I'm really immortal

Liu Changan can be sure that if Zhou Shuling did not cook according to Liu Changan's method and changed it to a method that she thought was feasible, when it was cooked, she would think that it was a "new dish" she invented.

And he would bring it to Liu Changan for him to taste, hoping to get his praise.

She often does this, but the number of times she gets praise is as few as the times Zhou Dongdong gets praise for his progress in exams.

So far, the only dish that she has improved and won Liu Changan's approval is the cold tangled hoof flower, which is on the menu, which makes Zhou Shuling think that she is on an equal footing with Zhou Dongdong in this regard. In the past, Zhou Dongdong accidentally invented the Zhou Dongdong brand. Here comes the chicken legs.

In fact, the current sales volume of this cold tangle flower in the restaurant is only higher than that of the lard omelette ordered a la carte as part of the set meal.

The lard omelette costs about two or three yuan in the set meal, and it costs five yuan if ordered individually, so most people order the set meal with lard omelette. Only those who really like omelette will add one or two. .

It’s not that Zhou Shuling’s cold tuna is not delicious, but the quantity is small and the price is high. It uses fresh pig’s feet instead of frozen products. In addition, it takes time to make, so the cost cannot be reduced.

Fortunately, Zhou Shuling did not have any delusions about being on par with Zhou Dongdong brand chicken drumsticks, which sold first in the store, otherwise she would have been troubled... My little mother is the kind of woman who is easily satisfied both mentally and physically.

Physiologically, it means that she can eat a lot, but it doesn’t matter if she eats less, which means she is easily satisfied.

People nowadays tend to think wrongly. A serious person should be careful when speaking, or explain a sentence or two to avoid causing misunderstandings and affecting the image of a serious person.

Liu Changan paid special attention to this. He found that women nowadays are relatively dirty, among them An Nuan and Li Hongfang are the representatives.

An Nuan likes to tell dirty jokes, but Li Hongfang is a little more extreme. Liu Changan's normal behavior or words can be twisted by her to make up lewd secrets and the like.

Liu Changan parked the car in the open space next to the grape trellis. As soon as he got out of the car, the old man Qian came over with a bundle of plastic wrap in his hand.

He was just sizing up this big jeep. The older generation likes to call off-road vehicles a jeep, not to mention such a big and square car. It should be called a jeep.

Originally he was just taking a look, but when he found out that Liu Changan was driving, Old Man Qian came over and patted the car body. He raised his legs and tried to stand on the pedals, but gave up after a little trouble.

"Girls nowadays like short, flat sports cars, not jeeps." Mr. Qian said knowingly that Liu Changan's car was nothing. "You have to drive that kind of car to attract girls."

"I drive a donkey cart, and girls like it." Liu Changan said very self-awarely, "When you were young, did you really want to have a 28-inch big bumper so you could deceive girls?"

"Hehe, I am Meituo first, then Erba Dagang. At that time, I bought all four major items, all by myself." Old Man Qian felt nostalgic with some pride, and patted the car again, " That scenery is no worse than this big thing like you."

Liu Changan also remembered it for a moment. The so-called "Erba Dabang" is the name given to a bicycle made after the founding of the People's Republic of China. "Erba" means that the wheel has 28 inches, and "Dabang" means that there is a thick black beam on the bicycle.

Many people in their 60s, 70s, and 80s have the experience of riding long distances with their parents on this beam.

Many people still remember that when they were children, they did not sit on the big bar, but sat in the back, so their father stepped on the pedal, raised his other foot back to get on the car, and swept himself off.

As for the scratches on the steel bars on the instep tires, it is even more common, but the feeling at the time will indeed be very painful.

"Life at that time was like riding a bicycle, everything was slow. Now the ten or twenty years have passed by like a speeding railway. In the past, we lived twenty years, and it felt so long. Days." Liu Changan said with emotion. The long term mentioned here refers to a long life, not from the perspective of a super life form.

Old Man Qian nodded involuntarily, why?

However, life in this community is still slow and detailed. Why is this?

