Insectoids: The Job of the Males

On the day when the first love comic was due, it happened to be Cheng Chaoci's seventeenth birthday. Cheng Chaoci had already forgotten about this, but Cheng Jin had asked for leave the day before to come back to see him, and only then did Cheng Chaoci remember that there was such a thing.

Cheng Jin returned to the army, but due to the particularity of his original resignation and the fact that he concealed the identity of Xiongzi, although all of this is for the sake of Xiongzi's life safety and can be properly understood, the overall Still in a stage of making up for it.

So the assignment was not easy. Not long ago, Cheng Jin followed the troops to explore a new galaxy.

This time off is also more troublesome, but after all, Cheng Jin's family is special, and there is a single-parent male son in the family, so he is still allowed to leave.

Moreover, Wei Zhuo also felt that Cheng Chaoci was safer to live in his place. After all, he was an S-rank female worm, and there was a grandfather of the marshal behind him.

Zerg do not like to eat cakes on birthdays, cakes are not a thing linked to birthdays in Zerg. Zerg don't have that romantic feeling.

I still bring cakes, this is a habit he left on the junk star.

Meeting again, Cheng Chaoci found that his female father was a little thinner, but the whole worm was more energetic, the type that no worm dared to approach with a straight face.

No insects here dare to approach, referring to the Zhou brothers. Zhou Xiaobao himself is socially afraid, and seeing his friend's female father is a difficult challenge for him, so Zhou Xiaobao drew and saw Cheng Jin coming, the whole worm lost its soul in an instant, and only weakly said to Cheng Jin He said, "Hello, uncle."

Zhou Luoluo is different, Zhou Luoluo once let Cheng Jin follow her with true feelings, although it was only a momentary thought. It was also subconsciously blurted out, but the embarrassment was real. It was so embarrassing that Zhou Luoluo felt uncomfortable when he saw Cheng Jin.

But this is just the embarrassment of a worm falling around. No adult female will care about a minor male.

This time Cheng Chao said his birthday, and only Cheng Jin was present. Wei Zhuo and Meng Yuele went on a mission, Xiao Jie and He Huaijian were studying. As for Sun Wushe and Teacher Xiao, they didn't know Cheng Chaoci's birthday, and they probably wouldn't be interested in it either.

But as Cheng Chaoci, who had no concept of birthdays in his previous life, it was a surprise that Cheng Jin was able to ask for leave at this time.

And there are two friends of the same age to accompany this? Although the two are shaking more than the other.

Fortunately, the cake Cheng Jin bought was quite large, enough for three little males.

At the dining table, Zhou Luoluo and Zhou Xiaobao were a little cautious, Zhou Xiaobao was very confused, he felt that he should say something, otherwise if Cheng Chaoci's female father felt that he was rude and would not let Cheng What should I do with Chao Ci and myself painting together?

Well, even for comics, I have to take this step.

So Zhou Xiaobao, who was looking for a topic, said: "Cousin, you don't have to lose your love, in fact, the type of Uncle Cheng is not your reason!"

His mouth was covered and surrounded by his good cousin. Zhou Xiaobao is very innocent. He remembers that his cousin likes this type. He is tall and handsome. Zhou Luoluo often says he is looking for this type.

Isn't it a compliment to tell a female that a male likes you?

Zhou Xiaobao obviously didn't understand, this kind of remark is a compliment to unmarried females. And for married females. Especially the female father of my friend, that's two completely different meanings. Such a so-called compliment seems frivolous, and there is always a kind of meaning that Zhou Luoluo intends to become Cheng Chao's father.

That was terrible, Zhou Xiaobao couldn't imagine, he always felt that he would be fired by Cheng Chaoci on his first day on the job.

Cheng Jin also listened to this kind of joke among children, and wouldn't take it seriously. After laughing, Cheng Jin looked at Cheng Chaoci.

This is a worm that he raised with his own hands. It has been seventeen years since he was born from an egg.

In the future, Xiaoci will grow up and will find a suitable Cijun for her. Cheng Jin was familiar with his worm cubs, and knew that Cheng Chaoci would probably not find any more female servants or female slaves.

And the choice of the female monarch is estimated to be what she likes, not what interest or material preference.

Cheng Jin doesn't want to interfere too much with Cheng Chaoci's life.

Although at first Cheng Jin thought that Cheng Chaoci would come together with Wei Zhuo. Both are great after all. Although Wei Zhuo didn't seem to be interested in male insects because of his own male father, Cheng Jin always felt that Wei Zhuo was different from Cheng Chaoci.

