: "Can I just sing a few lines?"

The audience immediately booed.

"good!"

"good!"

"Ha ha!"

The applause was overwhelming!

Zhang Ye pressed his hands and said: "But you have to cooperate. You have to close your eyes to listen to my song. Only with your eyes closed can you feel how good and similar my singing is."

Yao Jiancai was surprised: "Ah? Can you still imitate Zhang Xia's voice?"

Zhang Ye vowed: "Yes, you will definitely be amazed after hearing this -" He looked intoxicated, "Ah, it sounds so good, so similar, Zhang Xia is alive again!"

Yao Jiancai hurriedly stopped him, "Not dead! Not dead at all!"

The audience did not expect that Leng Buding would come with such a burden, and they burst into laughter when they were stunned!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Zhang Ye is so bad!"

"puff!"

"Ouch, it was so funny!"

Zhang Ye wiped his sweat and said, "Huh?"

Yao Jiancai corrected him: "He's still alive!"

Zhang Ye: "Really?"

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "Nonsense, you two did a show together last year!"

p\u003eThe audience couldn't stop laughing, "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Xia and her family members in front of the TV almost squirted out of their mouths after hearing this!

Zhang Xia's son couldn't laugh or cry, "This Teacher Zhang!"

Zhang Xia couldn't stop laughing, "Are you making fun of me? I'll settle the score with him later!"

"Going Home" is a song of this world.

Zhang Ye cleared his throat and said, "Okay, then I'll sing a few lines."

Yao Jiancai: "Sing it, we're all waiting to hear it."

Zhang Ye raised his hand and said, "Music!"

one second.

Two seconds.

Nothing happened.

Zhang Ye put his hand down again, "Forget it if I don't have it."

Audience: "Pfft!"

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, what are you talking about?"

Zhang Ye worked up his emotions for a while, then opened his mouth and sang, "Ah... It's Chinese New Year, and the children have gone home. Dong-dong-dong, there's a knock on the door... Dong-dong-dong, there's a knock on the door... Dong-dong-dong, knock. The door rang...dong-dong-dong, the knock came...dong-dong-dong, the knock..."

Yao Jiancai became anxious, slapped him and shouted: "You should open the door!"

One of the audience members clapped their thighs and fell down laughing!

"Hahahahaha!"

This song was not originally sung like this. The lyrics of "dong dong dong" were originally just like that, but Zhang Ye repeated it four or five times!

Yao Jiancai fainted and said, "My children have gone home, and I have been knocking on the door for a long time! Please open the door!"

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "I can't open it. I'm singing."

Yao Jiancai: "Hi! Is this it?"

Zhang Ye's singing voice is generally average, just not out of tune. As for other aspects of singing, breathing, etc., he is not good at it. He can only be said to be an amateur. The audience's requirements for Zhang Ye are not that high. It was a joy to listen to, but Zhang Ye cleverly incorporated several hilarious baggage into this singing content, making the audience and the audience in front of the TV laugh and laugh, and did not let the audience have any time to breathe. After the joke ends, the second laugh comes immediately. The rhythm is so good?

There are funny things.

There is a point to point out the current shortcomings.

There is a traditional mouth.

Are you still singing now?

This cross talk work looks very scattered, but Zhang Ye shows it in a very coherent way. It is all connected by a series of events after he graduated from university and started working. It's just that everyone still doesn't quite understand the name of the cross talk "Everything is Alright". No one understands why it was given such a name?