I’m Upgrade by Selling Moe [Interstellar]
105. Turning ugly【First update】
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The system seemed to be unable to see through it and prompted: [Ding! It is recommended that the host cute it to death with its cute little eyes! 】
Ji Wuxiu's eyes lit up, and he began to rub his eyes with his bear paws. After he felt his eyes were watery, he put down his paws and made a whining sound to attract the sika deer.
The sika deer backed away in fright: "..."
After a period of silence, the system's dry voice sounded: [Ding! Your attempt at cuteness is ineffective because the creature's IQ is too low and it does not have the aesthetic concept of cuteness in its mind. 】
Ji Wuxiu was stunned for a moment, then he slapped the ground frantically and let out an angry roar, "Then you still want me to act cute!"
The system stopped talking and started pretending to be dead.
The sika deer was frightened by Ji Wuxiu's rage, and because of its timid nature, it immediately jumped far away and fled, never to be seen again.
The wind swirled the leaves, and they fell.
Ji Wuxiu's mood at the moment was like this leaf, full of vicissitudes of life and sadness.
What happened to this world?
Why is the panda image that relies on its strength to act cute here repeatedly frustrated and failed to act cute?
For Ji Wuxiu, who works hard and loves his work, this is undoubtedly the most dismal low period in his career.
I’m so tired and I don’t want to act cute anymore.
Ji Wuxiu vented his anger and put the grass on the side into his mouth and chewed it for a while. The taste of the grass filled his mouth, making Ji Wuxiu feel much better.
Forget it, I don’t want to be cute anymore!
The system remained silent at this time, for fear of upsetting Ji Wuxiu.
At this moment, Ji Wuxiu crossed his arms and lay in Ge You's position. He was still chewing grass carelessly in his mouth. His furry face was as lifeless as ever, full of silly aura.
Ji Wuxiu moved his mouth regularly and quickly ate up most of the grass.
The sun quickly set, and the forest that was originally covered in golden rays gradually changed from a romantic atmosphere to darkness.
Looking at it, Ji Wuxiu felt a little hairy. He rubbed the velvet that stood upright, got up, and said to the system with a slight worry: "System, it's dark."
The system that was pretending to be dead suddenly came online in seconds: [Ding! It is recommended that the host find a safe hiding place as soon as possible to spend this dangerous forest night. 】
Ji Wuxiu was silent, with a hint of dissatisfaction on his stupid face, "As a system, don't you have any welfare benefits?"
Even though he was wearing this animal skin, he was still a human being who was afraid of the night in the forest.
Not to mention that after the two failed attempts at being cute, he had lost confidence in himself. Living in such a dangerous forest was no joke. What if a dog accidentally took him away?
The system also felt guilty: [This is all an accident. 】
Ji Wuxiu no longer wanted to argue with the system about this meaningless matter. He looked around nervously and said, "Then do you know what dangerous creatures are around here?"
After all, this is not the earth anymore, who knows if there will be any weird things in this place.
【Ding! This system is just for me to upgrade the system by being cute, and I am not responsible for other business. 】
Ji Wuxiu was silent for a while, taking a deep breath to suppress the anger that was about to come out. Now was not the time to be angry.
"System, don't you have any novice protection or something like that?"
The system is impassioned and has a hint of pride: [Ding! This system is specially designed to be cute...it does not require any protection from novices. The plug-in relies on being cute to reach the peak of life. No cheats or immortality can be upgraded as fast as being cute. 】
Ji Wuxiu was speechless.
The night was getting darker, and Ji Wuxiu didn't care about anything else and quickly started searching for a place to stay. Fortunately, this body would not be affected by the night, otherwise he would really not dare to walk around.
Soon a hole in a dead tree caught Ji Wuxiu's attention. The hole was of a suitable size and was suitable for hiding.
Ji Wuxiu's eyes lit up and he ran over in small steps. The flesh on his body trembled and looked quite voluptuous. But before he got close to the tree hole, a vague smell floated over, carrying a strange but yet strange smell. Contains a warning.
This taste is so familiar.
Ji Wuxiu kept sniffing, reminiscing about this strange but familiar smell, his lifeless face was full of the confusion of being a panda for the first time.
After half a ring, the memory search failed.
Ji Wuxiu slowly walked around the tree hole and looked around. The dark hole looked bottomless. Just thinking that there might be unknown creatures hiding inside made his hair stand on end. His desire to find out immediately disappeared. Almost exhausted.
forget it.
The unknown existence is the scariest thing.
He couldn't just inexplicably end up here on the first day. Abandoning the tree hole, Ji Wuxiu retreated decisively and continued to look for a second place to hide.
After just searching for a long time, any place with a hole suitable for hiding had a strange but warning smell. Ji Wuxiu comforted himself that he could not do anything like occupying a magpie's nest, and left decisively again.
