I'm really immortal

The fog dissipated a little, and the road surface was as wet as if it had rained. Liu Changan pressed his toes on the road surface, which was hard.

A few more minivans from Fuyu Vegetable Company passed by, and Liu Changan drove to the farmer's market building and stopped close to the wall so as not to affect traffic, which fully demonstrated his excellent personal qualities.

The security guards of the vegetable company who were about to go upstairs stopped and looked at this modified off-road vehicle, which was very rare in Junsha.

Men all like cars and beautiful women. Some men will even choose cars when choosing between cars and beautiful women. They also often use "car" to describe women, such as "car repair", "driving a car", "car headlights", "original car". Keys", "spare keys", "used cars" and the like.

There are even some people who use things like buying a car, renting a car, buying a car, maintaining a car, etc. as a metaphor for the various situations faced by women, which are very similar.

The security guards' eyes are all focused on the modified G63 of Merissa, just like looking up at the elusive and charming beauty in the TV commercials of luxury shopping malls.

At this time, the car door opened. The security guards were trying to see who was driving such a rare car, but first they saw a sharp horn sticking out.

Very large horns.

Like the big buffalo that was common in rural areas in the past, children often admired its hard and powerful horns.

Unlike other places, the security guards of Fuyu Vegetable Company are the real core team of the company. They were all brought by Yu Chao from his hometown. They have the bond of fellow villagers and the relationship of jointly training the business owners. Yu Chao wants to Everything is done through them.

Coming from Jiuhua, there is also the famous Zique Rice Terraces. There is no way to mechanize farming. The buffalo is still an important production tool for local farmers. In the city with many high-rise buildings, suddenly seeing a buffalo horn makes the security guards nostalgic and can't take their eyes away. and looked at it.

I originally thought that the person in the car was holding a horn or a bull's head, but it turned out that the person who came out of the car was a minotaur.

The security guards were so shocked that their eyes almost dropped to the ground. This minotaur was extremely tall, mainly because the bull's head was extremely powerful and tall, and except for its horns, it was over two meters tall.

"What the hell is this?" The security guards were surprised, but they didn't feel scared. Is there really some kind of monster appearing in broad daylight?

"It should be a big man wearing a cow-head hood, the same style as the fish-head hood that is very popular now, with fake muscles on his body." One of the security guards dreams of becoming an actor and knows a lot about these things.

He also once worked as a group performer wearing various weird props and acted as a bit player. Because he provoked a girl in the group performance, he contacted Yu Chao after running away to avoid the limelight. Later, he found out that the girl did not call the police, and maybe even I don't know who inspired her.

After the limelight passed, he found that the extras were not comfortable working under Brother Chao, so he stayed. People who had committed crimes were more likely to gain Chao's trust. He soon joined the security team and became one of the core team, and then Only then did he realize that this group of people all had similar experiences, which made people admire their ability to recruit super talents.

"Isn't this just those... things like dying of thirst?"

“What does it mean to die of thirst?”

"Don't you often see some children wearing weird clothes, like the people in Journey to the West and the List of Gods? Doing this kind of thing is called dying of thirst."

The security guards were chatting when they saw the minotaur walking straight towards them.

The Minotaur is not only tall. He walked from the brightly lit corridor and entered the bottom of the building. His faint shadow seemed to be crawling on the ground, but it swallowed up the shadows of the security guards. His majestic body was full of oppression, like a demon. Overlooking the ants.

"You...what are you doing?"

The security guards already felt that something was wrong. They didn't know if it was a problem with the light. They always felt that the minotaur was not wearing a hood. The connection between the bull's head and the body was very natural, as if it was really a bull's head growing on a human body.

The tauren only wore a pair of trousers. His naked upper body had muscles that were carved from granite, and his thigh-thick arms were like mutated and terrifying bat muscles. They all made people feel like he could tear people to pieces and rub them into crumbs at any time.

"The "Tiecheng Mud Plow Sutra" records that the Buddha said: I see people in the world who are not filial to their parents, who do not do things to the ascetics and do not respect their elders, who are not afraid of the county magistrate's prohibitions, and who are not afraid of this world and the next. I will not be alarmed or afraid. If Cao Man dies, he will not be afraid. Enter the mud plow and send people to where Yama is." The tauren stood in front of the security guards and slowly read a scripture.

The minotaur didn't make any violent moves or use threatening words. He just recited scriptures, which made people feel more strange and not so scared. After all, the demons and monsters who can recite the Buddha's name are all good people on TV.

"Brother, what's the matter with you?" the security guard asked boldly, taking the opportunity to look at the area around the Minotaur's neck and shoulders.

"Pang will send people to where Yama is. The word "Pang" does not mean "Pang", but refers to the Tauren. His name is Pang." The Tauren pointed at himself, "It means you people have committed a crime. , I will send you to hell to meet Yama... I am afraid that you have not read enough books, so I will explain that the mud plow is hell."

You can pretend to be an expert only if you don't speak. The really scary maniacs are taciturn and will kill if they disagree with you. This is the life experience of security guards who usually live in society.

But this tauren was chanting and explaining scriptures, and no one asked him to introduce himself. How could he be a master with so many words? Anyway, after listening to what he said, even though he said he wanted to send everyone to see Yama, the security guards were no longer so afraid.

"Brother, who are you scaring? Come on, send me to hell. I have never seen Lord Yama in my life. Now that I have seen him, I want to ask..."

This was not the first time that the tauren saw such a request from an arrogant person, and he was very willing to satisfy the other person, so he reached out and took the speaker's head off his shoulders.

