I’m Really Not A Master Cultivator

Chapter 95 Every bit of me is the essence of licking the Tao!

The Dragon Sword is used as a kitchen knife!

Is this the big brother's world?

Mengxin shivering!

Thinking of the awkward appearance of myself before, I still want to take the real boss as a disciple.

Li Chong felt like he was doing it to death!

Fortunately, there are a lot of bosses, don't take it to heart, otherwise, I would have died a long time ago!

"Mo Fan Big Brother, what do we need to do?"

Long Er came, fluffed his red hair, and asked.

"No need! I'll take care of it!"

Mo Fan smiled softly.

The spacecraft continued to move forward.

I don't know how long it took.

The food is finally complete!

Li Chong, after Li Tiankai took a bite, his face was dumbfounded!

Every mouthful of this f*ck is Tao Yun!

Horror, terrible!

As for Bai Changsheng and others, they were not so surprised. After all, they had eaten many times.

Several people looked at Li Chong, the two masters and apprentices, as if they were looking at a hillbilly.

Night fell again.

This evening, the sky was covered with dark clouds.

Mo Fan fell asleep early.

Screaming voice.

...

Erha appeared in a dense mountain range.

This is where he is very young.

It ran towards this side, still looking silly.

It's as if it's been enchanted.

Sometimes he sticks out his tongue, sometimes grinning.

Moreover, when it encounters cow dung, it will instinctively rush in and dive directly into the cow dung, without feeling uncomfortable at all.

As if, it has gotten used to it.

Too deep into the play!

Phoenix Big sis taught it a secret.

"This "The Self-cultivation of Actors" is really clever. Since I read this book, I have had a breakthrough in acting ascension. Now, I am a real idiot!"

Erha thought to himself.

Sometimes, it doesn't even know whether it is really stupid or pretending to be.

This may be the highest acting Realm!

Bringing the play to the reality of Life, it is impossible to escape it!

At this moment, it finally understood why the masters were obsessed with mortals and couldn't extricate themselves!

Too deep into the play!

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting. The acting skills are too good and the acting is too deep.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting. Don't take it seriously if you are too deep into the play.

The master's acting skills must have reached the point of perfection, and even the master may not know that he is a master!

This Realm is the Realm that Erha yearns for!

When can you reach a high level?

Forget the past self.

Erha was extremely fast, and ran forward according to the memory in his mind.

Oooh!

In front, a dog barking sounded.

In the Demon Dog Valley.

There are a lot of dog monsters gathered here.

At this moment, a dog monster with a white beard stood on a huge rock with great power, looked at the dog monsters around, and roared Shen Shen, "Isn't my little son found yet? You bunch of trash, I want What use are you guys!"

Below, a dog demon with gray hair was trembling with fright, cold sweat, and even his voice trembled: "Master Dog King, we have already mobilized a lot of power, and we have asked the Jupeng clan for help to find Young Master!"

"As a result, we found a dog that looks like Young Master! But we thought about it, this is definitely not Young Master, so we continue to look for it!"

"Like Young Master?"

"Say, how is it like the law?" The dog king snorted coldly, and the dog's nose spouted two gasses, looking extremely angry.

"The dog looks exactly the same as Young Master, except that this dog is a stupid dog! Young Master is talented, has the appearance of a great emperor, and is awakened by the supreme bloodline! How could he become a fool? Therefore, we decided That dog is definitely not Young Master!"

The gray-haired dog demon uttered words and said again and again.

"Father, Little Brother was born with luck, it will be fine!"

Below, a sturdy dog demon slowly spoke.

"It's been half a year!"

On the top of the rock, the dog king stepped on, his expression broken with worry.

at this time.

Not far away, a voice came.

I saw it.

A dog with black and white hair, not too tall, rushed out.

It is Erha!

Its face was covered with cow dung.

He also licked the cow dung from time to time, and thought to himself: "It's getting more and more delicious!"

"No wonder the owner often praises me, the dog can't change the shit!"

"I really can't change it, and I still enjoy it!"

"Thank you, master, you let me discover the new world, and you let me know that cow dung is so delicious!"

Erha admired Mo Fan extremely in his heart.

"Father, I'm back!"

Erha shouted.

"Puppy, my pup!"

The dog king stepped on the rock carefully felt Erha, and he could be sure that Erha was its precious child.

"My sweetheart, my sweetheart, you are back!"

"Do you know how worried I am?" The bitch also ran over, surrounded Erha, with her tongue licking Erha's dog hair. At this moment, she thought she was dreaming!

"Second brother, is it really you? Are you back?"

Dage was thrilled.

The grey-haired dog saw Erha and was taken aback for a moment. Then, he said: "King of the dog, he is not your son, he is the silly dog!"

boom!

The dog king is furious!

How dare to say his son is stupid in the public?

Huh!

Its whole figure rushed straight over, and directly suppressed the greyhound!

now.

In the sky.

A bird flapped its wings and flew towards this side.

Immediately afterwards, a golden thing flowed out of its body, fell from the sky, and landed on the ground.

When Er Ha saw this thing, the dog's eyes stared at the bird droppings, the dog's eyes burst out, and the whole figure rushed out directly, and even one end of it rushed into the bird droppings.

He was eating dung!

Moreover, it also showed a very enjoyable look!

The dog king waited for the dog to see this scene and was stunned.

Especially the Dog King family looked at Erha in disbelief.

Silly.

The own child is really stupid.

Even eat bird droppings!

"My dear dear, this is bird droppings, you can't eat, you can't eat, you can't eat it." Erha's mother saw Own's little son look like this, and her heart ached to death.

Silly.

"My son! This is bird droppings! Do you eat bird droppings?"

Shouted the dog king.

"Father, mother, brother, you don't know anything, every bit of me is the essence of Tao!" Erha said solemnly.

Every bite is the essence of licking the Tao!

Damn it!

This is cow dung!

Hopeless.

My child is really hopeless!

God jealous of talents!

This is God's jealous talent!

The dog king was extremely unwilling, raised the dog's head jealously, and glared at the sky.