In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

Lu Haoran lowered his head and said nothing, but it seemed that he did not dare to make an appointment.

If you wait any longer, Xiaoyanzi will have to go offline, so Su Zelin can only take action personally.

Open Tang Yan's QQ dialog box.

He is very handsome at one year old: "Little Yanzi, it's so hot today, please invite me to drink milk tea [lick your tongue]"

Lu Haoran was stunned for a while.

Can it be so direct?

There’s no need for a prelude, just get straight to the point.

He couldn't help but ask: "Zelin, shouldn't we say hello to her first? And we were planning to treat her to milk tea, so why did she treat us instead?"

"What do you know?"

Su Zelin hummed: "Mouse, let me tell you, the more you chat with your friends, the less meaningless nonsense you need!"

"Such as 'Hi', 'Are you there?' etc., will only increase the distance!"

"As for why we asked her to invite her, it's called striking first. If I suddenly said this, Xiao Yanzi would definitely not be happy. Then we invited her in reverse, and she would naturally be very happy and couldn't refuse!"<

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As soon as he finished speaking, the purple short-haired avatar moved.

Little Yanzi: "Why should I treat you to milk tea when the weather is hot [glare]"

Lu Haoran’s capital letters.

I was chatting with Xiao Yanzi just now, but she didn’t reply for a long time.

It is indeed a technical problem, the posture is wrong!

If you switch to Zelin, everything is under control.

He is very handsome at one year old: "Just because we are friends, is it difficult to invite a friend to drink milk tea? Do you not regard me as a friend? Could it be that our three-year deep friendship is not as good as a small cup of milk tea?"
Three questions about the soul, Su Zelin is right.

Take a woman's path and leave women with nowhere to go.

Little Yanzi: "Bah, don't be so tough on me, why don't I treat you to soda for a week?"

He is very handsome at one year old: "You lost the bet, it doesn't count!"

Xiao Yanzi: "Anyway, I've already invited you. Now if I want to drink milk tea, you have to invite me. Besides, you're a boy [knock on your head]"

He is very handsome at one year old: "What's wrong with boys? Do boys have to suffer disadvantages by nature? I'm so angry! Don't you always say that men and women are equal? ​​How come it's not equal!"

Tang Yan has a slight tendency to box, but it's okay and her skills are not very deep.

Moreover, boxing is useless against Su Zelin, the bastard knows counter-routines too well.

Xiao Yanzi: "I don't care, anyway, it's your turn this time!"

No matter how loud Tang Yan was, she would still have to give in to Su Zelin's sharp tongue. She couldn't help but acted rudely.

"In short", "I don't care" and "anyway" are all common phrases used by women to make trouble unreasonably, and Xiaoyanzi understands the essence.

It's a pity that she didn't realize that she had fallen into the gangster's trap and was led by the other party.

He is very handsome at one year old: "You women just like to talk what you mean. Next time, don't talk to me about nonsense about gender equality, otherwise I will worry about you! Alas, after all, it is my brother who has shouldered everything by himself, so I will reluctantly ask you this time

Let’s have a drink and wait while I’m free today. Don’t wait until the expiry date!”

Little Yanzi: "Yeah, it's your turn to invite [Scissorhands]"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Mouse and I, you can call me a companion, please agree first, only girls [laughter]"

Xiao Yanzi: "It sounds like I can ask a boy to drink milk tea with you. Wait a minute, I'll borrow a phone from the network administrator and ask if Shiqing is free!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "Hurry up, brother, time is very precious!"

Xiao Yanzi: "Yes, I know you, Su Dada, have a lot of things to do every day!"

Not much time has passed.

Little Yanzi: "Shiqing is at home, I said yes!"

He is very handsome at one year old: "OK, let's just say it happily, I'm here, see you, ice beauty!"

After ending the conversation with Xiao Yanzi, Su Zelin blew out a smoke ring, hiding his merit and fame.

"Mouse, have you learned?"

"Learned!"

Lu Haoran gave a thumbs up.

Originally, dating a girl, especially an angry girl, was quite a passive thing, but my good friend took the initiative.

Little Yanzi didn't realize that she had been tricked at all, and she was still happy, feeling that she had taken advantage.

This posture is so high, as high as several floors!

How about I make the same appointment next time?

Well, forget it, after all, I am not Zelin.

……

Ice Beauty, a long-established ice drink shop in Jianglan City.

"Remember, Mouse, remember not to mention that incident later, and don't show any regrets. In short, you should have a drink, talk, and act as if nothing happened. The most you can do is be attentive and help.

