In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.
Chapter 95 Two enthusiastic seniors
At noon, Su Zelin sat at the computer desk, his hands crackling.
Ever since I bought a computer and opened the campus network, I have been surfing every day. After all, it would be strange to be without the Internet for a day in the future.
However, he has strict control over the time he spends playing computer games. He usually plays more on weekends and Sundays, and basically limits it to less than an hour a day at other times.
Unless you are hanging out in an Internet cafe with people in the dormitory, or there are special circumstances, exceptions will be made so as not to get bored playing with things.
Even before his rebirth, Su Zelin was not addicted to computers and mobile phones.
Others can spend a whole day just playing Douyin without realizing it.
But the bastard would rather spend his time on other things, such as fitness, playing ball, watching movies, or going to the racing track for a few laps.
However, when I first entered college in my previous life, I was really obsessed with it, almost to the point of becoming obsessed.
Moreover, what is different from the previous life is that even playing computer now is not just about playing. Su Zelin has a purpose.
For example, if you look at the stock trend chart every day, there is nothing to say.
It is also necessary to browse current news, because this may remind you of many opportunities to make money in your previous life.
In addition, you have to occasionally post a few posts on Caida BBS, become familiar with the forum, and gain a reputation, which will be of great benefit to promote your store in the future.
After completing the daily tasks, it was time for entertainment. Su Zelin opened "Blue Sea and Silver Sand".
This was the most popular public chat room in 2000, comparable to the scarves of later generations. As long as the first generation of netizens who like to chat, there are few who don’t know about it.
The first batch of popular Internet terms, such as "dinosaur", "I pour", "diving", "prawn", "even", "886", "are you gg or mm", ing body, at the beginning
It is spread widely through public chat rooms.
In "First Intimate Contact" by ruffian Cai, the male protagonist met "Qingwu Feiyang" in a BBS chat room, triggering a romantic youth love story. This book can also be regarded as the originator of online novels.
Influenced by "First Intimate Contact", many young people went to chat rooms to find their own "Qingwu Feiyang", and public chat rooms became a holy place for chasing romantic encounters and online dating.
As soon as I entered the chat room, I saw many GGs openly teasing girls, asking for QQ for private chats, and even saying very explicit things. It was almost like a pack of wolves fighting for meat. As long as they are girls, they will definitely be in public chat rooms.
It won't be boring, a bunch of wolves are surrounding you, and there are even some big guys who change their names to pretend to be girls and enjoy the pleasure of being teased.
Although they know that public chat rooms are such a place, many girls still like to visit them, probably because they enjoy the feeling of being surrounded by stars.
Su Zelin also joined in the fun, and within a few minutes he made an appointment with a girl and set up a private chat room to chat, which made the girl very amused.
Not long after, my sister already hinted that she wanted him on QQ and planned to become a long-term netizen.
Su Zelin replied: "I'm sorry, MM, my mother asked me to do my homework, otherwise I will be spanked!"
As soon as these words were sent, the girl on the other side left the chat room directly.
I'm really screwed. I thought he was an interesting boy, but he turned out to be a primary school student!
Are all primary school students so good at flirting with girls these days?
Satisfied, Su Zelin closed the chat room and went offline.
As soon as he sat up, Zeng Kaiping over there couldn't wait to ask: "Third brother, are you going to stop playing? Can I play for a while?"
Ever since the spirited young man inherited the bastard's slutty chatting skills, it's like he has opened up the Ren and Du channels. These days, he can chat with female netizens on QQ like crazy. If he doesn't chat for a day, he will become addicted to the Internet. It's very uncomfortable.
"Haha, you can use it!" Su Zelin smiled.
"Well, thanks, third brother!"
Zeng Kaiping sat down in front of the computer and logged into QQ immediately. As soon as he went online, several girls took the initiative to send messages.
In the past, this would have been absolutely impossible.
"Third brother, your method is absolutely amazing! These days, I have no trouble chatting with girls online. The girls are very enthusiastic towards me, especially this 'Yi Ye Zhi Qiu', who is like acquaintance with me.
I hate it so much, but I also said that I would come to Lin'an to see me when I have time, hehe!"
Zeng Kaiping was a little proud.
From being ignored by girls on the Internet and being licked for a long time without a single reply, to becoming a master of online chatting, the sense of accomplishment is not something that outsiders can appreciate, so the spirited guy should not feel too happy.