What is the young man next to me being pretentious about, and why do I involuntarily agree with him?

Liu Changan and Old Man Qian stood together and sighed. Old Man Qian suddenly turned around and said, "Who is following you? We... I'm going to take pictures of trees. By the way, your Dandan took Zhou Dongdong to climb the wall. there."

Old Man Qian knew very well that the only one who could take care of Dandan was Liu Changan. Dandan was usually very lovable and protected by all the old men and ladies in the community. After losing money repeatedly, Old Man Qian wanted to say some harsh words to Dandan. They all gave up in fear under the eyes of their poker friends. After all, they had accumulated a lot of hatred in their hearts and wanted to take the opportunity to plot against Dandan.

Liu Changan walked towards the direction pointed by Old Man Qian, and sure enough he saw Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong sitting on the wall.

There is also a sheep, which is also jumping on the wall. One moment it wants to kick the unstable bricks off the wall, and the other moment it shakes its head and bites the leaves of the mulberry tree.

Liu Changan felt dizzy. The three creatures gathered together in front of him were not surprising at all. They were obviously three different species, but it made people feel that the phrase "birds of a feather flock together" suited them very well.

There is also a dog under the wall, which seems to be more humane and more compliant than the three on the wall.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan often asked Zhou Dongdong, "What are you doing?" But now it has escalated.

Birds, children, sheep, and dogs all turned to look at Liu Changan.

"Brother Chang'an, do you want to come up and eat mulberries with us? Sister Dandan said that this mulberry tree has not been treated with pesticides and can be eaten directly." Zhou Dongdong enthusiastically invited Liu Changan to join him and put some wet and sticky mulberries Put it in your pocket.

Liu Changan took three steps back, showing a firm refusal.

He pointed at Lu Si'en, who was holding Zhou Dongdong's schoolbag in his mouth, "Zhou Dongdong, do you know what time it is now? You haven't gone to school yet!"

"Today is Sunday, so we don't have to go to school." Zhou Dongdong wiped the mulberry particles from the corner of his mouth and said happily. I don't know why, but I always feel that this week's holiday seems to be longer than before.

"Baa... baa... baa!" Zhu Juntang shouted three times in response to Zhou Dongdong. No one in the baa universe would want to go to school.

Currently, in terms of "not wanting to go to school", the rankings here are Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong.

Shangguan Dandan doesn't have to study at all, which is what Zhu Juntang envies the most. Zhu Juntang is also far ahead in skipping classes and asking for leave. Zhou Dongdong is just a hard-working primary school student with little freedom and ranks at the bottom.

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang. It still had a plastic bag on its butt today. It was obvious that those customized "Fairy Sheep Armors" were not that easy to make.

But a sheep climbed onto the wall. This is a city, not a remote scenic spot like Nanshan Ranch. Can't we keep a low profile?

Liu Changan reached out and took Zhou Dongdong off the wall and put it on the ground. He put the schoolbag in Lu Sien's mouth on her back. Then he took out his mobile phone and showed her what day it was today. "Do you see clearly? Today is Monday. Go to school quickly with Lu Si'en."

"Today is Monday!" Zhou Dongdong was shocked. Is it because he dreamed last night that today was still Sunday, so he remembered it wrong?

"You're already late. Walk slowly on the road." Liu Changan shook his head. Zhou Shuling didn't know what she was doing. She didn't even notice that Zhou Dongdong didn't go to school.

As for Shangguan Dandan, the "godmother", she didn't expect her to remind Zhou Dongdong to go to school. Ever since she just saw Liu Changan, she took a mulberry leaf in front of her face without saying a word, as if Liu Changan would Act as if she doesn't exist.

Zhou Dongdong touched Lu Sien's dog's head and went to school together. The remaining two were still on the wall. Liu Changan just wanted to smash the wall with a kick.

"Godmother, the bad old man looks bad. You should threaten him quickly, lest he overestimate his capabilities and attack us first, so that we can be beaten later." Zhu Juntang stretched out his two sheep's hooves and hugged a bush. The mulberry branch was planned to be swung away from the wall if Liu Changan made any movement, and then he would roll to the ground nimbly, and then run away.

