I’m really not a scumbag

Lin Fang hurriedly shrank down, trying to avoid the sight of the female traffic police.

Soon he realized that he was too worried. The female traffic police didn't even look at the big cow at all. Instead, they stared at the boys riding the electric bikes and kept watching.

"Fortunately, fortunately, it wasn't for me..."

Lin Fang was almost scared out of a heart attack, and now he saw a woman, as long as she was above 80 points, he suspected that the other party was his ex-girlfriend.

What the hell is going on in this world? Are you trying to kill me?

Lin Fang blasted the accelerator and blasted the streets all the way, finally calming down a little bit of aggrieved mood.

Especially when driving all the way, all the cars let themselves, for fear of knocking and touching themselves for a little while, it feels so cool!

It's no wonder that the ancient dandy wanted to hold the sky from the left and lead the yellow from the right, and be willing to clean the street tiger.

The fly in the ointment is that there are too many people and cars in the urban area, and the speed cannot be raised, so you can't enjoy the pleasure of driving at high speed.

Parked the car downstairs in the complex, Lin Fang got out of the car, and happened to ran into an old aunt who had a previous boss smiled and asked if he had a girlfriend. He closed the car door and said hello.

"Aunt Li, where are you shopping for food? Help me introduce someone to me!"

In the past, Lin Fang didn't want to hear the old aunt laugh at herself, that's how she gagged her.

Aunt Li smiled awkwardly, and said with some kindness: "Xiao Lin, don't embarrass Auntie. Since the girls I know, since I met you, no one else on the blind date was willing to see me, I was almost dead. It's..."

As she said, she looked around and saw that there was no one around. She took out a red envelope from the basket and hurriedly stuffed it into Lin Fang's hand, saying, "A little bit of care, don't be too little. Auntie will still be in the community. If you really want to find someone, please find Aunt Liu, okay?"

what's the situation?

Lin Fang looked at the back of Aunt Li leaving, and then at the red envelope in her hand, feeling that making money has never been easier.

The thickness of the red envelope is not low. Lin Fang opened it and looked at it. There are a lot of them. There are two thousand yuan in it. This Auntie Li really paid a lot of money. In order to prevent herself from harming the girl in her hand, she sealed such a big red envelope. ...

Pooh!Who harmed the girl in her hands?

Wasn't it fun to mock me before?Still the kind of mockery every day.

This is just a red envelope, not enough, I will do it again next time!

Lin Fang put away the red envelope and happily went upstairs.

As soon as he walked in, Lin Fang saw his father and mother sitting on the sofa with a sad expression, discussing something.

"Dad, mom..."

When Lin Fang saw these two, he couldn't help but shocked, and his mind was full of their tricks to urge marriage.

"Fang Wen, there can only be one animal in the family. Do you think we should keep Xiaobai or keep you?"

"Lin Fangwen, the children of my colleague's son can get soy sauce, you are still a single dog, do you want a face?"

"I can tell you, Lin Fangwen, if you are still alone this year, don't go home!"

Seeing these two sitting upright, Lin Fang suddenly felt a dull pain in his butt.

He hurriedly used the hardest tone and said the most embarrassing request: "Dad, Mom, I can say yes first! I am such an adult, I also want to face, after all, we can't do it!"

On the sofa, Lin Lin glanced at each other, but Lin said, she cursed in angrily: "Go away, I don't want to hit you now, I just want to strangle you! You say you, who do you follow? "

Dad Lin is a jealous spirit, and quickly disregards: "Don't follow me! Who am I, Xiaoying, you know, I, Lin Yonghe, strong, Bing Qing Yujie!"

That's it!

Lin Fang heaved a long sigh of relief. This is my father and mother. It seems that there is no other change except being younger.

"Bah! What's the matter with you? Don't interrupt me!"

Ma Lin glared at Dad Lin, and continued to teach Lin Fang: "Lin Fangwen, I really want to ask you, are you Teddy? My girlfriend gives one to one, and changes it every day! I'm really worried that one day I will not be tied. , You brought me several grandsons back! Can you let me live two more days?"

Lin Fang raised the corner of his mouth slightly, showing a mysterious smile.

Think about it yesterday that her old man was still trying to urge her to get married. When she woke up, her attitude took a 180-degree turn.

Now I'm worried about my grandchildren. Why did you go?Doesn't it mean that the grandson of a colleague will be soy sauce, didn't he want to hug his grandson?

Ah!This is my mother!

"Laugh? Do you dare to laugh?"

When Ma Lin saw that Lin Fang had no repentance, she even dared to laugh at herself. The smile was exactly the same as when she laughed at her own old Lin. She was so angry that she took off her slippers and threw it over.

"Mom, I didn't!"

Lin Fang hurriedly avoided, still wondering, he used to laugh like this mom, and didn't see what happened. Why did it explode today?

"Have you ever finished? Don't you know I'm broadcasting? It's annoying..."

The door of the second bedroom was opened, and a cute girl with cat ear headphones and short hair, fresh and refreshing, rushed out, but when she opened her mouth, she shocked the audience like a cannon.

Seeing that both parents were afraid to speak, the little girl was satisfied to go back to the room. She turned her head just to see Lin Fang, and suddenly broke out: "Scumbag, how dare you come back?"

The little girl rushed over with a kick, the strength and speed, at first glance, she had practiced.

"Stop! Lin Xiaolei, are you going to kill your brother?"

The scene was very chaotic for a while, Dad Lin ran to stop his daughter, Ma Lin ran to block the gun for his son.

"Mom! Don't protect him! This scumbag, even if he scumbags others, he gave my best friend to scumbag. What will I do in school in the future? What if I can't pass the university entrance examination? Do you still have the face to see her!"

Lin Xiaolei was like a little tiger, she couldn't stop her. Mother Lin was like a hen guarding her calf, supporting her left and right, closing her eyes to take it for Lin Fang.

Q: What kind of experience is it to have a cute-looking violent sister?

Answer: Sparring, can't bear it.Get beaten, you might die...

Lin Fang glanced at a gap and decisively slipped back to his room.

"Scumbag, don't go, there is something to eat me!"

Oh, woman!

Lin Fang closed the door and dropped the lock easily. Then he shook his clothes, sat at the desk, picked up the pen, wrote and painted in the notebook, and sorted out his thoughts.

So far, it shouldn't be that I was reborn, I just slept.

There is no problem with time, and it is still moving towards the normal timeline.

It’s okay for me, there’s nothing wrong with my memory, it’s a 31-year-old single dog, with the fragrance of aristocracy exuding all over his body.

But the world has changed!

There are many more ex-girlfriends for no reason. By the way...and one more sister!

After clarifying the relationship between the characters and the clues of time, Lin Fang nodded heavily: That's right, I haven't changed, but the world has changed!