I’M Really Helpless In Tokyo

At the moment when Araki Sosuke's hand touched the crystal ball, the old Gypsy woman on the side suddenly covered her eyes with rich black...

"I saw... the boundless darkness... this is... no, it's not darkness at all... it's countless lives that have passed away... it's endless evil..."

As she murmured to herself, her wrinkled face couldn't stop twitching like a goat, and she was shocked to see Sosuke Araki.

"Hey, shouldn't I be fainted and touched porcelain in the next step? Come to participate in the Expulsion Exemption Examination, so it's not such a thing! 』

"In the depths of this endless evil... it seems, there is something else sleeping... uh..."

"Crack..."

The old Gypsy woman hadn’t finished her words, the two men’s hands looked like an old crystal ball bought from a stall. Suddenly, from the top, a long and narrow crack extended downwards, splitting towards both sides...

So scared, Araki Sosuke quickly withdrew his hand.

"Hey, you asked me to put it on yourself. Wouldn't you plan to touch me with this pretend antique from the beginning? If my hand is cut, I will have to pay for medical expenses..."

"What pretend to be antique, this is... my ancestral secret crystal ball for 23 generations..."

The old gypsy woman came back to her senses, crying without tears, holding the remnant of the crystal ball split in half in her hand.

My own secret crystal ball, which has been passed down for generations, seems to be to protect myself, so that it will disconnect from my own soul through self-destructive methods...

"This is truly priceless..."

Thinking of this, she glanced at Sousuke Araki with a fierce expression and full of tongue in fear, and choked back the following words as if she had seen the reincarnation of a demon.

"Hmph, these guys who have been scammed for most of their lives by religious deceit are lucky enough to be inspired by the gates of hell, and they want to become a real spirit remover..."

Looking at this scene, in the corner on the side, there was a woman's hum.

"But I don't know that a small umbrella of inferior quality, even if it is put on multiple layers, will still be broken when faced with a real black torrent..."

According to statistics, people who were originally engaged in religious professions have a much higher probability of awakening inspiration due to the Hellgate incident than ordinary people.

Therefore, after the Obon Day, in addition to the practitioners of the major shrines and temples in Tokyo, many people who call themselves "religious people" also began to awaken their inspiration.

"Well, nun, come to test for spiritual exemption too?! Both belong to the rare Japanese religious category, are you qualified to say that to others..."

Following the voice, a girl who looked about twenty years old, with European three-dimensional features, snow-white skin, brown hair and green eyes, and wearing a nun's clothing appeared in front of Araki Sosuke.

"Also, did your bad Japanese analogy just use the wrong word..."

"Huh, unlike everyone here, I have already passed the "Devil Hunting Exemption" in the Holy See in the Vatican. If it weren’t for your Japanese government’s disapproval, I wouldn’t have participated in this kind of low-level assessment in order to be able to perform normal activities..."

Although the height is similar to that of Hanyu Mai, this nun's figure is more symmetrical and vigorous, especially the curve of certain size with a full grip and just the right curve, which will not give people excessive visual impact, on the contrary, it is full of sports vitality.

If she doesn't speak, her appearance is matched with this nun in a white veil and black skirt, giving people a feeling of holiness, hope and beauty.

But as long as she spoke, her whole body exuded some subtle aura for some reason.

"Hmph, on the contrary, it’s your Excellency. First, he cut off the thick and long things that the ascetic monk lived by, made someone else, and then ruined the plump existence that the gypsy witch has treasured for many years. It shows that you are better than these inferior goods. Be able to do a little..."

The nun looked at Sosuke Araki with interest, and spoke in Japanese with a weird tone, but for some reason it was completely unsatisfactory.

"Hello, you are full of foreign accents, but unexpectedly fluent and full of obscene Japanese. Which training institution did you learn Japanese?"

Looking back at the pure nun in front of her, but "opening her knees", Sosuke Araki only felt that there were thousands of stalks in her throat, but she didn't know where to start.

"This guy, not so much because he is unfamiliar with Japanese, and the metaphor is wrong, but more like he is more flexible than the Japanese in certain aspects! Absolutely, deliberately......"

"Also, why can you describe ordinary things so blatantly without expression? Shouldn't nuns be pure and noble?"

"Tsk, pure? Noble? Has the Lord ever said that... I'm sorry, but I didn't pass the exam on ‘ethics’ in the Holy See."

Hearing these two words, the nun raised her eyebrows slightly and her mouth showed disdain.

"In Japan, known as the'God Forbidden Zone', I am not a nun, just an ordinary woman with'four mouths'. Of course I can say whatever I want..."

Speaking of this topic, she had a face of indulgent happiness for some reason.

"Anyway, no matter what I say in Japanese, the old-fashioned people in the Holy See can't hear or understand... It's really cool to be able to speak words like little X chicken and Yin O freely in public places. It is the most open country in Asia, oh ha ha ha!"

"Morality? Completely break through the limits of the stalk, and directly speak the shielding words directly, you are already at the level of evil, okay! 』

"Furthermore, what kind of Japanese learning materials are what gave you such a terrible misunderstanding about Japan? ! 』

Hearing this "bad virtue" nun with her hands on her hips, using foreign accent Japanese, constantly firing explosive vocabulary, the candidates in the line in front cast horrified and contemptuous glances at the two.

"Hey, keep your voice down, others will even despise me..."

When Araki Zongsuke was halfway through talking, he suddenly realized something was wrong, lowered his head in a daze, and broke his fingers.

"Wait, you said before...one, two, three...where is there four?"

"Tsk, if you ask such a low-rank question, you should still be a ten-thousand-year-old virgin."

Hearing this question, the foreign nun showed contempt in her eyes, "I don't even know this kind of common sense".

"Although I'm a virgin, but I have been studying all the year round. I shouldn't be in the rank... You must have counted it wrong!"

At the same time, the staff at the front of the team interrupted the increasingly shameless conversation between the two: "The latter two, it's your turn. Do you still have to participate in the qualification review?"

"Ah, sorry to trouble you, the information is here..."

Sosuke Araki quickly and politely handed in his prepared resume, certificate of completion of inspiration training and other materials.

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