In this life, I will never be a scumbag again.

"Have you heard, other juniors have said this, you are the only one who catches the mouse, mind your own business!"

"That's right, Pan Yun, you've eaten your fill yourself. A well-fed man doesn't know a hungry man is hungry. You want us to graduate alone, right?"

"Junior, don't worry about Pan Yun's words. In fact, senior is not like this usually. It's mainly because I feel like I'm getting along with you when I see you."

"..."

When the two girls saw that Su Zelin had no objection, they became even more unscrupulous and even planned to trick the junior boy.

In their impression, most freshmen are like Liu Yanbin, so they never expected to encounter someone different.

They also deliberately moved the chair closer to Su Zelin.

The bastard naturally enjoys it.

For such a proactive senior, please give me a dozen!

You can't just let the senior sister say it and pretend to be a little embarrassed.

Although someone like Liu Yanbin has the pleasure of being a small sufferer, Su Zelin has his own principles, and he always attacks and receives nothing.

So the gangster also started the topic.

"Senior Yanru, I am also from Zhejiang Province. I didn't expect that we are still fellow villagers. When I see my fellow villagers, my eyes well up with tears!"

As long as the girls from Zhejiang Province are all from the same hometown to the gangsters, let’s get closer first.

"Liandu is a great place. There are so many fun places to visit. Xiandu, Nanming Mountain East and West Rocks, Yunhe Terraces, Jiulong Mountain, Fengyang Mountain... are all high-end scenic spots designated by the state, and there are countless special delicacies.

, Suichang baked potatoes, Jinyun's pork soup, refreshing noodles, Yunhe oil tube cakes, Nanxiang steamed buns, Qingyuan yellow, mochi..."

If you want to make a girl like you in the shortest possible time, one of the best and less vulgar ways is to praise her hometown.

There are few people who don’t love their hometown and are proud of their hometown, that’s right!

And in many cases this is better than praising a girl for her beauty.

Because for a girl with good looks, the latter will not be so cold and think you are deliberately complimenting her.

This is the skill of communication. Don’t talk a lot of useless nonsense. Every sentence must be to the point.

The gangster casually listed a lot of attractions and features of Liandu, which made Li Yanru immediately feel more friendly: "Wow, junior, do you know Liandu so well?"

In 2000, transportation was still relatively backward, and the Internet was underdeveloped. Even two cities in the same province may not know their neighbors very well. What's more, Liandu and Jianglan are located in the south and the other in the north, separated by hundreds of kilometers.

, and Liandu is not a well-known big city in Zhejiang Province, so Li Yanru was quite surprised.

"Yes, I quite like Liandu, so I know more about it."

In fact, the bastard has been to this city many times, but of course it was only in his previous life.

Because she likes new things, Su Zelin likes to travel. After achieving financial freedom, she often goes out to play when she has time.

Not to mention the province, we often visit many domestic and foreign tourist cities.

Liandu is in the province, not far away. You can get there quickly by taking the high-speed train. Because of business there, Su Zelin often travels there and has a pretty good understanding of the local customs. He even has 588 packages and 988 packages there.

, where 1688, knows all the special projects, it is not easy to chat casually in front of Li Yanru.

"This is a beautiful city with rich cultural heritage. It is true that green waters and green mountains produce beauties!"

The gangster slapped Li Yanru without leaving a trace.

This kind of flattery that turns a slight corner and changes directions is actually more delicious.

Li Yanru was very impressed. She accepted the order and said cheerfully: "No, junior, you've given me the prize."

Although he was quite familiar with the local scene in Liandu, Su Zelin pretended that his knowledge of the city was limited to hearsay or books. His eyes were full of longing and he longed leisurely: "Such a beautiful city is also a paradise for gourmet food.

I've been attracted to it for a long time, but unfortunately I didn't have the chance to go there once, and I didn't know anyone there, so I wasn't familiar with the place."

"Haha, don't you know the senior sister now?"

Sure enough, Li Yanru volunteered to be a tour guide. It was rare that this handsome junior liked her hometown so much, so she talked about it. How could she not express it?

Moreover, the bastard looked harmless, so she was not at all wary.

