Is the school doctor free? Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Huo Mengmeng took the referral form handed over by Chen Mu.

When I saw one of the sentences above, I couldn’t stand it at all.

He raised his referral form and showed it to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen! Don't rule out the possibility of gastric cancer???"

She was just pretending to be sick!

The school doctor wrote a diagnosis of stomach cancer to her? !

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"Hahahaha!!! I could bear it all before, but when I saw this stomach cancer, I really couldn't stand it anymore. I laughed so much that my stomach hurt!"

"Yesterday it was blindness, but today cancer has started to appear? Good guy! I call you good guy!"

"I also checked and found that it is indeed possible to cause gastric cancer, so it's not too much to check and write it down?"

"I advise those college students outside to go back and stop pretending to be sick. The onset of cancer is so scary!"

"..."

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"I just wrote a possibility. Don't worry, you probably just have ordinary gastritis."

"Oh, by the way, this is for you too."

Chen Mu raised his hand, wrote another piece of paper and handed it to Huo Mengmeng.

Huo Mengmeng took it reluctantly. When she saw the three words at the top, her expression instantly changed from gloomy to bright, "Sick leave note?!"

After seeing Chen Mu nodding.

Huo Mengmeng held up her sick note happily.

But when she saw the bottom line, Huo Mengmeng was in a bad mood again, "Dr. Chen, why did you only write me one day of vacation..."

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows: "One day is enough for you to get the results of all your tests."

"If it's just ordinary gastritis, it won't affect your military training."

"If the illness is serious and you don't even need me, a top-level hospital will give you a sick leave note."

All Huo Mengmeng's resentment was stupefied by Chen Mu's well-founded response.

I saw the girl standing there in a daze.

Chen Mu slapped his head: "Hey! Look at my memory, I almost forgot the most important thing!"

Hear the words.

Huo Mengmeng immediately looked at Chen Mu expectantly.

Dr. Chen must have forgotten to write her another leave note!

That must be the case.

Facing Huo Mengmeng's smiling eyes, Chen Mu also smiled.

Smiling so much!

"I just checked the surveillance outside the school hospital and took a look at the time you arrived at the school hospital. It was before the dormitory door opened."

"Later, I will ask your counselor to check with the dormitory aunt downstairs in your dormitory to find out whether you took leave from the dormitory, or you used some other method to jump out of the window downstairs. of."

"If you leave the dormitory building through abnormal means, your credits will be deducted later."

The moment Chen Mu finished speaking.

Huo Mengmeng's face was originally just powdered, but this time it was really colorless.

After squeezing hard a few times, I managed to squeeze out a particularly stiff smile, "Dr. Chen, I am suspected of having cancer. There is no need to be like this..."

"Besides, I asked for leave from the dormitory manager normally! I really asked for leave!"

Chen Mupi smiled but said, "Even if you really have cancer, should your credits be deducted?"

"Besides, didn't you ask for leave? I'm sure it won't be held against you."

Huo Mengmeng nodded stiffly and walked out of the school doctor's office, "Yes... I came out on leave, so you can't deduct it from me... you can't deduct it from me..."

Huo Mengmeng's whole state was a bit distraught.

Even when I was going out, I knocked my head on the door frame of the school doctor's office.

He only paused for a moment, and then continued to leave the school doctor's office in a confused manner.

Outside the school doctor's office.

Many students who were still waiting for their number to be called looked at Huo Mengmeng who was leaving and unconsciously followed her with their eyes.

Good guy...

Is this what a miracle doctor treats a patient?

Why are you still looking crazy?

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"Even if you have cancer, your credits will still be deducted! Brothers, what a cold statement!"

"As a college student, I was almost scared crazy by Dr. Chen's words. How could a 37-degree mouth say such cold words?!"

"I think what Han Mengmeng needs to go to now is not a tertiary hospital, but a mental hospital..."

"Originally, I was just pretending to be sick, but then I got a suspected cancer. I tolerated the suspected cancer, but in the end, my credits were deducted. Who is not crazy!"

"Have you ever thought about it, the school nurse who gets up to go to work after four o'clock may be much crazier than these students..."

"Hey! How scary!"

"Hey! Fortunately, I'm just a spectator!"

"..."

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"Next person!"

Su Bingbing shouted at the door.

A boy with a crew cut rushed in directly.

Just came in.

He threw himself directly on Chen Mu's desk and howled: "Doctor Chen! The poop I took this morning was black! The kind that's pitch black!"

"I've seen several doctors, and they all said I might be suffering from various terminal illnesses!"

"Doctor Chen! Am I going to die? Can I still be saved?"

As soon as the boy came in, he cried with snot and tears in front of the camera.

Su Bingbing couldn't understand, "Classmate, you are so serious. If you don't go to a tertiary hospital, why don't you come to the school doctor's office?"

The boy glared at Su Bingbing, "Nonsense! Doesn't the tertiary hospital charge no money? Dr. Chen does it for free!"

Chen Mu: "..."

He sighed lightly and pointed in the direction of the computer, "ID card, medical insurance card, choose one for me."

The boy took out two pieces of paper from the paper drawer on Chen Mu's desk. While wiping his nose, he lowered his head to find his medical insurance card and handed it to Chen Mu. .

"Liu Zhuangshi." Chen Mu glanced at the name on the medical insurance card, then looked up at Liu Zhuangshi's thin figure.

The corners of his lips twitched uncontrollably again.

This year’s freshmen all have very distinctive names…

"Apart from the fact that your poop is black and pitch black, do you have any other discomforts?"

Liu Zhuangshi recalled it and shook his head seriously: "There is nothing wrong with me, Doctor Chen. I have lived a healthy life for the past twenty years. I don't know why I poop so darkly!"

Chen Mu nodded.

He continued to ask: "Since you didn't go to a tertiary hospital, you said you saw several doctors. Where did you see them?"

"A clinic near the school?"

Liu Zhuangshi shook his head: "Not at the clinic, but on several search websites."

"Search the website, see a doctor?" Chen Mu raised his head and looked at Liu Zhuangshi. As a doctor, Chen Mu doubted his ears at this moment.

Liu Zhuangshi, who was sitting in front of Chen Mu, nodded confidently.

"Yeah, I just typed the question into the search engine and found out why the poop was pitch black."

"The search engine will give you possible options, and the search engine will tell me that I may have many types of cancer."

Hearing this, Chen Mu sighed again.

Liu Zhuangshi became anxious when he saw that Chen Mu didn't believe him, "Dr. Chen, I was afraid that the answer given by a search engine would be inaccurate, so I even changed four or five browsers!"

"The conclusion is always the same, I may have many types of cancer!"

"Doctor Chen! Please show me quickly! Am I going to die?"