I’m really not a scumbag

Dididi!

The crisp sound of QQ made Lin Fang, who was bored, his eyes brightened. He minimized the video window and clicked on the message box.

The "Jincheng Wingman Round Table Meeting" ranked first and kept flashing.

Lin Fang: "???"

He didn't rush to click to read the news. He first looked at his QQ profile, 126****53. It was his QQ and the password was correct. But what kind of roundtable, when did he add it?

Unexpectedly, Lin Fang put it aside for the time being, and clicked to read the news.

Sportsman·Earl Jack Wu: "Call for support! Call for support! I met a superb beauty with a face value of 95+ and a body of 99 points in the'Williams Fitness Club'. Wingmen, it's time to dispatch!"

Hot yoga mother Marquis Sheman Saliu: "There can be no woman with a better figure than me! The wingman is in place, report the address, and I will help you weigh it!"

Little Sunshine Lady·Lord Serena Huang: "Wow! A 99-point figure, trembling at A Sese. The wingman is in place, report the address!"

Sven Yimai·Baron Jackson Xu: "I also go to Williams often, and I was lucky enough to be met by you with this kind of cutting-edge goods! The wingman is in place and the address is reported!"

Lin Fang: "..."

After looking at the speeches of these people, Lin Fang went back and looked at the chat records, completely confused.

What kind of roundtable is clearly a group of scumbag men and women!

There are routines for scumbags and girls. The main attacker first determines the target, then goes to the group to call the wingman for assistance. After determining the number of people, they start to gather.

Once agreed to enter the game, with such a pit of 18 routines, even chaste women and straight men of steel can't bear to disarm.

Lin Fang sneaked into the water, took a look at the past successful cases of these scumbag men and women, and exclaimed again and again.

If he had learned about these methods earlier, he would be a young lover, and he would never be a single dog at the age of 31.

"KING, are you there? You won't come, there are only a few of them, I don't have any confidence in my heart! @Top·king."

Lin Fang was stunned for a while before realizing that the "King" @ reached was actually himself.

Lord, baron, earl, marquis... KING?

If I'm not wrong, am I the most scumbag recognized by the scumbag female group?The strongest scum king?

For a moment, Lin Fang had the urge to withdraw from the group.

The curiosity that came up in his heart finally defeated this impulse. Lin Fang couldn't control his hands and typed two words on the keyboard gracefully: "Address."

"My king, you are finally here!"

"Your Majesty, your little maid sends you peace!"

"Wang, your knight is here, I am willing to bless you with my life!"

The group of scumbags with only a few people speaking back and forth, because of Lin Fang's speech, the news surged in an instant, which also made Lin Fang realize how unshakable his status is in this group.

The strongest scum man, really hammered!

Sportsman·Earl Jack Wu: "Tomorrow at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, I will escape from the memory room in the east of the suburbs. For dinner, I will eat Japanese food and drink at Gutai Lid, and then I will switch to DANCE PUB."

Lin Fang has only heard the memories of Jiaodong, but never visited the three place names in Jack Wu.

I have never even heard of German food and drink, DANCE PUB.

Why don't you go to see insight?

Lin Fang was a little excited, moving his hands, and gently typed three words: "I see."

He hadn't been a scumbag before, and he didn't dare to say too much, so he could only use as few words as possible to break into the enemy.

"Wang is as cool as ever!"

"As expected to be my King, concise and concise!"

"Our king, with the simple three words "know", perfectly demonstrated his domineering and powerful self-confidence, I want to blow it up!"

There was a mess in the group, and there was very little useful information. Lin Fang simply quit the group chat, and set the message to only display the number and not prompt.

The world suddenly became quieter.

Lin Fang looked at the time again, and unexpectedly got caught up in the meal.

After hesitating about whether to go home or not, Lin Fang decided to go back first.

What if my mother is out of anger?

She has such a good cooking skill, wouldn't she give up face if she didn't join in?

Lin Fang made up his mind and got off the plane by himself. When he passed the front desk, the cashier sister greeted him and said, "Handsome pot, come online for a long time next time?"

"Not necessarily, it depends on the mood."

"Cut! You are still dented! But my porridge, come here, let me scan the QR code and add a WeChat!"

Lin Fang glanced at the lady cashier in surprise, thought about it, walked over, and showed his QR code.

In the 31 years of life before yesterday, no girl had ever taken the initiative to ask for any of her contact information, not to mention such a beautiful young lady.

This kind of novel experience, try it occasionally, it feels pretty cool.

After adding friends to each other, Lin Fang turned and left.

Miss cashier was too late to greet, so she simply sent him a voice: "My name is Jiaojiao, I am anxious, anxious, delicate, and you can call me Jiaojiao and Jiaojiao. If you have time, please come out together. What a fuck!"

Jiao Jiao spoke an authentic Jincheng dialect, tender and soft, as if she was acting like a baby all the time.

After filtering through WeChat, the feeling of acting like a baby became stronger, as if she should be granted any unreasonable request.

Lin Fang only wanted to experience the happiness of being asked for contact information. He didn't think about anything else. It made sense and reasonable to add a few days of silence and delete Jiaojiao's contact information.

After hearing this voice, Lin Fang hesitated, and changed the note that the other party had just changed to "to be deleted", and then changed it to "Sei Jiao Jiao Jiao".

Lin Fang hurried back to eat, but did not return her information.

Mom's temper, I'm late, don't even want to lick the bottom of the plate.

No matter how much is left, she will pour it into the bag and go down to feed the dog.

When Lin Fang went back, he didn't take the first ring road. He went straight to the second section of North Jianshe Road, passing through the South Jianshe Road, bypassing the memory of Jiaodong, and going back to his home in Zhonghuan.

Fortunately, there were not many cars on this route. Lin Fang hurriedly hurried all the way, and finally arrived at the dinner table when his sister Lin Xiaolei was adding the second bowl of rice.

Ma Lin had eaten well and sat on the sofa and watched TV. Daddy Lin was making tea and cutting fruits next to him, carefully exercising his rights as the head of the family.

"Who does your dog's nose take? Once you make a good meal, you can catch it any time later. Don't you say you can't come back to eat?"

Seeing Lin Fang sitting down to eat spontaneously, Ma Lin couldn't help but sarcastically said: "I told you, if your sister is too good to eat, one bowl is not enough, and two bowls are not enough, I won't give you the leaves. You keep one!"

"mom!"

Lin Xiaolei, who was screaming and eating, was not happy anymore. She said: "If you scold my brother, then scold my brother. Why do you scold me? I'm still growing, so what's wrong with eating a bowl of rice?"

Ma Lin glanced at her, and sneered: "Long body? Where does it grow? No breasts and buttocks. Except for a good-looking face, they have no other advantages. You are ashamed to tell me that you are growing your body? It's about wasting food. !"

"Stop eating!"

Lin Xiaolei threw the dishes and chopsticks angrily, got up and left.

The group number of the ball you want: 246561815, I know you want to urge it, but goose... I don't always go online!