Su Zelinxin said you'd better not be happy too early, maybe this is the beginning of your nightmare!
When the time comes, a tank will roll over and teach you how cruel society is.
He coughed dryly and vaccinated the spirited young man in advance: "Aping, don't think so wonderfully about your female netizen. You haven't met her before. You don't know whether she is beautiful or ugly, whether she is a human or a dog!"
"Not all, I feel she will be a very good-looking girl!"
The energetic young man has firm eyes. Now he is completely addicted to the realm of anglers. How can Su Zelin's cold water quench this young man's enthusiasm?
"You can feel it from the words in the chat. Third brother, look at this sentence, 'It's getting cold. Blow hot air into my hands, send my thoughts, penetrate time and distance, and come to your side.
, let you feel my warmth'!"
Zeng Kaiping was reading the chat history sent to him by his sister, and he was intoxicated by it: "How poetic, how could such a girl be so good-looking? I'm sure that in reality, she must be a very talented person.
Intellectual beauty, my luck is finally coming!"
Su Zelin actually wanted to tell her that the more Zou Zou's girls are known online, the more likely they are not good enough, so they use this method to find a sense of presence.
But he didn't say much. Now the spirited young man is in such a state that he's in a state of being filled with admiration for that girl. Even if it's his own words, he won't take it seriously.
Zeng Kaiping suddenly remembered something again: "By the way, third brother, I have applied to my family to buy a computer. My parents have agreed, but I have to wait until New Year's Day. Then you can help me get a computer!"
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Zeng Kaiping was embarrassed to always use Su Zelin's computer. Besides, the Internet-addicted boy was now occupied with fishing online, and the time he had to borrow the computer was simply not enough. So Zeng Kaiping tried every means to convince his family that he
I will also build one and I can fish as much as I want.
"Okay!"
His own digital store will also open before New Year's Day. Then he can give it to Zeng Kai in the store. It can be regarded as a business, and Su Zelin guarantees that it will be worth the same as in the computer mall outside.
I definitely can't cheat my roommate, and the digital store also takes the cost-effective route. The previous computer store owner did such a poor job, and it was a very important reason why he was so evil and ruined his reputation.
"But take it easy, kid. Don't get carried away and fail classes all day long. Then it will be difficult for me, the monitor, to explain to Teacher Yao!"
Su Zelin smiled and reminded him.
"I know, third brother."
Zeng Kaiping scratched his head a little embarrassedly.
Su Zelin didn't worry too much.
In his previous life, Zeng Kaiping was similar to himself. They were both brothers who failed and retaken their studies.
But now that he has become the squad leader, he has become more self-conscious.
Just occasionally supervise the energetic guy to stop him from being too addicted.
For his own sake, Zeng Kaiping's grades should be better than those in his previous life.
Of course, you can’t expect to be very good, this guy is not material for study.
Besides, Zeng Kaiping will be promoted to Liede rich man within a few years after graduation. With his character, he will still resign from the company as soon as possible. From then on, he will do nothing but collect rent and pick up girls every day, leading a free and unrestrained life.
, the things he learned in school are really not of much use to him.
After chatting with Su Zelin for a few words, Zeng Kaiping's attention returned to QQ and continued chatting with the girl. The gangster was too lazy to pay attention to him.
At this time, someone walked into the dormitory, but it was Liu Yanbin from 305.
Because Su Zelin stood up for being bullied by the sports students, Liu Yanbin is definitely one of the people in the class who respects the bastard the most.
"Monitor!"
"Oh, Yanbin, is something wrong?"
The bastard asked.
Liu Yanbin looked at Zeng Kaiping next to him and hesitated to speak.
"Let's go out and talk!"
Su Zelin understood.
The two came outside the balcony.
"Well, monitor, let me tell you something. Last night, Senior Pan Yun and I were together."
Liu Yanbin looked a little shy and authentic.
"Oh, congratulations!"
Su Zelin was also happy for him.
In his previous life, because of Wei Haijie's relationship, Liu Yanbin was forced to leave Pan Yun, and later dropped out of school, which was very disappointing.
Fortunately, I gave him a hand after my rebirth, and none of those unfortunate things happened. Fortunately, my lover finally became a Romance, and became a wife with Pan Yun.
He joked again: "Boy, okay, I hit a home run so quickly!"
"What home run?"
Liu Yanbin was a little confused.
