Interstellar Love Hunting Guide

In order to prevent Jopp from being too embarrassed when Sauter arrived, Russell sent him out for a two-day mission the next morning. Jopp didn't seem to doubt the boss' motives at all. After packing up his things, he drove away in the small spaceship. .

Russell cleaned up the corners of the Chang'e in the morning. No one wanted to cook at noon. After eating two bites of biscuits, he drove Jopp’s broken spaceship to the hypermarket. The food there was fresher than the takeaway. It's also cheaper.

"Dear guest, do you want to try our new'octave space' condom? Now it is 30% off, and there is aphrodisiac perfume as a gift." As soon as he entered the store, a robot promoter followed Russell's floating shopping Che, "Sir, you look very capable of giving birth. This is not good for your health. Although the government encourages childbirth, you have to think about your body. How about it. Buy a box and give it to your husband."

What is meant by "looks very viable"? Do men give birth to children? Russell, is your vision sensor broken, can't you tell that I am an alien?

"Being a man, be nice to yourself." The robot chattered and followed him in sales. "Nowadays, most husbands like to do things with real swords and guns. They really don't care about the feelings of their wives. I believe you also have such troubles. You look so painful..."

"Thank you, I don't need it." Russell Black Line, is he complimenting me? Can someone compliment people with the words "it hurts"?

"Is it afraid of affecting the quality of sexual life? It doesn't matter. Our'octave space' condom is ultra-thin, only one micron thick, but it can effectively block 99.99% of sperm. Oh, brother, don’t look at your body so good. , I really want to give birth to ten or eight, and the spice is going to become an aunt..."

Even if I'm old, I'm an uncle, right? You're an aunt! Your whole family are aunts! Russell stopped unbearably, pulled the face of the robot, and said sincerely: "Look at my mouth—GUN—get off!"

The robot wiped the saliva from his face, and floated away angrily: "Give birth, give birth to more, you will know what is good or bad, you grinning little fairy..."

Russell rushed to the aquatic area, drove his mechanical arm to grab a pocket of seabass, rubbed the scales viciously with the washboard, and looked at a deformed person with a child next to him. He was frightened and dragged the child away quietly: "It's too bloody, it's so bloody. A shrew..."

The shrew vented on the snow fish, feeling a lot calmer, packed the food, and drove the car to the department store area to buy something for Soter, slippers, ultrasonic tooth cleaner, razor, and dental floss. The little things didn't fall. There's no way, the people's minds are very thin after being single for a long time, and sometimes he feels like a mother-in-law. (Actually, you've always been a standard wife's physique, dear...)

Looking across the husband’s supplies shelf, the "octave space" condoms are neatly stacked on the shelf, looking very eye-catching. Russell took one and took a look. I really didn’t notice that Transformers use this before, as this galaxy’s. Can a man really get pregnant? So what exactly do females do?

Putting down the condom, Russell looked at his shadow in the mirror next to the shelf, and suddenly trembled in his heart, not knowing why, wipe! Lao Tzu wouldn't be assimilated with them as soon as they were taken by the rays here, right? NONONONO! I am a carbon-based organism, they are silicon-based, we are different...

"Oh! Dear customer, have you finally figured it out?" The robotic salesman saw him patrolling here from a distance, and his eyes floated over. Russell pressed the chrysanthemum, grabbed a bottle of mint-flavored lubricant, and opened it. Ran away with the shopping cart.

Back on the Chang'e, Russell put the classification codes of the newly bought items neatly, and the memo suddenly issued a "beep" tone, indicating that someone requested a connection, and the verification code was actually "Grandpa Ollie".

Russell was very fond of Uncle Biscuit and immediately agreed to the request.

"Oh! My child." Ollie was still in that startled tone, "Why did you lose weight without seeing you in a few days? Was Sauter's ineffective bear kid neglecting you? Don't blame him, he is destined to be the most bitter man in this galaxy. What good is it to sit in that seat? Look, Evans, this little clever ghost, has long been a pick for him, hahaha."

"Hello, Grandpa Ollie." Russell smiled foolishly with him, "How are you devouring the coach? Are you a commander of thousands now? How far are you from guarding the law?"

"Baby, you are so smart, guess what I came from so soon!" Ollie's old face smiled into a chrysanthemum, "I have come to mobilize you to become a teacher. I am now the chief of the eighth quadrant of Devouring Teaching. Ah, I’m working hard towards the apologist. It’s a pity that these people under me don’t work well. It’s not easy to cultivate a cronie these years. Husband, you can be promoted directly to the commander of thousands as soon as you become a teacher. It feels so cool to kill haha ​​and engage in nepotism. In the past, my own galaxy had to enforce the law impartially, but now the cult who toss Andreev has no more worries hahaha."

This old guy is really crazy. Fortunately, Sauter didn't follow him at all. Russell quietly wiped his sweat. The inertial thinking from the earth made him embarrassed to reject the kindness of his elders, so he had to say: "Okay grandpa." Anyway, he is a civil organization. , The right to play with him.

