I'm the king of scrolls at Hogwarts

Chapter 284 Louis teaches you how to pick up girls

It is quite easy to use the Resurrection Stone to deal with Snape. As for why, everyone on earth knows.

As for whether Snape's past was actually Aliga Duomei...Lilisan, that's unknown.

After all, the grass on the graves of James and Lily were already several feet high.

After Snape left, Harry asked in a low voice: "Why is Karkaroff so worried? I mean - he looks quite abnormal, as if he has something shady on his mind."

"Karkaroff is a Death Eater," Louis said with a smile, facing Harry's puzzled gaze: "It seems you have really forgotten that Hermione gave you a popular science about food during the summer vacation - The Dead Apostles are loyal supporters of your old enemy Voldemort. They took such a murderous name to show their difference, but in fact, they are all..."

As he said this, Louis raised his index finger and tapped his head, which meant that their brains were not normal.

There's nothing wrong with what he said. Who would be a Death Eater if he were a decent person...

As they walked, the two came to a huge reindeer statue.

Louis and Harry discovered something different, such as... Hagrid and Madame Maxime were sitting on a huge stone bench having a tryst. The moonlight was like water, pouring on the two of them, and the atmosphere became hazy. Looking at Mrs. Maxim's appearance, it was obvious that she wanted Hagrid to kiss her, but Hagrid was straight to a certain extent and did not notice Mrs. Maxim at all. intention of.

The two of them slapped each other on their faces, especially Louis. He remembered the embarrassing incident when his senior sister asked him if he wanted to try lip gloss, but he scraped her lips and put them in his mouth.

In this small bush, not only the pair of giants, but also Roger Davis and Fleur Delacour can be seen lurking in the small bush. Fleur looked frightened. If Madame Maxime hadn't been here, , I guess I have to run away.

Hagrid rambled about his childhood, and Mrs. Maxim just listened quietly, sitting there staring at Hagrid without saying a word. Louis saw a beetle lying in front of him. Of course, Harry also saw it. He lowered his voice and asked in Louis' ear: "Why are there beetles in this season? Could it be caused by magic?"

Louis didn't answer. He stretched out his hand and flicked the beetle's butt. The beetle spun like a kite with a broken string and fell to the ground.

"It glared at you, Harry, I swear it definitely glared at you!" Harry said in disbelief, still in a low voice.

"Of course she is glaring at me, she is an Animagus like Professor McGonagall." Louis said leisurely.

The beetle flapped its wings and flew away.

Harry was shocked, but Louis ignored him and continued to look over the tips of the reindeer's antlers and listen. Hagrid had never talked about his childhood with anyone. You know, with his loose tongue. To such an extent, it is a miracle not to talk about my childhood with others.

"After my mother left, my father was very sad. My father was a short man. When I was six years old, if he annoyed me, I would lift him up and put him on the top of the wardrobe, but instead of getting angry, he would And she always made him laugh..." Hagrid's deep voice became choked up.

Madame Maxime listened, motionless, as if gazing at the silver fountain.

"Dad brought me up...but, oh ho, he died, just after I went to school, and suddenly...well, died. From then on, I had to make my own way, in this lonely place In this world, I was wandering alone... But soon, I was not so lonely. It was Dumbledore. He helped me a lot when I was desperate. To be honest. He was very good to me. He was A very, very good man..."

Dumbledore was dealt the good guy card without warning.

After Hagrid handed out the good person card to Dumbledore, he took out a silk handkerchief printed with polka dots and blew his nose loudly.

"...That's the basic situation," Hagrid said dully, "What about you, where are you from..."

Louis knew that Hagrid was going to be stupid. In desperation, he kicked Harry out with a kick. He was as graceful as a startled dragon, as graceful as a swimming dragon, and the peach blossom shadow fell off the Excalibur...

In fact, it is more like the twelve-yard nuclear explosion possessed by Aveiro.