Even the eyes that looked at Cheng Chaoci were so gentle, you must know that Major Li Wei in the army is notoriously ruthless.

But now Cheng Jin really doesn't understand what the two worms are. It's hard to say whether the two worms will develop after being away from Cheng Chaoci for such a long time.

But if the object is really Wei Zhuo, Cheng Jin can rest assured. After all, Wei Zhuo has the confidence to protect Cheng Chaoci.

"Female father? What are you looking at?" After dividing the cake for the Zhou brothers, Cheng Chaoci turned his head and found that his female father was looking at him.

"No, it just feels like time goes by too fast." I don't know how to adapt.

If it wasn't for Cheng Chaoci's birth, Cheng Jin would not have chosen a relatively safe job on Junk Star.

In that case, maybe they have joined the star thief now, or they are dead.

After he had his own cubs, everything was different. It is no exaggeration to say that the birth of Cheng Chaoci gave him a new spiritual support, which was the reason for him to live well .

"Yeah, time flies too fast." Not long ago, I was worried about money on Junk Star, but in a blink of an eye, now I even have male friends on the capital star, "I will in the future. getting better."

Cheng Jin laughed: "Well, the better." He reached out and touched the soft hair on the top of his male head. Zhou Luoluo, who was watching, was envious.

"Can I touch your head?" Zhou Luoluo asked tentatively, Cheng Chaoci gave him a look, cold and ruthless: "You try?"

This guy Zhou Luoluo really ignored Cheng Chaoci's warning and tried it out, um, very soft!

The final outcome is that Zhou Luoluo was pressed on the table by Cheng Chaoci and frantically rubbed his head.

Xiao Jie and He Huaijian who could not come also called.

"Xiao Ci, I will give you a big gift on your adult birthday." He Huaijian made a very serious promise. He also wanted to tell Cheng Chaoci about his recent learning progress, but was robbed by Xiao Ji After all, Xiao Jie blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I like to listen to Chao Ci, but Xiao talks a lot. I haven't heard it for a long time, but I still have an inexplicable sense of nostalgia.

Zhou Luoluo and Zhou Xiaobao watched with envy.

With this envy, Zhou Luoluo sent a message to her female brother, saying I missed you.

The other party replied very quickly [Second brother: No money? The male father scolded you again? 】

… Zhou Luoluo closed the dialog with a blank expression, and sure enough, some things did not belong to him. He should continue to be his solitary male.

…

"You mean the name Tiezhu?" A certain blond male opened his eyes slightly and looked at Lu Shuo in front of him.

"Yes! Xiao Tiezhu, is it possible that it is the real name among your males?" Lu Shuo asked quietly on his way to work, but the male he asked was actually the same He was wearing a black suit with the badge of Parliament pinned to his chest.

"What? I think I heard Tiezhu?" Not far away, another male member of the Congress came over, "You can't do it, Lao Qian. You actually have **** with your colleagues?"

In their vicinity, more councilors were not females, but males. At first glance, it seems that this society has become more male and less female.

, there is a male named Xiao Tiezhu."

"Hahahahahahaha!" The two males laughed loudly, which attracted more males.

Blonde male: "Hey, Xiao Tiezhu, Xiao Tiezhu."

"Hahahahahaha!"

Lu Shuo stared blankly at the group of laughing and twitching males: "You **** **** always like to break my illusions about males." If not for the political officials Protection, not revealing the identities of any political officials, Lu Shuo really wanted his eldest brother to see these **** males.

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"Yes! I met him, he may be me... Forget it, you don't need to know. All in all, he said his name was Xiao Tiezhu, do you think this may be his real name."

"It's impossible." Lao Qian sighed, "I know his situation, and the relationship with your family is somewhat special."

The male colleague on the side nodded, "Actually, we have been paying close attention to him since he came back."

"You also know that there is more and more tension between the Zerg females and males." There have been more and more male-disgusting females represented by Jinyue. Beneath the calm surface are countless storms. Excessive oppression will eventually lead to resistance, and eventually backlash against itself.

If you do not solve the problem from the root cause, then there will be a second gold and a third gold will appear later.

"The president has always wanted to promote reforms, but we are a long-standing problem, and a slight change may hurt the bones, or even break down the society. After all, the interests of the males are not only the males themselves. In maintenance, there are also a bunch of female advocates." The male said this without caring that he was also a male.

"Cultural works are a good soft entry point. It will be much more convenient to push forward some minor reforms later, although there will definitely be resistance." Lao Qian sighed and shook his head, "The future generations are terrible, above. I like that guy very much."

