I’m really not a scumbag

Seeing that his younger sister was scolded until she returned to the room, Lin Fang dared to stay longer in the dining room. He poured the food on the plate, then withdrew the plate to the bedroom.

"Lin Fangwen, eat quickly! The dishes and chopsticks are all yours, don't want to be lazy! Lao Lin, prepare the family method first!"

"Got it."

Lin Fang closed the door and wiped a cold sweat gently.

My mother roared like thunder and was already on the verge of an explosion. Without Lin Xiaolei's gun, staying in the living room for a while would be life-threatening.

Fortunately, the withdrawal is fast!

Lin Fang was eating and playing with his mobile phone. He remembered that there was a card in his pocket, so he flicked it out and searched for friends on WeChat, planning to check it first.

"Ahem..."

Lin Fang, who was eating, was really choked when he saw the other's friend's nickname.

Nickname: Evil dragon ah oh, head picture a chubby little tabby cat roaring up to the sky, head portrait with characters roar of evil dragon, signature file PUA big demon king, scumbag let go

Lin Fang would never have thought that the young lady in the milk tea shop is such an interesting person.

Your signature file is clearly targeting me Lin, a girl, Liang Jian!

add friend.

"The other party rejected your friend's application."

"???"

Lin Fang's doubts didn't last long before he thought of the reason. He returned to the other party's profile page and focused twice on the signature file.

"PUA Devil? Just wait and see!"

He threw the card into the drawer, Lin Fang did not add the other party, and ate up the food in a few bites.

Buzzing!

The phone vibrated, and Lin Fang picked it up to see that it was not "evil dragon ah woo", but a message from "a spoiled girl Jiaojiao".

"Little Guoguo, are you paws?"

"Cough! Coughing. You almost laughed to death. Do you use dialect for typing?"

"Ah! Paws! I'm a pretty girl in Jincheng. If you don't speak dialect, maybe you teach me to talk in general?"

Lin Fang abruptly read the voice from Jiao Jiao's text, and I have to say that Jincheng dialect is not a normal magical character.

"Okay, I'll teach you. Come on, read a tongue twister with me, four is four, ten is ten... remember to use your voice!"

"Four four four, ten ten... Oh, you hate it so much, don't tell you two! I cut it off!"

A tongue twister, Jiao Jiao's tongue knotted when she read, and she was really ashamed for a while, pretending to be offline under the pretext of taking a bath.

"Video?"

"Ah? Okay, I'll send it to you!"

"Isn't I going to take a bath? Is it convenient?"

"I haven't taken it off yet, it's convenient."

"It's convenient."

"...Ignore you, very annoying! Shy face.jpg!"

Hey!If you ignore me, delete my friend, you!What the hell are you shy?I say this because I want you to hate me, and take the initiative to block and delete my contact information.

Lin Fang felt that he might have messed up. Yesterday before, he talked to a girl who had just met and could join the other party's blacklist in minutes. Why didn't this trick work?

"Still?"

"No, take a bath! It's not convenient now!"

"!!!"

Gurgle!

Lin Fang threw the phone aside, not daring to return a word.

This is too obvious, right?

Why is this world so sultry?Are girls so fierce?

Shouldn't it be yelling "Insane man, get out", see you on the blacklist?

Lin Fang is not good at thinking about this kind of philosophical problem, so he decided to use heavy housework to make his brain have no time to think.

Ten minutes later, Lin Fang, who had washed the dishes and chopsticks, planned to return to the room.

"Stop! Lin Fangwen, if I ask you to wash the dishes, you just wash the dishes? Don't you wash the pot?"

Ten minutes later, after washing the pot and spatula, Lin Fang planned to return to the room again.

"Stop! Lin Fangwen, say something, move it, don't you see that the stove is all water? Don't know how to wipe it?"

Mom, I think you are embarrassing me Fat Tiger!

Lin Fang blinked and looked at the hand that Lin Ma slowly pulled out from behind. The thickness of the family style seemed to have some regular force, which stimulated his hips to numb, and there was a faint urge to kneel down.

"Wipe! I'll wipe it right away!"

Lin Fang decisively recognized the counsel, not only cleaned the stove, but also took the initiative to sweep the kitchen floor and drag it again.

He didn't dare to leave after doing all of this. After Lin Mazai carefully checked it several times, he couldn't find the fault. It was like an amnesty.

Back to the room, it was already an hour and a half later.

Lin Fang picked up the phone and saw that it was densely populated, all of which were reminders of WeChat messages.

As a patient with mild intensive phobia, Lin Fangwei frowned and opened the phone. He glanced at the message that Jiaojiao had sent, and didn't read anything about it, so he directly set a Do Not Disturb message for her.

Suddenly, the whole world calmed down.

Ignoring Jiaojiao's friend's message, Lin Fang noticed a red dot in the address book column, and when he opened it, it was a friend request from "Evil Dragon Ah woo".

"Sorry, little brother, I am Huang Yanling, a tea shop, and I accidentally refused. Will you add me?"

Looks quite sincere, am I such a stingy person?

Of course I am...

Refuse!

Lin Fang rejected Huang Yanling's friend's application, feeling a little cheerful.

Buzzing!

In the next second, Huang Yanling's friend application was sent over again.

"Brother, I was wrong! My WeChat and mobile number are the same, so there are a lot of boring people who add me... Please forgive me!"

That said, it's forgivable. It seems bad not to forgive her.

But, I don’t want to forgive you!

Refused again!

Buzzing!

Huang Yanling persevered and sent her application for the third time.

"Little brother, add me as a friend, I promise you an excessive request, whatever you want!"

Gurgle!

This... who can stand it?

Lin Fang didn't hesitate...

by!

After adding friends, Huang Yanling's three messages are at the top of the chat interface. The most recent message is so conspicuous, like an invisible little hand, scratching and scratching in Lin Fang's heart.

"You said you can promise me an excessive request?"

"Yeah. You can ask for anything, brother, let's talk about it!"

"No regrets?"

"Never go back!"

Responding to the news, Huang Yanling sat up, sitting awkwardly on the pink bed sheet, lifting the quilt aside.

She was a little hot and unbuttoned the cute rabbit pajamas. She couldn't help fanning her open chest. After fanning for a while, she was still nervous. She unconsciously caught the rabbit ears on the hat, and anxiously waited for Lin Fang's reply.

Waiting for a few seconds is as long as a century.

Ding Dong!

coming!

Huang Yanling picked up the phone at speed and saw a message like this:

"Okay! I want to pass the escape room in the memory of Jiaodong, within the specified time, 100% complete, teach me."

The brain crashed for a full minute before Huang Yanling reluctantly replied: "Give me ten minutes, and I will teach you the fastest route to pass the customs."

Today Valentine's Day, please be your own people, let go of those cute girls, and behave like dogs!I'll come first, Wangwang!