Just go get the milk tea, everyone will have a good time, and the unpleasant things will be over naturally!"

Su Zelin followed the instructions to prevent Lu Haoran from causing trouble.

"Then when I leave, I will trick you into paying the bill..."

When he said this, Lu Haoran was puzzled.

"Uh, Zelin, why are you trying to deceive me? I was planning to pay the bill!"

"Mouse, you are so stupid. I am pretending to deceive you. I originally invited you to pay, but now you pay the bill. Little Yanzi will definitely look down on it and speak for you, but you insist on paying the bill. In this way, it is transferred

Contradictory, your great and upright image has also been established."

Su Zelin explained patiently.

The honest man suddenly said: "So that's the case, but if you become a bad person, wouldn't Little Swallow be angry with you?"

"It's okay. I'm a bad person to begin with. It doesn't matter. What's more, I rarely make Xiao Yanzi angry. In the end, we're still not good friends?"

Su Zelin smiled.

Lu Haoran thought to himself, Su Zelin was often angry with Xiao Yanzi, but it passed after a while.

"No matter what, Zelin, I really feel wronged to you."

"Hey, why are you talking about this? Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers and sisters. How can I, Su, value friends over sex? I have so little righteousness!"

These words moved the little cutie very much.

Although Zelin is a little confused, he really has nothing to say to his friends.

"They're coming, Mouse, remember to act accordingly!"

Sure enough, Qin Shiqing and Tang Yan walked into the ice drink shop talking and laughing.

Little Yanzi had to wait for her sister, which took some time.

"Shiqing, little Yanzi, you are here!"

Lu Haoran quickly took the initiative to say hello.

The smile on Xiao Yanzi's face suddenly cooled down, she didn't answer, and turned her head to one side.

Qin Shiqing was keenly aware of her emotional changes and couldn't help but feel a little strange.

Has Lu Haoran annoyed Xiao Yanzi?

He shouldn't have such a good temper!

Su Zelin often does this, but since Xiao Yanzi agreed to come out for milk tea and it was Zelin who made the appointment, it means there is no problem between them.

After thinking about it for a while, I understood the reason.

If there is no surprise, it should be due to the fact that my childhood sweetheart gave Lu Haoran popular science.

Qin Shiqing didn't think it was a big deal. Ever since she helped Su's mother do the house cleaning, cleaned Su Zelin's house, and dug out several colorful VCD discs from under this boy's bed, she has become very tolerant of this kind of thing.

So Qin Shiqing just smiled and said: "I'm sorry, you guys have been waiting for a long time."

"It's okay, we..."

"We only waited less than twenty minutes."

Su Zelin interrupted Lu Haoran and rushed to say.

Uh, didn’t we just arrive?

The honest man is puzzled again.

My gay friend claimed that Xiaoyanzi would definitely wait for Qin Shiqing, but he couldn’t come so quickly, so he spent another ten minutes on the Internet, and after urging him several times, he got off the plane and entered the ice drink shop. His buttocks were not even hot yet.

It took less than five minutes to get up.

"You guys are really good. You got off the plane and came here right away before we agreed. You have to be a big deal to invite a friend for a cup of milk tea, right?"

Su Zelin slapped the table.

It’s still the same thing as being anti-customer.

As long as a woman feels guilty, she will naturally be embarrassed to be angry.

As for them waiting for three minutes.

Three minutes is indeed less than twenty minutes!

There’s nothing wrong with that!

"I'm so sorry, little Yanzi was just waiting for me, so I came so late!"

Qin Shiqing took the initiative to take over the responsibility.

"Su Zelin, Shi Qing came from home, and she can't fly. You are boys. What's wrong with waiting a little longer? You're so stingy!"

While explaining, Xiao Yanzi's stern face became obviously more relaxed.

Su Zelin said nothing.

I’ve pretended to be a bad person so far, now it’s time to show off with a white face.

"Zelin, I didn't mean it on purpose. Everything happened for a reason. Besides, what Xiao Yanzi said makes sense. We are boys, so it doesn't matter if we wait a little longer?"

Lu Haoran smoothes things over.

"Okay, okay, since the mice said so, then I will forgive you!"

Su Zelin waved generously.

After comparing the two, Xiao Yanzi immediately felt that Lu Haoran was more pleasing to the eye.

"Look what you want to drink, ladies first."

Lu Haoran followed the instructions of Su Zelin, a dog-headed military advisor, and handed the drink orders to the two girls.

