Journey to the West: At the beginning, Monkey King was tricked into going to Penglai to find the god

The two sides of the river are in chaos, and the two sides are in chaos.

[Option 1: Light the dragon incense in the main hall of the backyard of Jia's mansion to promote a chaotic erotic drama. If successful, you will be rewarded with the Tai Chi diagram, a congenital treasure. ]

[Option 2: Apply chaos glue to the rope that binds Zhu Bajie. It must be weak water to break it. If successful, you will be rewarded with 100 seeds of Chaos Dao rice. ]

"Tai Chi diagram?" Li Yue was overjoyed.

Tai Chi diagram has the power to pacify the earth, water, fire and wind, transform the power of yin and yang and the five elements, and evolve the mysterious power of the great way.

Using this diagram against the enemy can dissolve all attacks and ignore any defense.

He already has the Chaos Bell, and if he comes up with the Tai Chi diagram, he will have two congenital treasures.

"If we can collect all three innate treasures, can we synthesize the Chaos Spiritual Treasure Axe of Creation?" Li Yue was looking forward to it.

Without hesitation, he chose one.

As for Chaos Dao Rice, I have never heard of it. It is just food. How can it compare with the innate treasure Tai Chi Diagram?

Moreover, planning a pornographic drama is very fulfilling.

On the way to the West.

The woman led Tang Seng and his disciples to sit in the front yard and asked the servants to serve tea.

Tang Seng asked: "What is your surname, old Bodhisattva?"

The woman said: "My maiden name is Jia, and my husband's name is Mo. I have no sons, only three daughters. The year before last, I encountered a disaster and my husband left me. I left behind a million taels of wealth and thousands of acres of fertile land, but no one took care of it. It happened that the three elders came to visit, and I thought it was fate. I have three daughters and want to recruit sons-in-law at home. The three of you are just a good match. I don't know what you think."

Tang Seng just pretended to be deaf and dumb and didn't answer a word.

The woman introduced her property: 300 hectares of paddy fields, 300 hectares of dry fields, 300 hectares of fruit trees; more than a thousand cattle, countless mules, horses, pigs and sheep. There is endless rice in the granary, endless silk in the house, and endless gold and silver in the storehouse.

She also said: "If you three are willing to marry into my family, enjoy the splendor and the company of a beautiful wife, wouldn't it be better than running west?"

"I have three daughters. The eldest daughter Zhenzhen is 20 years old this year; the second daughter Aiai is 18 years old this year; the youngest daughter Lianlian is 16 years old this year. None of them have been betrothed."

"Although I am ugly, the three daughters are beautiful, and they are good at knitting, reciting poems and couplets. They can go to the hall and the kitchen. I think they are worthy of you three."

Tang Seng still did not answer, but just pinched the rosary, concentrating his mind and not being moved.

Bajie, on the other hand, could not sit still after hearing about such wealth and beauty. He walked up to Tang Sanzang and pulled him, saying, "Master, this woman is asking you a question, why don't you answer?"

Tang Sanzang shouted, "You evil beast! We are monks, how can we be tempted by wealth and beauty!"

The woman laughed and said, "Poor! Poor! What's the benefit of being a monk?"

Sanzang recited a poem, saying, "The determination to become a monk is extraordinary, and the previous love hall is overthrown. No idle gossips about external things, there is good yin and yang in the body. After completing the work and serving the golden palace, I will see the nature and enlighten my mind and return to my hometown. It is better than being greedy for blood and food at home, and falling into a smelly skin bag in old age."

The woman was furious after hearing this and cursed, "What a bald donkey, mocking I am such a stinking skin bag, so rude, if you are not a guest from afar, I will definitely drive you out. You are determined to be a Buddhist, I can't recruit you, you two disciples, at least you have to stay and be my son-in-law. "

Tang Seng had no choice but to say: "Wu Jing, you stay here!"

Sha Seng said: "Master, I am devoted to Buddhism. Let the second brother stay, he has a criminal record, and he has two children, it is just right for him to stay here. "

Although Bajie was tempted, he couldn't say it directly, and said: "Sha Junior Brother, you are slandering me. Since I left Baihu Ridge, I swear not to get close to women, and I will never stay."

