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Chang'an, the Imperial Palace!

Li Jinyu rubbed his shoulders tiredly, and Jiang Yuyan, who was waiting on the side, immediately stepped forward and gently rubbed Li Jinyu's back and shoulders to relieve Li Jinyu's fatigue.

"His grandma, being an emperor is really not a human job. If this continues, I'd better try to be a fool. It's still more comfortable for a fool!"

Jiang Yuyan said in shock: "Your Majesty, be careful! If these words reach the ears of the Queen, I am afraid that I will be beaten to death by the Queen. In addition, you have only read thirty or forty memorials. If you say you are tired of complaining, then It should also be Mr. Su and Mr. Xu. They are obviously weak and sick, but they have to work overtime day and night, and they are all exhausted!"

Li Jinyu laughed a few times.

As the saying goes, there is one emperor and one courtier.

After Li Jinyu ascends the throne, he will of course promote the talents who follow him and entrust them with important responsibilities.

On the other hand, with Li Shimin as an example, the replacement of the Li Tang throne was full of bloody fighting. In order to ease the dispute, Li Jinyu made an agreement with Wu Zetian to inherit the throne of emperor in a smooth transition.

——Set an example to your children and grandchildren!

——Start from me, inherit normally, don’t make any more mistakes, I really can’t bear it!

Wu Zetian agreed with Li Jinyu's approach and first demoted the original prince Li Xian to the title of King of Luling. Then he issued an edict declaring that Li Jinyu was the legitimate son of the filial emperor Li Hong. He also established Li Jinyu as the prince and asked Li Jinyu to supervise the country.

It took five years to get Li Jinyu recognized by civil and military officials, and let the people know that Li Jinyu was the current prince and heir to the throne. Then Wu Zetian shattered the void with a teleportation order, and Li Jinyu succeeded to the throne.

In five years, the important ministers at the time, such as Di Renjie and Zhang Jianzhi, have all grown old. Li Jinyu had already served before he ascended the throne. After Li Jinyu ascended the throne, he vigorously promoted the younger generation, such as Yue Fei, Xu Da...

Jiang Yuyan was talking about Mr. Su and Mr. Xu.

Mr. Su is Mei Changsu, the leader of the Jiangzuo Alliance, who is also Li Gui, the son of the Yue King. He was poisoned by fire and cold, and has always been weak and sickly. Although these poisons have been cured by Li Jinyu long ago, he often suffers from colds and fevers.

Mr. Xu is the second disciple of the Zi Zi Sect. Xu Xiaoyi, a layman from Tianyi, is a great scholar who studies heaven and man. He has been frail and sick since he was a child and cannot practice martial arts. His body is very weak.

The two were important ministers promoted by Li Jinyu, Mei Changsu was the Minister of the Ministry of Personnel, and Xu Xiaoyi was the Minister of the Ministry of Industry. They were busy with work on weekdays and often worked overtime and stayed up late. If it weren't for Su Ying's superb medical skills, they might not be able to survive.

To be honest, Li Jinyu doesn't really have that much work, and his family background is really very rich.

There are important ministers such as Yu Qian and Song Jing in domestic affairs, Yue Fei, Xu Da, Qi Jiguang, Yang Jiajiang in military affairs, and ten years later there will be Guo Ziyi and Li Guangbi. With so many talents to assist, if you still have to do everything yourself...

——Does being an emperor mean collecting stamps?

The normal approach should be that when Yue Fei, Xu Da and others captured the city, Li Jinyu praised them loudly, promoted them to positions, and gave them various rewards.

You can't let Li Jin go on a personal expedition and let his historically famous civil and military generals call him "666", right?

Yue Fei and Xu Da are marshals, not cheerleaders. They must be given the opportunity to command troops.

Li Jinyu can just sit at the rear.

Do we need to worry about Yue Fei's rebellion?

Could it be that his brain was kicked by a donkey?

If Li Jinyu were to be like Zhu Yuanzhang, reviewing 200 memorials and handling 400 state affairs every day, even a supreme master would only be able to sustain it for three or four years at most, and then he would go crazy!

Even in the current situation, less than three months after he took the throne, he still feels very tired.

What are the benefits of being an emperor?

Even the supreme master cannot bear the memorial!

This thing is more powerful than a spear and a crossbow!

Jiang Yuyan whispered: "It's late at night, and it's time for your Majesty to go to bed. Do you want to read the sign, or just ask the concubines to sleep with you? Which palace will you sleep in tonight?"

