I'm the king of scrolls at Hogwarts

"How do you know what dragon dung smells like?" Lewis caught the blind spot.

"Oh, one time I took a shit in Dragonblight and grabbed a random rabbit to rub, but that night I discovered that one of the rabbits I ate was that one."

Christasa said nonchalantly.

Louis\u0026amp;amp;amp;Catherine:......

Zhang Qiu and Cedric obviously didn't understand, but they didn't get to the bottom of it. After all, it was really disgusting.

It's hard to imagine that a beautiful girl would do such a thing.

Use the rabbit to wipe your butt, rabbit!

Louis was a little awe-struck. He thought for a while and said to Christasa: "You are like this, come and imitate me, you say... you are so happy."

"Hey, hey, hey." Christasa said, obviously not feeling good about it.

"If you want to lose your temper, use your chest to speak. Come on, do it again." Lewis taught very carefully.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Krisstrasa learned very well this time.

Lewis looked at this gifted girl, she sounded a little bit weird.

Catherine pinched Louis gently, this child was too abusive...

She didn’t understand music boxes, but she could feel the bad water in Louis’ stomach.

At the beginning, Cedric and Zhang Qiu were obviously a little reserved when facing Catherine, but Catherine didn't say much and just kept her head down reading. The two of them gradually relaxed.

"Have you heard that the best-selling author Gilderoy Lockhart is coming to our school to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts?" Zhang Qiu's face was filled with excitement, but as soon as he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong and hurriedly said Louis apologized: "Sorry, Louis, I actually enjoyed your class... It's just that, well, Professor Lockhart is a best-selling author after all... Oops..."

Zhang Qiu's words became darker and darker, and even Cedric couldn't stand it anymore.

Lewis didn't care. He smiled gently and said calmly: "It's nothing. As you said, Professor Lockhart is also a best-selling author after all, and it is normal for him to be popular."

Cedric quickly smoothed things over: "Yes, Louis is right." After saying that, he muttered: "I don't know if so many works are his own adventures..."

"After all, you are a writer, so it is normal to add some artistic processing to your works." Catherine suddenly interjected, and the yin and yang venomous beautiful girl was back again.

Zhang Qiu wanted to defend Lockhart, but he didn't dare to refute Catherine. He held it in for a long time and couldn't form a single word.

The more Louis looks at Cedric, the more he likes him. Men will always be disgusted with a male celebrity with embroidered pillows. When you happen to meet another man who shares your disgust with this celebrity, it is inevitable that there will be conflicts between the two. The feeling of sympathy.

Louis thought of the particularly good brother he met when playing Dota with him, and he had an idea for the secret code.

He was talking just because of his feet, and he sang directly over there. After singing for a while, he used an electric microphone and said, "Su Yunjin, what do you owe me here? Why should I pay you back?" Louis replied to him with an skr with electronic music in his voice.

Sometimes, men's friendship is just that simple.

However, Cedric, a warm-hearted man, obviously did not neglect Zhang Qiu. After a few words, he brought Zhang Qiu into the conversation. Louis even asked Siris what the magic world was like. The result was completely different from the ones he saw on the Internet in his previous life. There was no such thing as weapon refining and flying swords. Everyone was using the same wand to deal with waves. .

That's right. After all, it's the world built by Aunt Rowling. If there are such things, it will be misleading.

According to Zhang Qiu, the shamans of Seris gradually evolved from the witchcraft of the Xia and Shang Dynasties from generation to generation.

The three of them got together and talked a lot. Although Cedric was a Hufflepuff, he was very keen on various sports. Louis couldn't tell that this guy actually liked watching football. He was a die-hard Manchester United fan, especially his recent move to Manchester United. Young player Ryan Giggs.

However, it seems that Cedric is a real fan and did not say the famous saying "Giggs and so-and-so fly together" like the Barcelona (Star) football expert.

"I like Arsenal." Zhang Qiu suddenly interjected.

Tsk, didn’t you look for four?

However, gunmen of this era did not yet have the 4 phrase, so no one would understand it even if Louis said it.

