Insectoids: The Job of the Males

"You mean you encountered a mine in your crotch?" Lu Niangan finally moved his gaze from the document in front of him to his biological brother.

Lu Shuo nodded seriously.

"The other party is still a male?" Lu Niangan closed the document in front of him, resting his chin with his hands.

"Yes, yes." Lu Shuo shook his head more vigorously.

"Do you know the name?" Lu Niangan is really interested, is that kind of thing drawn by Xiongzi? Lu Niangan felt that he could not imagine.

"Xiao Tiezhu, his name is Xiao Tiezhu." After Lu Shuo finished speaking, he suddenly widened his eyes and rushed to his side, a small sculpture fell where he was sitting. The location of this sculpture not long ago was Lu Niangan's desk.

Lu Niangan stood up, if it wasn't for the heavy and generous table in front of him, Lu Shuo felt that Lu Niangan would want to rush up and beat himself, but it didn't make sense, Lu Shuo couldn't figure it out Where did he provoke this hidden irritability.

Lu Shuo, who was deeply touched by the pain of Lu Niangan's beating the insect, couldn't help but move to the side.

Eggs can be regarded as supporting each other to grow up, how can this guy grow up to be such a fool.

"What am I kidding? Ah?! Why don't I know?" Lu Shuo felt that he was wronged.

"Is there a bug who will name the male Tiezhu?! Did you fight for your position as a member of parliament or did your **** uncle buy it for you?" Looking at the waste in his mind, "The liar also finds a serious reason!"

"It's really called Tie Zhu! I'll show you the picture." Lu Shuo showed Lu Niangan the picture he secretly took. He secretly photographed it was relatively clear, originally he wanted Lu Niangan to see it See how much the little male looks like him.

Lu Niangan didn't care at first, but when he saw the photo, his eyes widened.

Lu Shuo cut and said: "I can't have this picture to deceive you, right? Look carefully, this nose, this eye."

"You said he is a crotch hidden mine?" Lu Niangan frowned, "He really looks like..."

"Like you, I know." Lu Shuo interrupted him.

"Like me! Don't you think he looks like a male father?" When his father died, Lu Niangan was twenty-four years old, and he clearly remembered himself The appearance of the male father.

Even the temperament is similar, indifferent, gloomy, and repelling insects thousands of miles away. At first glance, this male looks like a replica of his former male father, but this male is smiling, laughing at the female beside him, which is too different.

Lu Niangan's expression became more and more serious, and Lu Shuo also stayed in place: "Yes, but he said his name is Xiao Tiezhu, and he is underage, he looks only sixteen or seventeen years old, The youngest child of our male father is in his twenties, where is the male child?"

In fact, there is another possibility, that is the egg that has not yet been born. At that time, the female servant took the egg to the Junk Star. Later, after investigation, the worm that was born was indeed a female, so why did it suddenly become a male?

"Did you tell him your own name before you asked him for it?"

"Say, it's basic courtesy...Fuck! Does he know who I am?"

"It should be. As for him being a male, it's probably because his female father deliberately disguised it in the past. You know what he's guarding against." Lu Niangan suddenly felt a little tired, lying on the bed He closed his eyes in his office chair.

Eighty-eight.

The male should have been panicked at that time, he didn't expect to meet Lu Shuo under such circumstances, so he subconsciously wanted to escape first.

And that child's reaction was also based on his own female father, the female who had gone completely crazy.

Lu Niangan sighed deeply: "Don't talk about this, just pretend that nothing happened, you know?"

Lu Shuo didn't answer, Lu Niangan waited for a while, seeing Lu Shuo's tangled face, he patted the table irritably, making Lu Shuo tremble: "Give me your point Keep your thoughts away! Who are you trying to harm?! If our female father knew that our father had a male son, you don’t know what would happen in the end?!”

No worries about one or two, Lu Niangan is really tired. Because of the female son, the female father basically stocked them, and this guy Lu Shuo was still pulling it up by himself.

But compared to facing the disgust of the female father, I have to protect my brother's Lu Niangan. This guy Lu Shuo is naive in every way. Sometimes Lu Niangan really wanted to pack up this fool and the lunatic at home, but he couldn't.

The blood line is here, the female father is not a thing, but also his female father. No matter how stupid a brother is, he is still his own brother, a burden that cannot be thrown away.

Of course, this is only compared to Lu Niangan: "Nothing happened, nothing is known, it's good for everyone! You are your MP, he is his author. Now , delete all the photos for me."

"But..."

"Delete!" Lu Niangan was quite ruthless, "or I'll grab your brain and delete it for you."

"Delete it! What are you doing so fiercely?!" With Lu Niangan killing insects, Lu Shuo deleted all his secret photos: "Delete it."