Li Jinyu's harem does not have three thousand beauties, but its quality is top-notch in the world. It can be said that it has everything from the goddess hunter, the goddess doctor, the demon witch, the fairy Jingzhai, the princess of the Liao Kingdom, the princess of the Western Regions, the famous heroine, and the domineering sister. There was even Yang Yuhuan, the demon sect saint who was the only one in history who could defeat Fairy Jingzhai.

This shows Jiang Yuyan's shrewdness.

Jiang Yuyan had followed Li Jinyu for many years and should have been given the position of concubine, but she only served as Li Jinyu's personal official and kept records of his daily life.

As a concubine, you can only wait for the sign to be turned over, otherwise Li Jinyu will be criticized for singing every night.

Become a personal female official and record daily life. No matter where Li Jinyu lives at night, you can follow him.

For some things that are inconvenient to record and will appear wasteful when recorded, you can use the Spring and Autumn Writing Method.

Li Jinyu rubbed her temples.

Although there are many concubines in the harem, there are only two who can be called beloved concubines, Xu Yeyue and He Junqi.

Tie Feihua was the queen, and she was a few years older. It was Tie Feihua who always doted on Li Jinyu and pampered Li Jinyu.

In Tie Feihua's eyes, Li Jinyu is the beloved concubine!

Su Ying is Concubine Chen. Chen is where the North Star is. She is a concubine in name, but in reality she is half a queen.

From the time Li Jinyu got married, she and Tie Feihua mostly went out for training. Su Ying managed the family affairs and had a high prestige in the family. She was Li Jinyu's good wife.

Not only that, Su Ying is also a miracle doctor, proficient in alchemy, acupuncture and massage. Su Ying is responsible for Li Jinyu's food, clothing, housing, transportation and even favoring the concubines.

If something goes too far, Su Ying will make suggestions and let Li Jinyu rest for a few days.

The others, such as Yelu Nanxian, Princess Pipa, even Yao Yue Lianxing, and Jin Lingzhi, the head of Huashan who married two years ago, each have their own personalities.

The only beloved concubines are Xu Yeyue and He Junqi.

Xu Yeyue and Li Jinyu are childhood sweethearts. They grew up together since childhood and are Li Jinyu's happy fruit.

She knows best how to make Li Jinyu happy when he is depressed, and her natural charm makes Li Jinyu reluctant to get up to go to court.

Xu Yeyue's character naturally had nothing to do with being a virtuous and virtuous concubine. A virtuous concubine, a virtuous concubine, or a virtuous concubine were obviously not suitable, so she was named "Yue Guifei".

He Junqi is the little sister Li Jinyu met during his first training. She is considered a childhood sweetheart. Her innocent and charming personality makes people feel extremely comfortable.

Li Jinyu likes to have both rain and dew, and she just finished one round two days ago. If there is another round, of course she wants to harm her beloved concubine first, and she also thinks that since she has completed one round, it is better to have a grand finale so that everyone can have fun together.

"Yuyan, look at my plan. Do you have any plans for the next few days? How many days off do I have?"

"Reporting to Your Majesty, Your Majesty does not have any special plans for the next three days. Four days later, it will be the day for you to teach your disciples. In half a month, the envoys of the Liao Kingdom will come to the DPRK to present gifts. They will be received by Concubine Xian. They will be received next month. Envoy from Dali, the Western Region next month..."

Jiang Yuyan quickly opened a volume of memos.

Royal marriages cannot be based on one's temper.

When Wu Zetian granted marriage, on the one hand Tie Feihua and Li Jinyu grew up together and supported each other since childhood, and on the other hand it was Tie Feihua's strong natal family.

Xu Yeyue is Li Jinyu's junior sister.

He Junqi's natal family is Miaojiang.

Princess Pipa has her back to the Western Regions.

Behind Yang Yuhuan are the gods and demons of the Demon Sect.

Li Shengnan is Princess Taiping's direct disciple.

Yao Yue Lian Xing's dowry is Yihua Palace.

Yelu Nanxian was brought over by the Liao Kingdom for marriage, and in Dali, in order to maintain relations between the two countries, they also married two princesses.

After marrying a Liao princess, Liao envoys will be given some preferential treatment when they arrive. After all, Liao needs to deal with the Manchus now, and it is not the time to fall out yet.

After marrying the Princess of Dali, envoys from Dali arrived to reward her with pearls and treasures and open two or three trade routes.