"I want to ask..." The head opened its mouth in the hands of the tauren, and the voice suddenly stopped. The mouth moved up and down, as if it wanted to speak, but it was horrified to find that its state seemed to be wrong as never before. , with the last corner of his eye, he saw that he seemed to be suspended in the air, but his body was gushing blood like a fountain, and he fell to the ground...

When the other security guards saw this scene, they felt their ears buzzing, as if a thrilling BGM was playing. The figure of the minotaur was like a mountain, making people feel that there was no escape. Their feet were weak and they were about to fall to the ground. , everyone screamed and ran towards the elevator.

The Minotaur did not catch up immediately. Everyone ran into the elevator smoothly. Seeing that the elevator door was about to close, they looked at each other and let out a long breath. They found that everyone else had pale faces, trembling all over, and their pupils were so dilated that they were about to burst in their eyeballs. Same.

Although everyone usually does things that include beatings, scolding and violence, who has ever seen a scene where a person’s head is ripped off? There are very few scenes like this in movies, and they would be censored if they were too bloody.

Now we all know that coding is actually necessary. It’s so damn scary! Just like some action movies, coding is to protect the audience’s beautiful fantasies and desires, and it’s all for everyone’s benefit!

"Why isn't the elevator moving?" There was only the sound of sharp breathing in the elevator car. It took a while before someone noticed that they were pressing the floor button frantically, but the elevator made no movement at all.

A finger as thick as a Harbin sausage got stuck in the crack of the elevator door, and then the elevator door was opened. The tauren's majestic body squeezed into the elevator, and the horns on his head scraped against the top of the elevator car. The lights flickered on and off.

The elevator goes up.

After a while, when they reached the top floor, the tauren walked out of the elevator and walked into the room with the "General Manager" sign.

Yu Chao was humming opera and watching Huagu Opera films.

This kind of film is not a serious comedy, but a custom-made film that he found from some small domestic action film teams. The actors and actresses in it are dressed in Huagu Opera costumes and combine traditional dramas such as "Bangs Chop Woodcutter". Adapted.

This hobby arises from the fact that when Yu Chao was a child in the ancient mountainous area, there was an extremely lack of recreational activities. Only during weddings, the bereaved family would invite a flower-drum opera team to perform for a night, gathering the family and fellow villagers to accompany the deceased before he was buried. last night.

Yu Chao was deeply impressed by one of the Flower Drum Opera actors. When he saw her changing clothes backstage, her half-undressed breasts and big white legs were exposed, which became the scene where Yu Chao released his desires in countless fantasies during his adolescence.

When he became rich and powerful, he also thought about looking for the Flower Drum Opera actress, but after all, it was difficult to find a trace. Even if he found it, he would probably be old and yellow. Can his youthful feelings allow him to ignore her layers of wrinkles and loose skin?

"Watching a movie?" The tauren walked in, and the horns knocked down a piece of the door, which made him regret a little. In fact, the horns don't need to be so big, they are just as powerful.

"What the hell?" Yu Chao trembled with fear, quickly pulled up his pants, reached out and took out a 54 from the drawer next to him, and shot the tauren.

Unfortunately, even for well-trained professionals, the hit rate of hasty shooting is extremely low. Yu Chao fired several shots, but only one hit the horn because the muzzle was accidentally raised.

When watching movies and TV shows, people often complain that both sides of the gunfight empty the magazine and miss the shot. In fact, that is a real scene.

"Do you know why I want to kill you?" the tauren asked.

"No... you don't know?" The magazine was empty, and Yu Chao had no time to change the magazine. The minotaur had already walked in front of him, and Yu Chao was frightened.

"That's good. When I watch TV, there are always people who tell the other person why they are killing him before killing him, saying that they want the other person to understand. I am surprised that he died in an unclear and inexplicable way. Isn’t it more interesting to be depressed?”

After saying that, the tauren took off Yu Chao's head.

Yu Chao's head rolled on the ground, rolling in a circle, his eyes staring blankly at the minotaur, refusing to close his eyes.

The Minotaur is Liu Changan (since many people don't even know that the Zombie King is also Liu Changan, I would like to explain it here).

Liu Changan cleaned up the Fuyu Vegetable Company and found no fish that had slipped through the net. The company was not without serious employees, but those who were responsible for communicating with the public had not come to work at this time.

He put the entire founders and core team of Fuyu Vegetable Company into clay pots. After cleaning the outside of the clay pots, he put them into snakeskin bags.

The snakeskin bags were also cleaned in another bathroom, packed in plastic bags, and then put in a layer of snakeskin bags before being put back in the car.

It is necessary to do this. If there is blood inside the car, it is basically impossible to completely remove it. DNA will always be detected. This is the ironclad evidence in many cases. Professor Liu Jianshe has been in the biological research industry for many years and will not I don’t even understand this common sense.

Li Hongfang is very easy to use, and he wants to use it for a long time, and doesn't want her to get into trouble.

After finishing these things, Liu Changan took off his pants and shoes and packed them, wrapped the shirt and jacket he had taken off around his waist, and drove the car back to the community. He parked close to the wall to avoid the rich vegetables. Company monitoring.

As for the clues, there will be more or less traces left, but it’s nothing. Liu Changan drove the car around the Xiangjiang River, disposed of the clay pots as usual, and then hurried back home. After all, he did not have a certain status or importance. , are not qualified to be buried around the sycamore trees in the community.

What he was most worried about at this time was that Zhou Shuling did not handle the crucian carp according to his method. This little mother always likes to invent various "new dishes". Who knows how she will mess with Liu Changan's beloved little crucian carp?