I’M Really Helpless In Tokyo

"Really, the Spirit Slayers Association... is actually in this building?!"

Standing by the Akihabara main road, Sosuke Araki looked up at the tall buildings in front of him with an ambiguous expression, repeatedly checking the address on his mobile phone.

"I have come here to challenge so many times, and I haven't found it at all. Maybe this is the legendary hiding in the city?"

"Oops, if you come here often in the future, wouldn't it be that you can't help but run out of salary before you go upstairs."

He finished smoking the cigarette in his hand and threw it into the trash can. He sorted out Li's suit that was a little messy because of running, and his face showed a confused and confident look.

"Although there was an accident, I sacrificed'Gunner One' in a strange place in advance... But my creed has always been that there is always a PLANB in ​​life!"

"Moreover, when it comes to the experience of exemption and interview, I won't lose to anyone!"

With that said, he flushed and familiarly pressed the automatic door switch in front of him, and strode in.

"...The man who aspires to become the strongest spirit exterminator in Japan, Sosuke Araki, see you!"

On the signboard above the automatic door, words such as "MS Department Store" and "Adults no World" were written impressively...

"Huh, I almost didn't withstand the temptation. I got off the elevator on the first two floors..."

"Exam candidates who participate in the Examination Exemption Examination, please line up over there for the qualification review..."

When Sosuke Araki took the elevator all the way to the top floor of the MS Department Store building, a staff member was standing in the corridor leading the people who came to participate in the assessment.

Although Chuiling Exemption Examination does not require registration in advance, it is divided into four stages in great detail: prequalification, written examination, interview, and practical operation.

"This is the Spirit Slayers Association? It looks no different from the office buildings of ordinary companies..."

Looking at the surrounding environment, Sosuke Araki followed the directions on the corridor and came to a large conference room.

In the conference room, a lot of people who seemed to participate in the exemption assessment had already gathered, and they were lining up in two teams for qualification review.

Araki Sosuke, who opened the door carelessly and stood at the back of the line, immediately attracted the attention of the room.

Even ignoring his fierce one-eye blindfold, looming tattoos, and the self-emanating criminal aura on his body, this "interview queen suit" alone would be considered a different kind of presence.

Because most of the people in this room waiting for the qualification review, whether in dress or personal temperament, have a strong "religious" atmosphere.

"So, upstairs in "Adult World", is it "God Stick World"? 』

So Araki Sosuke thought that he had strayed into some strange non-discriminatory religious pyramid scheme.

The monks in plain monk robes, the witches in white and scarlet robes, the priests in golden and white robes, this kind of common clergy, it's not enough...

"Heh! I can see at a glance that there is a peerless evil spirit sealed in your body. If you don't want to get rid of it, I am afraid that bad luck will continue!"

After hearing the sound, he turned his head, and Araki Zongsuke realized that he was speaking to a man with long flowing hair, a plain white robe and a scumbag face.

"?"

Obviously a Japanese, this dress looks like those Indian ascetic monks on TV.

The most weird thing is that just holding a cane in one hand, this ascetic man appears to be suspended in the air and sitting cross-legged. With long hair and a white robe, he has no wind and he has a high level of cultivation. Unpredictable.

"...Just need to drink this bottle, the ‘evil spirit retreat water’ that condenses the essence of my master Acarya’s cultivation base.

There was no reaction time at all. A bottle of transparent mineral water was handed to Sousuke Araki. The sticky note attached to it was written in a simple marker, "Evil Spirit Retire Water, the national unified retail price is 500 yen, and the taste period is 30. "天" and other words.

"Hello, you are already a Sanwu product, right? Are you recycling plastic bottles to fill them yourself?" It sounds like weird things have been added..."

"Wait, you... you are..."

Immediately, Sosuke Araki's attention was attracted by the calm "suspended sitting" of the other party.

"Wow, is this the legendary levitation technique? I only watched it on TV before, the first time I watched it so close!"

He curiously stretched out his hand and swept under the opponent's buttocks. After confirming that it was a "vacuum zone", he fumbled up along the thick and long crutches in the hands of the "Master Acarya"...

"Wait... Your Excellency touched my indescribable wand arbitrarily. I can't guarantee what will happen next... It's better to buy a bottle of ‘Evil Spirit Retreat Water’ for comparison..."

"Hey, the principle is the same as in the video, is it made of aluminum alloy?"

Ignoring the "Evil Spirit Retreat" that the other party once again handed over, Sosuke Araki happily continued to fodder and search for the legendary "instrument" on the thick and long walking stick of Master Acarya.

"...Is the organ put away here?"

"Hey, don't do it like this, it will... uh..."

Perhaps it was unable to withstand the excessively intense touch of Araki Sosuke, the ascetic monk's body originally "floating" in the air, together with the "magic wand" in his hand, began to fold, bend, and deform...

"thump."

As if unbearable to the intrusion of the man in front of him, Master Acarya fell to the ground together with the "magic wand" in his hand, and the "evil spirit retreat water" in his hand also spewed all over the ground.

"Devil... you black devil..."

What appeared in front of everyone was a peculiar "folding chair" made of the "magic wand" connected to the upper and lower steel plates under the cover of his wide robe.

Under the cover of the robe, he sits cross-legged on this special chair, visually looking like he is floating in the air.

"Ah, sorry, sorry, it shouldn't be broken..."

Sosuke Araki is about to reach out and support the master Acarye, whose robe is entangled in a chair and can't move on the ground. An old woman dressed up in Gypsy, holding a crystal ball, with three-dimensional features, has already stopped with a smile. In front of him.

"Junior, I have already seen that your Yintang is blacked out and you have committed the lone star of the gods. From the sentiment of the same test, how about letting the old man give you a free gua..."

"Hey, you're a word for fortune-telling in the Dragon Kingdom, isn't this dress supposed to say, "In the invisible context, feel the swing of fate" or something? 』

"Don't worry, it's normal to be shy and jerky the first time. After you taste the sweetness, you will slowly become proficient. Just follow me and put your hands up..."

Before Araki Sosuke refused, the old gypsy lady had pretended to inadvertently pull his hand towards the crystal ball.

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