Of course, he firmly refused to admit that it was because he was afraid of facing the creatures in the cave. He was not afraid of fighting or anything like that. He was just afraid that he would not be able to defeat the other party. If he failed to provoke others, he would be beaten instead.
Whether as a human being or as a panda, he can bend and stretch, and resolutely implements the policy of fighting when he can and giving up if he can't.
After the system was silent for a period of time, it finally couldn't help but appear and reminded: [Host, pandas have a talent for climbing trees. 】
Ji Wuxiu also fell silent.
Almost forgot.
The panda seems to have zero combat power, and is clumsy and slow, as if it can't even take a few steps. However, this cannot hide that pandas are a fighting race. If they are really crazy, they will almost not dare to mess with wolves.
More importantly, as a seemingly clumsy panda, it is actually an expert at climbing trees, and its limbs can be as flexible as humans.
Ji Wuxiu raised his head and quickly locked onto a tree.
The tree has a thick trunk and lush branches and leaves. It looks very strong and should be able to bear his weight.
After the assessment, Ji Wuxiu rubbed the bear's paws, straightened his waist, and rolled the panda's unique roundness into fried dough sticks. Finally, Ji Wuxiu did some warm-up exercises.
After the warm-up was completed, Ji Wuxiu let out a slight breath. The lifeless bear's face was solemn. The bear's paws were carefully attached to the tree trunk, and then he showed his claws and clasped the tree trunk tightly, and climbed up with all his strength...
After struggling for a few seconds, the black and white creature began to pant, its lifeless face full of disbelief.
This is impossible!
Other pandas have successfully climbed trees, why can't I?
Ji Wuxiu climbed again, this time using both his legs and feet.
Every muscle in his body was working hard, but he didn't know if it was because he was too fat. Ji Wuxiu fluttered a few times but still couldn't climb up. He kicked his back feet desperately, then slowly slid down and sat on the ground. .
Ji Wuxiu was in disbelief and asked the system in his mind: "Are you sure that the giant panda's tree-climbing skill is activated here?"
In the video, there are so many giant pandas that can climb trees and do somersaults, but why are they useless here?
The system's tone was also a bit disbelieving: [This is impossible...]
Regardless of whether it was possible or not, Ji Wuxiu refused to admit that it was because he was not good enough.
He never gave up easily as a human being.
The same goes for being a panda.
In an instant, the big eyes were blazing with gas, and the black and white creature seemed to roar three times. It dug its nails into the trees desperately, pushed hard with both arms, and suddenly raised its gaze...
Ji Wuxiu didn't have time to be happy, so he continued to climb up with concentration, and finally climbed to the book fork nearly half a meter above the ground. He carefully rode on the tree branch, leaning his chest on the trunk, and tilted his head on the branches and leaves. His face was full of vicissitudes of life and lifeless.
so tired.
Ji Wuxiu shook his arms and little feet that were hanging in the air, fully explaining what it means to be lazy and be cute.
As night fell, the stars twinkled, and a bright moon hung in the middle. However, this bright moon was completely different from the one on the earth, because it turned out to be blood red.
Ji Wuxiu was surprised when he saw it, and quickly typed the system: "System, this is really not the earth anymore."
The system was silent for a few seconds, as if it had thought of something. The cold and calm voice suddenly brought out a hint of hesitation: [Host... are you not sad anymore? 】
Thinking of the host's sad appearance before, the system was still frightened.
Ji Wuxiu was at a loss for three seconds before he realized what the system meant. He fell silent immediately, and then said to the system in his heart: "It's not that I'm not sad, but I can't go back to being sad."
【Ding! Don't worry about this. As a cuteness system, although it is not as fancy as other systems, this system also comes with a time-travel function. As long as your cuteness level reaches the full level, you can return to Earth! 】
Full level?
Ji Wuxiu straightened up quickly, "As long as I work hard to raise my level to the full level, will it be enough?"
The eyes of the black and white creature suddenly released hope, as if the previous depression had been swept away, leaving only high morale.
【right! So host, come on, this system is optimistic about you! 】
Ji Wuxiu's heart immediately relaxed. Although he knew that the so-called full level must be very difficult, at least he had a goal and hope. Even if it was difficult to achieve... it was better than trying without hope.
Have a good night's sleep.
A mist filled the forest, making it almost impossible to see the shadows in the distance.
And hanging on a branch of a tree was a fur ball that seemed to grow on the tree. Its black and white fur made it particularly conspicuous in this green forest.
The giant panda lay prone on a tree branch and slept very sweetly.
Even if he closed his eyes, the dark circles under his eyes made him look like he was not asleep, and his droopy innocent eyes always looked so dejected and lifeless.
When the sun sets in the forest, the mist dissipates, and the cold forest finally becomes active, and all creatures begin a busy day of survival.
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