Shangguan Dantan covered his face and eyes with mulberry leaves, so he was immune to Liu Changan's eyes, and said in a calm tone: "Xiaotang was a little confused about the fact that he could transform into a sheep, so he came here early in the morning to talk to me. After discussing it, I forgot about the fact that Dong Dong still has to go to school."

Liu Changan snorted, but he didn't really knock down the entire wall in order to drive them off the wall. After all, this was public property. People should never destroy public property and facilities just to vent their personal emotions.

If you want to smash it, just smash it in your own home. After smashing it, you have to buy it. It can also promote internal circulation demand and economic development... As long as it is not thrown out of the window, high-altitude throwing objects are worse than ordinary smashing of public property and endanger public safety.

"Zhu Juntang, there is a class this afternoon, don't forget it like Zhou Dongdong! I will go to Professor Liu later and ask if she is willing to be your cultural teacher." Liu Changan gave a warning and left.

For Zhu Juntang, there is no need to remind her again and again. If she doesn't want to go to school, it's useless to say a thousand words to her. Only violence can make her surrender. The typical toast is to give her a fine drink instead of a meal.

Thinking of Zhou Dongdong's stocky back as he led the dog to school, Liu Changan suddenly felt a sense of sad expectation. In the future, it would be enough for Liu Changqian to be as obedient as Zhou Dongdong.

He turned back and took a deep look at Zhu Juntang, who was still standing on the wall, meeting his eyes and saying "baa" arrogantly.

When he got home, Liu Changan knew why Zhou Shuling didn't care about Zhou Dongdong forgetting to go to school. She was in the kitchen exchanging cooking skills with Li Hongfang.

Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan exchanged makeup techniques, which was like novices pecking each other.

The exchange of cooking skills with Li Hongfang cannot be said to be a rivalry between rookies. Zhou Shuling cannot compare with Liu Changan in this aspect, but she still has an advantage in front of Li Hongfang. Li Hongfang is the only rookie in the kitchen.

During this period, Zhou Shuling often spent time with Li Hongfang, and the two became very familiar with each other. Li Hongfang taught Zhou Shuling many things. Now that Li Hongfang wanted to ask her about cooking skills, Zhou Shuling was naturally happy to teach her everything.

"Chang'an said that this small crucian carp should be fried in tea. I think lard is also acceptable... In fact, it is okay not to fry it. If you think about it, the characteristic of small crucian carp is that it is tender and fresh, and it will be a little crispier after frying. It feels like that, but that delicious taste will probably be difficult to retain..."

Liu Changan walked to the door of the kitchen, where Zhou Shuling was giving her high opinions. Li Hongfang looked like she was learning with humility, nodding her head from time to time to express her agreement.

He didn't want to disturb them.

Zhou Shuling wears a down jacket on her upper body, and only wears a pair of tight-fitting warm pants underneath, which are tight and have the effect of yoga pants. Women with plump lower limbs wearing yoga pants always attract attention when they appear in the gym or even on the street.

The little woman always exudes an extraordinarily warm atmosphere in winter, and is so soft that it makes people want to hold her in their arms all the time as a source of heat.

Li Hongfang was wearing brown linen clothes and trousers that were very loose. She looked like she was at the front desk in a high-end office building where it was like spring all year round. She was holding a cup of coffee and looking at a magazine, or she could do secret skills that could only be done in the boss's office.

They may not be at the level of national beauty, but the women are full of charm and charm, which is pleasing to the eye.

But they had to torment the little crucian carp that Liu Changan had bought after betraying his appearance!

"Do you want to put it directly into the bowl, sprinkle some dried chili ash, black beans or something, and then put it directly into the steamer?" Liu Changan interrupted Zhou Shuling's free play.