This episode instantly interrupted Hagrid's spellcasting. Madame Maxime was still listening to what Hagrid was saying, but her interest was interrupted by the sudden appearance of Harry.

Mrs. Maxim suddenly stood up and said unnaturally: "It's too cold, I want to go in..."

Hagrid couldn't care about Harry at this time. He immediately stood up and said hesitantly: "No, no... don't leave, I-I have never met another person before..."

"Other people? Make it clear!" Madame Maxime said coldly, her tone even more biting than the cold wind blowing above the castle.

Lewis's heart skipped a beat, and he almost screamed. He immediately released a chokehold on Hagrid without leaving any trace.

"Of course this is the first time I have met a gentle, kind, kind and virtuous woman like you, Madam Maxime." Louis stepped forward and bowed politely to Madam Maxime. I have a good impression of this young man, and when Lewis says this, the impression becomes even better.

Then Louis looked at Hagrid, who was struggling to speak, and said quickly: "Oh my God, Hagrid, what's wrong with you? My God, you look very bad, my friend, I think you should go to Pangolin." Mrs. Frey, let’s take a look at what’s wrong with you…”

With that, he supported Hagrid and said politely to Madam Maxime: "Sorry, madam, Hagrid is not feeling well. I need to take him to Madam Pomfrey, so I'll excuse you..."

"I'll go too. Can you two with such small bodies help him?" Madam Maxime expressed doubts about their abilities. She didn't believe that these two boys could get Hagrid to Madam Pomfrey's hospital wing. go.

"Don't worry, ma'am." Louis assured him, "Hagrid just feels uncomfortable in his throat, and it's not because of his legs or feet. You should go and do your work first. I think Fleur from your school came from that bush. ?”

Louis, who wanted to drive away Mrs. Maxim, used a trick called Li Dai Tao Zang, trying to make Furong attract Maxim's hatred. This trick worked as expected, Fleur was instantly OT. Mrs. Maxim looked at the Rogers beside her who was staring straight at her, and took a deep breath.

If she were a dragon, Louis had no doubt that the next skill would definitely be Dragon Breath.

But it's a pity that she wasn't. The words she took a deep breath and spat out were also commands like scolding.

"Fleur! You! Come back to the castle with me! Now! Immediately!" She gave a series of orders, showed a forced smile at Louis and Hagrid, and headed towards the auditorium with the wind.

Fleur gave Louis a vicious look, turned around and chased in Madame Maxime's direction. After they were far away, Louis lifted the spell from Hagrid's mouth with a wave of his hand.

"Oh my god, Hagrid, you are just... hopeless!" Louis said sadly, his expression was as bad as it could be.

Hagrid had a good temper and wasn't too angry at first. He just wanted to complain about him. But when Louis said this, he couldn't help but asked cautiously: "Why, why did you say that? Oh, I also know that my emotional intelligence is relatively poor... …”

"Did you just say 'a hybrid giant like you'?" Louis looked at Hagrid with a half-smile.

The honest Hagrid hiccupped when Louis asked him this, and immediately asked guiltily: "Yeah, what's wrong? Oh, that shouldn't be a problem, after all, she really looks like a hybrid giant..."

"You are just a straight man, Hagrid..." Louis said weakly, "Let's not talk about her race. Even if she is really a mixed-race giant, you should never mention it..."

"Why?" Hagrid asked in confusion.

"Think about what people think of you?" Louis looked at Hagrid with a half-smile.

Hagrid was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Ah, I understand... So what do you mean, you want me to lie?"

"No, my God, you are such a disaster..." Harry couldn't stand it anymore and complained: "Can't you come to your senses? Oh my God, Hagrid, if Norbert, who is still a child, can understand the words, but he can't If you are willing to eat but think the beef in front of you is not delicious, what will you do?"

"Of course I will... Oh!" Hagrid said half-way, and suddenly realized, "So, women are like magical animals in their infancy, and we have to coax them into coming instead of saying everything?"

