In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.
Chapter 33 It turns out that you play QQ for Xiao Yanzi
The next morning, Su Zelin got up at dawn.
This abnormal behavior surprised the two elders, because since the end of the day, Su Zelin had to sleep until three o'clock in the morning almost every day before getting up in the sun.
But they soon understood why.
"Mom, Mouse invited me out to play today, why don't you give me more time?"
While eating breakfast, Su Zelin applied with a flattering look.
"I asked you, why did you suddenly get a chicken blood injection, and then you want to go out and fool around again!"
Zhao Lixia hummed.
"Rat is an honest man. It's not like you don't know how I can still fool around with him. We made an appointment to go for an outing by bike. We should exercise more during the holidays, otherwise it will be bad for our health. Mom, what do you think?
Right? Even if you don’t believe me, you still believe the rat!”
Su Zelin was so aggrieved that he cried out for injustice.
A gay friend came to his house to play, and they both knew each other.
"Lu Haoran is an honest man, but it's not up to you to decide what you do when you go out."
Despite Su Zelin's eloquent talk, Zhao Lixia did not believe her son's lies after all: "Okay, if you really go for an outing, bring me a camera and take more photos for me, and then I will give you two more hours of grace!"
”
Su Zelin was stunned when he heard this.
Te Miao’s Tao is as high as one foot, and the devil is as high as one foot. My mother gave me this trick.
If the grace period were only two hours longer, it would be enough to ride to the countryside to take photos to create false evidence and then run back, and you would have to ride until your butt hurts, which is not worth the gain.
The lie was exposed, and Su Zelin could only smile.
"You were born by me, how can I still not understand you? Four hours as promised, four hours, not one minute more!"
Su's mother is very determined.
Su Zelin was helpless.
Even if the rats are laid out, and my mother still isn’t particularly merciful, there’s nothing we can do about it.
To break the foothold limit, the only way is to wait for the stock market to soar and become a large investor worth 100,000 yuan, but the holiday is almost over by then.
Just after breakfast, the phone rang.
Su Zelin ran over and answered the phone. Needless to say, it was Lu Haoran calling.
"Hey, rat, I've eaten. Let's go out now. Let's meet at the appointed place!"
You must not tell your mother about going to the Internet cafe, otherwise she will have to scold herself for leading Lu Haoran into trouble.
"Dad, Mom, I'm out!"
After saying a few words, Su Zelin hung up the phone, rode on the Phoenix horizontal bar, and walked out the door in a hurry.
Soon I arrived at the Xintiandi Internet Cafe in the city center and saw Lu Haoran already waiting outside the door.
Su Zelin parked his bicycle at the door: "Mouse, what are you doing here? Go ahead and find a seat!"
"It's okay, Zelin, I just arrived."
In fact, Lu Haoran had arrived for a while, but he didn’t dare to enter.
Xiaocutie’s personality is exactly the opposite of Su Zelin’s.
Su Zelin is full of yearning for new things, pursues excitement, and is full of curiosity.
Not long after Jiang Lan's first Internet cafe opened, he couldn't help but go there to experience it by himself after hearing about it. He opened it for two hours for the network administrator, and he fiddled with it for a while. After a while, he learned it and fell in love with it.
Surfing is an unparalleled pleasure, and I became the first netizen in my class to take advantage of it.
Lu Haoran's acceptance of new things is completely different from Su Zelin's, and he even has an inexplicable fear.
He didn't even dare to enter the Internet cafe alone without Su Zelin.
"Okay, let's go!"
Su Zelin led his good friends into the Internet cafe with ease.
It's just after seven o'clock now, and the group of people who booked the all-nighter have just left, and there are still quite a lot of empty machines.
Lu Haoran looked around. This was his first time coming to an Internet cafe. In the past, he had mostly passed by the door.
He felt that this place was quite high-end.
"Network management, two machines, four clocks each!"
Su Zelin slapped thirty yuan on the bar.
"Zelin, let me do it, how can you teach me how to surf the Internet and spend money!"
Lu Haoran is a little embarrassed!
"Hey, I'm the same as you and I'm the same as you!"
Of course Su Zelin will not let honest people pay.
After all, he will soon be a millionaire, and Lu Haoran still has to tighten his belt to live.
Lu Haoran didn't stay polite to Su Zelin for too long. He understood his gay friend's temperament. He had always been so generous and generous, and he also took good care of himself when he was in school.
However, he made up his mind that as long as Su Zelin had any use for him in the future, he would do his best.
"Network administrator, get us two machines at the far end of the wall!"
Su Zelin warned again.
"Okay!"
The network administrator girl’s eyes are a little strange.
Having worked in an Internet cafe for so long, she naturally understands the thoughts of those customers who designate corner machines.
But the honest man is puzzled: "Zelin, why do we need the cameras in the wall? There are many cameras here, and there is more light."
"You don't understand. I'll show you something good later. It's more convenient over there!"
Su Zelin smiled mysteriously.
"Uh, what?"
Lu Haoran became a little interested.
They say everything is available online, so it must be very interesting.
