In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

"OK, you have submitted your friend application. When Xiaoyanzi comes online, you will be approved."

He quickly sent out a friend request for Xiao Yanzi for Lu Haoran, and Su Zelin continued chatting with the group of female netizens.

The honest people next to me saw it with their eyes widened.

Can we still talk like this? Aren’t these women all friends of Zelin’s online? Why do they feel like they are his mates?

Surfing the Internet is actually quite simple, you can do it with just a few clicks of the mouse. The more advanced thing is chatting, because you need to use a keyboard to type.

Just like the non-mainstream girl Su Zelin saw in the Internet cafe that day, Lu Haoran stared at the keyboard with his eyes wide open, stretched out his left and right index fingers to slowly poke at the letters, and couldn't type a complete sentence for a long time. Fortunately, Su Zelin taught him

Use the first letter of Pinyin to type common phrases, otherwise it will be even slower.

As for blind typing like Kato Lin with ten fingers like the wind, Lu Haoran didn't even dare to think about it.

After chatting with a female netizen for more than half an hour, Su Zelin became a little tired.

Seeing that Lu Haoran was still struggling to learn typing next to him, he lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Mouse, stop playing now, let me show you something good that you have never seen before!"

He typed in the browser

When the web page opened, Lu Haoran just glanced at it and immediately blushed.

This is actually available online, which is really eye-opening!

"Zelin, isn't this bad?"

The honest man looked around nervously, as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of being discovered.

"Mouse, one's view of one thing depends on one's attitude. For example, if I have an attitude of observing and learning, that is pure. This is the same as 'meat and wine pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will remain in the heart'. Do you understand?"

Su Zelin spoke with sincerity and sincerity.

Zelin's words seemed reasonable, but I always felt that something was wrong.

The little cutie didn't know how to refute, but he was convinced by Su Zelin.

After all, we are young people and we are always a little curious.

Okay, I'll watch and learn from it too.

Lu Haoran thought so.

When watching a foreign language film, the little cutie finally understood why Qin Shiqing and Xiao Yanzi reacted violently and looked contemptuous when they mentioned this. It turned out that she was stupid and naive!

Looking at the pictures on the computer screen, the honest man was stunned and at the same time a little ashamed of himself.

Su Zelin expressed his understanding and patted Lu Haoran on the shoulder to comfort him.

"Mouse, don't feel inferior. It's mainly due to the inherent differences in human race. Considering my status as a bully in public restrooms, I have to lament that I am inferior to others. It's normal!"

"..."

The two of them were watching and learning when a knock came from the earphones saying that their friend had come online, but it came from Lu Haoran’s phone.

There are more people in the friend list, but Xiao Yanzi is online.

Her nickname is "Little Swallow", which is the avatar of a girl with short hair who is a fan. It is quite similar to her short bob hair, but the hair color is different.

Lu Haoran suddenly became nervous: "Little Yanzi is here, Zelin, how should I talk to her?"

Su Zelin didn't even think about it: "Well, just say 'Wow, great, catch a little cutie alive!'"

Lu Haoran: "???"

Su Zelin: "No, let's change it. Otherwise, let's say, 'As soon as you came online, my heart started pounding. Did you hear it?'"

Lu Haoran: "???"

Su Zelin: "Isn't that enough? Well, let's put it more conservatively, 'I finally see you. I'm so excited that I can't calm down for a long time!'"

Lu Haoran: "..."

When the two of them were discussing how to start the conversation, the other party sent a message first.

Xiao Yanzi: "Hey, Lu Haoran, have you learned how to surf the Internet too?"

Probably realizing that Su Zelin was unreliable, the honest man decided to be self-reliant.

Haoran: "Yes."

These are the sets of initial-letter spellings he just learned, and he can type them quite quickly.

Xiao Yanzi: "Not bad, I have kept up with the trend!"

Haoran: "Haha!"

Xiao Yanzi: "Speaking of which, we haven't seen each other since the dinner party."

Haoran: "Oh!"

No reply from the other party.

Lu Haoran was a little confused: "Why doesn't Xiao Yanzi reply to my message? Is she busy?"

