Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Su Bingbing stood beside Chen Mu and blinked.

Why did she think the sounds outside sounded so familiar?

Turning to look at Chen Mu: "Dr. Chen, while the school hospital is watching, if you encounter such a special emergency, you should be able to jump in line, right?"

Chen Mu, who had already figured out who the person was, held his aching forehead.

Sighing and nodding: "You can jump in line, let them come in first, don't make noise outside..."

Su Bingbing just arrived at the door and opened it.

Several faces that looked very familiar to her rushed in from outside the school hospital.

"Dr. Chen!"

"Doctor Chen, please look at my roommate! My roommate can't go to military training like this!"

Seeing these familiar faces and the familiar light bulb in the mouth of the person surrounded by them, Su Bingbing was also stunned: "Is there something wrong with my memory? Didn't Dr. Chen help you with this light bulb last night?" Knocked it off?”

"How……"

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"No! Even if my wife has memory problems, it won't mean that all of us will have memory problems, right?"

"Me too... I clearly remember that this guy swallowed a light bulb last night, or did Dr. Chen work overtime and knock it out for him???"

"This this……"

"It's only been one night, so why did the light bulb come back to his mouth?"

"I originally thought Dr. Chen was exaggerating, but now I suddenly feel that the twenty ambulances below may not be enough. At this level of suicide, Haicheng University needs at least tens of thousands of ambulances..."

"..."

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It's rare that Chen Mu has been the school doctor for so long.

It can be considered somewhat well-informed.

But when he saw the light bulb in the boy's mouth, the corners of his lips twitched uncontrollably, "No..."

"It's not yet five o'clock in the morning. Under normal circumstances, the dormitory is not open yet, and the hardware store is even less likely to be open..."

"Where did you get that light bulb?"

Chen Mu walked up to the boy and observed it carefully, "Oh! The glass of this light bulb is so bright, it looks brand new!"

The roommate who accompanied the boy who swallowed the lightbulb was the same roommate who stopped Chen Mu downstairs in the men's dormitory last night.

He was the one who was crying and howling outside the school doctor just now.

As the spokesperson for the boy who swallowed the lightbulb, he raised his hand very actively, "Doctor, last night, someone pried open the protective railing of the water room on the first floor. Basically, those people queuing up on the playground are now He jumped out of the window of the water room on the first floor!"

Chen Mu smiled and nodded.

He turned to Su Bingbing and said, "Reporter Su, please help me write down the names of these students later. I will bring them to the dormitory manager for confirmation. Anyone who runs out without saying hello to the dormitory manager will have their credits deducted."

Said.

Chen Mu didn't forget to point his finger at the four men in the male dormitory who swallowed the light bulb.

"Don't forget that these four also jumped out of the water room!"

The boy collapsed instantly: "Dr. Chen, I'm doing this all for my poor roommate. There's no need to be so heartless!"

Chen Mu smiled: "It's very necessary!"

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"Hahaha!!! I was laughing so hard, the credit was deducted because I talked too much!"

"I doubt if the cameras weren't here, the roommates around him would have stabbed him on the spot..."

"Forget about his roommates, who on the playground wouldn't want to stab him? Why are they so mouthy!"

"I still remember how He Xingchen's pot was gone yesterday. How dare this guy say anything in front of the school doctor!"

"I'm laughing so hard. These poor college students are going to have their credits deducted just after the semester begins!"

"Campus doctor Chen is really cruel. For college students, academic credits are no different from their lifeblood!"

"..."

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"Dr. Chen, I beg you..."

The boy continued to beg.

Chen Mu did not give him a chance to continue writing.

Returning to his desk, he pointed in the direction of the stool.

The boy who swallowed the light bulb had already consciously sat on the stool.

Chen Mu: “Have you got your ID card or social security card?”

The boy nodded and carefully took out his ID card and social security card from his pocket.

Pass it to Chen Mu.

Chen Mu took a look, kept only the social security card, and returned the ID card to the boy.

"He Chongming..."

When Chen Mu saw the student's name on the social security card, the corners of his lips rose uncontrollably, "Your name is a bit interesting..."

As soon as the name He Chongming came out.

In the entire school doctor's office, the corners of everyone's lips could not help but rise.

Only the boy who swallowed the light bulb silently lowered his head.

If there was a crack in the ground in the school doctor's office, I believe this boy would have slipped through it silently.

Chen Mu turned to look at He Chongming's roommate, "Before seeing the doctor, I think it is necessary to explain why he swallowed the light bulb again, and how did the light bulb in his mouth come from at this time?"

He Chongming's roommate avoided his roommate's pleading eyes.

With a smile on his face, he explained to Chen Mu.

"Dr. Chen, after you helped him take out the light bulb yesterday, didn't he call each of the three of us daddy when he lost the bet?"

"Then He Congming didn't sleep all night. He thought yesterday was an accident!"

"He had such a big mouth that he could take the light bulb out of his mouth."

Chen Mu started to have a headache, "Didn't I confirm yesterday that even if he has a big mouth, he will still get stuck by the light bulb..."

As a person with a normal IQ, it was really difficult for Chen Mu to understand He Chongming's thinking.

"No no no!!!"

He Congming's roommate shook his head with excitement: "He Congming said that yesterday's failure was because the light bulb was wrong yesterday!"

"So He Chongming was in the school's idle items group at midnight last night, asking for light bulbs at a high price!"

"No! He really got it! Now it's in his mouth!"

Chen Mu: "..."

He took a flashlight and carefully observed the situation in He Congming's mouth.

It really is……

A little smaller than yesterday's light bulb.

Chen Mu reluctantly got up and prepared the same tools as yesterday.

When he came back with the tool tray, Chen Mu looked at He Chongming with a sincere face: "Classmate, after I help you take out this light bulb, I will issue you a referral form from the school hospital. You can go and designate the hospital." Let’s take a look at the top tertiary hospitals.”

He Congming couldn't speak.

The three roommates beside him looked more nervous than the last.

"Isn't there nothing wrong with the light bulb yesterday? Why is it so serious today that I need to go to a tertiary hospital?"

"Dr. Chen, how serious is my roommate's condition? Is it possible that, as you said yesterday, it will become a habitual dislocation?"

"Or will it really cause vision loss and blindness?"

"Will he no longer be able to play with his mobile phone? He Chongming, if he can't play with it, why don't you give me your new one ahead of others? I quite like it."

Before He Chongming had time to fight his roommate.

Then I heard the fatal blow from the school doctor: "I suggest you go to the hospital to accompany him to have his brain checked. He is suspected of being mentally retarded!"