I’M Really Helpless In Tokyo

"Tsk, this kid Ryoma was actually a deserter... Could it be that Kato-sensei’s ‘fire’ burned it dry, or was there a large-scale inspection recently?"

Just when Araki Zongsuke was unhappy and smacked his lips, a wide figure blocked the sunlight above his head.

"Araki-kun, even if you get rich overnight, you can't change the poor and sour squatting in front of the convenience store..."

The visitor was a thick sea and land with a schoolbag, wide glasses and a baseball cap, and a pair of otaku going out with a full set of equipment.

"I quickly went downstairs to report on the mission. Was it the second one to arrive?"

After looking around, his mouth showed an unexplained chuckle: "...It seems that the enlightenment of the other guys is nothing more than that."

"Wang woo woo woo... sorry, I just heard someone say, but so?"

As the rough voice sounded, Yamada Kengo, who was holding a huge cardboard box and immersed in the shadows with his national character face, quietly appeared behind the two like a ghost: "Compared with the two dresses that are so daily that they can no longer be daily, I am An impeccable'suit' is worthy of the word'enlightenment'!"

Gold-shining watches, tailored black suits, purple V-neck shirts showing strong chest muscles, bright pointed leather shoes, thorny green skin covered with hairspray...

He wears only sportswear on weekdays, and now his whole body is shining with a light called "Philosophy".

"That's right Kengo, this low-level cowboy dress for '500 yen an hour'...goods, are you ready?"

"Hmph, I am no longer the weak boy who was young and ignorant and stopped on the second floor... now they all call me, the'Seventh Floor Devil'!"

Yamada Kengo triumphantly gestured to the two of them with the carton that says "Computer Accessories" in his hand: "All the best items in the Arsenal of Love are here!"

"By the way, what low-level cowboy, this suit, but after I received the line message from your predecessor, I immediately went to the nearby shopping mall to buy a lot of money..."

"Ahem, although the death of the'Navigator' is an unexpected situation, it is not enough to stop us..."

After getting the affirmative reply from the other party, Zongjie Araki's face was solemn, and he slowly got up, using flip-flops to wipe out the cigarette butts on the ground, and looked at the distant sunset glowing red by the setting sun with ambition: "Now that everything is ready. , Let us embark on the journey to welcome the "last man" to join!"

The thick Hailu Dou, who held his glasses lightly with one hand and lowered the brim of his hat, stood to his left: "Yes, a hundred million rounds of bullets have been loaded, no one can stop us to embrace the man-only night sky!"

On the right, Yamada Kengo took an exaggerated and twisted step, stood side by side with the two, and opened the cardboard box in his hand: "The journey of a virgin is the sea of ​​stars..."

The three of them put their hands into the golden carton, and took out a series of suspicious items such as blue pills, tin spray, flat zigzag plastic bags, etc., and put them into their pockets...

Then, they held aloft the unidentified drink in the brown bottle, bumped into each other passionately, and drank on their backs: "I wish you good luck tonight!"

"Damn it, it's too far away, I only heard "Wuyun Changlong", "goods" and so on... I only met with these two people until it was getting dark, it was really suspicious!"

In the laneway hundreds of meters away, a thin middle-aged man wrapped in black hooded sportswear, wearing a mask and toad sunglasses on his face, is looking through the binoculars in his hand, watching the sunset and shouting with pride. Of three people.

"So, staying in the convenience store all afternoon and busy transferring money is to pay for the ‘material payment’. Do you really need to bring people to ‘stock up’ now?"

"In this way, the refining of that thing must be done by multiple people? Or, it is dangerous for them to go to the place where they'restock', and they must go together?"

Unobserved by his suspicious dressing and the horrifying glances cast by passersby, the middle-aged man was making notes in his notebook, and a twisted smirk appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Hey hey, sorry Araki-kun..."

"Even if it is a despicable and shameless means, I must get the material formula and refining method of'that thing'! All this is the price that must be paid to promote the historical development of the spirit removal props... …"

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One hour later, Akihabara Electric Town.

As the sun sets, the yellow burning clouds are desperately shooting all the last afterglow on the gray asphalt road.

On this avenue lined with electronic product shops, model toy shops, animation product shops and theme cafes, the street lights, light boxes, car lights and buildings that are gradually lit up form a colorful night view of the city.

After the sun sets, the real nightlife in this country has just begun.

"That's right, it's the kind of small steel cannon that runs'buzzing', after the explosion, the streamline is smooth, and the surface paint is blindingly bright! The budget is about 10 million yuan, second-hand. It’s okay, but it’s just a new look..."

A blond young man wearing beach pants and short-sleeved T-shirt and stepping on flip-flops was walking and talking on the phone.

"Well, it's not that two-wheelers are bad... But you know, a mature man like me who has a stable income and has reached a certain age is almost time to say goodbye to his immature youth and embrace four wheels... Oh yes. Now, the warrior of the Warring States period is not by your side, right? 』

Cheap cigarettes dangling from the corners of the mouth, large tattoos on the hands, feet and chest, standard tongue-in-cheek sounds, and holding the phone between the shoulders, as if saying, "Tomorrow I can’t see the money, so you’re going to cut your little finger." The aura of classic usury lines makes him move easily in the dense crowd like Moses divides the sea.

"What, you asked me where I got the money to buy a car, did you get a "big one" ticket again? ! Idiot Gongxing, brother is now a social elite with a lofty career and stable income, you have to learn to refresh your cognition, understand..."

"As expected to be Senior Araki, are you going to mention a new car? I have to refuel, and get driving permission early..."

"It's so hot, the kidney function drink you just drank has been drained away with sweat. Don't say the "stars and the sea", haven't you even seen the "last person" yet?"

The two behind him were a young man with short hair and a Chinese character face in a flamboyant suit and a cardboard box, and a short fat otaku in baseball cap and glasses who was taking out a handkerchief from his backpack and wiping his sweat.

"It is indeed a good way to take advantage of the dense flow of people and complicated walking routes, but it is still too tender for the old man!"

A middle-aged man with a sportswear hood, a mask and sunglasses covering his whole body is closely guarded by the crowd behind the three of them.

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