The male on the side also responded: "Yes, and he is a male. This identity is equivalent to a layer of lubricating oil, so that the worm cannot completely push the male to the female. On the opposite side, society is always progressing together.”

Lu Shuo saw the relieved expressions of these male colleagues, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "So he may be recruited by you when he grows up? Become a workaholic like you?"

"Let's see what the little male means. But I guess the president will go directly to him when he is an adult." After all, the president was so impatient.

The president of the Zerg does not know what he looks like. In the Zerg society, the default is that the president is taken up by the general of the military, so he has no real power at all, so he just hangs an empty name, only government workers know that he is not in this way.

The military can always manage only the military's own affairs, and each department handles government affairs by itself. And the grand marshal, ahem, that 150-year-old grand marshal is the female monarch of the 150-year-old president.

The politics of the Zerg has never been in the hands of the female, let alone the sub-female.

The males are naturally wild and conquering, and they are destined to be qualified politicians. Oh, just count this group at the top of the male worms.

After the genetic test of each male, the A-level males will be screened out, and then based on the wishes of the individual, family background, and whether there is any bad record. In the end, if there is no problem, they will be thrown into a male-only school for training, and they will basically be elites after graduation.

One of the reasons why almost 80% of the main hidden officials are males is to worry that there are females who will feel that the whole country is tightly grasped by the males. To protect the male worms, the days are going to end, and they simply rebel.

But those are obviously legacy issues from generation to generation, the initial idea was good, to protect the males with weak self-protection ability. Later, generation after generation, it became demonized. And now this male protection law has existed for hundreds of years.

It has become a bottomless maintenance for males.

It was like a deep accumulation of dirt. It's hard to deal with, and it takes a lot of effort.

As for the second reason, those males didn't tell Lu Shuo. Lu Shuo didn't feel like it was a secret, but the male worms refused to open their mouths.

In short, females like Lu Shuo who become civil officials are really rare among political officials.

No matter how good these males are, they still have their pride as males, and they rarely praise a certain insect together like this.

Lu Shuo was actually quite happy to hear it, but also a little embarrassed. Don't think he didn't see it, these guys avoided telling him "Xiao Tiezhu"'s real name.

Lu Shuo is very depressed. Could it be that because of the legacy of the previous generation, he didn't even have the chance to make a real name?

He is so honest and kind, like a worm who can make trouble? ah? looks like? Lu Shuo doesn't feel like it, it's very different!

But if you really want to ask again, Lu Shuo is sure that his colleagues will give him a big circle. He can't handle these males with his brains, he's just a simple female, the kind who can be fooled just by fooling around.

Now even Lu Shuo is beginning to wonder, how did he pass the parliamentary interview?

…

In the evening, Zhou Xiaobao and Zhou Luoluo stayed at Cheng Chaoci's side for the night. After all, Cheng Chaoci's family environment is not complicated, and there is only one female father. The Zhou family quickly agreed.

The three worms crowded together and checked the manuscript finally. When he saw the blue butterfly flying in the picture again, the beautiful galaxy and the sea that made the insects cry, Zhou Luoluo couldn't help sobbing: "I also want to fall in love."

"I think so too." Zhou Xiaobao agreed, and finally added again, "The other party had better be a reporter."

How sweet the comics are, the more bleak reality will make them feel.

Even Cheng Chaoci let out a long sigh. After all, Zhou Xiaobao and Zhou Luoluo have only been single for more than ten years. Cheng Chaoci had been single for more than 40 years if he counted his last life.

Three single males sighed and sighed around the cartoon, feeling that it was not worth it.

At this moment, Cheng Chaoci's brain rang, and it was news from Wei Zhuo.

Cheng Chaoci remembered that his mother said that Wei Zhuo was on a mission in another galaxy, how could he be able to make a phone call at this time?

Click to answer, Weizhuo's translucent projection appears on the light brain.

"Happy birthday." Wei Zhuo said the reason for the call at the beginning, "I'm sorry I couldn't contact you in the first time, are you having a good time today?"

He is still wearing a combat uniform, but his face is very clean. Cheng Chaoci estimates that he should not be fighting star thieves or something. After all, he has no chance to call himself. .

"The task is important, the task is important, and it's not a big deal." Cheng Chaoci scratched his head a little embarrassedly. He looked at the projection and then at Cheng Chaoci. Chaos speech, different expressions.

"What are you happy about!" Zhou Luoluo deliberately coaxed, "He doesn't have romantic love!" But there is no limit to the sound.

