I’m really not a scumbag

The woman left Lin Fang with a charming smile, and went to pester her husband again, reluctantly clamoring about going shopping and buying bags.

Lin Fang's gaze chased the woman's figure all the way, until she met her eyes at the corner, which was a little embarrassing and didn't look back.

"Does it look good? Scumbag!"

When Lin Fang turned his head, he confronted a pink and lovely face.

However, the lovely girl has a bad face, clenched her fists, and is about to hit her with a hammer.

"Pharaoh's wife is so old, you also like it. She has such a good appetite, no wonder she is a scumbag!"

Lin Fang stood up, took out the car key decisively, and pressed it twice.

Lin Xiaolei looked back fiercely at the red bull with the flashing lights, then turned back to stare at the car key in Lin Fang's hand.

After a while, she came back to her senses, expecting Ai Ai: "Brother...that...is the car yours?"

Lin Fang heaved a sigh of relief, nodded calmly, and said, "Yes, I have something to go out and take care of."

Where did he have to do something, because he was purely afraid of the "family law of love" by his mother, and had to find a place to avoid the limelight.

Lin Xiaolei hugged her hands tightly together, her big eyes flickering and blinking, she coquettishly said: "Brother, you take me out for a stroll, she hasn't been in a super sports car yet!"

"Ok?"

Lin Fang snorted with his nostrils, and said with a smile, "Don't you call me a scumbag? You have to ride in a scumbag?"

Lin Xiaolei's face became stiff, and she reluctantly continued to act coquettishly: "Oh, people are joking with you, why are you so serious! Brother, brother, take me around, take me around!"

hiss……

Question: There is a nice and lovely sister, what should she do if she acts like a baby at me?

Answer: Disc her!

Lin Fang stretched out his hand and gestured over Lin Xiaolei's head. Before he could go down, he met her unkind eyes.

Lin Fang, who was a little fluttering, immediately became sober. It's just her appearance that she is cute and cute. In essence, this sister is a violent man!

Lin Fangguang quickly took his hand back, coughed lightly, and said, "Okay, let's take you for a walk."

"Yeah! O'Neill Sauce is high!"

Lin Xiaolei cheered all the way and ran to Daniel, consciously pulling the car door, but she pulled it around, but couldn't find a place to open the door.

She was stunned, then looked back at Lin Fang blankly: "Brother, how do you open this car door?"

Lin Fang smiled unconsciously. At this time, Lin Xiaolei had a normal and lovely girl appearance.

He walked over, pressed a button near the handle, and waited for the handle to pop out to help open the door before he sat in the cab.

"Oh……"

Lin Xiaolei's pretty little mouth opened into an "O" shape, closed and opened the car door, and after playing for a while, she got into the passenger car enthusiastically.

"Brother, this car is so handsome! Which woman did you cheat from?"

The first second was cute, the next second became annoying.

Lin Fang glanced at Lin Xiaolei disgustingly, and said dissatisfied: "When did I lie to someone? This was given to me by my ex-girlfriend!"

Lin Xiaolei curled her small mouth and warned Lin Fang: "Brother, I have to remind you that the mouth of cannibalism is soft, and the hand of man is soft. I don't care which ex-girlfriend gave you this, you want to take this car, but If you don’t get back together, I’m afraid you will be interrupted by someone!"

"What are you talking about! Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Fang was so cold that his sister said that she didn't dare to think about it.

Lin Xiaolei still refused to let him go, and said with joy: "Brother, think about it again, there are so many ex-girlfriends. If the ex-girlfriend who sent you the car, she found that the one who was sitting in the car she sent was your other ex-girlfriend. Girlfriend, guess what?"

not very good!

You, right now, get off the car!

Lin Fang glared at his cute-looking sister, really wanting to blast her down immediately.

It’s easy to ask God to give it away. Lin Xiaolei immediately noticed Lin Fang’s intention. She took out her mobile phone and started dialing Lin’s mother’s number, threatening: “Brother, if you dare to get me out of the car, I dare to file a complaint with our mother. Saying that you accepted someone else's dowry and you are going to marry someone!"

Why do I have such a sister?

Lin Fang put away the anger on his face and tried to make himself amiable: "Leilei, don't make trouble. Hang up, hang up soon, don't get me wrong, how could I let you get out of the car? I'm your brother! "

"Oh, scumbag!"

Lin Xiaolei hung up the phone and squinted at Lin Fang with disdain: "Tsk, your mouth is really a lie. No wonder my girlfriend would fall into your hands. If I weren't your sister, I would think you talk super Sincere and convincing!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Your brother didn't want to talk to you, he gave you a back head.

The car drove out of the community and gradually drove into the downtown area. Lin Fang was observing all the way. He found that Jincheng was still the Jincheng, and it was no different from yesterday.

In order to verify this, he also deliberately drove the car to Xianghe Road, where there is a "gongzi tender fish" he liked very much. When he drove to the intersection, he slowed down and looked carefully.

The store's sign is still there, and even the two pillars at the door have not changed.

Lin Xiaolei said she was very happy to deflate Lin to ignore her. She could eat Lin Fang's icing, but she would never swallow Lin Fang's shells. For her best friends, she would fight Lin Fang this scumbag to the end!

I, Lin Xiaolei, clung to my bones, loyal and unyielding!

Lin Xiaolei, who was sitting in the co-driver, never stopped taking selfies. She took time to broadcast live for a while. She whispered: "I've been on the supercar of my little brother. I tell you, my little brother is super handsome! I won’t tell you. I'm going to chat with my little brother!"

I was worried that Lin Fang would hear this. Lin Xiaolei said this in a very small voice, and it was broadcast quickly. The whole set of movements seemed to have been practiced.

When she finished her work, she happened to notice that Lin Fang had already driven the car near Xianghe Road.

"Brother, stop! Let's just have lunch here, okay? I know there is a "Zizi Grilled Fish" nearby, which is delicious! My girlfriend and I...huh, scumbag!"

Lin Xiaolei is quite happy when she talks about eating. When she talks about her girlfriend, she can't help but feel angry. She is not only angry at Lin Fang scum her girlfriend, but even more angry, after her girlfriend was scumbed, she actually treats Lin Fang. The scumbag never forgets!

Lin Fang was dumbfounded when he was scolded by a scumbag for the first time.

If I get scolded too much, I am immune to this word.

He discovered one incident. He met two ex-girlfriends one after another, all called him babies and wanted to get back together with him, but no one called him a scumbag, only his sister Lin Xiaolei, with a scumbag on the left and a scumbag on the right. .

What does this show?

This shows that the eyes of the masses are sharp!

Lin Xiaolei is jealous of my ex-girlfriend too much!

"Oh."

You don't need to find too many reasons to perfuse a person. A simple "oh" is not only simple and clear, but also makes her blow her hair.

Lin Fang used a simple "Oh" to successfully shift Lin Xiaolei's key points of anger.