Seeing that the three masters and disciples were unwilling, the woman was so angry that she threw her sleeves and went back to the backyard and refused to entertain them.

But Bajie was itching to let go, and he used the excuse of letting the horse go, but he actually had other thoughts.

After the fool left, Tang Sanzang said to Sha Seng: "Wujing, Bajie has always had a worldly mind. Although he swore to be a Buddha at Baihu Ridge, two months have passed and he may miss those things again. You go with him and see how he releases the horses."

When Sha Monk heard this, his soul left his body and turned into an autumn cicada, quietly following Bajie and watching him.

The fool pulled the horse but did not let it eat grass. He ran straight to the back door of the manor and saw the woman from a distance, enjoying the chrysanthemums and playing with the three girls.

The mother and daughter saw Bajie, and the three daughters flashed into the house. The woman asked: "Where are you going, young elder?"

Bajie: "Madam, I am a hard-working person. I feel anxious when I rest, so I come out to release the horses for nothing."

The woman said: "Your master is really ungrateful. Being my son-in-law is better than being a wandering monk and suffering on the way to the West?"

Bajie: "He followed the order of the Tang King and got Guanyin

I dare not disobey the Bodhisattva's order. I would like to stay, but I am afraid that my wife will dislike my ugly appearance and my family. "

The woman said: "I don't mind. It's very inconvenient to have no man at home. It's good to find one. I don't care about beauty or ugliness. Besides, the family wealth is inexhaustible. It's easier to raise two more children, and the family will be more lively. I'm afraid that my daughters will dislike it and refuse to accommodate me."

Bajie: "Although I am ugly, I have a lot of strength. I can plow the fields, build houses and tiles, sweep and dredge ditches, dig wells and fetch water. I can do everything."

The woman smiled and said: "Since you are capable, I will recruit you. You can go back and discuss it with the master."

Bajie: "Madam, what you said is wrong. There is no need to discuss it. He is not my biological father or mother. How can he control my marriage?"

The woman smiled and said: "Since you agreed to marry into the family, why do you still call me Madam? "

When Bajie heard this, he was overjoyed, but he was shy and said, "Mom!"

"Hey!"

"Good son-in-law, take the horse back first, and I will tell my daughter." Then he went back to the house.

Bajie was very happy, humming a little song, and took the horse back to the front yard, but he didn't know that Sha Seng had seen and heard what happened just now, and had already gone back to the front yard to tell Tang Seng.

The fool came back to tie up the horse, and Tang Seng asked, "Did you let the horse go?"

Bajie said, "There is no good grass, no place to let the horse go."

Sha Seng squinted and said, "There is no place to let the horse go, but is there a place to tie the horse? "

The fool's heart skipped a beat, knowing that the news had gone out. He lowered his head and did not answer, pretending to be stupid.

Just then, the middle door opened, and the woman came out with her three daughters.

The three daughters were either dignified, charming, or naughty. As soon as they appeared, the fool stared at him with his eyes straight, biting his fingers unconsciously, and saliva flowed down his fingers.

He wanted to enter the bridal chamber right now.

"Three elders, have you decided who will be my son-in-law?"

Sha Monk said: "We have already discussed it, and asked the man surnamed Zhu to marry into the family."

Bajie hurriedly said: "Brother Sha, stop instigating me, discuss it again! Discuss it again!"

Sha Monk said: "What are you discussing? You even called your mother, and you said that the master doesn't need to make the decision on marriage. Go quickly, the master will be the male in-law, this woman will be the female in-law, and I, Sha, will be the matchmaker. There is no need to look in the almanac. Today is an auspicious day, and it is a match made in heaven. "

Then he held Bajie with one hand and the woman with the other and said, "Mother-in-law, take your son-in-law in."

The woman called the boy and said, "Prepare the table and chairs for the vegetarian meal. I will take my son-in-law into the room. "

Bajie hesitated, but couldn't resist the temptation of worldly desire, and followed into the backyard.

In the main room, red candles had been prepared, and a small incense burner was placed on the table, ready for the wedding.