"Don't worry, you will know soon!"
Su Zelin chuckled.
The network administrator girl was speechless.
This handsome guy looks pretty good, but why is he so dirty? He even said this in front of me without any scruples at all.
"No. 25, 26!"
At this time, the opportunity was ready, and she threw the two network cards on the bar angrily.
Su Zelin didn't bother to pay attention to her attitude, put his arm on Lu Haoran's shoulder and left, finding two machines according to the numbers in the Internet cafe.
"Well, this is the power button. Just press it. If you see that the light next to it is gone, it means that the chassis is running. Now we turn on the monitor, which is similar to the power switch of the TV..."
Su Zelin demonstrated in person, while Lu Haoran studied seriously.
"To exit this login interface, just use the keyboard to enter the account and password on the network card. Here is the English alphabet area and over there is the small numeric keyboard. If you make a mistake, just press the delete key..."
Just like many people who are surfing the Internet for the first time, they enter their login account and password when browsing. Lu Haoran spent a long time looking for it on the keyboard and entered it incorrectly several times before successfully entering the Windows 98 system.
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At this time, the honest man was already sweating profusely, and said to himself that surfing the Internet is so difficult, but fortunately Zelin is here, otherwise he would not know what to do.
"This is a browser, used for surfing the Internet. You can watch news, watch TV shows, visit forums... Open this website navigation, and you can enter the websites inside with one click of the mouse."
Su Zelin continued to teach patiently until Lu Haoran could browse the web casually. Many novices had just started.
Have I learned how to surf the Internet?
The honest man was a little excited and kept clicking, picking out a lot of web pages.
He stared at the screen intently, thinking that it was just as the legend said, there really was everything online!
"I'll play by myself first, and then I'll apply for QQ for you!"
Su Zelin quickly opened Penguin's homepage, found the application area, filled in the information, and Lu Haoran's QQ number was issued, with 7 digits.
At this time, you can apply for QQ at will, and there is no limit every day. Su Zelin applied for seven or eight in one breath, and then picked a number that was easier to remember and did not have a 4.
"Okay, Mouse, this will be your QQ from now on, the password is lhr!"
Su Zelin pointed to the string of numbers on the screen.
I, Lu Haoran, also owns QQ!
Now I will never be OUT again!
The little cutie thought excitedly.
He quickly took out the paper and pen he had prepared and carefully copied down the number, checking it several times for fear of making a mistake.
Under Su Zelin's step-by-step guidance, he logged in to QQ and first filled in the information. Although Su Zelin told him that he didn't need to be more serious and just fill it in casually, the honest man still wrote down the region, birthday, blood type and so on truthfully. <
/p>
If Su Zelin hadn't stopped him, he would have even used his real name on the internet.
In the end, I dropped my surname and called it Haoran.
When choosing a profile picture, Lu Haoran chose the naive nerd wearing glasses.
Su Zelin quickly made a suggestion: "Mouse, are you sure you want to use this avatar? Others may know that you are an honest person at a glance?"
"Is it bad to be sincere?"
Lu Haoran scratched his head.
"You're so sincere, who cares about the Internet? The person you're chatting with might be a dog!"
Su Zelin rolled his eyes.
"How is it possible, Zelin, how can a dog know how to surf the Internet?"
Lu Haoran was shocked.
"I'm just giving an example. It means that others don't know what you are like in real life, so you can try your best to beautify yourself and choose a more handsome avatar to attract girls. For example, I am a cool person with sunglasses. Do you understand?"
/p>
Su Zelin hated that iron could not become steel, so he taught him step by step.
"Zelin, I have no intention of dating girls. I applied for QQ just to keep in touch with my friends and classmates."
Lu Haoran said embarrassedly.
"Well, you missed the greatest fun of playing QQ!"
Su Zelin relaxed his shoulders and gave up without forcing himself.
My own tactics won't work on an honest man. Even if I give him a bunch of girls' QQ, I won't be able to chat with him.
I soon added my first friend, and it goes without saying that it was Su Zelin.
"Zelin, um, I heard that Xiaoyanzi also has QQ, can you help me add her?"
After a while, Lu Haoran made a coy request.
"Haha, it turns out that you play QQ mainly for Xiaoyanzi?"
Su Zelin smiled half-heartedly, as if he had seen through the inner thoughts of his good friend.
"No, no more. They are all friends. Let's chat by the way, otherwise I wouldn't know who to chat with."
The honest man hesitated and his face turned a little red.
"Why are you so shy? Little Yanzi is quite good. He is a youngster and has a promising future!"
Su Zelin gave a thumbs up. This time, the gay friend finally got on the right track, and it was not in vain that he had been trying to match him up for so long.
I found Xiao Yanzi’s number among the group of female friends. He had added her to it a long time ago and chatted with her several times. However, Xiao Yanzi was not online much, so her avatar was also grey.
Add Xiaoyanzi to apply as a friend. It can be seen that she is also a very serious girl online. She does not like to be teased by strange male netizens, otherwise she will choose to avoid verification.
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