I’M Really Helpless In Tokyo

"That, Senior Araki... are you really sure it's here?"

A tall, tall, Chinese-style youth with a scalp shining in the sun, wearing sportswear with the words "Senjing Da Kendo Department" printed on it, stepped off the front seat of the locomotive and looked curiously at the single-family building in front of him.

"The address is written here... No, I'm not sure! The sorrowful ninth lesson, these guys must be mistaken!"

On the back seat of the locomotive, a blond man took out a document from his arms and glanced at the villa in front of him with a slight twitch of his eyes. He seemed to realize something suddenly and greeted the younger generation in front of him in panic.

"Kengo, get in the car quickly, we will go back to the apartment in front of Tibet, and I will re-negotiate compensation clauses with them..."

Not to mention this inexplicable sense of sight, just through the damp and rotten air, as a "professional", he can smell the breath called "Haunted House" from far away.

"What are you two doing at the door, besides this building, are there other houses where people can live in this neighborhood?"

At the same time, a van with the words "Caution! Haunted House Appraisal" also stopped in front of the garage door of the villa.

A tall, slightly mature woman in a white coat, like a queen, stepped out of her long legs in high heels from the co-pilot, with one hand on the waist of the bee, and the other hand to the door of the villa: "Ah, I'm here with everyone. I slept in it once, do you want to be shy now? Bravely accept the reincarnation of cosmic consciousness, Sleeper."

"Boom boom boom..."

"Oh, the warrior of the Warring States period, I am very energetic today..."

Before the two men could react, the black-and-white locomotive had abandoned them, twisted its body forward, and touched the woman affectionately...

The word "flattering" was almost printed on the car body.

"Well, so good~ Do you want to drink SuperMagnum? There is something in the trunk of my sister~"

"Damn it, really, enviable guy...no, it's not good..."

Slightly squinted, staring at the indescribable greatness on the woman's chest, which changed into various shapes under the jab of the motorcycle handle. A blush of jealousy appeared on the blond man's face, and his nasal cavity immediately began to congestion.

My own locomotive that was inexplicably turned into a mournful, capable of easily crushing ordinary resentful spirits, when I met the "Queen Hanyu", I did not know why it brought the "dog slave" attribute.

As early as the "retreat" period at the Kawasaki Daishi Temple, she was tempted by the woman in front of her with SuperMagnum, the expensive ultra-clean 99.5 unleaded gasoline...

Just surrender to the other party easily, and accept the "108 tests on hidden energy field life forms" without dignity.

"Araki-kun, this is already the only living house around here, so just accept your fate."

Twisting his fat body and moving from the driver's seat with great effort, the thick sea and land battle gave the blond man a look of "you have to be strong".

Immediately, he opened the trunk of the car and greeted another man: "Yamada-san, I want to unload the goods, please come and help me..."

This group of people is the "Araki Housewarming Team" who came all the way from the apartment in front of Tibet.

Although it can be seen from the outside, the villa in front of us has recently undergone an external wall and structural repair, and the mess of garbage and furniture inside the house has also been cleaned up...

But Sosuke Araki can still easily recognize that this villa is the famous online celebrity house "Curse This House" on the 2CH forum, which has made nearby residents fearful.

Perhaps it is because this haunting house is so "fierce" that it has passed those terrible tornadoes several times during the "Obon Tornado Natural Disaster", and all the buildings around one kilometer were razed to the ground by tornadoes. It still stands tall, not even a bag of garbage bags in the courtyard wall has been blown away...

This phenomenon has made this haunted house even more prestigious, even if it is used as a free resettlement house, no one dares to move in.

At the same time, this is also the villa where Sosuke Araki, who is a "killer house tester", tried to sleep with Mai Hanyu during his career in the "first experience of the murder house".

At the beginning, he was diligent and diligent in following the appraisal list of "Beware! Haunted House Appraisal", and carried out a standardized and all-round assessment of the house from head to toe, from the inside to the outside.

To this day, he still remembers the first appraisal result he wrote down...

Haunted House Level: S grade

Comprehensive new retention rate: 23%

Special reminder: Buyers need to face multiple tests from soul, wallet to body. It is recommended to use it in conjunction with the personal accident insurance sold on the "Beware! Haunted House Appraisal" website.

"Uh ah ah ah!"

Standing outside the villa wall, Araki Sosuke, who was originally full of expectations, couldn't help but sigh up to the sky.

"At that time, the old man said so beautifully, but in exchange, he actually arranged such a shabby murder house for me..."

『Damn it, the old man is so proficient in speaking, he may have done religious pyramid schemes when he was young.』

He can be sure that if he removes the blindfold now, what will come into his eyes will be all kinds of intensive marks that will leave a shadow for a lifetime.

"Don't complain, come and help move things! By the way, in Taitung District, can there be a murderous house that is more violent than the apartment you lived in before Tibet? At least it has changed from a one-bedroom to a one-family building, and there is no need to pay. The rent is..."

Hou Hailu Dou's faint words made Araki Sosuke realize the reality, his whole body stiff, with two lines of tears, walked to the back seat of the van and began to "load the goods."

"Yes, that's right, no matter how old and fierce, at least it is a villa..."

...

"Yo, Zongsuke~~~~~~ Are you in there?!"

After a while, another small pickup truck stopped in front of the garage at the entrance of the villa.

"Where are you going to get these things in the car?"

The driver's throat was yelling someone's name in pure tongue-in-cheek sounds. It was a man with a righteous face, wearing a printed T-shirt, and his hair slick and slick.

"Wow..."

Along with the sore sound of friction, one side of the villa's door, next to the roadside, the garage shutter door, which has not been opened for many years, was pulled up from the inside.

"Thanks, I've been a great help this time, Ryoma! Just fall in the garage and move in..."

In the dark and dusty garage, Sosuke Araki, dressed as a construction worker with a towel wrapped around his head, was exposed.

"Ahem, your villa is not bad, and the garage is quite big..."

The man who got out of the pickup truck and looked around is the same man who is still in the "interdiction investigation" stage until now on Obon, the justice partner who is at home, the Sagittarius boy, the police vault peeper, the laborer in the red light district, before the second Longma.

"...Although it's a bit dilapidated, but getting a good renovation, getting a swimming pool, parking a luxury car, etc., is simply the kind of sex mansion in the study materials!"

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