The train took a whole afternoon to arrive at Hogwarts. I have to say that the speed of this old-fashioned train is really unflattering.

The treatment of the second graders is obviously different from that of the first graders. Hagrid no longer needs to pick them up, but there is a special carriage to take them to Hogwarts Castle.

But in fact, these are all from Hagrid. After all, he raised the Yeqi and everything else.

Before they parted ways, Louis said that if nothing happened, they could share their experience in learning magic spells together. Zhang Qiu smiled and waved goodbye to him, and replied with a "Chinese".

After returning to the dormitory and putting down their luggage, the senior students came to the auditorium. They sat for a long time before the first-year students came to the auditorium under the guidance of Professor McGonagall.

Louis was surprised to find that brothers Harry and Ron were actually sitting at the Gryffindor table. When he saw Louis coming, Ron waved to him with a big grin.

Is it possible that Dobby didn't cause trouble?

But it makes sense to think about it. Since Lucius did not choose to give Ginny the diary, Dobby had no reason not to let Harry stay in school.

"Why are you here, Louis?" Harry smiled and handed Louis a chocolate frog: "The two of us have been waiting for you at the station for a long time, but Ron said that you should get on the bus first, otherwise you don't know what to expect. It’s time to go.”

Lewis was a little embarrassed, this was a bit unnatural.

The two brothers had been waiting for him for so long, but he took Catherine away first.

"Oh, it's Catherine." Louis lied without blushing or whitening: "As you know, she doesn't like waiting for others, so she keeps urging me to leave first, but I can't help it."

As he spoke, he saw Harry Ron's dull eyes. He stretched out his hands in front of the two of them and waved: "Hey, what's wrong with you two?"

A cold voice sounded from behind him.

"So, is this why your pants are on fire, my dear little deer?"

It was Catherine. She heard what Louis said and had been standing behind him with a straight face to see what nonsense he could say.

Louis found that a cluster of emerald green flames ignited in the legs of his trousers. It was very gentle and did not continue to burn. It just stuck to the legs of his trouser legs.

"Liar Liar, Pants on fire!" Catherine whispered in Louis' ear, gently retracting the flames with her fingers.

This is also an English saying, which roughly means that a liar's pants are on fire.

"Humph..." Her eyes flickered, she rolled her eyes at Lewis, then turned to say hello to the two little guys.

"Hello, red squirrel, four-eyed frog...where's your Miss Beaver?"

"I'm here!" Hermione pulled her head out from under the table. She had been looking for Crookshanks' collar on the ground since just now.

"Ah, have you admitted that you are a beaver?" Catherine's eyes were teasing.

"You..." Hermione was choked up all of a sudden. She glanced at Catherine angrily, turned away and stopped talking.

"What a cute little beaver." Catherine chuckled and sat down on her seat.

After Louis chatted with the two little ones for a few more words, he sat down in the Slytherin seat, with Christasa on the left and Catherine on the right, which caused quite a bit of envy.

But soon Krisstrasa was called away by Professor McGonagall and shoved into the pile of freshmen to prepare for sorting.

It’s quite funny to see. Among a group of 145-meter-meter little peas, there is a 18-meter-meter one mixed in. No matter how you look at it, you feel a little out of place, and you kind of stand out from the crowd.

Professor McGonagall also felt it was inappropriate, so he walked over and pulled her to sit aside so as not to appear too different.

Catherine also found a familiar figure among the freshmen. She tugged on Louis' sleeve and motioned for him to look at Luna.

"Where do you think Luna will be assigned?" Catherine asked quietly.

"Well..." Louis pretended to ponder for a moment, "Ravenclaw."

"I think it'll be Hufflepuff."

"What's the bet?" Louis looked back at Catherine.

"Say." Catherine was still looking in the direction of the new students.

"A galleung."

"make a deal."

Here the two were chatting about the bet, and over there Dumbledore had begun to prepare his speech. Everything was the same as before, and Dumbledore's speech was exactly the same as last year, with nothing new.

After finishing talking, Professor McGonagall came to the auditorium carrying the Sorting Hat, walked to the guest of honor table and placed it on the stool.