Su Zelin rolled his eyes: "It's not that she is busy, but that you are too stupid!"

"Mouse, do you know the hundred tips that are the easiest to chat to death? Among them, 'Oh', 'Yes', and 'Haha' are all among them, and they are still ranked at the top!"

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Lu Haoran was dumbfounded: "What should we do?"

If I am so boring, will Xiao Yanzi not want to chat with me in the future?

"Let me come and you go away!"

Su Zelin pushed him away and typed the next sentence.

Haoran: "Little Yanzi, I like you!"

The thing happened so suddenly that before Lu Haoran could stop it, Su Zelin pressed Enter to send it.

"Halo, Zelin, how could you send such a message? Little Yanzi will misunderstand it!"

The honest man is very anxious.

"Okay, let me clarify!"

Su Zelin typed another line.

Haoran: "Wrong word, little Yanzi, I don't like you."

Just when he was about to press Enter, Lu Haoran finally responded quickly enough: "Zelin, don't, don't say it!"

Su Zelin smiled and said: "Don't you want to clarify?"

"Khan, I want to clarify, but not like this."

Lu Haoran almost burst into tears.

Maybe Xiao Yanzi would ignore him in anger, and wouldn't even want to meet in person, let alone chatting online.

At this time, Tang Yan's profile picture started to beat again.

Little Yanzi: "Su Zelin, it's you!"

Obviously, Lu Haoran would never say such things to himself.

Moreover, the little cutie has just learned to surf the Internet, so how could he type a whole sentence so fast?

Then the truth points to one person, Su Zelin sitting next to the honest man, who is acting as a substitute.

On the day when the graduation photos were taken, Lu Haoran once said that he asked Su Zelin to teach him how to surf the Internet and apply for QQ.

Haoran: "It's not me!"

Little Yanzi: "Tsk, if it weren't for you Su Zelin, my name, Tang Yan, would have been written upside down!"

Haoran: "It's boring to be found out, okay, you can continue chatting, I'm out of the way!"

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Su Zelin gave up his seat.

Lu Haoran finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Xiao Yanzi is aware of everything and there is no misunderstanding, otherwise it would be terrible.

At the same time, he is also quite envious of his good gay friends.

As expected of Zelin, he talks so tactfully with others and always feels more interesting than himself.

Haoran: "I'm coming!"

Xiao Yanzi: "Lu Haoran, tell me honestly, did Su Zelin lead you to do any bad things?"

Lu Haoran was a little panicked. Su Zelin showed him something new just now. Although he had an attitude of observing and learning, it was not very good after all.

Honest people can no longer be honest.

Lu Haoran found the two letters "my" on the keyboard, typed "no", and was about to send it out, when Su Zelin said from the side: "Congratulations, Mouse, you have learned a hundred tricks to chat to death.

One."

Lu Haoran almost clicked the mouse to send it, then took it back again.

Zelin is right, such a reply is too boring.

"Zelin, how do I get back to Xiaoyanzi? Tell me some tricks."

"Well, it's actually very simple. The secret can be summed up in one word - long!"

"Long?"

"Yes, it must be long!"

Lu Haoran understood this time.

Su Zelin's implication is to type more, not just one, two or three words.

But it does make sense.

So Lu Haoran added two more sentences.

Haoran: "No! No way! How is it possible!"

They are the most commonly used letters to spell phrases, but it still took him a minute to type them slowly.

Xiao Yanzi: "The reaction is so big, it seems I guessed it right, Lu Haoran, I thought you were quite honest. Ha, man!"

Lu Haoran was completely panicked.

"Zelin, what should we do? Little Yanzi knows!"

Su Ze and Lin Xin said that if I ask you to type more, you will give others three consecutive denials. Doesn’t this mean that there is no silver in this place?

It’s really rotten wood that cannot be carved!

Su Zelin also has a headache when meeting such an honest person.

It seems that I have to take the blame personally.

Su Zelin opened Xiaoyanzi's dialog box.

He is very handsome at one year old: "It's none of Mouse's business. I want to educate him about science. I can't let him go astray in the future, right? I asked you to teach Mouse yourself but you don't want to. What can I do [laughter]"<

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Xiao Yanzi: "Asshole, go to hell [Chop Knife]"

He is very handsome at one year old: "In short, the whole thing is like this, so be it, I'm hiding!"