"Check." Lu Niangan stretched out his hand expressionlessly, "If you don't delete one, wait for your head to open."

"Fuck you are the devil?! Ah! The devil?" Lu Shuo had no motivation to resist Lu Niangan, a potential violent madman, so he could only obediently hand in his light brain to check.

He is obviously a congressman, but shrinks like a quail: "Can't you really go to him?"

"Do you think he will see you? The kid who is the culprit who let a male live in the junk star for 16 years? Why do you find it?" Lu Niangan checked the light Throwing the brain to Lu Shuo: "It's alright, let's go."

After Lu Shuo scolded and left, Lu Nian sat dry for a long time. He didn't read the document, and he didn't think about anything in his mind. All of this happened suddenly, and suddenly he wasn't ready for anything.

After he recovered, Lu Niangan opened the homepage of the comics he followed. After rewarding the author with piles of gifts, so many that I even swiped the screen, I left a message.

[8452769452: Come on, I really like it, the author is great. 】

That's it, Lu Niangan glanced at the cover in the shimmer and closed the interface.

Maintain the relationship between readers and writers, some boundaries are not a good thing to cross, such as them and this unknown little male.

Lu Niangan remembered the female servant named Cheng Jin, but he didn't know whether the little male was surnamed Lu or Cheng Jin, and he only saw one photo .

That is probably the younger brother of his own blood, but it is only troublesome if he can bring him there.

That's it.

Lu Nianqian packed up his mood and reopened his working folder.

…

"I think! We can take off!" Zhou Luoluo showed Cheng Chaoci his line draft, "Is there any progress?"

Cheng Chaoci stared for a while, then nodded: "I've made progress, continue to work hard." The nature of the low voice was not too high.

Zhou Xiaobao, who was so engrossed in hooking, couldn't help but look over, Zhou Luoluo frowned, and made a speech to the left and right: "What's wrong with you? Why is it like being stolen by a bug? "

"No, I just encountered an unexpected bug." I don't want to have an intersection in my life. I think about the reaction when I left last time. , "I feel like my good days are coming to an end."

I don't know what to do over there: "Do you have a fortune teller here?"

Fortune telling? The Zhou brothers looked at each other, and Zhou Luoluo asked tentatively, "Calculate fate?"

"Forget it, I didn't say it." He should have known, Zerg, this **** materialistic world.

"Oh, don't be discouraged, think for the best!" Zhou Luoluo slapped Cheng Chaoci on the shoulder, "You are a male, who would dare to do anything to you?"

What if he was a lunatic? Cheng Chaoci did not continue to ask, because he knew that Zhou Luoluo would not be able to answer if he asked.

"Don't worry, if he kills you, he will also be executed. You will not lose." Zhou Xiaobao sincerely comforted.

Cheng Chaoci looked expressionlessly: "Then I thank you?"

"No, you're welcome." Zhou Xiaobao, who was rarely thanked by insects, blushed again, "It should be."

You blush a bubble teapot! Cheng Chaoci was speechless, but he also knew that it was useless to think about it now, and he was not a roundworm in Lu Shuo's stomach, ghosts knew what Lu Shuo thought.

No worm can come up with a solution for him, just to scare himself.

The only one who can help is probably Major Wei.

Cheng Chaoci sent Wei Zhuo the news that he had met Lu Shuo, Wei Zhuo returned quickly, not like it was during work hours.

Wei Zhuo is of course at work, but he has set the names of the mad woman's family as keywords. Even during working hours when messages are blocked, the bell will ring as long as a keyword is received.

After all, it was he who brought the little male out of the junk star, and he promised to be responsible for the little male. He's also worried about neglecting something because he's too busy at work.

Wei Zhuo asked Cheng Chaoci to stay at home for the past few days and try not to go out. He went to check Lu Niangan's movements.

The two brothers, Lu Shuo and Lu Niangan, have always had a good relationship. As a congressman, Lu Shuo is unlikely to do anything to Xiongzi himself.

The work of monitoring Lu Niangan's movements was handed over to Sun Wushe by Wei Zhuo, or this is what Sun Wushe wanted to pass by himself. According to the reason he said, it was to protect the author, insects Responsibility, quite a bit like being infected by Meng Yuele.

However, Lu Nian should work overtime and work overtime. Life was fairly regular, and there was no sign of wanting to get involved.

"Lu Niangan, including their grandfather's family, seems to have a complicated perception of the female." Sun Wushe looked at the information he had collected, and some words were hard to say: "The female can get The grandfather's family is sheltered because of the male brother of the female, and the female has always been very kind to his brother."