"Milk tea, vanilla!"

"I want chocolate flavor!"

Qin Shiqing and Tang Yan made a decision quickly.

It turns out that Little Yanzi likes chocolate milk tea.

Lu Haoran secretly remembered it in his heart.

Should I drink the same drink as her?

No, that would seem too arrogant.

After much deliberation, Lu Haoran ordered a cup of red beans, while Su Zelin chose Yuanyang, adding a certain amount of coffee to the milk tea. This is a practice passed down from Hong Kong Island, but students rarely order it.

Su Zelin's taste is not fixed. For example, when drinking milk tea, he will try all the varieties that he has never drunk before, and he will get used to something different every time. His novelty personality is fully reflected in his daily life.

"Little Yanzi, speaking of which, we haven't seen each other for a few days. What are you doing during the summer vacation?"

Su Zelin took the initiative to change the topic.

"What can I do? I just stay at home almost all day. When I have time, I ask Shiqing to go shopping. Our programs are not as rich as you and Lu Haoran!"

Although the two men sang black and white to lighten the atmosphere, Xiao Yanzi was obviously still a little bit grudge, insinuating something else.

Qin Shiqing secretly laughed in her heart. In fact, Zelin was the real culprit, but Xiao Yanzi obviously couldn't do anything to him, so he could only vent his anger on Lu Haoran.

If it were Lu Haoran, he would be unable to resist now.

But Su Zelin was not an honest person. He pretended that he didn't understand and even criticized him: "How can it be so boring? I see you are online every day and often don't reply to greetings. Maybe you are too busy chatting with handsome guys online."

!"

"You're just talking about being flirty, Su Zelin, I'm not like you, adding so many random netizens! And why don't I reply to you? How can I type as fast as an old netizen like you?"

Little Yanzi was furious.

In fact, Su Zelin was giving her psychological hints.

In the future, when Lu Haoran sends her messages, she won't ignore them out of anger, otherwise she will be slandered by the gangster as "busy chatting with handsome guys".

"Nonsense, I don't have any random netizens, I just talk about life and ideals with people online!"

Su Zelin's expression remained unchanged.

"Haha!"

Xiao Yanzi sneered, thinking that it would be weird if I believed you!

This guy is usually quite naughty, but with QQ as a killer, he is even more lawless and lawless.

Lu Haoran also wiped his sweat. If he hadn't personally seen Su Zelin chatting with several female netizens at the same time, talking about cuteness, kissing, or babies, he would have believed it.

Being teased by this gag, Xiao Yanzi also forgot to accuse the two of going to the Internet cafe to watch an educational film, and the crisis disappeared.

Lu Haoran was so impressed that he fell to the ground.

Zelin is really a fire-fighting master. Fortunately, I brought him with me. If I asked Xiaoyanzi to make a date, even if she agreed, I'm afraid it would be messed up and we would end up unhappy.

***The author has something to say***

After many days in a row, the editor-in-chief found me again today and brought up the old topic again, about the issue of update speed.

The editor first said in a friendly manner: "Xiao Feng, you published the book in 13 days and updated it to 124,000 words. That's so fast!"

"You can't be so willful just because you're handsome!"

"Not even one of my recommendations has passed, but the word count of your book is about to exceed the limit and it will be on the shelves. You need to speed up a little!"

"Besides, what will other authors think? After all, not everyone has your hand speed, which has been single for eighteen years. You are maliciously competing!"

I was unmoved and smiled coldly: "They deserve it. Who makes it difficult for them to find a girlfriend?"

The editor saw how soft he was and said harshly: "If you don't slow down the update before it goes on the shelves, I won't let you make the Great Sword in the future!"

Facing this inhumane threat, I smiled contemptuously!

Editor, you are too superficial!

Am I the one who gives in because I can’t wield the sword with you?

Am I that kind of person?

Are you that kind of person?

That kind of person?

Human?

?

……

Well, mainly because a harmonious boss relationship is the basis for safe creation, after much thought, I finally reluctantly agreed to the editor-in-chief.

I can slow down a little bit, but I have to write at least six to seven thousand words every day. This is the maximum I can give in.

This update speed is still faster than most authors!

Please rest assured, little cuties, it is only temporary. It will definitely explode after it is put on the shelves, and it will be tens of thousands per day, at least for more than a month!

Finally, I must solemnly declare that the above decision was purely based on the painstaking understanding of the editor.

I really didn’t want to make a big sword!