In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

Three days later, Xintiandi Internet Cafe.

"Zelin, what are you doing?"

Lu Haoran looked at the three Jianya big white pears in front of him in a daze.

Today he made an appointment with Su Zelin to go online again. As soon as he arrived at the Internet cafe, Su Zelin insisted on paying to help him turn on the computer, and even bought three large white pears at once, which made the honest man stunned.

"It's hot here, and the computer radiates a lot, so you need to drink more water!"

Su Zelin explained casually.

"But I'm not thirsty. I just drank a large glass of water from home."

Lu Haoran scratched his head.

"It's okay, just drink it slowly. Anyway, I bought it and the lid is open, so I can't return it!"

Su Zelin raised his shoulders.

"Oh!"

Lu Haoran could only accept it, but after all, he felt a little strange in his heart.

I don’t know if it’s my misunderstanding, but I always feel that Zelin has done something wrong and wants to make up for it.

Maybe it was because he took me to watch something like that a few days ago and was discovered by Xiao Yanzi, so he felt bad about it, but Zelin doesn’t like to apologize, so he expressed his apology in this way.

It's a pity that honest people misunderstood.

Su Zelin just used his gay friend as a shield to reject Huang Panpan a few days ago. He felt bad about it, so he invited him to drink three big white pears in a row.

As for popularizing science to Lu Haoran with an attitude of observing and learning, Su Zelin did not feel guilty at all. Instead, he thought that he had done a good thing and saved a young man who might go astray in the future.

He quickly logged into the Windows 98 interface. After the last training, Lu Haoran has now learned basic Internet operations. Surfing the waves and chatting on QQ is no longer a problem. No further teaching is needed, so Su Zelin just plays by himself.<

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Put on your big headphones, turn on Winamp, and play "I'm the One You Don't Love", one of the most popular songs of the year.

……

The phone rang in the dark night

I guess it’s you who didn’t sleep

Maybe it breaks your heart

Maybe you doubt its sentiment

This once separated us

Too much love gathered in a moment of passion

Too many people let go and are willful in the moment

Who really knows themselves?

Who has really asked themselves?

What kind of person do I need to talk to?

together

I am the person you don’t love

Still single

Staying at the door of love for a long time

Why do you come to knock on the door of my uneasy heart?

……

The characteristic almost hysterical roar of Dick Cowboy's hoarse voice came to his ears. Su Zelin lit a Liqun, blew out a smoke ring leisurely, opened the browser at the same time, and downloaded the Great Wisdom, which is what he must do every day.

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In fact, there was already online stock trading software in China in the 1990s. It was first introduced from Third Brother’s, called Analyst, and was later acquired by Great Wisdom.

In addition, there are Qianlong, Feihu, Zongtongda, etc.

In the beginning, you could just read the market, but in the late 1990s, you could trade online, but the monthly fee was 60 yuan, which was not cheap at this time. Many people didn’t even know how to play with computers, so they still went directly to the trading floor.

If there are more, you can also order by phone.

Of course, a person like Su Zelin who has come back from the dead will not use the OUT-of-the-line method of stock trading through phone calls. He must be at the forefront of the times.

The system of Internet cafe users will be restored every time they log off, so this software must be downloaded every day.

It will take a while to download, install and log in.

Then, Su Zelin's eyes lit up.

Buying Shenghai Meilin, which has been quiet these days, is making some noise!

After the market opened today, this stock suddenly soared.

Su Zelin calculated the date and it was already the 22nd in late July.

Hehehe, it’s begun!

I have taken the first solid step towards becoming a wealthy owner worth 100,000 yuan!

Su Zelin was in a good mood and couldn't help but whistle.

Lu Haoran on the side looked sideways. The honest man glanced at the screen and asked curiously: "Zelin, what are you playing? Why are there so many curves of different colors and pretty things? What kind of game is this?"
The most people in the Internet cafe are gamers. If my deskmate is so avant-garde, he will definitely play games.

"Yes, it's a game, a wealth game. It's quite exciting, hehe!"

Su Zelin smiled and didn't explain much.

Lu Haoran is afraid that he doesn’t even understand anything about stocks, and his explanations will be useless.

"Why is your game so boring? I can't understand it at all!"

The little cutie is confused.

Others play games with people, tanks, planes, cannons, or even playing cards, but Su Zelin is different.

"This is a high-end game that ordinary people won't play."

Su Zelin filled the cup and said.

"Oh, that's it!"

The honest man looked at it for a while, but couldn't figure out the reason, so he turned his attention back to his machine.

Looking at the profile picture of the girl with purple short hair on the friend interface, he felt a little worried.

I hope that Xiao Yanzi will come online, but I am also worried that she will mention the embarrassing incident last time.

When Lu Haoran was thinking this.

"Tuk tuk tuk..."

A knock on the door sounded, and then the avatar of a girl with purple short hair lit up.

If you really say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here.

"Zelin, Xiaoyanzi is online!"

Lu Haoran became nervous.

"Just go online when you are online. Can she still crawl over the network cable and eat you?"

Su Zelin paid attention to the market trend on the screen and responded casually.

"I made her angry last time, how should we talk this time?"

