I’m really not a scumbag

In a blink of an eye, it was Wednesday, the day before Lin Fang's birthday.

He Naibin, who had disappeared for a few days, first made a phone call to the dormitory to make sure that Lin Fang was staying in the dormitory and did not go anywhere. He told Lin Fang to wait for him, and then hurried back.

Lin Fang and Luo Zhanglang were the only two in the bedroom.

Li Jianfeng has a class today.

He Naibin returned to the bedroom, grabbed the sips of Happy Water from Luo Zhanglang's table, unscrewed it, and after drinking, he burped heavily, and then he leaned comfortably to the side. Relax.

"Old Ho, why are you drinking mine?"

"It's okay, I don't think you are dirty!"

"?? No, is this a question of whether it is dirty or not? You have finished drinking, what shall I drink?"

"Isn't it over if I buy another bottle? It's stingy, give it back to you!"

Luo Zhanglang took the few sips of Happy Water and wanted to throw it into the trash can, but he was reluctant, hesitated, and chose to drink it.

Is this indirect...

Can't think!

Luo Zhanglang wiped his mouth and stared at He Naibin viciously, wondering how to seek justice.

He Naibin didn't notice the look in his roommate's eyes, and said to Lin Fang, "Fang'er, are there any arrangements for this evening?"

"No arrangement."

"Okay, buddy, I will help you arrange your birthday party, I have done it for you!"

Before Lin Fang said whether to answer or not, Luo Zhanglang couldn't help but yelled, "You guy who wants to grab the happiness water that others have drunk, would you be so kind? If you want me to say, you must not hold back anything. Good fart!"

"roll!"

He Naibin was somewhat guilty of being said by Luo Zhanglang. He raised his head and glanced at Lin Fang, and saw that he was only puzzled and had no other expressions, and he felt a little relieved.

"Fang'er, that's the case. Look, tomorrow is your serious birthday."

He Naibin coughed lightly and said, "I thought, this birthday is celebrated on the same day by others, and you are also on the same day. That's boring? Why don't we take a step, from eight tonight, until two in the morning, brother Let's spend your birthday with you!"

"Hey, according to you, it's really interesting."

Luo Zhanglang nodded, agreed without a few words, and then said: "However, I still think that the guy who wants to grab the happy water must not hold any good farts!"

"Can you suffocate you without speaking?"

He Naibin simply took out the phone and sent a red envelope to Luo Zhanglang, saying: "Look at your petiteness! Take the red envelope, go down and buy a few more bottles, I invite everyone to drink together!"

Luo Zhanglang opened the red envelope and found that it was a hundred yuan. He hehe smiled and said, "Hey, Zhangliang, how many bottles are enough? I will bring one up. Buy some peanuts and melon seeds for the rest!"

"Go! Go! Go quickly!"

He Naibin didn't care what Luo Zhanglang was buying. He sent a red envelope just to distract this guy.

With this guy nearby, he shouldn't even think about talking to Lin Fang.

After Luo Zhanglang changed clothes and went out, He Naibin closed the door, put his hands together above his head, bowed at ninety degrees, and shouted for help.

After being interrupted by Luo Zhanglang twice, even if Lin Fang didn't say anything, He Naibin still felt that Lin Fang might have been aware of it.

Rather than hiding it, it's better to show it all together.

He Naibin simply lowered his posture to the lowest level and asked for help: "Brother let me help! If you don't help me, I'll be dead!"

Seeing He Naibin bowed again, joined together, and called for help, Lin Fang immediately felt that he was so busy and not very helpful.

"Let me talk about what it is, I may not be able to help."

"No! No! You can help me, brother! You promise to help me first, as long as you promise, I will help you organize the birthday banquet properly, so that brothers are all cool!"

Lin Fang's heart was a little excited, could it be...

But after thinking about it carefully, Lin Fang recovered his composure again.

Collectively fund the ragged little sisters, which is easy to say and not to hear, and to do and not to say.

Not necessarily, there is no need to get excited.

"Say something first."

Lin Fang said slowly but firmly: "If I can help you, I will try my best to help. If I can't help, it's useless if I promise you."

Seeing that Lin Fang was very persistent, He Naibin had to say weakly, "Brother Fang, it's like this..."

He swallowed, and said, "That day, didn't I misunderstand you... Did you bully my cousin? I called my aunt. Who knew that my aunt called my cousin again and scolded her Pause, then my cousin called and scolded me..."

When Lin Fang saw He Naibin halfway talking, he frowned and said, "That's it?"

"no no……"

He Naibin smiled bitterly and said: "At that time, my cousin didn’t make it clear that my aunt told her to break up with you and write a guarantee that she will never be able to associate with you... My cousin’s temper, you don’t know... especially rebellious , The more she is not allowed to do it, the more she will do it!"

Lin Fang was shocked when he heard it, he stood up and said, "Why don't you let me lie down and let your cousin do whatever he wants?"

"Fuck... No, I'm sorry, Brother Fang, you think too much! It's like this, it's a bit troublesome."

He Naibin couldn't hold back, he slapped himself with the word "get out", and said: "On the one hand, you have to help me figure out a way to persuade my cousin to avoid trouble with me. She said she wanted to fight. The one who broke my three legs, if she didn't say to spare me, it would be useless to persuade anyone!"

"one more……"

He Naibin felt that some things were really hard to say, but he still had to say it. He bit his head and said: "One more thing, no matter how my cousin teases you and chases you, I hope you can look at my brother's face, don't agree. ..."

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "Brother, it's not that I don't help you. You look at me too high! I can't do either of these two things!"

Are you kidding me, persuading Meng Zuer, is that a persuasion?

Even though she didn't have much contact with Meng Zuer, Lin Fang could feel that this girl had a very right idea.

This matter is too serious, and Lin Fang admits that it is unfair.

Let me talk about the second thing.

Meng Zu'er has the beauty, money and fame, let alone she won't chase someone.

If she was willing to chase, the fool would not agree!

As a brother, nothing else can help you, you can still help if you become your brother-in-law...

"Brother Fang, you can't die without saving!"

He Naibin was anxious, seeing that there was no one around, he simply bowed his heart, closed his eyes and weakened his knees, and he had to pay respects.

Bang!

Without waiting for He Naibin's trick, the bedroom door was knocked open from the outside, so that he could not die, Luo Zhanglang returned at this time.

It doesn’t count when others come back, and they yelled and complained, “What’s the matter with you two? I’ve been in the group for a long time and I’ve sent a WeChat account. No one listens to me and asks you to help take things down. Is it so difficult? It made me move. It's been several times!"

Looking at it again, the goods arrived at the bedroom door, first pushed in a piece of happy water, then brought in two big bags in the back, and finally carried two pieces of beer into the door, which was considered finished.