Infinite Cafetaria

Chapter 300 I want to call the police!

The restaurant instantly became quiet, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

About three seconds later, the lonely handsome man suddenly burst out into a high-pitched, loud and rhythmic scream.

His hand trembled and the table knife fell to the ground.

　　Then he ran away from Love Brain as if he had been electrocuted, and rushed towards the corner of the restaurant on a rolling ground.

He squeezed in as hard as he could, as if trying to squeeze himself into a crack in the wall, and kept screaming and sobbing.

　　"Don't come over! Don't come over!!/I didn't mean to kill you/I'm just afraid that you'll leave/It's all because of love/Yes, it's all because of love/Please don't come over!!"

The lonely handsome man screamed and knelt down in the direction of his love brain, kowtowing.

He knocked so hard that it made a thumping sound, which made Malu feel distressed for his own floor.

 Judging from his appearance, he must have mistaken his love brain for a certain wife he killed before, and turned into a skeleton and came back to seek revenge on him. This also caused his spirit to completely collapse in an instant.

Ma Lu had already dug out all the black holes, but found that they were no longer useful.

And in order to protect the floor of the restaurant, he had to step forward to comfort the lonely handsome man.

"It's okay, it's okay. It's all fake and an illusion. Stop knocking. My store is rented. It's hard to repair the cracked tiles."

The Love Brain on the side also apologized, "I'm sorry, handsome brother, I didn't mean to scare you."

The lonely handsome man did feel a little relieved when he heard what Malu said at first. However, as soon as Love Brain opened his mouth, he immediately became excited again, and he was scared to the point of becoming a tenor.

“Did you hear it~Did you hear it?! The devil is whispering to me again/She must have come to ask for my life/I want to be killed by her~”

 Then he looked at Malu again, with a look of pleading in his eyes, "Save me, save me quickly/My wife has turned into a demon/Go and invite Tathagata Buddha~"

"Okay, okay, stop singing now," Ma Lu said and then looked at Love Brain, "You should also stop saying a few words, he is emotionally unstable now."

"Oh." Love Brain nodded obediently, put on the veil again, found a chair farthest from the lonely handsome man, and sat on it, trying not to irritate him.

Ma Lu originally thought that this would make the lonely handsome man feel better, but he didn't expect that the look of fear on the latter's face would become even stronger.

 He then seemed to think of something again, his face suddenly changed, and he stared at Malu.

“Why, why aren’t you afraid?/Can’t you see her true face/Or are you a group/You also came to me for revenge~”

“You’re thinking too much.” Malu asked Lao Wang to find a rope and tie up the lonely handsome man’s hands and feet. “I’m just an ordinary person.”

“Then why haven’t you called the police yet?!” The lonely handsome man became more and more frightened as he thought about it. “Have you also fallen in love with my heart? You want to soak it in formalin~”

After saying that, he shouted again at the top of his lungs, "Help! Help! There's a murderer, call the police! This restaurant is full of ghosts!!" "I'm not as perverted as you." Ma Lu **** the lonely handsome man. Using his hands and feet, he found another piece of tablecloth and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Why are you so anxious? I will call the police for you when you can speak normally. Anyway, please be alone for a while."

 The effect of Sour Berry Caramel Pudding is 1 hour. After 1 hour, the eater will return to normal.

 Chinese people don’t lie to Chinese people.

Of course, after calling the police, I will probably have to use this Heli again, otherwise the love brain matter will not be resolved. Fortunately, this Very Heli still has two opportunities to use it this month.

Ma Lu finished dealing with the lonely handsome man, went to the refrigerator to get a cat urine beer, and sat on the steps in front of the restaurant.

While resting, he quickly thought through what he would say to the police when he met him. When he was done thinking about it, the door behind him was pushed open.

Love Brain came out and bowed to Malu, "I'm sorry, boss, I messed up again and caused you trouble."

“Ah, it’s a bit troublesome, but it’s okay. I should be able to solve it.”

Ma Lu took a sip of cat urine beer and said, "After all, you paid me, and it was quite a lot."

 After a pause, he asked curiously, "By the way, who are you, a white-bone spirit, an undead? Did you become like this after practicing magic, or was it cursed?"

Love Brain sat down next to Ma Lu, "No, I'm just an ordinary girl. There was no concept of 'death' in the plane before me. Everyone's body stops working due to various reasons, and it will continue to work. This is how I live in society.”

"Huh? Do living people live with skeletons?" Ma Lu was startled when he heard this.

"Yeah, well, my dad is also a skeleton, but my mother is not. And my father was already a skeleton before he met my mother, but he is very good at telling funny jokes and cooking well. In the end, he succeeded in catching up with her. Mother."

“Eh...it’s really awesome, but if it’s a skeleton, won’t it affect fertility?”

"Well, although everyone says that the skeleton is the same as that of a living person, there must still be many differences between the two. For example, the movement of the skeleton is not that flexible, and it cannot eat. Although it is easier to live than before. It’s money, but in contrast, you can’t taste the delicious food anymore.

"By the way, dad's dream when he was young was to become a chef of the universe. He has been working hard towards this. Unfortunately, after he became a skeleton, he lost his sense of taste and his cooking skills stopped. In the end, he had to work in a company. I have become an ordinary working class, and oh..."

“After turning into a skeleton, I no longer have vocal cords, so I can only rely on something like a voice changer to produce my voice. But the advantage is that you can choose the voice according to your own preferences, and you can also choose to keep the voice you had when you were alive, but you have to spend some money.

“As for having a child, of course you can’t do it on your own, but everyone has been prepared for this. Usually, when they are still alive, they go to the hospital to preserve their sperm or eggs in case of emergency needs. That’s how I came to do it.

"Of course, most of the time, living people are still more inclined to find living people as partners. After all, the time when they are alive is much shorter than when they become skeletons. Ah Zhen said that even if you really like skeletons, you will wait until you become skeletons. It’s not too late to find a shelf later.”

At this point, Love Brain's tone was also a little disappointed, "But before I even had time to find a boyfriend, I turned into a skeleton."

 (End of this chapter)