"Ahaha, that's great baby, but you can't tell Sauter, this is the secret between us."

"Okay." Russell had to agree with the good thing to the end and send the Buddha to the west.

Ollie showed an enrollment form, swiped it and filled it out for Russell, swept his fingerprints, and said, "Well, you are now my commander, welcome to the eighth quadrant, come and say "There is someone on Lao Tzu." Listen."

Russell Falls Khan, bit the bullet and said, Uncle Biscuit disappeared contentedly.

The entire Delta galaxy follows Sagena time, and Interstellar Port 211 is no exception. As soon as seven o'clock in the evening, the artificial sky gradually dims, and the lights of ships and ships living in Interstellar Port are all lit up.

At 7:30, Russell took out the fragrant seabass from the oven and placed it on the romantic dining table with candlesticks. When everything was ready, the access control issued a warning that the spacecraft requested docking.

Sauter's low-key and powerful single-man spacecraft safely docked with the slowly extended channel of the Chang'e, then the engine turned off, and the tall and handsome red-haired man walked out. He was still wearing the civilian clothes he used for the mission, and he looked like a dusty servant, and his always vigorous eyes were slightly reddish. Obviously, he hadn't rested for a long time.

Natural hugs and kisses. The newlyweds who have not seen in a few days can’t wait to paste them together as soon as they meet. Russell, because he has not eaten seriously for a few days, is exhausted and feels a little bit of breath when he is kissed by Sott. , I finally kissed enough to loosen it, and I felt the stars appear in front of my eyes.

"What's the matter with you? Your face is terrible." Sauter keenly noticed his discomfort and touched his forehead with concern. "It's a little low-grade fever, isn't it?"

"Oh, no, it's just because I just stood near the oven." Russell gave him a comforting smile, and Sauter pecked the corner of his lips: "I have to take a shower. I just came back from the mine star. Volcanic ash."

After taking a shower, Sauter wore the newly bought plaid pajamas that Russell bought him, and he looked a bit like a family man. No way, the taste of an otaku is plaid, plaid, and endless plaid.

The two sat at the table, Russell divided a large piece of seabass and put it on his plate: "The fish is going to be cold, come and eat it."

Sauter was really hungry. He picked up the tableware and started to gulp. Russell also divided a piece for himself. He was very hungry, but he gave it to his mouth without any taste. After chewing twice and swallowing, he immediately began to nausea and wrinkled. He swallowed his brows for a few bites, and couldn't help it. He stood up and ran to the toilet, holding the toilet and vomiting all of them.

"What's the matter with you?" Sauter was startled at first, and hurriedly followed, then his eyes lit up and he asked with surprise on his face: "Ah! Is it there?"

Russell had just calmed down, choked on the saliva he gave him this question, coughed desperately, and began to vomit again.

Sauter patted him on the back and smoothed him, poured another glass of water for him, and when he gargled, he hugged him directly into the bedroom, and held him in his arms to smooth him.

Russell closed his eyes and lay down for a while, feeling that Sauter opened his trouser buttons, touched his belly with his big hand, and muttered, "I can't touch anything."

Russell Black Line, what do you want to touch? Two cakes or 80,000? Except for the six pack abs, I only have the belly button.

"Did you use the medical examination machine I bought for you?" Soter asked with a frown.

"I used it. I found out that the electrolyte is a little out of balance. I drank a while ago."

"Nothing else?"

"Are you upset that I'm healthy?"

"Isn't pregnant?" Sauter asked disappointedly. Didn't I do enough?

Pregnant with you, Russell thought silently, why everyone is expecting him to have a baby, I just have gastroenteritis, please! "No."

Sauter was a little lost. It was clearly recorded in "Apocalypse" that it is very easy to get pregnant when you mate with your destined partner, especially for the first time. It is usually a lot of shots. Why is he not responding at all? Is it because I didn't observe the "Newlyweds Guide"? Is it not deep enough? Alas...You can't afford to hurt a child who doesn't ask for a thorough understanding of calcium tablets...

Russell’s nausea came and went quickly, and soon returned to normal. Sauter was holding him in his arms and groping and feeling a little bit, embarrassedly pushing him: "Don’t touch you to eat. Okay." Does it take a while to get enough energy (shy)?

"Are you okay?" Sauter looked down at his face, flushing and feeling quite healthy.

"It's okay, that's it. It's fine after that." Russell pushed him, "I'm not hungry, you go and eat, I'll lie down for a while."

Although eating is very important, it is even more important to pay the public food to the wife and pass on the family line or something! Sauter's hands began to stretch down, and soon awakened his obedient pink bird: "I won't eat anymore, let's do something more meaningful!"

"You, you, aren't you hungry?" Russell gasped, blushing.

"Hungry...but there is a guy who is more hungry than me." Sauter took his hand and held the majestic artifact between his legs, wickedly, "You better feed it first."