"But the brothers Lu Niangan and Lu Shuo did not seem to be so lucky. The female seemed to think that the birth of these two female sons was the beginning of his tragic career. So Lu Niangan and Lu Shuo The brothers suffered a lot of domestic violence when they were young." Sun Wushe paused for a while, then continued: "It's mainly Lu Niangan."

Cheng Chaoci was present when Sun Wushe was reading these, but before Cheng Chaoci had time to speak, Meng Yuele began to shout: "Then why does this guy care? His female father? Isn't he the big boss of a medium and large company now?"

"Perhaps you think it's your own female father after all? A worm that was born and raised by yourself? I don't know this, and I can't resonate with it." Sun Wushe said this with disdain on his face, "Also I can't agree, right, Brother Wei."

"Whether he agrees with it or not, he should not take action against Cheng Chaoci now. This can be confirmed temporarily, but it cannot be relaxed." Wei Zhuo looked at Cheng Chaoci seriously, "Their female father It appears to have attempted to attack a female not too long ago who is also the child of your former male father."

"But because it's a psychotic bug, and because it didn't cause any substantial damage, I didn't get any punishment." Once Wei Zhuo got serious, the whole bug became rigid and serious." I hope that you can take an adult female with you at any time in the future, preferably a military female, whether it is us or your female father, so as to ensure your safety."

"If we don't have time, I'll assign you a female."

"Okay, I will try to reduce going out as much as possible." Cheng Chaoci is quite cooperative. This arrangement is for his safety. Besides, Cheng Chaoci's desire to go out is not so strong. .

Since the two females seem to have no interest in him, the possibility of encountering him again is very low...

Let's…

Be a jerk!

Cheng Chaoci never imagined that he wanted to hide in earnest, but Wei Zhuo's arrangements were so careful that he couldn't resist the presence of a twenty-five boy among his friends.

Zhou Luoluotian said excitedly that he was going to chase insects and wanted to confess.

A confession is a confession, and Cheng Chaoci and Zhou Xiaobao are also forced.

Zhou Luoluo prepared a very romantic wreath, yes, it is a wreath. Cheng Chaoci had seen the kind of wreath in his previous life.

Three large characters "I love you" are paved with flowers, one word per wreath.

Zhou Luoluo couldn't get one worm, so he found two worms as coolies for himself. Zhou Luoluo hummed and lined up: "Say yes, Xiaoci, you take me, Xiaobao, you take you, love is mine."

"I know, I know!" Cheng Chaoci looked at the three huge and ugly wreaths and didn't want to touch them, but if it ruined the relationship between himself and his brother, then it was unnecessary , after all, the male worm in the chasing worm has no brains at all.

Using this wreath to blindly blind the eyes of the opposite female, maybe the opposite female can break through the **** of gender, pick up a basin of foot-washing water and pour it on Zhou Luoluo, let Zhou Luoluo know that he really does not Chance.

Zhou Xiaobao didn't make a sound.

"Do you want me to call the slogan, I call the name, and then the three bugs call I love you?" Zhou Luoluo shyly shyly.

Cheng Chaoci raised his eyes and looked at him: "If you let me be a treasure in the world, I will let you use the name of the victim to make news of the rule of law."

If you want to shout slogans, it is better to leave this tragic world directly. Or simply do away with the initiator, Zhou Xiaobao has the courage to find himself unexpectedly at this point.

The three males held their own silly wreaths and embarked on the so-called confession journey with great difficulty. Can be watched all the way.

It is not the kind of onlookers for the male insects, but the curiosity and interest in the bewildering behavior of the Zerg.

After all, Sun Wushe, who accompanied him, was consciously far away from them.

It's just that they have to get off the bus after all. Just when Cheng Chaoci felt ashamed and Zhou Xiaobao was about to be scared to death socially.

He used to be arrogant and dismissive of female insects. He felt that the sight of female insects made him uncomfortable. Comrade Zhou Luoluo, a middle-aged second sickness, became angry in his dantian and let out a terrifying roar: "Lu Read it! I love you!"

Road, what? Cheng Chaoci couldn't bear to lose face, the whole worm opened its eyes wide and looked at Zhou Luoluo in disbelief.

Aside from other complicated feelings, Cheng Chaoci felt that Zhou Luoluo was really powerful and invincible. He used to say to his female father at that cake shop, "Come with me." Now he is actually chasing after his blood-related eldest brother?

Wait a minute, maybe this name is that Lu Niangan, maybe...

Before it might be over, he looked at Lu Niangan who was going out after get off work, and both insects were stunned.

The two of them looked at each other, Zhou Luoluo immediately stretched out his elbow and pushed Cheng Chaoci: "Hey, he doesn't like you, right?"