The Wei Zhuo was stunned for a moment: "Are there any other males?"

"Don't worry about it." Cheng Chaoci reached out and patted Zhou Luoluo, Zhou Luoluo shrank back, and then laughed.

A female who is not related to Cheng Chaoci finally came. Zhou Luoluo felt that he was ok, let Cheng Chao laugh at himself before he said it! Make him feel like he can't catch up with the females! Zhou Luoluo was determined to take revenge: "I can't even see Lan Yingdie on my birthday! Where can I be happy!"

After Zhou Luoluo finished speaking, he rolled on the spot, staying a little further away from Cheng Chaoci, lest Cheng Chaoci beat him. However, Le Ji was sad, and the little toe hit the corner of the bed, and Zhou Luoluo let out a scream that was not like a worm.

Wei Zhuo heard the screams, but seeing Cheng Chaoci in the projection was not nervous, but laughed, making sure that the male who only made a sound was okay, but: "You Do you want to see Blue Ying Butterfly?"

"Ah?" Cheng Chaoci's smile stopped abruptly, but Wei Zhuo said, "Wait."

The next movement is probably Wei Zhuo climbing a tree, from Cheng Chaoci's perspective, only the undulating muscle lines of Wei Zhuo's arms can be seen. It's not too exaggerated, Wei Zhuo is not too strong, his muscles are dense and explosive. From the appearance alone, he looks like the tall, long-legged and aggressive male models on the magazine covers in his previous life.

You can't see it at ordinary times, but you can see the power of it when you exert force.

Cheng Chaoci felt that he could see Wei Zhuo's arms for a long time, but S-rank was S-rank after all, and soon he climbed the tree. When climbing the tree, he put the light brain in his hand in his mouth. They are not allowed to wear anything but military communication tools on their wrists when they go out on a mission.

The tree seemed thick and tall. Wei Zhuo patted his clothes after standing firmly on the branch: "I have a panoramic view here, male, please turn the projection to the maximum."

The three males squatting together were stunned, and the Zhou brothers all looked at Cheng Chaoci. Cheng Chaoci pretended to be calm and maximized the projection. If he ignored him and pressed the wrong button three times, maybe Zhou Luoluo really believed that this guy was calm.

From Wei Zhuo's point of view, the crowns of those trees can be roughly seen.

"He won't fire a torch later and gently show you butterflies, right?" Zhou Luoluo couldn't imagine, he knew Wei Zhuo, and the conflict between him and Cheng Chaoci at the beginning was because He belittles Wei Zhuo's appearance. Later, Zhou Luoluo also apologized seriously, but Wei Zhuo really looks very aggressive!

If this is like the female in the comics, let Cheng Chaoci take a look at this beautiful world, the sense of disobedience is a bit heavy. And: "Is there a blue butterfly here? Why can't I see it?"

While talking, Zhou Luoluo and Zhou Xiaobao rubbed against Cheng Chaoci by coincidence, three pairs of eyes staring at the screen together.

On the other end, Wei Zhuo raised his gun, and while the three insects were stunned, they shot three neatly in the direction of the forest below.

The blue fluorescent butterfly hidden in the canopy rushed out and was frightened. In an instant, so many blue fluorescent butterflies appeared from the canopy, shocking and beautiful.

The Blue Fluorescent Butterfly has no hearing, but is particularly sensitive to airflow. Wei Zhuo forcibly tossed Lan Yingdie out like a bandit.

The feeling of "Since my worms are watching, don't sleep and let me get out and fly."

In the comics, the sub-female as a reporter gently leads the male to see the whole universe.

In reality, it was the S-rank military female who broke out all the blue fluorescent butterflies with a gun and climbed a tree because of a joke.

The sub-female in the comics will tell the little male a series of interesting things that he encountered on this planet in the blue fluorescent butterfly.

Wei Zhuo doesn't do that, and probably won't be able to do that either. I just said something after all the blue Yingdie flew out: "Happy birthday, are you in a better mood now?"

The sub-woman in the comics is so gentle, but why does he think that this military woman who climbs a tree and shoots at will is even more his mother's heart? !

Huh? ! why!

"He didn't say anything.

Cheng Chaoci doesn't really care. He now feels that he has a big three-ton rhino in his heart, and his hooves are smashing in his heart! I can't stand it, I can't stand it!

The Zhou brothers who received the biggest crit were actually the brothers, everyone was the same for a second, how could the gap between insects and insects come out in such a blink of an eye?