I’m Really Not A Master Cultivator

"Dogday!"

The dog king roared in his heart and hated God.

Why give him a son of evildoers.

Now, the son of the evildoer has become stupid again!

This is God's jealous talent!

The bitch kept mourning in her heart, she would rather the stupid dog be her than her child!

Erha raised his head, looked at his own parents, Big Brother, and said, "These are for you!"

"Enjoy it, I promise you can make you breakthrough a realm!"

As he said, the dog waved his paw.

Suddenly, a lot of fruits appeared on the ground.

These fruits are all taken from the owner's garden.

The owner was very kind to him and kept the fruits and dog food when he left.

He brings these back to his parents and Big Brother enjoys it.

The dog king bowed his head and took a look. After seeing some ordinary fruits, he was stunned again.

Can I break through a realm after eating these fruits?

What a joke!

Silly!

The dog king looked at his silly son, his eyes were already moist: "Son, don't worry, stay here, and the father will heal you!"

The bitch also licked Erha's hair with her tongue very distressedly, and said: "Son, listen to your father, stay here, our family will reunite, I will definitely find a way to heal you!"

"Brother, just stay, your disease is already very serious, and you really need to be cured."

Said the dog brother.

Erha was stunned, and said quickly: "Are you making a mistake? I'm not stupid!"

Where can a fool admit that he is stupid?

Hopeless! Hopeless!

The dog king has already determined that his son is really stupid, and he doesn’t know who made him stupid. His dog’s eyes are full of anger, and he screams: "Damn it! Dog soldier, investigate this matter quickly," Find out who stupid my youngest son!"

Erha was stunned again, and then, his face changed drastically, and he shouted: "Father, you must not do stupid things!"

"You can eat this fruit first!"

"To put it simply, I met a hermit master. In his eyes, my character is a stupid dog! Because of this, I pretended to be stupid. I just recently read "The Self-cultivation of an Actor" by Phoenix Big sis. , I gradually couldn't react, maybe, now my acting skills are ascension a lot."

Erha babbled.

Hermit master?

Is it a silly dog?

Pretending to be stupid?

Phoenix?

f*ck!

This man is definitely a Rivers and Lakes liar!

Xiuxian Continent is just the mortal world, where is the Phoenix!

When the dog king heard the silly son's words, he was angry and laughed, his eyes fell on Erha, the dog's eyes felt extremely pity.

My own son must have been brainwashed!

That man is so cruel, he actually likes to brainwash! The son of own Tianjiao is sober.

Erha somewhat proudly said: "According to my acting skills today, I am afraid that I have already reached the point of proficiency! Because, even if I am now, I can't tell whether I am really stupid or fake stupid! Some At that time, I even thought that I was actually Erha!"

"..."

Dog King was even more sure that his stupid son was hopeless!

"Father, mother, Big Brother, don't hurry up to eat these fruits! These fruits contain..."

Erha just about to say.

"enough!"

At this moment, the dog king yelled: "Come here, take care of my silly son, Ben Dog, to visit that person himself!"

Suddenly, a group of dog monsters followed behind the dog king, Monster Qi bursts, with an aggressive look.

"What are you doing!"

Erhu was furious at once, not to mention whether these dogs can find a master, if they do find a master, these dogs will all die!

This has to be annihilated!

"Are you stupid?"

Erha shouted.

A fool asks you if you are stupid?

All the dogs were stunned, with a dumbfounded expression.

Hey, it's really hopeless!

However, at this moment.

boom!

Erha suddenly appeared in the void, and immediately afterwards, a strong Monster Qi soared into the sky.

"Holy... Sage?" Below, the dog king felt the terrifying aura on Erha's body. Suddenly, the dog's eyes widened directly, round and round, with an unbelievable expression.

He didn't expect Erha to be a Sage!

this moment.

He burst into tears, raised his dog's head, looked at the blue sky, and said, "God, why did you let me step into Sage, but you robbed him of his IQ!"

Erha's eyes twitched.

f*ck.

This doesn't believe him yet.

Thinking of something, he directly lifted the dog's paw, grabbed an orange on the ground, and put the orange directly into the dog's mouth.

The dog king swallowed it.

Well, this orange is very sweet and tastes great.

But at The next moment, his eyes widened.

This...this...this is Tao Yun!

Damn it!

There is Tao rhyme in this orange!

f*ck!

"Little Brother, you are really stupid, only oranges. Does my father think differently when he eats this orange?"

Brother Gou said silently.

However.

At this moment, the dog king suddenly roared: "Shut up! Big idiot!"

Brother Gou was stunned and dumbfounded.

what's the situation?

"Father!"

Brother Gou asked with a puzzled face.

"Eat yourself!"

The dog king raised his dog's paw, pointed to the orange underneath, and said.

Brother Dog ate an orange.

"This orange is really delicious, and nothing extraordinary..."

"Fuck!"

"Dao Yun!"

...

This night.

The night is as dark as ink.

In the mountains.

Countless dog monsters surrounded Erha.

At this moment, Erha seemed to have become their mentor.

Erha proudly recounted what happened with senior during this time.

After listening to what Erha said, the King of Dogs sighed again and again: "Unexpectedly, there are such masters in this world, who are obsessed with mortals and cannot extricate themselves, playing a world-shattering chess game!"

"Son, you are fortunate enough to be a senior's chess piece. You are so lucky!"

"but!"

The dog king turned his words, and said solemnly:

"Son, your acting skills are still a little bit worse, even almost exposed!"

"Although my current Cultivation Base is indeed inferior to you, I am much better than you in my dog ​​life experience!"

When Erha heard this, the dog's tail on the ass shook slightly, and he listened carefully to what his father said: "Father, where did I expose?"

It is very puzzled.

own acting skills are already very good.

Moreover, after watching the "Actor's Self-cultivation" given to it by Phoenix Big sis, it found its own acting Ascension several times!

"You have a fatal exposure point!"

The dog king opened his mouth and said: "That means you have been eating cow dung, and you have never eaten any other dung! I remember that senior has a lot of pets? Have chickens? Have turtles?"

"Since there are chickens, there must be chicken manure!"

"Since there are turtles, there must be turtle dung!"

Damn it!

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