After marrying Jin Lingzhi, the leader of Huashan, you should relax a little bit about Jianghu and don't suppress it too hard. That will not be conducive to the development of martial arts and will be the retreat of Jianghu...

It seems that there are not many things, but they are piled up one after another, and Li Jinyu's memo is filled with a long list. Fortunately, in the past three days, Li Jinyu can have a good rest and does not have to deal with official duties.

Since I don’t have to deal with official business...

Li Jinyu waved her hand: "Yuyan, let the ladies go to Huaqing Pool, we will work day and night!"

Jiang Yuyan blushed and said, "You don't want me to write this sentence in the daily record, do you?"

Li Jinyu: (_)

Jiang Yuyan: (ω`)

This little girl thinks about opening a small stove every day!

…

Huaqing Pool is the latest hot spring pool built. It is where Li Jinyu and his concubines bathe. Since it was a relatively private matter, they were embarrassed to ask Xu Ruowu, Xu Xiaoyi and others to design it. Su Ying personally supervised the construction.

The Song of Everlasting Regret goes: The cold spring bathes in Huaqing Pool, the hot spring water washes away the grease, the waiter lifts up the delicate and feeble, it is the beginning of new blessings, the clouds and temples are blooming, the golden steps are shaking, the hibiscus tent warms the spring night, the spring night is short and the day rises, from now on the king There is no early morning court, no time to attend the banquet, and spring outings all night long. There are three thousand beauties in the harem...

Li Jinyu would definitely not favor anyone, so every time he indicated that he would stay at Huaqing Pool overnight, it was a special signal.

Of course, things like this cannot be overdone.

Jiang Yuyan first sent a message to Tie Feihua, and Tie Feihua made arrangements for the concubines. Some of them were inconvenient, some had to discipline their children, and some went home on vacation. They all needed to be dealt with, and then they would be invited next time.

There are also some people who are thin-skinned and embarrassed, such as Yaoyue Lianxing, who never participate in this kind of thing.

Tie Feihua doted on Li Jinyu the most and responded to Li Jinyu's requests. Although she felt shy, she still acted like a lady and was the first to arrive at Huaqing Pool.

Su Ying followed closely behind. Huaqing Pool was built under the personal supervision of Su Ying, who knew all the mechanisms best.

Looking at Li Jinyu in the water, Su Ying reached her waist without hesitation and twisted it several times.

When I first heard Li Jinyu's request, I thought it was just to build a luxurious royal bath, but I didn't expect that he would use mechanism skills to build those shameful things.

——This is too disrespectful!

Although I think Li Jinyu is a bit ridiculous, the two have known each other for more than ten years, and they know Li Jinyu's hobbies very well. Although they are shy, they also have some expectations, and they want to see those mechanical objects used on the sisters at home. What it would look like.

Thinking of this, my legs suddenly felt weak.

Compared to Su Ying, Xu Yeyue and He Junqi were much bolder. They put on stockings made by the palace embroiderer and wore the latest lace bellybands designed by the Xue family. They looked like two mermaids and swam quickly towards Li Jinyu.

Li Jinyu hugged one of them, pretending to be a drunkard in a drinking pool and enjoying meat, and laughed and said: "I have been the emperor for more than three months, and I am still the happiest today!"

Su Ying said angrily: "Your Majesty, if this word spreads outside, we will become the evil concubines who brought disaster to the country and Daji Baosi in the history books!"

Xu Yeyue said coquettishly: "That's not bad. When my father told me my fortune by touching my bones, he said that I was born to be a charming concubine who would harm the country. If the record in the history book is not like this, wouldn't it mean that my father was mistaken?"

Tie Feihua scolded: "You girl, you are getting more and more bold. If you dare to do this again, I will enforce the family law and teach you a big lesson."

He Junqi said: "What kind of family method? If Yeyue's thin skin and tender flesh are broken, our romantic lover will definitely feel distressed. Let's change the family method. I remember that her hood is at Yongquan point, and she is most afraid of being tickled. .”

Su Ying blushed and said: "The family methods are all my latest creations. It's best to give Yeyue a try first, lest you become arrogant and become more lawless!"

Without waiting for Xu Yeyue to resist, Li Jinyu lightly brushed her jade feet, and the flames that burned the mountains and boiled the seas suddenly became weak and weak, allowing Su Ying to use her methods.

He Junqi wanted to run away, but Li Jinyu gently grabbed her behind the ear, and she immediately became weak.