"It's unlikely." Cheng Chaoci didn't know why, he knew it was wrong. Now this situation has nothing to do with Zhou Luoluo, Zhou Luoluo didn't know about it at all, but Cheng Chaoci just wanted to press Zhou Luoluo to the ground and hammer it.

Have fun? what! Is under 25 years old called Nianxia? You can be each other's son! Is it crazy to hook up with a 40-year-old female before the maturity period? !

No self-knowledge? Is this the female worm you can get your hands on!

Lu Nianqian retracted his gaze, walked forward as if nothing had happened, walked to Zhou Luoluo, and slowly said in Zhou Luoluo's expectant eyes: "If I can see you next time after get off work, Your female father, Lieutenant Qian, will learn that you are after a forty-year-old female."

Zhou Luoluo is autistic, Zhou Luoluo is dead, Zhou Luoluo feels that she no longer believes in love. Then Zhou Luoluo ran away crying.

Cheng Chaoci wanted to chase out at this time, and then ran away with Zhou Luoluo, but was stopped by Lu Nian.

Lu Niangan didn't know his real name, didn't know what to call listening, so he subconsciously said, "Xiao Tiezhu."

Because this is not Cheng Chaoci's real name, Cheng Chaoci didn't react and didn't stop. As a result, Lu Niangan shouted a second time, and Cheng Chaoci finally remembered that he had fooled Lu Shuo's pseudonym.

Stop silently and turn around slowly: "Hello, are you okay?"

Sun Wushe stood between Lu Niangan and Cheng Chaoci.

Lu Nian opened his mouth, but nothing came out. After a long silence, Cheng Chaoci asked tentatively, "I'm leaving now?"

"Ah? Oh." Lu Niangan nodded, "Sorry, it's abrupt."

In fact, they both know each other and understand their identity, and everyone knows what the relationship between the two insects is. But didn't say anything.

Lu Niangan knew that he was impulsive just now.

It was an inexplicable impulse when I saw it when I was not ready. Lu Niangan wanted to know what his nominal younger brother was called and how he came back from Junk Star.

But he doesn't seem to have the position to ask such a question.

Sun Wushe raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lu Niangan, grinned silently, as if mocking Lu Niangan's forward-looking character.

After expressing his disdain, Sun Wushe took Cheng Chaoci back to the suspension car.

Zhou Luoluo was completely brokenhearted, because the other party threatened to report him to his female father. Zhou Luoluo didn't have the courage to dance with his female father, so he announced that he had lost his love and returned to being single.

"So when have you been single?" Cheng Chaoci was very puzzled, "Don't you have to talk about love before you say you're broken?"

Sun Wushe, who was sitting in the front row, burst out laughing, and Zhou Luoluo cried even louder.

Zhou Xiaobao reached out and patted his back: "it's alright, in fact, you can't catch up from the very beginning."

Zhou Xiaobao's consolation is remarkable, Zhou Luoluo almost cried.

In the end, Zhou Luoluo threw herself into Cheng Chaoci’s arms and cried, burping while crying. Cheng Chaoci hypocritically comforted that you are actually great, but he has no vision.

Zhou Luoluo, whose eyes were crying into walnuts, raised his head tremblingly: "You, can you introduce me? I think your, that indifferent brother, is the one who is unhappy all day..."

Before he finished speaking, Cheng Chaoci raised his slap: "Oh? What do you want to say?"

"What do you want to do?" Zhou Luoluo flinched, and quietly left Cheng Chaoci's embrace.

"Let me see if what you said is what I want to hear, and if not, do you see this slap?" Cheng Chaoci was expressionless, "It will fall on you later. your face."

Zhou Luoluo is no longer weak or weak, and the so-called lovelorn is also cured. Oh, it doesn't matter if it's cured or not, looking at Zhou Luoluo's ghostly appearance, it's not there yet.

Lu Niangan's attraction to him is similar to that of a mature big sister in a previous life to a little boy who has not yet entered the society. The little kid is stalking, and the big sister doesn't look down on it.

Cheng Chaoci sighed, not wanting to pay attention to Zhou Luoluo.

He simply sat aside and opened his Guangnao account to reply to the comment, but was frightened by two huge sums of money.

"?????" Cheng Chaoci took a deep breath. It was a digital ID. ! This is, met a local tyrant? !

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and the local tyrant pays so much for reading comics at one time? And there are no special requirements?

Cheng Chaoci returned the reward. After all, he now has a stable income and does not rely on the reward to live.

This Lu Niangan was a little frustrated, probably because Cheng Chaoci saw his identity, so he didn't accept it.

In fact, Cheng Chaoci inexplicably thought of the comment on the home address of the author who offered a huge reward, and felt chills down his spine, for fear of some terrible sad readers behind the money.