Infinite Cafetaria

Chapter 315 Supernatural Events

Ma Lu sneered when he heard this, and silently recited "Sword Come" in his heart. The chef's knife had appeared on his right hand, pointing at the insect opposite.

“Tell me, when did you parasitize Lao Hei?”

"I am not parasitizing Lao Hei." Chongzi said, "I am Lao Hei, and I have always been collecting goods from this plane."

It originally thought that what she said would make Malu stop, but it didn't expect that Malu's eyes looked at it even more unkindly.

"I don't care who you are, it's not a good thing to be parasitic everywhere. I don't want to wake up and find that I have become your container. I have made so much money and got a wife at an advantage, so I might as well take advantage of it." I will take this opportunity to kill you and completely eliminate this disaster."

Through observation, Ma Lu has discovered that this bug is strong on the outside and dry on the inside. The host died, which obviously hurt it. It should still be in a weak stage at this time.

 That's why I couldn't wait to crawl towards Malu, and also tricked him with sweet words to let him down his guard, so that he could succeed in a sneak attack.

  In other words, if the two of them faced off head-on, the insect should not be his opponent, not to mention that there was a wandering warlock beside Malu.

The dimensional pirates who instantly killed Uncle Zheng before were all killed by the sorceress in one hit, and this bug in front of them was even more unsatisfactory.

Thinking of this, Malu couldn't help but feel reassured. Of course, he didn't ask Da to catch up. He was just going to use a chef's knife to throw the insect from a distance.

Anyway, he can recall the chef's knife infinitely, and if he slowly consumes it, he can kill the opponent.

 The insect obviously realized that the situation was not good, and became completely anxious. He said, "You are not dead, I am a parasite! I am only interested in corpses."

"You want a corpse, why did you crawl out?" Malu asked suspiciously.

 "Someone with a head!! I want one with a head!!" The insect was really anxious, "Without a head, I can't eat. Where can I get energy? Without a brain, I can't control my body."

The sorceress on the side also said at this time, "What it said is true. It is a corpse insect and can only live in corpses. I have seen its kin in other planes. Most of them are friendly and don't like it." Dissension."

“Great, I finally have someone who knows what I’m doing. That’s why I don’t like dealing with rookies. They’re all fools, and they’ll only be surprised.” The zombie was so excited that he almost cried with joy.

 “Say it again if you dare.” Malu played with the chef’s knife in his hand.

The corpse insect quickly closed its mouth, but only for a moment before it crawled towards the sorceress again, "Now that you know who I am, it will be much easier. I want to discuss something with you."

"you say."

"As you can see, my body is damaged. I must find a new body within two hours, otherwise I will die too."

 “You want me to find a body for you?”

"Don't bother me. I know where the body is. Just send me there. I'm not suitable to appear on the street like this, and I can't rush. After the incident is completed, I will give you a reward that satisfies you." .

"You are so skilled. If you can continue to protect me from the harassment of those dimensional pirates, I can pay you a large sum of money for bodyguards. How about that?"

Contrary to what the insect expected, the sorceress shook her head when faced with its generous offer, "Our tribe also has our own rules. We cannot interfere in disputes between forces, let alone make profits through it. I will not be hired for smuggling." Traffickers or dimensional pirates."

“Huh?!” The zombie was dumbfounded again. He didn’t expect that there were people in the world who didn’t love Star Coins. “But you just killed that nasty dimensional pirate for me.”

"She's not for you, she's for me." Ma Lu said, "We are friends."

"Yes, that's true." The sorceress nodded, "I'm just trying to protect my friends."

After hearing this, Chongzi could only move closer to Malu, and his tone was much more polite, "Little brother, no, big brother, you should help me."

Ma Lu didn’t step on it this time, but he showed his hands.     “But I’m just a newbie who can be surprised.”

 “Ah this…”

The boomerang came too fast, and the insect couldn't bear it. He was cruel and could only say, "As long as you help me get a new body, I, I will pay you 2,000 star coins. In addition, I will double the price of your goods in the future." receive."

"Let me think about it..." Malu's attitude seemed ambiguous.

"The remuneration of 3,000 star coins and 2.5 times the purchase price cannot be any more. After all, we are a team and I am not the one who has the final say. Others will definitely not be satisfied with this purchase price. I have to pay it myself." Let’s consider it as repayment for your life-saving grace.”

 The insect gritted its teeth and exploded another wave of gold coins.

 Although Malu estimated that he could get a higher price if he delayed the process, it would also worsen his relationship with the insect.

Considering that the two parties are likely to cooperate for a long time in the future, there is no need to make the relationship too bad. If the conditions are really harsh, even if the insect reluctantly agrees to it now in order to survive, it may not be able to abide by it in the future.

It is originally a smuggler engaged in gray business, and its moral level must not be too high.

Then Ma Lu said, "Do you think you are the kind of person who takes advantage of me? Anyway, you can get 3,000 star coins for just a trip? 2,000 is enough."

Chongzi finally breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and he was also a man in the world, and he was very righteous. Seeing Ma Lu take a step back, he immediately said, "Since you have received less money, then the purchase price is up to me. , let’s go at 2.5 times.”

“Okay, I’ll sell you all the extra food from now on. Where do you plan to pick up the body?” Malu said happily.

 “I’ll give you an address. Do you have a car?”

Ma Lu nodded.

"That's great. I'll return it to the body. You can take this body with you. I have to return it."

 “Give it back?”

"Yes, I borrowed this body, so of course I have to return it. Besides, Uncle Zheng just died this morning, and his children will have to pay their last respects tomorrow."

“But Uncle Zheng’s head is gone.” Ma Lu said after looking around at the mess.

At this time, the sorceress spoke again, "I can try to use magic to restore it, but the explosion is so scattered, I guess it can't be 100% restored."

“It doesn’t matter, as long as you can roughly identify it, then tell the family that the body is decomposed.”

The two people and one insect here are still busy trying to put the body into the car.

 On the other side, Uncle Ge, who was playing top with Uncle Zheng, had already put away his whip and top and returned home.

He was in a good mood today and opened a bottle of wine. While drinking happily, he boasted to his wife and son about how brave he was tonight and won over his good friend Uncle Zheng.

 In the end, he saw his wife and son looking at each other.

Uncle Ge realized something was wrong and finally put down his glass and asked, "What's wrong? I beat Lao Zheng once, why are you all so grim-faced? Am I your father or is he your father?"

"Dad," Uncle Ge's son hesitated for a moment, then spoke in a trembling voice, "Uncle Zheng, he had a cerebral hemorrhage when he had breakfast this morning, and he is... gone. We were afraid that you would be sad, so we didn't tell you right away. "

 (End of this chapter)