Li Yanru even said enthusiastically: "Junior, come over when you have time during the holidays, and I will show you around!"

"Really?"

The gangster's eyes lit up.

This is what he was waiting for.

It’s better to go with acquaintances and save money by going there. It seems that there is no need to order the 5888 package this time.

"Of course it's true, senior sister can still lie to you!"

Li Yanru patted Xiong Da Guo.

"Then let's say it happily, senior sister, you will have to eat, play, and travel with me when the time comes!"

"Giggle, of course no problem!"

"..."

Liu Yanbin said in his heart, it’s over, senior Yanru is inviting a wolf into the house!

Why don't you find an opportunity to remind her that our squad leader is not some harmless little cutie, but a big bad wolf?

But if you do this, you will be suspected of betraying the squad leader. What is the difference between me and a young boy like Pei Wenzhe?

However, if I don’t remind her, the squad leader might harm senior Yanru later. This is not easy to explain. After all, they only know each other because of my relationship.

Liu Yanbin fell into a dilemma.

This situation is like Zhu Bajie looking in the mirror, he is not human inside or outside.

After hooking up with Li Yanru for a while, the heat is almost over.

Besides, I can’t ignore Senior Sister Tao Min over there.

Maybe I’ll go to Anhui Province some time, and I’ll also need a tour guide, right?

Besides, as a scumbag who is fair, just and open, he needs to treat every girl equally, and a bowl of water must be balanced.

So the gangsters fired shots from left and right: "Sister Tao Min, let me guess, you must be from northern Anhui!"

One sentence aroused Tao Min's curiosity: "Hey, junior, how did you know?"

"Because most girls in northern Anhui eat pasta and are generally taller. Sister Tao must be at least 1.73 meters tall. With such a good figure, there is no doubt that she is from northern Anhui!"

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In fact, Su Zelin didn't dare to be completely sure, so he just made a random guess.

But if you praise girls for their good figures in disguise, they will definitely be happy no matter what.

If you really guessed wrong, then immediately add: "I didn't expect that my senior sister is from southern Anhui and is so tall. Doesn't she stand out from the crowd in southern Anhui?"

Which girl doesn’t want to be different and stand out from the crowd?

So no matter what, the gangster stayed behind.

"Junior, do you know that southern Anhui, northern Anhui, and northern Anhui like to eat noodles, and people grow taller?"

Tao Min was also surprised.

It is not easy for people in the same province to understand other cities, let alone different provinces.

"Haha, I've heard a little bit about it."

Su Zelin smiled slightly: "Moreover, the senior sister has a cheerful and generous personality, which is also the characteristic of girls in northern Anhui. In ancient times, Anhui Province was prone to frequent wars and disasters, but it also made women gentle yet strong, charming yet tough,

She is hard-working and well-managed, and has many virtuous housekeepers since ancient times. For example, Empress Ma, the first wife of Emperor Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty, was born in Suzhou, northern Anhui Province, according to official historical records!"

"Yes, yes, it is said that Queen Ma was born in Suzhou!"

Tao Min's eyebrows were beaming. This first wife of Ming Taizu was talked about by many people in northern Anhui, but she didn't expect that Su Zelin had also heard of it.

Su Zelin used various methods to praise the women in Anhui Province, especially in northern Anhui, which made Tao Min excited: "Junior, you don't know anything about Anhui Province. Many people in Anhui Province may not know that Queen Ma is from Suzhou!"<

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"I usually like to read some miscellaneous books, and I just happened to read some of Queen Ma's allusions."

The gangster calmly pretended to be a good beep again.

"No wonder he is so knowledgeable. It turns out that my junior has read a lot of books!"

Tao Min admires the authenticity.

Li Yanru saw that her roommate had stolen the handsome junior's attention, and she quickly took the initiative to talk to him.

"Junior, do you usually like to watch movies?"

"Yes, I really like watching foreign language blockbusters, such as "Battle of Beasts"!"

"Scared, is this a science fiction monster movie? Actually, my senior also likes it. How about we watch it together when we have time?"

"Okay!"

"..."

I saw my two roommates chatting animatedly with Su Zelin as soon as they arrived.

Pan Yun and Liu Yanbin looked at each other, speechless.

