In Konoha, here are the top ten tragedies in the ninja world

Inventory of scenes

In a tavern in Konoha,

Tsunade and Jiraiya were sitting and talking.

Jiraiya:"I know where the leader of Akatsuki is hiding."

Tsunade stood up excitedly,"What, tell me quickly"

"How can you be so carefree? This isn't a novel you wrote."

"This is a matter of life and death for the village.

Jiraiya waved his hand and motioned Tsunade to sit down.

"Okay, okay, don't be so anxious, take your time."

"You get anxious when it matters most, especially when the stakes are high."

"Isn’t that good, Tsunade, you…you become more beautiful again!"

Tsunade pretended to be angry,"Baka, you idiot, we are brothers, you are not allowed to have such thoughts about me!"

"Tell me the truth, Jiraiya"

"Is the leader of Akatsuki in the Rain Village?"

Jiraiya:"Yes, that's right."

Tsunade:"That's a problem!"

Jiraiya:

"

It is said that it is a very closed village."

"A long time ago, Konoha wanted to hold the Chunin Exam with them, but it was impossible."

"It is said that there will be strict inspections of people entering and leaving, as well as those staying there, and outsiders cannot enter.

Jiraiya:"In that case, I will go and check the situation there."

" To make sure the information is true, I will go there myself."

"Anyway, I will go in and investigate, and the battle plan will be based on the situation."

Tsunade exclaimed

"no!"

" It's too risky for you to go alone?!"

Jiraiya always has a confident look on his face

"I'm one of the three ninjas. Don't you believe in my strength?"

"My ninjutsu skills may not be as good as that of Orochi, but I can do intelligence reconnaissance better than anyone."

"You know, there is no one more suitable than me."

Tsunade picked up the bottle and gulped down a big sip of shochu.

"Uh."

Tsunade lowered her head and stared at the wine bottle.

She looked apologetic,"How could this be?"

"You always have to suffer the consequences."

Jiraiya laughed.

"Haha, what's that expression on your face? I've never seen it before."

"But...it's also very beautiful."

Tsunade:"Baka, you should have been the Hokage, not me."

"If you were Hokage, you would definitely do better than me."

"Hiruzen-sensei has always regarded you as his successor, and the position of Hokage should be yours."

Jiraiya also picked up the bottle in front of him and took a big gulp of wine with hatred.

"No, you did a great job."

"Besides, the teacher misjudged me. I am not the material to be a Hokage. Besides, I like to be free and alone..."

Tsunade took another sip of wine.

"By the way, you have always regretted not stopping Orochimaru, so you have been investigating Orochimaru's every move over the years."

"The Intelligence Department told me that Orochimaru wanted to devour Uchiha Sasuke's body, but was killed by Sasuke instead!"

Jiraiya was silent for a while, his eyes dimmed.

Then, he shook his head.

"There is no need to care about Orochimaru anymore. I can't control what that guy wants to do."

"It is more important to do your own important things than to find him back."

"This way, the sequel to my novel can be published as soon as possible."

Tsunade picked up the wine glass and waved it in front of her eyes.

"I never thought reality was stranger than fiction."

"I didn't expect that Orochimaru died. I'm a little sad."

"When we were young, the three of us practiced ninjutsu with old man Hiruzen. The days were so short."

Gulp!"

Tsunade drank another cup. Jiraiya looked at Tsunade gently and continued.

"Yes, times are changing, and so are we. We have to grow up."

"The former flat-chested Tsunade has now become a busty Hokage"

"But you are now a beautiful old lady in your 50s."

Tsunade:"Jiraiya!"

Jiraiya:"It's okay, it's okay, I was drunk and talking nonsense, don't take it seriously."

"In your heart you miss the dead, including Shengshu, Duan, and the teacher.……"

"But this yearning will become more in the future, that's what ninjas are like"

"Our mission is to be a role model for future generations, and even if we die, we must die honorably."

Tsunade stopped him, saying,"Don't talk nonsense." Jiraiya added ,

"This is the coolness of the elderly."

The next scene is at sunset. Tsunade vomited after drinking, and Jiraiya helped her out of the tavern.

Jiraiya gently patted Tsunade's back.

"You can't drink as much as I do. Don't drink anymore, Tsunade."

"Baka, it was you who asked me to come drink, it's your fault"

……

The two sat on a bench in Konoha.

Jiraiya was leaving soon.

Tsunade was a little sad.

"Can you not go? Come here by yourself!"

"Akatsuki, that organization has ninjas who can fight one against a hundred, and the one who can lead them is"

"How strong can it be! I have no idea. But I don't want you to run to the enemy like a fool and die."

"Don't go, Baka!"

Jiraiya stood up directly

"Okay, didn’t I just tell you this in the pub?"

"Now it's almost time for me to go!"

Jiraiya turned and left.

Tsunade stopped him.

"Jiraiya!"

Hearing the shout, Jiraiya stopped.

Tsunade:"Come back alive."

Jiraiya looked at Tsunade,"If I die, will you cry for me?"

"Just like... when I was dying, but I probably won't be as sad as I was then."

"Haha, I would be very happy just the same!"

Tsunade:"Idiot, big idiot!"

Jiraiya:"Why don't you bet that I will die? You will lose every time you gamble anyway!"

Tsunade:"This?"

"Good!"

Jiraiya laughed.

"Smile, Tsunade"

"If you lose the bet, there will be punishment."

"When I come back alive, I will make an appointment with you..."

Hearing this, the drunk Tsunade's face became even redder.

Jiraiya was frightened and couldn't confess now.

The person he loved couldn't agree, but he was a failure and he was not worthy of such a Tsunade.

She was even more beautiful when she was drunk!

"No, no, I'm just kidding."

"It was just a joke"

"I am very grateful to you, Tsunade.

Jiraiya took out a book from his pocket.

"Just like what I wrote in my book, men become stronger after being dumped."

"I will use these as my materials and inspiration."

Tsunade lowered her voice and asked,"Is being strong what you men pursue? Do men have to be strong?"

Jiraiya:"Yes"

"And happiness belongs to women, not men. A man must do something for the woman he loves.

Tsunade snorted.

"Humph! Why are you trying to be cool?"

"A self-righteous man, like you who has no woman, obviously doesn't even have the qualifications to be dumped."

Jiraiya smiled and touched his head

"Ha ha"

"Yes, that's true."

"I've always been lame and cocky."

……