Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

On the second day of returning to the Chang'e, Russell packed up his group of Fuwa and sent it to the courier according to the address left to him by Sauter. When he packed his things, he found that there were still two catties in the locker. The cashmere thread, white and white, has been unwilling to use it, so he took it out and planned to knit a sweater for Sauter. Regardless of how rich he is, the happiness brand sweater from Gaia Star is hard to buy.

A few days after the courier was sent, a blushing love letter lay in Russell’s mailbox. The letter was written by Solitaire, with the beginning "Dear Russell" and the signature "Your Loyal Solter". , The text first expresses his love for woolen toys, and will soon return to the Magic Village to reunite the Fuwa family, and then use simple and simple language to confide his thoughts and love to Russell, who has been parting for a few days. Finally, Tell him that he has been very busy recently, and he will be traveling to a relatively distant mineral planet. It will take about ten days to get to Sarena. At that time, he will have a day or so to meet with him on the Chang'e, so that he remembers to change the bed and wash. It’s a good shower, it’s better to give his sissy attendant a day off, because baby, you scream so noisy...

Russell was flushed and smirked after reading the love letter. He sang a lingering tune about idiots and sweaters and began to search for a suitable big bed on the Internet. Jopp took a baboon dog fostered by them and walked around him. When Russell actually placed an order for an expensive three-hundred gold coin bed, he came over suspiciously and asked, "Why do you buy such a big bed?"

Russell smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm already an adult, haha, there will always be that... who needs a big bed."

Jopp glanced at him complainingly, and took the baboon with his head down. It was obvious that his boss was going to date someone, and it was obviously not him that he was dating.

Thanks to the blind date show, Russell is now somewhat well-known. In the past month, several clients came to him for affair. Except for a few who had ulterior motives at first glance, he screened a lost and found case and accepted it. —A young shapeshifter lost his fiancé’s ancestral bracelet and was very anxious when the wedding was approaching.

Russell asked Jopp to stay on the Chang'e to look after the baboon customers, and he drove his small spacecraft out of the Abyss Space Station to look for bracelets. There is a famous black market, and many pickpockets go there to sell the stolen goods.

Russell wandered around the Abyss Space Station for three days. The bracelet was not found. Instead, he found an emerald finger that was suspected to come from the earth. The finger of the finger was the size of a thumb carapace, and the water head was excellent. The ring was carved in platinum. Simple and simple. As soon as he saw this finger, he felt that he was a good match for Sauter, and he also had the heart from Gaia. Although the 20,000 gold coins really hurt him, he still bought it without hesitation.

After buying the ring for a few days, just when he thought this trip was in vain, a short Grey Star pickpocket finally delivered the bracelet to him. Russell was overjoyed and slammed a low price and bought it back. I am very happy that I can drop a large amount of agency fees.

When I was happy, I went to the Abyss Bar and drank two glasses. The sour leaf wine has a strong stamina. Russell was a little dizzy after drinking. I wanted to find a place to sleep and wake up and go back. I think that the day agreed with Sauter is approaching. Fearing that Sauter would arrive early, he drove the spaceship away.

"Drunk driving is very dangerous, you need to be cautious on the road." Russell paid no attention to the projection of propaganda slogans floating on the waterway. Pressing the accelerator key directly went to sub-light speed. It's a pity that the World News will come soon. As soon as the spacecraft speeds up, he feels that the sky is spinning, his stomach seems to be turned over by someone, and the spirits and food are turned upside down, spraying uncontrollably on the ground, and quickly slowing down the speed. Come down, turn on the self-control, ran to the toilet and vomited.

I don’t know what happened. At the beginning, as long as the speed of the spacecraft increased, he would feel nauseous. After tossing back and forth several times, he would retire even at low speed, so he had to lower the engine to the lowest gear, little by little. The two-hour voyage dragged and flew for a full six hours. At the end, the navigator couldn't be seen clearly, and it almost crashed the entrance when docking with the Chang'e.

This is a fake bar! Your sister must complain when I recover! Russell crawled into the Chang'e with his legs limp, and immediately rushed into the toilet and then vomited. After vomiting up food, he began to vomit bile. At the end of the vomiting, he felt that he was about to vomit blood.

Jopp was awakened by the earth-shaking vomiting, and the sleepy unicorn ran out under a quilt (this kid always turned unconsciously when he slept), and immediately turned into a human form when he saw the miserable situation of the boss , Asked at a loss: "What's wrong with you?"

Russell almost vomited, pointing to the cup, Jopp hurriedly took a glass of ice water and handed it to him, worryingly: "Shall I take you to the medical station? You look very ill."

Russell felt better when he poured a glass of ice water into it, waved his hand, and said weakly, "I drink too much, and just sleep. Don't dare to go to the medical station. I was found to be drunk and driving. I don't even think about it all year. It’s time to drive the spaceship.” After finishing talking, he closed his eyes and floated into the bedroom. The paper man generally fell on the bed, and fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

Jopp stood by the bed for a while, his eyes gradually showing doubts, went to the kitchen medicine cabinet and took the personal thermometer, swept Russell’s forehead, showed low fever, thought about it, and went back to the warehouse in his cabinet. After turning around for a long time, he took out an inconspicuous black box.