"First base holds hands, second base kisses, home runs love love!"
Su Zelin smiled.
"Khan, no, senior sister just agreed to be my girlfriend last night."
Liu Yanbin wiped his sweat and thought, "Where have you been thinking of?"
"That's it..."
The misunderstood gangster is a little embarrassed.
Because Liu Yanbin said that he and Pan Yun were together last night, it is easy for people to think about it at this time.
Besides, for Su Zelin, only hitting a home run can be considered an official girlfriend. Holding hands and kissing can only be called semi-official.
In order to cover up, he patted Liu Yanbin on the shoulder: "Since we are together, we have to benefit from it and don't give up. Another point is that Senior Pan Yun is older than you, and many parents will care about this kind of thing. But why?
Speaking of which, a female freshman will be given a golden rooster, a sophomore girl will be given a pot full of gold, a female junior will be given a gold brick, a female freshman will be given a fortune at 30, a female freshman will be given an elixir at 300..."
Liu Yanbin wiped his sweat and thought to himself: What the hell is giving elixirs? My senior sister is only less than a year older than me. What you said is too exaggerated.
"No matter what, it is good for a girl to be older than a boy. She is more sensible and knows how to take care of others. You should treat her well!"
After Su Zelin spoke, he spoke with sincerity and sincerity.
In this era, there are quite a few people who fall in love in college and start a family after graduation.
It’s not like the young people of later generations who are so casual. Regardless of men or women, everyone just plays for fun during college. After graduation, they all go their separate ways. Who is stupid enough to take it seriously?
"Well, monitor, I know that my senior is a very good girl, and I am sincere to her!"
Liu Yanbin said seriously.
"That's OK!"
Su Zelin nodded happily: "Well, do you have anything else?"
When Liu Yanbin came over, he couldn't tell him that he and Pan Yun were married, but it wasn't as boring as the home run, or did he ask me to be their martial arts instructor?
"It's like this, squad leader, Senior Pan Yun has also heard about Wei Haijie's incident. She and I are very grateful to you. If it weren't for you, I'm afraid it wouldn't be so easy for her and I to be together."
Liu Yanbin's tone was full of gratitude.
Su Zelinxin said that if I hadn't intervened, it wouldn't have been so easy for you two to be together. It would have been impossible for you two, and you would have even dropped out of school!
"Now that my senior sister and I are married, we both hope to treat you to dinner, and my senior sister also wants to get to know you and thank you in person!"
Liu Yanbin revealed his purpose of looking for Su Zelin.
"Hey, what are we going to eat? We are all classmates, so I should help you. Besides, you two are a couple now. If you hold up the table and I interfere with it, wouldn't it become a light bulb?"
Su Zelin declined without thinking.
"Ah, this..."
Liu Yanbin didn't expect this.
"But..."
The bastard changed his tone: "Senior, don't you know other girls? It would be great if she could call a few roommates or female friends to come out, so that I don't have to be a light bulb, or at least I don't have to shine alone. Oh, yes
Well, it’s best if you don’t have a boyfriend yet. After all, I don’t want my boyfriend to misunderstand me, right?”
Liu Yanbin: "..."
……
In the evening, there is a food street outside the University of Finance and Economics.
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Liu Yanbin and Su Zelin came to a small restaurant.
Since Pan Yun claimed that he would bring the girl out, Su Zelin readily agreed to have this dinner.
The two boys arrived first and had to occupy a seat first. This small restaurant is usually very busy, but it was overcrowded after arriving late.
After finding the table, Su Zelin sat across from Liu Yanbin.
"Monitor, why are you sitting so far away?"
Liu Yanbin originally thought that Su Zelin would sit next to him.
"It's okay, I can just sit here, but I'm afraid that your flirting with my senior sister later will be too disgusting, and it won't be easy for you to talk to me if I sit next to you!"
In fact, the gangster has his own plan.
It is said that Pan Yun will bring more than one girl over for this meal.
In other words, if the seat next to you is empty, there may be a scene surrounded by mountains and rivers, how cool it is!
So, why do you want to be a light bulb with Liu Yanbin?
Just as the gangster expected, Pan Yun appeared just after having a cup of tea, accompanied by two girls.
Su Zelin's words were conveyed to her by Liu Yanbin. When Pan Yun thought about it, there was indeed some truth in it. She and Liu Yanbin were a couple, but they were just like light bulbs. This meal must be very tasteless.