"You are not hopeless." Louis looked at Hagrid with pity. "Listen to me, women are all submissive. You have to coax, but you must not dare to tell the truth. Just like a girl asking you Did she look ugly when she woke up in the morning? At this time, you must quickly answer that she looks good, as good-looking as ever, even if she looked really ugly when she woke up this morning..."

"I understand a little bit, my God, women are so complicated..." Hagrid mumbled, "I would rather face the Explosive-Ended Skrewt than face a complicated woman now."

"What about Madam Maxime? You just chickened out and gave up. Oh my God, Hagrid, you have to cheer up!" Louis began to cheer Hagrid: "You are the only one in Hogwarts who has Such a man, all the boys in Hogwarts have not dated girls from other schools, but as for you, you are on a hellish difficulty level - you have dated someone else's principal. Think about it, this sense of accomplishment, Will this satisfaction, if you succeed, endear you to all the students at Hogwarts?"

"That's right!" Hagrid's black beetle-like eyes lit up, and his mustache swayed, "Then I will listen to you, and I will do whatever you tell me to do from now on!"

"First of all! What is absolutely forbidden is that you must not mention her bloodline in front of Madam Maxime. No matter how curious you are, you have to hold it back!" Louis warned fiercely.

Hagrid took a deep breath, nodded deeply and agreed: "I understand, what next?"

"Always remember one thing, Madame Maxime is always right. If you feel something is wrong, please refer to what I asked you to remember forever. Never talk back to her... I am not teaching you to become a boiling sheep. , but your big head is full of magical animals, and there are too few things about women, so if you have anything to do, let’s come back and discuss it carefully!” Louis looked at Hagrid with burning eyes, “Remember, This matter is important.”

"I understand...but what if she speaks ill of Dumbledore? In that case, I will not obey her. Dumbledore is the wizard I respect most..." Hagrid scratched his head and said inexplicably.

He really, I cried to death, was still thinking about Dumbledore up to this point.

"Then you refute her, remember! You can't give in on issues of principle without a bottom line. Any issues that involve the bottom line, point it out to her immediately. If she really likes you, she will definitely respect your opinion. Otherwise, Just ignore her!" Louis looked at Hagrid with a confused look on his face and sighed: "Go, Harry, go and call my mother, Hermione, and Catherine, and your new daughter. Friends... Oh, yes, call Sakuya out too... Forget it, ask them to go to my office, and let's hold a meeting for Hagrid together!"

"Okay, I'll go right away!" Harry agreed immediately. It was a life-long matter for Hagrid, and he didn't dare to be careless.

Louis patted Hagrid and said with a smile: "Let's go Hagrid. I can't attend the dance today anyway. Why don't you go sit in my office?"

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Hagrid held a handkerchief in his hand so hard that it wrinkled, proving that he was not at peace in his heart.

After returning to the office, the seat was almost full in a short while. Everyone was very concerned about the life events of Hagrid, this careless old friend, and were afraid that if he didn't pay attention, he would destroy the destiny of victory. .

Harry sat on the sofa and told everyone exactly what had just happened, focusing especially on what Hagrid was about to say.

After listening to Harry's story, everyone's blood pressure immediately rose. Hermione clenched her fists and looked at Ron beside her, almost ready to take action.

"Why are you looking at me like this?" Ron said with some fear, "I haven't messed with you recently. Why are you looking at me like this? Oh my god, isn't it because you said something about your 'vomiting' association? You have to know that I wear that vomiting badge entirely out of love for you..."

Then, Hermione's wand was like penicillin, effectively stopping Ron's continued inflammation.

"Okay, put down your wand, Hermione." Louis said helplessly: "We are now consulting Hagrid on how to get along with Madam Maxime in the future and giving him some emotional advice, rather than asking him to do it in front of you. Let’s all show you how to tame a husband, okay?”

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