I was worried that they would become light bulbs, but we are the light bulbs!

……

I learned from the chat that Li Yanru is still the leader of the Financial Academy BBS.

The full English name of BBS is Bulletin Board System, which translates as "electronic bulletin board".

In later generations, it generally refers to forums, such as so-and-so Huakai and so-and-so Island, both of which are well-known in later generations.

The year 2000 was the era when BBSs were popular, especially college BBSs which were definitely the center of online social networking in China.

Take Qinghua's "Shui Mu Nian Hua" as an example. As the official BBS of the most famous university in Xia State, and also the first BBS on the domestic education network, it is quite famous.

This name comes from Xie Hun's "You Xichi" in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, "The wind is blowing in the wind, the Baiyun Village is Zeng'a, the singing birds are gathered in Jingzhan, the water and trees are clear in Qinghua", which can be said to be very poetic and connotative.

In addition to Shuimu Nianhua, the famous ones include the "Yitai Hutu" in the early days of Peking University and the later "Peking University Unknown".

Fuda's "Sun and Moon Glory", Zhejiang University's "Miscellaneous Water and Clouds", Xiaguo University of Science and Technology's "Stars in the Vast Sea", Shenghai Jiaotong University's "Drinking Water Thinking of the Source", other universities' Sayuri, Drinking Water Thinking of the Source, Sun and Moon Glory, White Clouds and Yellow Crane, Luojia Landscape

, South China kapok, etc. (Do some archeology and see what everyone knows. I won’t mention the institutions in the next few, let’s see who can recognize them).

These campus BBSs have their own unique styles and campus cultures.

And, more importantly, BBS traffic in this era is very large, especially in college networks. As long as college students playing computer games, there are not many college students who will not pay attention to it.

It was not until 2002~2003 that the development of BBS reached its peak. Unfortunately, starting in 2006, due to various reasons, campus BBS began to decline rapidly, and many descendants even closed the site, leaving only countless beautiful memories and feelings.

Fortunately, BBS is now in a period of vigorous development. For Su Zelin, this meal is also an unexpected surprise.

He could imagine that knowing Li Yanru, the leader of the financial BBS, would be of great help to his store's business.

At present, many people do not know how to use the Internet to advertise.

More than 90% of the shops on campus are opened by relatives of the hospital leaders, and the bosses are either uncles or aunts. Most of this group did not know how to use computers in 2000, let alone play BBS or even advertise on it.<

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Even a man as avant-garde as his father hasn’t learned how to surf yet, let alone other middle-aged people.

But a bastard will not miss such a good tool.

Su Zelin knows very well how powerful the network and traffic are, not to mention that most of this traffic comes from financial institutions, which are the highest quality target groups!

In fact, he registered multiple accounts on the Caiyuan BBS early on and was very active. He had to post some posts every day to increase his presence.

Moreover, the bastards are not like other people who just fill in the posts casually, and the posts they post are basically of high quality.

For example, the red maples planted on both sides of the Caiyuan artificial lake are very beautiful in autumn. Teacher Su took a camera and took a lot of beautiful photos, and posted them on the Caiyuan BBS using one of the accounts, and soon won a lot of followers.

Follow, reply and like.

Nowadays, mobile phones do not have a camera function, and digital cameras are extremely expensive, and few college students can own them. Moreover, there are not many people who are interested in photography, so that Casio has become a big killer for gangsters, and it will soon become a killer.

His account became very popular on Caiyuan BBS and gained a lot of popularity.

Popularity on social networks is very useful, just like Rebus in later generations. He has a powerful advertising effect, and even a casual sentence can promote rice.

As long as his account is famous, Su Zelin will launch his own digital store in the financial institute, and the effect will be obvious.

Originally, he planned to find Mozhu from Caiyuan BBS later and bribe him to warm up the relationship on the forum before the digital store opened. Unexpectedly, he accidentally met her during dinner. It really took no effort at all.<

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"Wow, I didn't expect that I am so destined to be with my senior sister, and I am also in the BBS of the Financial Academy!"

In fact, there are very few college students who don’t play campus BBS.

But no matter how many bastards there are, there is still destiny.

"Really? Junior, what's your name?"