There was a big crack in the hat's mouth, and he was singing nonsense songs, which made him feel like he had a head between his eyebrows.

"Come and wear me! Don't be afraid!

Don't panic!

In my hand (even though I don't even have a hand)

you are absolutely safe

Because I am a thinking magic hat! "

At the end of the song, the freshmen were still murmuring, and many students breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that this hat is in charge of the sorting, which is completely different from the parents' scary things like fighting a dragon.

Professor McGonagall walked forward carrying a roll of parchment as before, announcing that the little wizard who had read his name came forward.

"Nivea Attlee!"

A little brown-haired girl walked out of the crowd and sat next to Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall picked up the hat and placed it on her head. The hat sank, covering the little girl's mouth.

Professor McGonagall had to lift her hat up again, and only then did the little girl reveal her sea-blue eyes.

"Gryffindor!" shouted the hat.

The Gryffindor people applauded loudly, and it was the Gryffindor people who made a good start for the first time.

"Colin Creevey!" Professor McGonagall called another name.

Louis watched this kid stumble up and ran up, with a camera hanging on his chest, and a mouth as wide as a lotus flower, as if it could never be closed.

The hat was placed on his curly hair, and after a moment he shouted: "Gryffindor!"

After passing a few more people, it was finally Luna's turn.

However, it was not her who shouted first for Professor McGonagall.

"Arko Lovegood!" (Character card from alliance leader Edgeju)

Louis saw a cute little girl stand up. Although their surname was Lovegood, Akko didn't look much like Luna. She has back-length brown hair that hangs smoothly on her head, and her bright and energetic red pupils have a mischievousness that Luna doesn't have.

She jumped up to Professor McGonagall, sat down on the stool, and carefully observed the hat in Professor McGonagall's hand with wide eyes.

Before Professor McGonagall even touched her hair, the hat shouted loudly: "Gryffindor!"

"Luna Lovegood!"

The two Lovegoods obviously stunned the students for a moment. After seeing their completely different looks, whispers began again in the auditorium.

Luna sat on her seat and looked at Mr. Hat with interest.

"Ravenclaw!" the hat shouted over Luna's head.

Catherine's face fell, and she gave Louis a gold galleon.

Louis proudly took a golden galleon and blew it to his ear. Although he couldn't hear the sound like Da Yang, it was still a sense of ritual, wasn't it?

The most important thing is that it can still make Catherine angry.

"Kristasa Mountbatten!" Professor McGonagall called on Christasa's name and made a special note: "Miss Mountbatten is a transfer student, so she will directly enter the fourth grade."

Christasa walked up to the guest of honor seat with her long legs, arousing a burst of admiration from the male classmates.

The hat touched Krisstrasa's head, causing the computer to be down for a long time, and finally reluctantly shouted: "Slytherin!"

At this time, the cheers of the Slytherin classmates were overwhelming. Regardless of whether they were sincere or not, they just knocked on the table and shouted.

Listen to this last name, this is a relative of that Slytherin man!

The freshmen in Slytherin were also confused. The old students next to them couldn't help but feel anxious when they saw the indifferent freshmen. They quickly grabbed their arms and asked in a low voice: "You don't want your life! Applaud!"

The freshmen had no choice but to follow the old students and slam the table hard, feeling baffled in their hearts.

The eldest sister is just a little prettier, but is she so happy?

Kristassa happily walked to Catherine's side and sat down, continuing to watch the sorting process.

"Vitaly Healyax!" Professor McGonagall made another note: "Miss Healyax is a fourth-year transfer student from Beauxbatons."

Standing aside was a slim girl, who was worthy of being from a country rich in French baguettes. She wore a small dark green beret on her short black hair, a pair of large and energetic dark green pants, and her eyes were moving. Charming and repelling people from thousands of miles away are paradoxically combined, but it doesn't seem inconsistent with her.

Louis saw it, it was a black rose with thorns.

She walked up to Professor McGonagall, and before the hat even touched her head, she called Slytherin loudly.

Vitaly looked around, an elusive smile on her plump lips. She walked slowly to Louis' side with cat steps.

"Hello, is there anyone sitting here?"