He slipped to the side of Russell’s bed, gently opened the zipper of his thermal suit, and tracked his abdomen with the black box. When he pressed the button, a blue light flashed silently, and a few seconds later, he suddenly made a light noise. ring.

Jopp was taken aback by the sound and looked at Russell in horror. Fortunately, he was asleep and didn't wake up at all. He closed the black box, restored Russell’s clothes to their original condition, and raised the temperature of the bedroom. Ji, quietly retired.

Russell slept in the dark for nearly twenty hours. When he woke up, he was a little nauseated. He took a bath and changed his clothes. There was a high-precision medical instrument in the middle of the living room. Jopp was squatting under the chair and **** the screws. .

"Are you awake?" Jopp climbed out of the chair and asked concerned, "Are you awake? How do you feel? You haven't been awake after calling you several times. I'm so worried."

Russell stretched his waist and said: "It's all right, it's just a bit disgusting, alas, I won't drink anymore...Where did this thing come from? You bought it? Don't we already have a physical examination machine?"

Jopp handed him a courier note, saying: "It was delivered by express. Mr.'Bye' from the planet Sagena bought it for you."

Sauter's full name is "Sauter. Bye". Russell received the express delivery form, and it was sent from Sagena's home. The date was three days ago. He thought of something, and hurriedly opened the memo. Sure enough, there was a letter from Sauter, telling him that he had bought him the latest medical examination instrument, and asked him to debug it as soon as possible as soon as the goods arrived. Any discomfort Contact yourself immediately.

This product is really creative. Russell curled his lips and saw that there was an itinerary attached to the letter, indicating that her husband will arrive on the Chang'e ship tomorrow night and enjoy a fourteen-hour vacation.

Russell was in a good mood when he thought that Sauter was coming. He closed the memo and hurried to the kitchen to check the stock. Sauter likes to eat meat and must make sure that he has enough meat. Although the one below will be a bit painful during sex. But the above one is more difficult to move around...

Jopp followed him and asked curiously, "Who gave the gift?"

Russell rummaged in the freezer for the snow fish, and said casually, "Mr. Soter."

Jopp asked suspiciously: "He? Why did he send you a medical examination?"

The snow fish was gone, so I had to buy it. Russell closed the freezer and decided to tell him the truth: "We are married."

"Scared?!" Jopp was scared, petrified in place, with an expression struck by lightning, and then slowly, the corners of his beautiful mouth collapsed, his clear eyes flashed with sad tears, and he silently exited. In the kitchen, he walked into the warehouse dejectedly and closed the hatch.

"Jopp." Russell knocked on the door. Before answering, he pushed aside and walked in. He saw Jopp sitting on the edge of the bed with his head lowered, and when he came in, he looked up at him and then lowered.

"Don't be like this." Russell looked at his crying red eyes a little sad, but still felt that the long pain was better than the short one. He touched his head and said, "Sorry, I didn't tell you in advance that I was wrong, but we do You are already married. If you feel unhappy, you can leave here. If you stay, we will be good friends and good partners in the future. No matter what you decide, I will understand you."

After that, he quit the warehouse and left space for Jopp. He did have a good impression of this kid at first, but after all, he is now with Sauter, and it is impossible to shamelessly step on two boats. At that time, everything is said nothing, it is better to make it clear and let Jopp make his own choice.

Back in the living room, Russell suddenly became a bit hungry. He cooked a little bit of porridge and drank two mouthfuls, and then started to feel sick again. He had to fall all over and lay down on the table in a daze. He didn't know what was wrong with him. Are you drunk? Why do you still feel sick after vomiting? When I wake up, I feel sleepy again, so hard. Is this my menopause advanced?

The warehouse door opened, and Jopp stepped out, took a glance at Russell, took the screwdriver and went under the chair, silently installed all the parts, and said, "Okay, let's try. ."

Russell didn't move, looking at him questioningly, Jopp curled his lips, looking like he was about to cry again, and said: "I won't leave you, don't drive me away, can I, I, and we still be the same as before? "

Seeing him crying, Russell couldn't bear to hurt him any more, so he nodded, "Okay."

"Let’s try the medical device." Jopp turned off the topic. Russell sat on the medical device in the past. Various probes immediately floated over and attached to him. The indicator light flashed for a few seconds, and a life-size holographic projection appeared. In front of him, his appearance is exactly the same, except that the whole person is translucent. The internal organs, blood vessels, nerves and bones in the body are displayed in different colors. Next to the portrait is a complicated list of everything from trace elements to platelet content. , Very detailed.

"What is this?" The last line of the form is a group of garbled characters, and the parameter bar next to it is a minus sign. Russell couldn't understand it, and asked, "Does this mean negative?"

Jopp's eyes flashed, he opened the user guide and looked at it, and said: "The manual shows that this column should be pregnant. I don't know why it is garbled. The minus sign probably means that you are not pregnant? Come down and let me see if the circuit is there. If it’s damaged, please ask after-sales service if you can’t fix it.”

"No need." Russell turned off the switch and said, "This item is of no use to me. I don't need to apply for repairs. It's troublesome." Pregnancy or something is not in his consideration at all.

Empiricism kills people...