As the BBS leader of the Financial Academy, this was naturally one of the topics that Li Yanru was most interested in, so she subconsciously asked.

"The wind sings and the morning roars!"

When playing on a college BBS, you can’t use a playful online name like QQ. You have to be a little more artistic.

For example, the name Feng Yin Chen Ming is very poetic and profound, and it sounds very high-end.

Of course, it has absolutely nothing to do with Shang Fengyin XX, a later film producer.

Any similarity is purely coincidental.

"You are the one who sings in the wind and sings in the morning!"

Li Yanru and Tao Min blurted out the words at the same time.

This new ID only appeared on the Finance Academy BBS in September. It seems to be a new student, but it is famous.

Because he is very active, he posts several new posts almost every day. The content of the posts is extremely high, the writing is brilliant, and the pictures are beautiful, so he has a large number of fans in just two months.

Everyone is speculating on who this freshman is, but he has never revealed his identity, so he is very mysterious.

Li Yanru is the leader of the BBS of the Financial Academy, so she naturally pays attention to the forum every day, and she is naturally familiar with those active IDs.

"This is so fateful. You are a great talent, and I am still your fan!"

Tao Min was also excited. She couldn't let Su Zelin Guang and Li Yanru have a fate. Although she was not a leader, she often played on campus BBS.

"The photos you took are so beautiful. I never realized how beautiful the Finance Academy campus is, and the articles you write are also very good. Junior, you must have been the top Chinese speaker in your class when you were in high school.

?"

Tao Min's eyes are a little admiring. In fact, many girls on BSS like Feng Yin Chenming. After all, this ID sounds very profound at first sight, and I think he should be very handsome.

"No, in fact, my high school essays are not always regarded as model essays by teachers."

The bastard is humble and honest.

It’s still the same thing.

But if you tell different girls, it will always be a new routine.

So Su Zelin doesn't mind using it twice, three times, or even twenty or thirty times.

"That's why I'm often regarded as Fan Wenluo, that's awesome!"

Tao Min gave a thumbs up.

"Yanru and I have mentioned you. You have a nice online name and you are a great talent. You must be very handsome in person. Sure enough, my hunch was right!"

"Senior, I've received the award. Compared to Yanzu, Guanxi, Zongze and Yu Yan, I'm still a little behind."

Su Zelin is humble again.

"Hey, don't belittle yourself. If you rely on art schools and join the entertainment industry in the future, I think you will definitely become a big star!"

Tao Min instantly became a little obsessed with girls, praising the bastard for making him feel so comfortable, and thinking that the senior sister really knows how to lick.

If I can lick you, just lick you more, it’s great!

"Great talent, because of your relationship, the attention and activity of our Finance Academy BBS have increased a lot. As a leader, I have to thank you very much!"

Li Yanru smiled.

"No, no, I just had enough to eat and had nothing to do, so I took a few photos and wrote some short articles, which made the teaching sisters laugh."

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"Come on, great talent, stop being so modest!"

"..."

After a casual chat, Su Zelin didn’t mention promoting the digital store.

After all, just asking someone to help me when I just met him is so clever.

Besides, most of the current BBS posters in colleges and universities are somewhat young and have aversion to commercial advertisements, and the user base doesn’t like them either.

This is one of the reasons why campus stores are rarely advertised on BBS.

If you really put up some vulgar advertisements, they might have the opposite effect, and it would be terrible if they were boycotted by the students.

Anyway, the digital store is under renovation and it will take some time to open.

Before that, I have to make this advertising copy beautiful, and then wait until I get to know Li Yanru better and find a better time to "accidentally" let her know about it.

"Yanbin, Senior Pan, I heard that you fell in love at first sight. I didn't believe in this kind of thing before, but I didn't expect it to really exist. It's amazing. Why don't you tell us how you two met and fell in love?

Are you in love?"

Su Zelin changed the subject in a timely manner. Today's guests are Liu Yanbin and Pan Yun. They are the protagonists. He must not overdo it.

When this was mentioned, the two of them really became energetic.

Liu Yanbin said with a happy face: "Haha, that happened when I first reported to the Finance Academy, and the person who received me was Senior Sister Pan..."

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