Infinite Cafetaria

Chapter 314 Beginner’s Friend

Uncle Zheng stared at Malu for half a minute, then took the piece of bacon, held it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully, and then put it under his nose and smelled it.

“The quality is really good, I can add another 50 yuan to the original price…”

“50, that’s too little. This is the masterpiece of the universe chef.”

“That’s what I say, but you also have to consider the difficulty of transportation and action.” Uncle Zheng snorted.

“And not everyone knows what they’re selling. Space Chefs are all arrogant guys. It’s rare for such semi-finished products to come to the market. We have to work hard to explain to people when we sell the products.”

Ma Lu was about to say something else, but he didn't expect to see Uncle Zheng's expression suddenly change the next moment. He turned his head to look in one direction and shouted, "Who? Who is there!"

Ma Lu was startled, thinking that a wandering warlock hiding in the dark had been discovered.

However, when he followed Uncle Zheng's gaze, he saw a small figure walking out of the darkness.

The figure is less than 1m tall. It is transparent from top to bottom, showing a jelly-like green color, and has big watery eyes. It looks very ignorant and cute.

Ma Lu also let out a chuckle. He was no stranger to this thing. This appearance was clearly that of the miscellaneous fish monster with the highest appearance rate in games and anime, nicknamed "Newbie's Friend" - Slime.

Moreover, the slime in front of me can also cosplay. It wears a horned helmet similar to that of a Viking warrior, but the style is also very small, less than one-fifth of its head. Not only does it not matter if it is pressed on its head Intimidating, it looks even more cute and stupid.

  Cute~

Ma Lu took out his cell phone and subconsciously wanted to take a picture of this cute creature, but then he noticed a look of horror on Uncle Zheng's face.

 He seemed to be very, very afraid of the harmless green slime in front of him.

 Uncle Zheng then stopped caring about the deal with Malu and ran away.

Just as he took out his right leg, Malu saw a small tentacle condensed on the green slime, pointing towards Uncle Zheng.

 It's just that its tentacles are too small. Even if they are stretched out with all their strength, they are less than 5cm, and it is impossible to reach the target.

However, the next moment, Uncle Zheng’s head quickly inflated like a balloon, and then made a bang! Turned into a **** mist!

 Uncle Zheng’s head exploded!

His head suddenly exploded without any warning! fry! Got it! !

 The explosion also affected Ma Lu. His face, neck, and clothes were now covered with blood stains and minced meat, and half of his ear was still stuck to the screen of his mobile phone.

 What the hell? !

All the hair on Malu’s body stood on his head! He never dreamed that there were such ferocious slimes in this world.

Just with a finger, you can blow up a big living person!

After killing Uncle Zheng, one of the green slime's eyes glanced at the millipede again, and then ripples began to appear on the originally smooth skin, as if new tentacles were about to form.

Ma Lu didn’t hesitate and immediately yelled out those three words, “Wanxia Pot!”

At this time, it was obvious that neither the chef's knife nor the black hole, nor the orb given to him by the Valkinas could save him. He could only summon the strongest fighting force to appear.

As the last word fell, a familiar crimson flashed before Ma Lu's eyes, and the figure of the sorceress appeared in the air.

 Then a fireball landed on the green-skinned slime, which melted quickly like butter.

"Are you okay?" The wandering warlock fell from the sky and looked at Malu with concern.

"Fortunately, you showed up in time and I wasn't hurt." Malu said while wiping the blood on his face in shock and looking at the headless corpse at his feet.

“It’s a pity that Lao Hei was killed by it. What was that thing just now?”

"Dimensional pirates." The sorceress said, "But they are usually active at the junction of cosmic planes, and rarely come to a certain planet." "No wonder Lao Hei is so scared when that thing appears."

Ma Lu stared at Uncle Zheng’s headless body and said suddenly.

 Obviously, Uncle Zheng or Lao Hei had already received the news before that these dimensional pirates appeared on the earth, so they were so nervous. Last week, Malu didn't answer the phone calls he made for a week.

This meeting was also secretive and cautious, but I didn't expect that I was still stared at and my head was shot.

 Looking at the headless corpse on the ground, Malu felt a little headache.

On the one hand, he finally found a way to exchange the extra ingredients for star coins, but now there is no more. On the other hand, the corpse left behind after Lao Hei's death is also a big trouble.

Judging from the flying top he was playing before, he also has a good friend, Uncle Ge, who, like Yanwu, must have a serious status on earth, and he has followed the path of blending into the market without leaving any trace.

  In other words, if his body is discovered by the police, it will be treated seriously as a murder case.

　　When the time comes and you ask those who run at night, you will easily find that he was the last person Uncle Zheng saw before his death.

Moreover, the police station will not accept the explanation that Uncle Zheng’s head was exploded by slime, and they will have to use this trick again.

 Although this has been very impressive so far.

 But this is a criminal case after all, and it is also a major criminal case. The police will not easily close the case without finding the murderer.

 “Alas.” Thinking of this, Malu couldn't help but sigh.

 He just wanted to sell some extra ingredients, so why did he get involved in this kind of trouble again.

Ma Lu was still thinking about whether he should call the police first or pretend he didn't know anything and leave here. Unexpectedly, the headless corpse on the ground suddenly twitched.

Ma Lu's eyelids also twitched.

 What just happened? Did he see it wrong? !

Meeting a brutal version of slime is already very bizarre, so you won’t let him encounter a zombie again, right?

 With such a dead state, it stands to reason that the body should be unable to move again.

Just when Malu suspected that he was dazzled, the headless corpse trembled slightly again.

 Then the back of the corpse suddenly split open, and a large insect covered in mucus crawled out from inside.

"Fuck you!" Ma Lu couldn't help but cursed.

Especially when he saw the big bug that looked like a facehugger crawling towards him, he was about to step on it when he heard a sharp sound in his ear.

 “No, don’t step on me! I don’t mean any harm.”

"Do you think I'm a fool?" Malu ignored the insect's rhetoric and continued to step on it.

The insect used all his strength to avoid this disaster. After that, he did not dare to approach Malu again. He just continued to scream, "Kill me, and your goods will not be sold."

 (End of this chapter)