I’m really not a scumbag

so close!

Lin Fang gave a thumbs up for his wit, how could it be possible to be single for thirty years without this tricky means.

Only once, a beautiful girl, asked herself to make an excessive request.

If you see a few more times...you can't call yourself father?

Lin Fang felt that he was not ready yet.

The first time for a man, it is very expensive.

Must have a sense of ceremony!

How can it be handed over casually?

I'm not a scumbag!

With pure thoughts, Lin Fang fell asleep.

This time, I didn't sleep well.

In the dream, there are so many beautiful girls.

Looking at the past, it is not a prominent career line, or it is easy to grow at a glance, even if it is an airport, it is also white and beautiful with long legs.

These beautiful girls are too active, no matter how Lin Fang resists, they can only be suppressed.

So early the next morning, Lin Fang had to rush into the bathroom to take a shower and wash clothes.

After breakfast, Lin Fang's cell phone started to get busy, ding ding dong dong banging non-stop.

Faced with the strange look in his mother's mockery, Lin Fang resisted the urge to turn on the phone, and obediently washed the dishes and chopsticks. This won his mother's slight nod of approval.

Lin Fang went back to the room and wondered, should he go out and rent a house?

I was always dangling under my mother's nose, and there was always a faint pain in my buttocks like a needle stick, and I was always worried that my mother's family law would fall on her body.

People in their 30s...are 20 years old, and they have to be taken care of by my mother.

After muttering for a while, Lin Fang turned on the phone to check and found that the news came from the same group: "Jincheng Wingman Round Table Meeting".

Yesterday, the few scumbag men and women who raised their hands to be wingmen, one person @ him once.

He looked at the news again, and these people were really active enough, they didn't move until two o'clock in the afternoon, and they were already thinking about meeting them now.

Lin Fang thought for a while, and felt that it would be better to meet first. He was not familiar with these people at all, so when he met, he should be familiar with the situation first.

"Locate, I'll be late."

Seeing Lin Fang's news, someone in the group immediately posted a picture.

Wang is here, how to lose this game. GIF.

Immediately afterwards, someone posted another picture.

Hi, I feel that Wang has brought our lives to the pinnacle. GIF.

"Received, please follow the king's instructions."

"Where is the king's fate, I will wait to serve you!"

Is this the majesty of the king?

Lin Fang found that his position in this "wingman round table" was not generally high.

Every word is light, Lin Fang felt that he was the spiritual leader of this group.

Every time you speak, you have to be held up by a group of people and touted.

After Lin Fang received the location of the mobile phone, he cleaned himself up carefully.

When I first met these people, my personal image should not be careless.

Professionals who do beauty salons may not have good skills and must have excellent aesthetics.

Lin Fang first went to the barbershop with the highest aesthetic standards in the neighborhood, and asked Mr. Tony to fix his hair, which cost several hundred dollars.

Before, Qian Lin had left the hair after a year of cutting, but now, when I use it all at once, I use it.

After repairing his hair, Lin Fang went to a nearby beauty salon for a facial treatment.

Serious beauty salon, serious facial care.

It's just that the young lady technician's figure is a bit irregular. When she is doing nursing, she always lowers her head, and from time to time she pushes against Lin Fang.

Putting aside this little "flaw", the technician's technique was pretty good. After finishing it, Lin Fang felt a burst of emptiness... a burst of energy.

Look in the mirror again at home, handsome!

This money was not in vain.

After tidying up the image, we must also make a good outfit match.

Lin Fang opened the closet and glanced at it. Suddenly he felt that he didn't understand him at all.

In the past, he was very simple to buy clothes, and his style of dressing like a day for ten years: white shirts, plaid shirts, black jackets, jeans, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, according to this style.

Looking at it now, there is a full cabinet full of well-matched clothes.

From Bohemia to Xiaoqing, from the British gentleman to hip-hop and goth, everything.

What kind of clothes go with what trousers, what color clothes are used for the base, and what shoes are matched, all arranged clearly.

Lin Fang didn't have to bother to wear it anymore, just found a set to wear on him, and it was already perfect.

Lin Fang finally chose a pink-blue jacket after scanning his hairstyle.

The short hair on the sideburns has been intensively repaired. It is very MAN. If you follow the British gentleman style, it will be too hard. Just use a slightly feminine style of beautiful men to neutralize some toughness.

The powder blue is coquettish enough, with white trousers, a black and white striped shirt lining, and black mid-top shoes.

The upper body of the whole suit is so delicate that there are no friends.

"If I had this aesthetic in the past, even if I don't want to be a scumbag, I am afraid I can't stop the girl from attacking me?"

Looking at himself in the mirror, wearing a perfectly matched hairstyle, Lin Fang couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

After being intoxicated for a while, Lin Fang walked out of the room.

Ma Lin was sitting on the sofa frantically, watching her mother-in-law drama, knitting a sweater twice, and reciting a few words from Dad Lin. Life was so boring, boring and comfortable.

Hearing the movement of Lin letting the door open, Ma Lin didn't even look at it, and she cursed at her: "Lin Fangwen, you a dog! You went in and out early in the morning. What's the matter with you..."

"what?"

Ma Lin saw Lin Fang's outfit clearly, her eyes lit up, and she couldn't help but began to praise him: "Tsk tsk! You deserve to be my son, this handsome guy is so rare, he really follows me!"

On the side, Dad Lin grinned and wanted to say "that's not what you said yesterday" to his wife. He touched his pocket and looked at the balance of WeChat. Dad Lin could only sigh and sighed hard, trying to vomit. Q.

Hey, it's not that I don't want to complain, it's because my strength doesn't allow it.

Mouth and mouth, you can bear it, and when you are so cool, your pocket money will be deducted for a few days, and the small vault can't stand it no matter how much!

Lin Fang was very happy to be praised, this clean, delicate and stylish, and his status at home was different.

Not only did my mother not scold herself, she actually exaggerated a few words.

No wonder the boy who loves to clean up his own good relationship with the opposite sex is always boasted, and self-confidence is not overwhelming?

"Mom, I'm leaving. I don't need to prepare my dinner. The party will be late in the evening, so I won't come back. I will go back to school. It will be the class tomorrow."

"Heh! Do you think I will prepare dinner for you? Go! Go! Go!"

It was just fine, but when it came to not having dinner, Ma Lin's expression changed and she immediately started rushing people.

Oh, mother!It's so fast to change your face!

Lin Fang curled his lips, and if he didn't leave, he might have to get a family meal again.