Zhou Shuling was stunned for a moment, and suddenly she lost the confidence she had just now. It was not that she was not confident in her own ideas, but Liu Changan always liked to use his hands and feet. As long as she insisted on her own ideas, he would knock people on the head or arrest her. Holding someone's arm and removing them from the kitchen or something like that.

But he still nodded.

"Your method is only suitable for steaming cured meat. If you don't fry this small crucian carp before putting it in the steamer, the water vapor will condense in the bowl, and the crucian carp meat will be loose and soft, and it can't be picked up with chopsticks." Liu Changan He waved his hands and said, "Both of you, go out."

Li Hongfang felt that he had suffered an unreasonable disaster. He should have had the opportunity to do something in the kitchen. The kitchen was not a big place, and it was normal for everyone to bump into each other. It was a rare opportunity to feel the beautiful body of the world.

Normally, Zhou Shuling must have made full use of such an opportunity. With Zhou Shuling's character, she is relatively reserved and restrained, and it is unlikely that she would take the initiative to touch Liu Changan in other places, so she would give full play to her traditional little lady advantages and take the kitchen into her hands. Become her home court.

Zhou Shuling's dress today proves Li Hongfang's analysis. On the surface, she is wearing a heavy down jacket, but the down jacket is not a soft and close-fitting material. As long as she bends over and raises the back hem, her hip line is exposed to seduce Liu Changan. .

Women must be so cautious. Li Hongfang affirmed what Zhou Shuling had done and planned to apply what she learned if she had the opportunity.

"Have you eaten?" Zhou Shuling knew that Liu Changan was right, so she changed the subject, "Why don't you watch some TV first, and I'll make you a bowl of noodles, and you can get the little crucian carp."

"That's okay." Liu Changan mainly wanted to stop Zhou Shuling from steaming small crucian carp indiscriminately. If she didn't let her do what she wanted, Liu Changan felt relieved.

After walking to the electric heating table and sitting down, Li Hongfang came over and asked eagerly.

"Brother Liu, is the matter done?"

"Um."

"Sigh, now the society is stable and people live and work in peace and contentment. As long as they work hard, their lives can always be good. But there are always some scumbags who want to destroy the great situation of building a harmonious society and set up obstacles and add resistance to the overall goal of moving towards a moderately prosperous society in an all-round way."

Li Hongfang followed the momentum of his words and patted Liu Changan's strong arm muscles. Men like to touch women, so why don't women like to touch men? Faced with a man like Brother Liu, everyone should understand that his hands get wet occasionally.

Liu Changan glanced at Li Hongfang. She was really talented. If the career of tomb robbing, which had no future, had not restricted and affected her development, and she had followed the institutional path seriously, maybe Liu Changan would be able to watch it on TV in a few years. She spoke.

It's not just that she said such words to give Liu Changan such positive recognition, but that she takes into consideration all aspects of her qualities.

Of course, because of her past work, Li Hongfang can no longer follow the institutional path. She has no concept of following rules at all. When she gets a little angry, she might dig up the ancestral graves of her boss or colleagues, and the unit will send her To distribute benefits, you may hold a box and let people draw cards, give bathing center coupons to male colleagues, and give women's health club recharge cards to female colleagues.

Seeing that Liu Changan did not object to his words, Li Hongfang knew that Brother Liu had gone to do justice for God today, and he was still a scumbag.

"In fact, we are now vigorously advocating green environmental protection industries and paying attention to waste utilization. I heard that the corpse business in India is very prosperous." Li Hongfang lowered his voice again.

Knowing the elegant meaning of a stringed song is such an elegant and sophisticated sentence. Liu Changan really doesn't want to use it on Li Hongfang.

As soon as her heart-shaped butt popped up, Liu Changan knew what ivory was about to spit out of her mouth.

Sure enough, in the entire Jiuzhou Fenglei Sword Sect, he was the only normal person. It was really important for this sect to be led by a normal person to grasp the general direction and prevent the disciples from going astray.

"They have a sheep-strengthening medicine made from bone meal, which is extremely popular in Europe and the United States. Many European and American sellers customize large quantities and actively participate in the corpse business. There are also specimen preparation, medical research, etc. You can buy a corpse From hundreds to millions of dollars." Li Hongfang said with emotion. Compared with them, Li Hongfang's career seems much more acceptable.

