In Konoha, here are the top ten tragedies in the ninja world

The barrage exploded directly:

——【Jiraiya: When I come back alive, I will date you?!! Am I so brave in the future? ?】

——【Shizune: Master Jiraiya, what kind of lewd words are these?】

——【Sarutobi Hiruzen: Jiraiya didn't get beaten this time, there's something wrong】

——【Yuhi Kurenai: At that time, Tsunade-sama didn't seem angry, but was worried about Jiraiya-sama.】

——【Konohamaru: You succeeded, the lecherous sage】

——【Uzumaki Naruto: It would be nice if the lecherous sage could have a child with this Tsunade grandmother】

——【Hoshigaki Kisame: Just leave a seed, just like Uchiha, they all want to leave descendants】

——【Huangtu: I think we should leave a child for Konoha.】

——【Akagi: Yes, if he has the ability to drink, Jiraiya can also let Tsunade leave a little Jiraiya】

——【Heitu: What on earth are you men thinking about?】

——【Umino Iruka: Master Jiraiya seems to be a lifetime of kindness to Tsunade】

——【Hyuga Hinata: Unfortunately, this bet made at dusk has become forever】

——【Nara Shikamaru: After I leave this time, Master Jiraiya will die.】

——【Tiantian: I feel like Tsunade and Jiraiya are just a couple】

——【Mitarashi Anko: Lady Tsunade did cry for Jiraiya】

——【Yu Gao: Chi, you who don’t even know me yet, will you cry for me?】

——【Xianglin: Tsunade won this bet, but she won once but lost a person.】

——【Namikaze Minato: Teacher wants to say, if I come back, I hope you will marry me, haha!】

——【Uzumaki Kushina: Help, this is the final farewell】

——【Asuma Sarutobi: Can't the two of them get married and then Lord Jiraiya die?】

——【Akimichi Chouji: Before we leave, let's just do something adults like to do as a farewell at dusk.】

——【Tsunade:!!!】

——【Tsunade: If you dare to make fun of me again, I will come back and kill you】

——【Akimichi Choza: I'm sorry, Master Tsunade, please forgive me, it was my son who was rude.】

——【Ebisu: Lord Jiraiya wanted to confess his feelings. But he held back.】

——【Uzumaki Kushina: Minato is very similar to Jiraiya, even in terms of feelings】

——【Samoyed: Tsunade won the bet, but lost miserably】

——【Gamabunta: Tsunade always loses in gambling, the only time she won a bet】

——【Slug: I won the bet this time, but I lost the person I love】

——【Wanshe: This woman is so strange. If you gamble with money, you will lose, but if you gamble with your life, you will win.】

——【Uchiha Mikoto: Tsunade won the only bet she wanted to lose】

——【Shan Zhongfeng: Master Jiraiya is going to be killed】

——【Honglian: So touching, will you cry for me? Then I will be very happy】

——【Hatake Kakashi: Oh my god! Kiss...Isn't it possible to watch"Intimate Paradise"? It will be out of print in the future.】

——【Hatake Sumo: Kakashi! You kid, everyone else is sad, what are you paying attention to! Go find me a wife!】

——【Kakashi Hatake: I understand.】

——【Temari: I don't want Jiraiya to die, Shukaku got into my eyes】

——【Deidara: Wow, Tsunade is so beautiful! She has a great figure!】

——【Kurotsuchi: Deidara-brother!!!】

——【Sarutobi Hiruzen: As I get older, it's easier for monkey demons to get into my eyes】

——【Haruno Sakura: Don't go, she will definitely cry for you】

——【Yamanaka Hiichi: This farewell is forever】

——【Orochimaru: As far as I can remember, Tsunade has only cried for three men.】

——【Yuhi Kurenai: I felt that Tsunade's heart was moved at that moment, but it was a pity that she didn't wait until Jiraiya-sama arrived and said those words to him.】

——【Menghuang: Lady Tsunade is waiting for him to confess his feelings?】

——【Uzuki Yugao: If Jiraiya had tried again at that time, maybe he would have had a chance and waited for his Tsunade.】

——【Gamakichi: Ah, the boss is dead, so we can no longer spy on Tsunade. 】A izakaya on Tansho Street in the

Land of Fire Shizune looked excited,"Tsunade, I think you and Jiraiya-sama are a good match, don't let the regret in the video come true, okay?" Tsunade's voice rose several degrees

"Mute!!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Don’t mention it again."

Jingyin:"But, I saw in the video that you were also attracted to the future."

"The moment Jiraiya-sama said he wanted to date you, you blushed and turned your head away."

"Tsunade-sama, no one knows you better than me, that is the expression of my heartbeat"

Tsunade was immediately furious, what a joke, she just regarded Jiraiya as a buddy.

The relationship between the two was just companions who grew up together, at most,

Jiraiya could act as her sister. But the idea of becoming lovers was too unrealistic!

Jiraiya was a voyeur, a guy who couldn't walk when he saw a beautiful woman.

He said he liked her, but it was just because she was beautiful and had a good figure.

Him?

Humph!

A bastard, a lecherous bastard!

She yelled at Shizune angrily:"Nonsense!"

"Stop making trouble."

"If you keep talking nonsense to me, I will cook and eat your little pig."

Shizune's face turned pale, frightened. According to Tsunade's temper, she could really do it.

You two have to keep playing brother games, but what did her little pig do wrong?

"…"

"Okay, I was wrong, sir."

"I just read it wrong. Tsunade-sama is not attracted to Jiraiya-sama at all."

"It's just a bond between friends, just like brothers."

Tsunade nodded repeatedly after hearing this.

"Yeah"

"Yeah, that's right."

"I don't have any feelings for him at all."

"It's totally impossible."

Shizune:"Tsunade-sama is right."