I’m really not a scumbag

Luo Zhanglang brought too many things into the house, which was really curious.

Can one hundred dollars buy so many things?

Is the currency value so strong?

Lin Fang's attention was drawn to him, thinking about what he could buy for a hundred dollars.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Do you miss my thousand-year kill with such a high butt stick?"

"roll!"

As soon as Luo Zhanglang came back, He Naibin couldn't kneel down and didn't say anything. He had to stand up straight as soon as he heard this, so as not to be attacked by this guy from behind.

Seeing Lin Fang staring at a pile of things on the ground, Luo Zhanglang joked without waiting for him to ask questions.

"Fanger, it's better for your face! When I talk about shopping for your birthday, the lady of the convenience store is enthusiastic! Find all kinds of reasons for discounts! Find all kinds of opportunities to give gifts! Tsk tsk, shouldn't..."

"I don't! I am not! Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Fang quickly denied it.

Don't push everything on my forehead!

The proprietress of the convenience store cannot be my ex-girlfriend!

"Cut! There is no silver three hundred taels here, you are trying to cover it!"

Luo Zhanglang rolled his eyes and said, "I haven't said anything yet, so you are anxious to deny... I think... That boss lady might be interesting to you.

Think about it...a young woman who has lost her husband when she was only in her twenties. She is a lonely person guarding several chain convenience stores of universities, busy with her feet on the ground. Are you miserable?

Besides, no one asked her during the day, no one hurts at night, and she didn't know how hard it was!"

"Uh……"

Lin Fang glanced at Luo Zhanglang strangely, thinking that his roommate might be mentally retarded.

A woman in her twenties, married, has a few convenience stores in the university, no husband, no children...

Is this a winner in life?

She didn't know how happy she was!

"Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?"

Seeing that the topic was turned off by Luo Zhanglang's few words, Lin Fang's focus shifted, and He Naibin became anxious.

"When did I say that I gave you the money to buy things for Brother Fu's birthday? Am I so stingy? Just let you buy the dormitory, we usually eat and drink..."

"Ah……"

Luo Zhanglang looked unbelief, curled his lips and said: "The person who even grabs the happy water I have drunk..."

"You're endless, right?"

He Naibin was clutching his forehead and had a headache. Xiaoqiang was a very righteous person when he was not. He was a bit stingy intermittently. He was generous when he had money. When he was not, he was really stingy!

Usually, he can take advantage of it at will. When he has no money, take advantage of him, and he can talk for several days!

"Forget it, I confess!"

He Naibin quickly explained, so as not to make a real misunderstanding and affect his roommate friendship.

"I fixed a position in the'Fairy Demon Guide'. When Xiaofeng finishes class, let's go there together, do a full-body SPA first, and do other shows later. This is the birthday party I prepared for Brother Fang!"

"Go to the'Fairy Demon Guide' to do SPA?"

Luo Zhanglang's eyes lit up, he smiled wryly, and raised his brows and said: "Hey, I heard that there is a half-and-half set of "Fairy Demon Guide", and I don't know what it means. How about... Give me an experience?"

"roll!"

He Naibin cast a contemptuous look at Luo Zhanglang, and said, "There are so many beautiful girls in our school, and so many fresh girls come online every year. If you don't want to find a girlfriend, but want to catch a cat, aren't you afraid of getting sick? "

"Who do you look down on! Who wants to catch a cat?"

Luo Zhanglang blushed and said loudly, "Although I haven't helped those ragged girls, I still know the theoretical knowledge. I just pretend to be Feng Xuhuang to relax and not go in, why? Can you get sick?"

He Naibin didn't speak, but looked at Luo Zhanglang contemptuously, revealing a mocking smile of the old driver.

Child, you pretended to miss...

If you understand it so clearly, it's not like pretending to be a baby.

Luo Zhanglang was almost blown up by He Naibin's eyes and a smile to mock him, until He Naibin said lightly, all his anger turned into admiration for He Naibin.

"Going to the fairy and demon is to just be a SPA, don't think about moths. It's expensive and ugly, and it's boring. I'll take you to a place another day and make you happy like a fairy."

"Hey grandma! Don't change the day, wait for our birthday, let's just go!"

Lin Zai's heart surged while listening, feeling that the door to the new world had been opened.

Why do you say that I can't understand a word, but I feel so hilarious?

How about... take me?

I also want to be happy like a fairy...

"Brother Fang, don't go where we go."

Before Lin Fang could speak, He Naibin immediately broke Lin Fang's thoughts. He said: "There is under the jurisdiction of your ex-girlfriend who is a policeman. If something happens to us, you can still fish us if you don't go. If you go, we will be fine, I guess you will die miserably!"

WHAT?

why!

Why!

Lin Fang suddenly felt that his mentality was about to collapse.

This world is not scientific at all!Why can you all be happily like gods, but I can only face a bunch of ex-girlfriends who don’t know when they will jump out and stay alone?

My ex-girlfriend is a policeman, how can I help those ragged little sisters...

This thought climbed into Lin Fang's mind, and the faces of Hu Qingchan, Xia Xuejian, and Fang Lingxian also came to mind.

There is beauty, money and figure, and each one is so outstanding.

Thinking about it carefully, Lin Fang thinks that these ex-girlfriends are also pretty good.

Picking a suitable compound seems good.

It really doesn't work...

You can also make new girlfriends!

It was impossible anyway, Lin Fang could only comfort himself, forcibly shifting away the temptation of being happy and immortal.

He Naibin also knew that it was not suitable to bring up the previous topic at this moment, and simply turned out all the things Luo Zhanglang bought back and put them on the table, greeted everyone to eat and drink, and chat about time.

Soon, the clean and tidy ground became a mess under the collective efforts of three people.

When Li Jianfeng came back from get out of class, he saw a mess in the bedroom, with melon seeds, peanut shells, and beverage bottles piled everywhere on the ground.

Li Jianfeng, with obsessive-compulsive disorder, subconsciously touched the broom and dustpan, preparing to clean.

"Don't scan, come back, let's relax first!"

He Naibin had already waited impatiently. He finally waited until Li Jianfeng came back. If he gets busy again, I don't know how long he will have to wait, and he will put the broom and dustpan away.

"but……"

"It's nothing good! Tonight is my birthday, he is the biggest! Go, go out!"

When He Naibin said this, Li Jianfeng lost his temper, so he glanced uncomfortably at the rubbish on the floor, held back his eager hands, and let He Naibin drag him away.

It shouldn't be too spicy, it's heartburning, and my brain is stunned. Although the state is not very good, I will still try to break out.Pure gentlemen, it is necessary to speak for words.It will be written later, this is the first one, and there are three more.