"Millions of dollars?" Liu Changan certainly knows about this kind of business. It can be said that it has been around since ancient times. However, in addition to the progress of civilization, some dark and anti-human things have also been developed in modern times.

"Well, some deceased persons with typical diseases are of great research significance. Pathological information can be studied from the corpses to promote the development of drugs or treatments. Such corpses are very valuable... and there are also the corpses of some celebrities." Li Hongfang explained by the way. After a moment, "I learned this because when we were working, we found that we were just looking for treasures, but some people would not let go of the graves of lonely ghosts, and would take away the bones they found."

Liu Changan also saw him. Once he was buried well, but someone dug him out. He was too lazy to move. When others saw that his face was complete and fresh, and his muscles were elastic, as if he were a stranger, and that he was a white-faced scholar from Haloxylon ammodendron, they sold him. He paid a high price and got married to a dead girl from a wealthy family.

These miraculous experiences have been countless in his long life, so they are no longer strange. Li Hongfang would not be able to remember them if he didn't talk about them.

"I think what you mean is, don't rub people into clay pots in the future, but sell the corpses?" Liu Changan saw her twisting and turning, but he didn't tell her what she was thinking, so he directly exposed her thoughts and stretched out his hand. He grabbed her cheek and said, "If you want to do business seriously, why can't you come up with a single good idea? You are very clever in doing evil things."

Li Hongfang didn't feel pain, but felt a little regretful, "Actually, I have some connections in India, but I haven't used them for a long time. These connections have to be used from time to time. Everyone gets some benefits so that we can maintain them with trust. Making money is a trivial matter."

What she said makes sense. Liu Changan has connections all over the world, but he hasn't used them for too long. Even some people who are more particular have passed down from generation to generation "We are the guardians of XXX's wealth. In the future, everything will be restored to its original state." "Lord" and other oaths, but he himself did not contact him, and no one recognizes these things anymore.

Li Hongfang also has connections in India, which doesn't surprise Liu Changan. If she didn't have these magical powers, how could a richest man like Li Jiama go to such trouble to find her to host "I want to dig the sea" An action like "Hunhou No. 2 Tomb so that I can die in it"?

"You still want to maintain these connections, are you planning to return to your old career in the future?"

"That...that's not true. My current career is to run the rice noodle shop well." Li Hongfang observed the words and expressions and understood the owner's intentions.

That's pretty much it, Liu Changan didn't bother to pursue the idea that she actually wanted to do that kind of business with Indians.

Judging from Liu Changan's personal experience, doing business with Indians is not a pleasant thing. They basically do not follow any rules or integrity, try hard to lower prices, break contracts at any time, and spend a lot of time pretending to negotiate business, maybe just to ask for gifts.

When doing business with them, you don't feel at ease even after receiving a deposit, unless you pay the money and deliver the goods... You also have to beware of the after-sales and finicky claims they require.

If you don't satisfy them, they will claim that you don't want to do business with their Indians in the future.

"By the way, take a look at the waiter uniforms in our store." Li Hongfang stood up and brought over his large black crocodile leather bag, took out a tablet computer and showed the design to Liu Changan.

"I open a rice noodle shop, not a bathing center."

Li Hongfang quickly moved her fingers and displayed another uniform design.

"This is more or less the same." Liu Changan suspected that the one she wanted him to choose was the one she wanted him to choose. Seeing that he was unwilling, he took out the second set of serious uniforms.

Zhou Shuling made some noodles and brought them over.

"Crucian carp noodles." Zhou Shuling introduced her work with a little pride. If she was not allowed to steam the small crucian carp according to her own method, she would take two out for him to eat. Anyway, she was going to make something fresh.

After saying that, she put down the bowl and sat down next to Li Hongfang. The two people's hip lines bumped into each other, and it actually felt like two rubber balls hitting each other and bouncing away.