Su Zelin didn’t want to spend more time with her.

There is nothing to talk about with Xiao Yanzi. If you have such leisure, you might as well talk about life and ideals with female netizens.

Xiao Yanzi: "Wait a minute, Shiqing is here with me. She also applied for QQ just now and said she wanted to add you!"

Uh, Qin Shiqing has applied for QQ...

Su Zelin suddenly remembered that Qin Shiqing indeed started to learn to surf the Internet during the summer after graduation.

The little cutie collapsed when she saw this sentence.

Shi Qing is actually here, now I am completely ruined!

She is very handsome at one year old: "She and I look up and down all day long. If we have something to say, we can just talk at home. Is there anything interesting to talk about on QQ!"

Xiao Yanzi: "Now you can see each other all day long, but Shiqing will go to Yanjing in September. Add QQ to keep in touch. I will help her add you as a friend. Please pass the verification!"

After a while, a system message popped up. This was a new friend with the nickname "Sunny".

Su Zelin is naturally no stranger to it.

In her previous life, Qin Shiqing’s online name hadn’t been changed for more than ten years, and we could see the difference between her personality and Su Zelin’s.

The bastard must have changed at least twenty online names.

"Handsome at the age of one", "Chasing the coquettish years", "It's fun to be skinny", "Quiet handsome man", "Driving a Ferrari with one hand"...etc., in short, they are very coquettish, not serious at all.

It wasn't until Su Zelin established a company that it was normal to have a QQ name for social purposes - Mr. Su of XX Company.

It’s still full of taste. At this time, he doesn’t need to borrow a more playful online name to attract the attention of girls. This most serious online name is the most lethal. Coupled with a custom avatar of driving a Ferrari with one hand, it’s not too much.

Girls take the initiative to add friends.

Su Zelin hesitated for a moment, but still passed the verification. There seemed to be no excuse for rejection.

Xiao Yanzi: "Alright, Su Zelin, I'll leave the task of Shiqing Xueqing to you. You guys can chat slowly!"

Very handsome at one year old: "Oh!"

When she clicked on Qingtian's dialog box, Qin Shiqing used the avatar of a girl with maroon hair and a calm demeanor. It is also the most frequently recommended avatar for young girls.

He is very handsome at one year old: "What are you doing?"

It took a while before I got a reply.

Qingtian: "I'm chatting with you, what else can I do [roll eyes]"

Although Qin Shiqing is also conservative in her thinking, she is very smart and her ability to accept new things is faster than an honest person. Just after watching Xiao Yanzi chat with Su Zelin for a few words, she knows how to use QQ emoticons to express emotions.

Very handsome at one year old: "Oh!"

Another minute later.

Qingtian: "How long have you and Mouse been here?"

Very handsome at one year old: "Just arrived!"

……

After chatting for a few words, Lu Haoran on the side was puzzled.

"Zelin, didn't you say that if you chat and type for a long time, you won't chat to death? How come you and Qin Shiqing only chat with two or three words?"

"Too familiar, nothing to talk about!"

The bastard stretched his shoulders.

Of course, you can't treat Qin Shiqing in a flirtatious manner.

In his previous life, he and Qin Shiqing were in different schools after going to college. They mainly communicated through QQ, relying on this tool to maintain their relationship. Later, they even became friends with their childhood sweethearts. Of course, they can't make the same mistake again now.

Soon Tang Yan on the other side couldn't stand it either.

Xiao Yanzi: "Is there anyone like you who can teach Shiqing how to talk? Others, even a novice, can talk more than you. Su Zelin, where did your sharp tongue go?"

Su Zelinxin said that if the chat partner is a female netizen, I can lick it hard with my strong tongue, but Qin Shiqing can't lick it casually, otherwise something will happen if I'm not careful.

He is very handsome at one year old: "My dear daughter, what are you talking about? Dad, I am very introverted and reserved online, okay?"

Xiao Yanzi: "Su Zelin is an introverted and reserved person, bah!"

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