So, let’s just call two more people, which will make it more lively.
In the previous life, Su Zelin had heard about Liu Yanbin and Pan Yun, but this was the first time he saw them in person.
This sophomore senior is quite good-looking, but she is so ugly that Liu Yanbin would not fall in love at first sight.
When she saw the gangster, she said calmly and generously: "Hello, Su Zelin, this is the first time we meet, I am Pan Yun!"
"Haha, Senior Pan, I have admired her name for a long time. Yanbin has been telling me all day that Senior is so good, kind, generous, gentle and virtuous. I am very curious."
Siluke
One sentence made Pan Yun happy.
The emotional intelligence of the gangster is fully demonstrated here.
If you directly praise Pan Yun, as her classmate’s girlfriend, this is actually not very good.
But it's different to praise indirectly through Liu Yanbin's words. Both Liu Yanbin and Pan Yun will be very happy.
"Yan Bin, it's true. I talk to you about our affairs all day long, which makes people feel embarrassed."
Even so, she is cheerful.
After all, what girl wouldn’t be happy if her boyfriend often thinks about her?
Liu Yanbin smiled sillyly. After all, seeing Pan Yun made him feel at ease.
Pan Yun introduced both parties again, and the two girls she brought were her roommates.
One of them is Li Yanru, a native of Liandu, Zhejiang Province.
Another Tao Min, a girl from Anhui Province.
At the request of the gangster, they all don’t have boyfriends.
But it's not because they are too ugly. On the contrary, the two girls are both good-looking, so they have high standards, which is why they didn't find a boyfriend.
There is no way, the proportion of girls in the School of Finance is already high, and it is quite normal for many beautiful girls to have no male support in their sophomore year. Sometimes they have to be old aunts until they graduate.
This is in sharp contrast to Lu Haoran’s University of Technology.
So there is such a meme popular on the campus BBS.
"In Normal University, a girl chased a boy, and she succeeded after many setbacks; in Finance Academy, a boy chased a girl, and succeeded after many setbacks; in Polytechnic University, a boy chased a boy, and after many setbacks, he succeeded."
The proportion of female students in the Engineering University is so low that you doubt your life. A dinosaur tank can become a national treasure, and the treatment is so much better than that in the Finance Institute.
Seeing Su Zelin's appearance, the two girls' eyes lit up.
"Oh, he's still a handsome boy!"
"This junior is so handsome and has great skin. The seniors are so jealous!"
"Junior, do you have a girlfriend? My senior is still single. Why don't you consider taking a senior?"
"..."
The sophomore girls are no more courageous and more open-minded than the junior girls, and the senior girls like to tease the junior boys the most, which gives them an indescribable pleasure.
So they rushed to sit next to Su Zelin, one on each side, with enthusiasm.
"Hey, hey, hey, you two little bitches, please restrain your hooves, you are scaring my juniors!"
Pan Yun couldn't stand it anymore.
Liu Yanbin said to himself that you are overthinking. If you don’t understand what kind of person the squad leader is, can I still not understand him?
The senior students are so enthusiastic and proactive, which is exactly what he wants.
Now he finally understood why Su Zelin had to sit far away. It was not because he was worried about being a light bulb, but simply because he wanted the seat next to him to be empty!
What a scheming boy...
But you have to be someone like the monitor to have such great charm.
If it were a shabbier-looking one, it would be too late for the girls to stay away from him.
"Pan Yun, you have gone too far. You have found a little fresh meat for yourself. That's why a full man doesn't know how hungry a hungry man is. Why don't we be allowed to get close to our juniors?"
"Hmph, you didn't show any restraint when you received Liu Yanbin, and you didn't scare your juniors away either!"
"That is, I strongly protest your behavior of only allowing state officials to set fires and not allowing people to light lamps!"
"..."
The two girls didn't take Pan Yun's words at all. They sat next to Su Zelin, their buttocks feeling like they had roots.
Pan Yun was at a loss when she saw this, her roommate couldn't refute what she said.
I got to know Liu Yanbin when I was a freshman, and I still took the initiative, but now my roommate is not allowed to do this, which is very unreasonable.
Su Zelin, who had both sides, felt comfortable now.
"Sister Pan, it's okay, we are all friends!"
Even so, Hun Zi secretly thought in his heart.
Senior sister, we all agree with each other, and I advise you not to meddle in other people’s business.
……
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