I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

Many Japanese women practice Buddhism and become nuns. Even like monks, they can drink and eat meat, and care for their husbands and children.

For example, the 96-year-old Internet celebrity Nishiki Setouchi Ji Ting spent the first half of his life addicted to masculinity and bohemianism. In the second half of his life, he became a monk and became a nun. He openly drank, ate meat, and cheated on himself. However, the monthly pujas still had a lot of fans and tickets were hard to come by.

However, this early in the morning, the nun went directly to the mountain gate to find the monk without hesitation...

Could it be that Brother Hongfa has done this, that, and all kinds of things to others over the years, and finally became the host, so he made a new love and turned his face against others?

In the past countless study experiences, the unavoidable bridge between the pretty nun and the Zhuang monk instantly flooded into Araki Sousuke's mind.

At the same time, he discovered that Mai Hanyu, who was hiding behind the pillar at some point and was filming something with her mobile phone, was looking at the woman with eyes that were more "gossipy and subtle" than his own.

"Zong Chun?"

Seeing the woman in front of him, the presiding officer of Hongfa, who has never been surprised by anything, frowned deeply for some reason, his face was as black as iron, and his whole body was trembling uncontrollably: "These spirit bodies became Buddhas, not me..."

"Sousuke Araki OS: Sure enough, it's exactly as I expected! 』

"Ahem..."

Before Kobo finished speaking, Mai Hanyu behind the pillar cleared his throat.

He was taken aback for a moment, then changed the subject expressionlessly and indistinctly: "Zong Chun, what are you doing here today?"

The sudden opening of the gate of hell, the sudden breaking of the seal by the Domeku ghost, and the IMB700 hidden behind the scenes, and the cult half-demon hunting wantonly in the thick fog, shrouded everyone's hearts like layers of haze...

Therefore, the key role played by Sosuke Araki in these incidents is currently the top secret of the Spirit Eliminators Association, and even the ninth lesson is not known. For this reason, the "Binding Curse" was established.

"Zongchun... It's such a long-lost name. He went up to the mountain today to pay homage to Master Kukai's pagoda."

The tall woman in a monk's robe spoke in a low and hoarse voice with a strange style, and took out a piece of paper from the cloth bag behind her and handed it to Hongfa.

"Exorcism permission?"

After taking the things handed by the other party, Hongfa showed a complicated expression.

"Yes, I passed the enrollment expansion of the Spirit Eliminators Association this time. This time, you will be able to recognize my Dharma..."

The woman called "Zongchun" clasped her arms around her towering chest, and took advantage of the opening of the disclaimer to look at the exemption, and clasped her hands together and bowed to Araki Zongsuke at the side: "It's been a long time since I saw a new face in the temple. , are you a newcomer, are you still leading a disciple who is practicing?"

She looked at this man with the "golden chicken coop" on his head and the smell of alcohol with great interest, who had nothing to do with the word "monk" at all.

It seems to be curious, how the Kawasaki Daishiji Temple, who has always been rigid in propagating the Dharma and has extremely strict requirements for accepting disciples, would allow him to enter the temple to practice.

This man must have something extraordinary.

"You...you are..."

However, Araki Sousuke in front of him did not respond to her question, but narrowed his eyes seriously, stared at her charming face with a flushed face, and his breathing became more and more rapid...

"Yeah, this little monk looks at him so aggressively, he will..."

Seeming to be a little embarrassed by being stared at, Zong Chun covered his mouth and chuckled a little shyly, with a pair of winking eyes that could drive all men crazy.

"Ka... Kato Junko..."

Araki Sousuke pointed at the other party with trembling fingers, and whispered the name as if he recognized an acquaintance.

"Oh, you actually know that person's name in the secular world?"

Hearing this name, Zong Chun covered his mouth with a blushing face and exclaimed, as if a little embarrassed.

"Junko Kato, 32 years old, measurements 84-58-83, made her debut 5 years ago as an exclusive film actress produced by MAX-B Company, and won the second place in the Videoboy Best Idol Award; voted as the most popular actress 3 years ago Welcome to the number one young mature woman. In the same year, I moved to H1 company and obtained its exclusive contract. Last year, I returned to MAX-B and became a rare female star shared by the two companies. Last year, there was a gossip about her retirement..."

With his tongue wide open, Araki Sousuke recited a lot of content with unclear meaning as familiarly as a few treasures.

"...With a deep voice and an exaggerated figure, he defeated more than a dozen top industry experts in the masterpiece Smash Bros. (MK9527) and became famous! By the way, that is a classic battle that I have replayed countless times... "

As he whispered more and more fluently, the air in the field suddenly froze.

Most afraid, the air is suddenly quiet.

"Hee hee, it turns out that this little monk is also a fan of his family, but it's a bit embarrassing to be recognized all of a sudden..."

Having been exposed by someone's identity, Kato Junko didn't feel unnatural at all, instead she patted Araki Sousuke's shoulder shyly.

"Ahem, Zong Chun, the approval of the Spirit Eliminators Association does not mean that Kawasaki Daishiji recognized you..."

Hongfa covered his mouth and coughed lightly, as if he wanted to change the topic of being distracted by someone.

"He happened to have a pen, do you want to sign it?" 』

"Please, please sign my monk's robe as much as you want, just write "To the majestic Araki-kun"... If possible, I will trouble you to take a photo..."

Seeing "Zong Jun" who was whispering to Araki Sousuke and ignoring him, Kobo took a deep breath, and threw the exorcism certificate on the ground with disdain.

"Abbot Kukai was destined back then, you have gone astray, and you will not be able to return to the mountain gate for the rest of your life..."

"go astray?!"

Junko Kato, who had just taken a photo with Araki Sousuke in a "toot mouth + cat's claw" look, suddenly flashed an angry look in her eyes.

"Brother Hongfa, being too obsessed with gender will only make your cultivation stagnate! Dare I ask Buddha, is there a distinction between men and women?"

A fairly thick Buddha's light overflowed from the surface of Kato Junko's body, turning into a huge Buddha bell.

"All living beings in the Form Realm, although they have forms, are purely transformed from lotus flowers. When they are born, they look like boys, with white and silver bodies and well-dressed hats. They are all masculine.

"Hmph, you haven't escaped from the Three Realms yet, but you want to be like a Buddha who transcends gender, but you don't know that you have fallen into the path of lust and desire, and you use sex to please your emotions, so you are greedy and lustful, and you can't leave the Three Realms for the rest of your life!"

Hongfa snorted coldly, and the Buddha's light on his body turned into a Buddha bell, and collided fiercely with the opponent.

"Om..."

The two thick Buddhist bells collided silently repeatedly, causing waves of waves.

"Oh hehehehe, the early bird catches the worm... Is this driving hidden energy fields to entangle each other?"

It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement, Mai Hanyu behind the pillar was secretly filming the scene in front of her with her mobile phone full of joy.