Lu Haoran asked.

"Last time?"

It took a few seconds for Su Zelin to remember.

Lu Haoran is talking about the necessary knowledge for popularizing science.

If his friend hadn't mentioned it, he wouldn't have saved it.

"Hey, Mouse, it's been a year and a half. I'm afraid the little swallow has forgotten it a long time ago. Why are you so worried?"

Su Zelin smiled.

"It's not that easy. Xiao Yanzi must hate me. You see, she didn't even send me a message!"

Lu Haoran was uneasy.

"Maybe someone else is surfing, or playing chess and cards, and is not free at the moment. Not everyone likes to chat on QQ when they are online. Besides, it's not like you didn't send her a message?"

Su Zelin rolled his eyes and said to himself that you really like to think wildly.

"No matter what, I think I still need to apologize to Xiao Yanzi!"

Lu Haoran made up his mind.

"No, you must not!"

Su Zelin quickly stopped him.

"This kind of thing just gets darker and darker. Maybe Xiao Yanzi has almost forgotten it by now. If you don't pick up the pot, wouldn't you be giving her a chance to get angry!"

"Then what should I do?"

Lu Haoran has no master.

Su Zelin said to her heart that with my methods, Su, if I don’t make her happy within two minutes, I will lose!

However, this is not the way to help Mouse, because Xiao Yanzi can see at a glance that he cannot be so angry, and instead seeks out a gunman, which may backfire.

He pondered for a moment: "Well, in short, you must not mention this matter, never mention it. Otherwise, you can just ask her out to drink milk tea. In fact, it is equivalent to an apology!"

"Should I date Xiao Yanzi?"

Lu Haoran stammered: "Zelin, is this okay? Will she misunderstand it?"

"Isn't it normal for friends to drink milk tea? What's the misunderstanding?"

Su Zelin curled his lips.

"Khan, that's okay, I'll make an appointment, but Zelin, you have to go with me!"

Let Lu Haoran date Tang Yan alone, and he wouldn't have the guts to kill him.

Su Zelin was a little dizzy, he didn't want to be a light bulb.

He criticized sincerely: "Mouse, you don't even have the courage to ask a female classmate for milk tea. How will you find a girlfriend in college in the future? You can't always rely on others like this, you have to toughen yourself!"

"Next time, let's talk next time. You are also a party this time, so you have to accompany me."

Lu Haoran found a reason.

Su Zelin said in his heart that I am not a bad client, why don't I just watch and learn from it, it makes me look like I have done something harmful to nature.

"By the way, let's call Qin Shiqing. If Xiao Yanzi is a girl, she might not be willing."

Lu Haoran added another sentence.

"Okay, okay, whatever you say will be fine!"

Su Zelin said impatiently.

"How about we make a date now?"

Being discovered by Xiao Yanzi and his deskmate watching bad things in the Internet cafe became a thorn in Lu Haoran's heart. He wanted to solve the problem as soon as possible.

"Mouse, you are stupid!"

Su Zelin ruthlessly rejected his proposal: "Xiao Yanzi has just come online and is in high spirits. It's not easy for your date to be rejected. You have to wait until she is about to get off the plane before mentioning it. At that time, she has nothing to do and is bored.

, the chances of agreeing to you are high!"

"Yes, yes, Zelin, you have thought carefully!"

Lu Haoran admired him very much.

Interpersonal relationships are a big subject, and I am far behind my good friends in this area. I need to learn more.

Su Zelin added: "I've met Xiao Yanzi a few times on the Internet. She usually only goes up for an hour and then leaves, so you count the time and just make an appointment with her in fifty minutes from now on."

"That makes sense!"

Lu Haoran immediately asked the network administrator to borrow a pen and a small piece of paper and wrote down the current time. Su Zelin was speechless.

Later, under his guidance, Lu Haoran and Tang Yan chatted word by word.

However, it took Xiaoyanzi a long time to reply.

Su Zelin could tell that she was not busy, but was deliberately neglecting Lu Haoran.

He was puzzled.

People like me have long been labeled as bad students. Others think it's normal to watch an educational film or something, and no one will trust it.

If you accidentally do something good, you can even get all kinds of praise from others.

On the contrary, for an honest person like Lu Haoran, if he does something a little outrageous, it won't even be considered a bad deed. It will be as if it is a heinous crime and he will look at you in a strange way.

So, it’s better to be a scumbag!

So Su Zelin decided on the spot that he would continue to be a scumbag for the next fifty years.

Lu Haoran was restless, suffering every minute. After finally waiting for fifty minutes, perhaps because he felt Xiao Yanzi's indifference, the courage he mustered up disappeared again.

"Ze, Zelin, why don't you make an appointment for me? You are better at talking. If I ask Xiao Yanzi out, she will definitely refuse!"

"Mouse, what's the matter with you holding it in for a long time and getting impotent at the critical moment?"

Su Zelin was angry that he would not fight.

"You make an appointment this time, next time, I'll come again next time."

Lu Haoran laughed dryly.

"Next time, next time, there are so many next times, if you wait for the next time, it will be a waste of time to pick up girls!"

Su Zelin shook his head and was inspired to write a limerick.