Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

"Suspected to be mentally retarded!"

He Chongming was still trying to fight with his roommate.

Unexpectedly, I suddenly heard an even crueler sentence.

He turned his head and looked at Chen Mu with a look of disbelief on his face.

—

"Hahahaha!!! The child is stupid, he didn't expect to hear such "beautiful" words!"

"Dongting? You know what it sounds like!"

"Whether it's time to say something or not, Dr. Chen is simply my mouthpiece, helping me say what I want to say most."

"If I didn't know that Haicheng University's scores are not low, I would really doubt whether this is a school for idiots."

"Haicheng University is not necessarily a school for idiots, but this He Congming is definitely not smart..."

"..."

—

"Woo...Woo..." (Doctor, I'm not mentally retarded, you can't say that to me!)

He Congming looked at Chen Mu and was so anxious that he almost cried.

Chen Mu patted his dog's head calmly, "Please trust a doctor's judgment. I'm going to give you a cotton ball next. Hold the tissue and wipe your mouth yourself."

Said.

Chen Mu took out a packet of paper from under the table and handed it to He Congming, and then he concentrated on his work.

As for He Chongming.

I want to explain that I am really not mentally retarded, that there is nothing wrong with my brain, and my college entrance examination scores are also acceptable.

But the light bulb is still in the mouth.

He was so blocked that he couldn't say a word.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Dr. Chen, you don't even know what this guy said when he put the light bulb into his mouth this morning!"

"He said!!! Hahaha!!!"

"He said that if he can't get it out this time, he will be the grandson of the people in our dormitory for the next four years of college!"

Chen Mu held the tweezers in his hand and paused for a moment.

Subsequently.

He looked at He Chongming seriously: "Speaking of which, we also have light bulbs in the school doctor's office. How about I take them out for you in a while and you don't leave, and we can also make a bet?"

He Congming looked at Chen Mu in shock.

Brother!

Do you remember that you were the school nurse?

Do you remember that you were still live streaming?

Listen to yourself. Does what you are saying now sound a little like human speech?

Even if you treat me as a fool, you don't need to do it so blatantly, right?

As soon as Chen Mu finished speaking, he shook his head and denied what he had just thought: "No, our old Chen family can't have a son as stupid as you, it will ruin our family's genes."

He Chongming: "..."

—

"I'm laughing so hard. Is this the young school nurse? He talks so funny!"

"This has nothing to do with career. As long as a man encounters an opportunity to become a father painlessly, who wouldn't want to give it a try!"

"A man's greatest happiness in this life is to recognize his son or grandson at random!"

"Such a stupid son will ruin his genes. Dr. Chen really doesn't have any face for He Congming..."

"I even doubt that if he swallows a light bulb again, Dr. Chen will call 120 to see his brain!"

"..."

—

With that one last night.

When Chen Mu was handling the light bulbs, He Chongming already knew how to cooperate.

Just five minutes.

The lightbulb in He Congming's mouth was almost taken care of by Chen Mu.

While He Chongming rinsed his mouth with mineral water, he couldn't help but go to Chen Mu to read the medical records Chen Mu wrote for him.

Seeing the "School Hospital Referral Form" that Chen Mu was filling out, He Chongming looked like he was about to cry, "Dr. Chen... I thought you were joking with me..."

"I didn't expect you to actually issue a referral form for me..."

Chen Mu sighed, "I asked you to go to the hospital for a trace element test. I suspect that you swallowed the light bulb twice, maybe there is something missing in your body."

"For example, the most common ones are calcium deficiency and zinc deficiency."

"Go to the hospital for a test to see if there is anything missing, and then buy something to make up for it."

"The doctor at the hospital will tell you what to buy and what to eat."

Hearing what Chen Mu said, He Congming was also startled.

He didn't expect that his stupid behavior of swallowing light bulbs twice would still be possible in Chen Mu's eyes.

For a moment, I was actually moved to tears.

Before He Chongming could say his words of thanks, he was interrupted by Chen Mu with an impatient look: "The follow-up matter should be troubled by the tertiary A hospital!"

"Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!"

Amid the laughter of his roommates, He Chongming was kicked out of the school doctor's office with an innocent look on his face.

"Dr. Chen, you are so smart to He..." Su Bingbing looked at Chen Mu with a look of interest. In the middle of her words, she suddenly remembered that there was a camera filming.

I was stunned to hold back the last few words that might be controversial if I said them.

As soon as Su Bingbing opened her mouth, Chen Mu roughly guessed what this woman was going to say.

He glanced at Su Bingbing lightly and said calmly: "Are you trying to say that my attitude towards He Chongming just now was a bit unkind?"

Su Bingbing nodded awkwardly.

Chen Mu smiled bitterly: "Believe it or not, if I treat He Chongming a little better today, I might not need to wait until tomorrow..."

"You can see new light bulbs in the school doctor's office this afternoon?"

Su Bingbing: "..."

She wanted to say that it probably wouldn't be the case.

But thinking about the frequency with which He Chongming swallowed light bulbs twice, Su Bingbing swallowed back all the doubts.

Chen Mu: "Go call someone."

Su Bingbing: "Okay."

A girl who had not watched the live broadcast came in from outside.

Maybe it was the first time I was pretending to be sick and exerting too much force.

The old guys in the live broadcast room who had white powder on their faces shook their heads after seeing it.

Only Chen Mu was the calmest: "ID card, or medical insurance card."

After the girl took out her ID card, Chen Mu began to enter the girl's identity information and medical records at the school doctor's office.

Chen Mu: "Huo Mengmeng, what's wrong with you?"

It was also the first time that Huo Mengmeng pretended to be sick, holding her stomach and racking her brains.

"Doctor, I have a stomachache when I wake up in the morning. I may have a stomach bug."

As if he couldn't tell that Huo Mengmeng was pretending to be sick, Chen Mu pointed to the hand pillow on the table, "Put your hand here, and I'll check your pulse."

"OK."

Chen Mu took his pulse for a moment, then let go and started writing a case report for Huo Mengmeng.

"Have you been feeling hungry frequently lately, but you can't take a few bites when you really eat?"

Huo Mengmeng looked at Chen Mu with a surprised look on her face, with a hint of uneasiness in her expression: "Doctor, I agree with everything you said. Am I really sick..."

She originally just wanted to give it a try.

Can you please issue a sick leave note not to participate in military training?

But that's all on the premise that she's in good health.

There are a lot of rumors about the school doctor's office in the school. Just yesterday, 120 made several trips to the school.

Will she have to sit at 120 for a while?

Huo Mengmeng's condition changed from fake discomfort to real discomfort in an instant.

Chen Mu nodded: "I judge that there is."

"Do you still have constipation, and occasionally have bloating and want to vomit, but can't?"

Huo Mengmeng nodded.

His face became paler.

Chen Mu took a referral form from the table, "I'll give you a referral form, call home, ask for money, and then follow the school's 120 directly to the designated top-level hospital for examination."

Huo Mengmeng was about to cry: "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

Chen Mu: "For gastritis, you need to go to the hospital for a gastroscopy and a screening for Helicobacter pylori. Judging from your pulse, the possibility of gastric bleeding cannot be ruled out."

Speaking of which.

Chen Mu looked at Huo Mengmeng with more amusement in his eyes: "It seems that our school is going to have a miracle doctor. If you diagnose yourself with a stomach disease, it really is a stomach disease."

"awesome!"