I’m really not a scumbag

Boom!

Lin Fang felt that the door was smashed heavily by something. Obviously, the violent sister was still reluctant.

I don't know how Lin's parents coaxed her. After a while, the door was opened, and the violent sister was probably persuaded to go out.

"Scumbag, let's wait and see!"

Huh!

Lin Xiaolei roared before leaving before slamming the door and leaving.

Lin Fang scratched his ears, feeling very wronged.

It's my shit, I didn't do anything!

Why am I a scumbag?

I haven't even talked about my girlfriend!

pissed off![○·Д´·○]!

Knock!

"Fang Wen, come out, let's talk."

Outside the door, my mother's voice suppressed her anger.

Lin Fang was very familiar with this tone.

When I was a child, whenever I made a mistake and hid, my mother would use this seemingly gentle tone to trick herself out. At that time, she would even take out some small snacks or some change as bait.

The snacks and change were in his hands, but it was accompanied by a violent beating.

Lie to yourself now, not even willing to put the bait?

Oh, mother!

"Tomorrow, I'm tired."

Boom! Boom!

"Lin Fangwen, come out for me! Did you hear me if I let you out?"

Lin Fang simply picked up the pillow and buried himself, pretending not to hear.

Don’t listen, Wang...er, forget it, don’t listen!

Ma Lin slammed the door for a while, and she was so angry that Lin Fang didn't mean to get up to open the door.

"You said, why did I give birth to such a little bastard? Ah? How old, don't save me a little heart... Lin Yonghe, I'm talking to you, what are you doing?"

Dad Lin, who was sitting on the sofa secretly playing with his mobile phone, was stunned. He didn't expect that Ma Lin was teaching her son, and the artillery fire could also hit him.

Fortunately, Dad Lin has more than 20 years of fear... coaxing his wife experience. He pointed at the phone screen with a serious face and said: "My wife, I am not worried about Leilei. I am watching her live broadcast. Look, she is here. Where is it, and how do you stand in front of an expensive sports car?"

Ma Lin was really distracted, she leaned forward curiously, and felt uncomfortable with her head tilted, so she grabbed the phone.

"Bring it to me, what do I think about you?"

Dad Lin wanted to laugh and felt wronged. His expression twitched a few times, just to meet the sudden slanting eyes of Mama Lin, and immediately pretended to be nothing wrong, and pointed to the phone screen.

"Look, it's this car!"

Ma Lin looked back suspiciously, she always felt that Dad Lin was perfunctory, but she couldn't find evidence.

Soon, Ma Lin's attention fell on the red sports car.

"Baby, the sports car you saw was parked in my community. I really didn't expect that there would be an invisible rich man in our community!"

After seeing it for a while, Mother Lin couldn't sit still. She slapped Dad Lin on the base of his thigh, and said angrily: "Have you heard, what is your daughter talking about? She is actually called a baby! She is only a sophomore in high school, could it be this? Want me to be a grandmother?"

"calm down!"

Lin was slapped in a cold sweat, but he had to appease his wife: "This is to show kindness, but it is actually a nickname for the audience, which is almost the same as calling the audience'friends' before."

"That's not OK!"

Ma Lin was somewhat persuaded, but still not satisfied, she frowned and said, "When Leilei comes back, you have to talk about her, it's not plausible!"

"Hey! Hey! I say her, I must say her!"

Dad Lin just calmed down Ma Lin's anger and didn't want to. During the live broadcast, Lin Xiaolei said something even more exciting.

"I don't know if the owner of Daniel is a nice little brother. If he comes to drive and strike up a conversation with me later, do I agree, do I agree, or do I agree?"

That's it!

Dad Lin covered his face and lowered his head, feeling that he was not ordinary stupid.

It's good, you have to let your wife watch the live broadcast, see whose live broadcast is not good, you have to watch your own daughter.

Lin beat dad know inevitably meal, decisive covered his head and face, ready to accept the general Linma storm baptism of love.

Unexpectedly, after waiting for a while, he didn't wait for Lin Ma to do it. Instead, he listened to her muttering: "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Leilei must have been broken by the bastard Fang Wen. No, I have to clean him up. One meal! Old Lin, go get the family law out, double!"

Lin Fang: "???"

Lin Fang, who was eavesdropping behind the door, had a dumbfounded look, but soon he recovered, opened the door and rushed out: "Dad, Mom, I won't be back for dinner at night, you eat yourself!"

"Boy, stop for me..."

Oh, when am I stupid?

Lin Fang pretended not to hear his mother's roar, and didn't wear any shoes. He picked it up and ran, and then slowly put it on when he rushed down a flight of stairs.

"Lin Fangwen, come back early! If you dare to stay out at night and stay away at night, take care of your skin!"

"Oh, got it."

Lin Fang knew that his mother would not chase down again, so he breathed a sigh of relief and walked slowly downstairs.

What is this called?

Lin Xiaolei's violent mistakes can also be counted on me, and I am tired!

Lin Fang went downstairs, just in time to see his violent sister pouting in front of Daniel for a while, squinting for a while, posing in various poses to be cute in front of the camera.

Gurgle!

bad!

There are wolves before and tigers behind. It's really hard for me...

Lin Fang swallowed, then took two steps back.

Looking around, Lin Fang secretly blamed himself for not trying to save trouble, and parked the car so close, unless he could fly, it would be difficult to go around to prevent his violent sister from discovering himself.

It's impossible to go home. My mother prepared a double family law. She was still in anger at the moment, and she really wanted to go back, for fear that she would spend the next week in the hospital.

Lin Fang had no choice but to squat at the exit of the unit door, playing with her cellphone boringly, while waiting for his sister to leave.

"Oh, isn't this Xiaolin? Why don't you go home and squat here? Shouldn't, your mother changed the family law again?"

Who is this so annoying?

Lin Fang glanced back uncomfortably, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a short-sleeved floral shirt, combing his head, holding a briefcase, and a smirk.

Behind the man, there stood a woman in her early thirties, wearing a red skirt with a hip, with a big wave, she looked pretty good, about seven-point color.

A pair of peach blossoms looked up and down Lin Fang, biting their lips slightly, as if they were suggesting something to Lin Fang.

She is dressed and charming, plus one point, barely 80 points.

Although they couldn't be compared with Hu Qingchan and Xia Xue, these two Lin Fang's ex-girlfriends, but they are still one of the best-looking.

The middle-aged man saw Lin Fang not speaking, but stared at his wife behind him, his face changed, and he turned his head violently, and saw his wife's face serious, slightly relieved, he yelled at Lin Fang: " What to look at, you have to see your own wife!"

Thinking of the rumors about Lin Fang in the community, the middle-aged man was very worried, grabbed his wife's hand and stopped going out, turned and walked upstairs.

"What are you doing, didn't you say it's time to go shopping with me?"

Women's anger comes with some kind of BGM.

Lin Fang turned her head, just to hit the woman's eyes, she bit her lip and smiled, and the posture of going upstairs became more charming.

I go, who can stand it!