Liu Changan took a bite of the noodles, nodded politely, and started eating.

He is good at appreciating food, but he is not a picky gourmet. This bowl of noodles also fully demonstrates Zhou Shuling's confidence in her craftsmanship. Isn't she trying to torture him, Liu Changan, by making so many noodles if they are not delicious? My little mother doesn't have such bad intentions.

Shangguan Dandan would do this.

The Queen Mother seemed to sense that others were saying bad things about her, so she opened the door in time and walked in, with the swaggering sheep following behind her.

The sheep's limbs took off at the same time and landed at the same time. It bounced over one after another. It raised its two forelimbs and lay next to the electric heating table. It came over to see what Liu Changan was eating with a washbasin in his hand.

Seeing the deputy door master come in, Li Hongfang quickly stood up to say hello. Shangguan Dandan pressed his hands with dignity, indicating that Li Hongfang did not need to be polite.

"Hey, Dandan, I think I've seen this sheep in Nanshan Ranch." Zhou Shuling said with a nostalgic look.

This was her first trip in her life. Although the place she went to was not far away and the time she stayed there was not long, it was not a high-end tourist attraction that could be posted on various show-off apps.

But the people accompanying her are all people she likes. This kind of trip makes her happy all the way.

What's more, Liu Changan said that he would take her and Dongdong Dandan to many places to play, and Zhou Shuling was full of expectations.

As for Shangguan Dandan suddenly bringing a sheep into the house, Zhou Shuling didn't think it was strange. Zhou Dongdong also dug up a dead pullet and brought it home. A live sheep was much more normal than a dead chicken.

"Hey!" Zhu Juntang didn't want to scare Zhou Shuling, so he called out normally to say hello to her. Then he wandered around the room, inspected Liu Changan's home from a sheep's perspective, ran to his bedroom, and jumped on his bed. Run back a few times.

"It's the one from Nanshan Ranch. It is Xiaotang's pet and has the supreme status. Xiaotang said to her men that seeing this sheep is like seeing the eldest lady in person. Everything the sheep enjoys, the standards and treatment are similar to hers." Shangguan As Dandan spoke, he brought a small bowl over and pointed at a small crucian carp in Liu Changan's bowl.

Liu Changan took one and gave her some noodles.

Shangguan Dandan nodded with satisfaction. The small crucian carp he gave her was the largest. It was a small crucian carp boiled directly. The skin was torn and the meat was a bit rotten. It didn't look very good.

Shangguan Dandan raised his hand and touched Liu Changan's head, then sat next to him and started eating.

"I heard that rich people in the West passed away and left their inheritance to their pets!" Li Hongfang didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhu Juntang's behavior. "Miss Zhusan's sheep should be more stylish than those rich people's pets. For example, a custom-made sheep Private jets, like 747 or A380, transform the cabin into a large lawn, big enough for lambs to run and play on it. The aircraft is painted with pictures of countless sheep, which creates an eye-polluting effect, which is very cool..."

"Li Hongfang, if you're fine, just leave." Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore. Just like he usually liked to persuade Zhou Dongdong to do things that would get him beaten, but if others thought Zhou Dongdong was a stupid kid and teased and pranked her, Liu Changan couldn't accept it. .

Li Hongfang shut up.

But the sheep raised its head, showing a thoughtful expression, and then the sheep's tail swayed, making the plastic bag wrapping its butt ring. It didn't even bleat, and ran out of the door.

Alas, Liu Changan knew that it was too late for him to shut up Li Hongfang. When Li Hongfang opened his mouth and got involved, he should have thrown Li Hongfang off the balcony.

He didn't do this, not because he didn't expect it, but because he thought calling Li Hongfang to help her so early in the morning shouldn't be so rude and irritable to her. After all, he was a particular person.

Then there is no way. If you pay attention to people, there will always be a lot of troubles. You should think about how to persuade Liu Yuewang to become Zhu Juntang's teacher later. As a well-liked and famous professor, he may not be willing to He was taught by a naughty student like Zhu Juntang.