I wanted to beg for mercy, but I was half-expecting it.

By the time Yelu Nanxian, Li Shengnan, Yang Yuhuan, Princess Pipa, and the newly married Jin Lingzhi entered the Huaqing Pool, Xu Yeyue and He Junqi had been dressed up as witches by Su Ying. Even a peerless beauty like Yang Yuhuan would not I feel jealous and hot.

Xu Yeyue has always been bold, and He Junqi also has a bold personality and dares to do anything. At this time, every time he takes a step forward, the sound of jingling bells will be heard from his body, and the emerald fox tail will shine.

Li Jinyu smiled and said: "In the wine pool and meat forest, drinking requires drinking orders. Ordinary drinking orders, I don't think it is interesting at all. Let's have fun."

As he said that, he took out a box of jade signs.

Xu Yeyue said coquettishly: "Brother Yu is the worst. He only knows how to bully me with those embarrassing methods. If the eldest sister and sister Su also draw lots, I will play together. Otherwise, tonight, I will let you guard the empty room alone."

He Junqi said coquettishly: "That's right, eldest sister, you don't care about him, you only know how to pamper him. They say that we are lawless, and this one in our family is the most lawless, and the two sisters are still pampering him!"

Tie Feihua helplessly rubbed his forehead: "These things are all up to you, Jin Yu. This matter is just for relaxation once in a while. Don't be greedy for too much."

Su Ying said sternly: "Sister, don't worry, I will check at all times. My husband's food, clothing, housing and transportation are all the responsibility of my little sister. If something goes wrong, of course, my little sister will bear the responsibility. Do you understand, husband?"

Li Jinyu rolled her eyes and said, "I obey the orders of the Queen and Concubine Chen! Tonight is a beautiful day with a beautiful full moon, can you say something to cheer me up?"

Yang Yuhuan said softly: "Your Majesty, do you think this will add to the fun? I like it very much!"

Wearing the latest fishnet stockings on her slender thighs, Li Jinyu's eyes suddenly widened. Yelu Nanxian snorted coldly, revealing lace matte socks. Jin Lingzhi smiled proudly, revealing long white silk...

Li Jinyu's eyes were bloodshot, and she had the urge to reward the palace embroiderers. She thought that this kind of event should be held more often to put some pressure on the ladies.

In order to stand out from the crowd, they would take the initiative to match the most suitable clothes and then take advantage of Li Jinyu.

Playing with Su Ying's jade feet with her left hand, and Xu Yeyue's fox tail on her right, Jin Lingzhi fell gently into Li Jinyu's arms, her face flushed.

Li Shengnan snorted coldly, unwilling to admit defeat, he took the initiative to shake the wine order in front of him and shook out a lottery ticket.

"Fairy guiding style!"

Seeing the words on the jade sign, Li Shengnan stretched out his hand and shot out the Demonic Ribbon, and tied Li Jinyu up.

One hand is forward, pulling the thread to lift, one hand is tied around the waist, and the rope is lifted. Two feet are lifted behind a rope, with the back facing up and the belly facing down.

Li Jinyu: (*⊙~⊙)

Li Shengnan said: "The content of the sign only said that the immortal showed the way, but it didn't say who was going to show the way!"

Li Jinyu smiled evilly and said: "Those who break the rules should try my latest magical skill!"

"What martial arts?"

"Not paying attention to the magical power!"

"What kind of martial arts is this?"

"Once the magical power is revealed, no scraps of armor will be left behind!"

Li Jinyu mobilized his true energy, and the colored satin suddenly flew.

"Ladies, I'm here!"

"Yuhuan, try my orchid finger!"

"Oh, husband, how could you..."

His Majesty Xuanzong of the Tang Empire began to work hard tonight, which would last for a long time. Because he was too exhausted, he did not go to court the next day...

——The spring night is short and the sun is rising. From now on, the king will not go to court early!

Li Jinyu just muttered a few words and was kicked out of bed by Su Ying. She could only rub her waist helplessly. Under Jiang Yuyan's surprised eyes, she announced that the morning meeting was temporarily cancelled, but the afternoon meeting would remain as usual!

I am really wise!

Bring the goddess doctor into the room early!

Miracle doctors are still necessary!

Go to Su Ying to learn medical skills tonight!

I'll go to Yelu Nanxian tomorrow night to learn Khitan literature!

Learn anecdotes from the Western Regions the day after tomorrow... (End of this chapter)