Suddenly, a boy came in, opened the cover of the incense burner, added some incense powder, covered the cover, smiled, and went out through the back door.

After a while, a woman came in, it was the eldest daughter Zhenzhen.

She heard some movement in the house just now, so she came to check it out out of concern. After entering the house, she looked around every corner, but there was nothing unusual.

When she walked out, the cold wind blew, and she suddenly felt her face getting hot, and a beautiful and sweet picture wrinkled in her mind, which was hard to get rid of.

She secretly exclaimed in her heart, someone is really playing tricks.

"It's the incense in the incense burner. ”

Relieved, fortunately it was discovered early, otherwise, if they entered the house and bumped into each other, wouldn’t they all be caught?

She hurried back to the house, picked up the incense burner, and threw it out of the window. She didn’t know how many thousands or tens of thousands of meters away she threw it. There was a gust of wind blowing through the hall, blowing away all the fragrance in the house.

[Ding!]

[The dragon incense and the incense burner were thrown away, and the mission failed.]

[Do you want to remedy it and continue to execute option 2?]

"Fuck, this can be discovered, damn, my innate treasure Tai Chi diagram is gone." Li Yue's heart ached.

He also said that he would gather three innate treasures to synthesize the Axe of Creation, but now, his dream of opening it has gone.

For now, he can only choose to remedy it.

Although the Tai Chi diagram is gone, the mission still needs to continue. After all, completing the mission will reward a chance to draw a lottery.

But Zhu Bajie followed the woman to the backyard hall, first bowed to his mother-in-law, and then asked: "Mom, which sister are you going to match with me? ”

The mother-in-law said, “I am also worried about this. If I marry my eldest daughter to you, I am afraid that my second daughter will be upset; if I marry my second daughter to you, I am afraid that my youngest daughter will be unhappy.”

Bajie said, “Mother, since you are afraid that the sisters will fight, why not give them all to me? I have also learned the method of enduring battles. Not to mention three, even if there is one more, I can serve her happily and nostalgically.”

When he said this, he stared at the mother-in-law with a fascinated look on his face, but the meaning of his words was straightforward.

The woman scolded, “You fool, you even want to take your mother-in-law in, what a beautiful thought! I will cover your head and face with a handkerchief, and we will have a marriage of heaven. My three daughters will walk around you, and whichever one you grab, I will give it to you.”

After that, he added, “Tonight is the wedding night.”

Fool

Impatient, he held up the handkerchief and said, "Mom, it's done, please ask the sisters to come out."

The mother-in-law shouted, "Zhenzhen, Ai'ai, Lianlian, come out and meet the match of the heaven, the son-in-law."

There were only footsteps, people coming and going around, and giggling. The fool reached out to pull, but he couldn't pull left or right. After a while, he was dizzy, stumbled, and sat on the ground.

Li Yue watched from the dark, almost bursting with laughter.

The fool sat on the ground and said sadly, "Mom, my three sisters are so lazy, I can't find any of them, what should I do!"

The mother-in-law pulled his veil and said, "Son-in-law, they are too modest to hire you. So, each of them knitted a sweater. If you can wear the one knitted by someone, let her hire you."

The fool said happily, "Okay, okay, I can wear all three, all three belong to me, bring the sweater quickly."

The mother-in-law went into the inner room and took out a sweater. Bajie took off his shirt and put it on.

Before he could tie the belt, the sweater suddenly turned into a rope, tightened him, and hung him up with a "whoosh".

Looking around, the house turned into a pine forest. Where are the four mothers and daughters?

Bajie shouted for help, but suddenly he felt a pain in the back of his head and fell asleep.

Li Yue showed up and sneered, "You've got a lot of cum on your head. You deserve it."

He had a bottle in his hand, which was the Chaos Glue given by the system. He opened the bottle cap and smeared the glue on the rope from beginning to end.

The system prompted that the task was completed.

Li Yue tried to pull the rope with his hands, but no matter how hard he pulled, the rope was tough. Even when he tried to use the space crushing magic, he couldn't damage the rope at all.

"Hmph, dead pig, just hang here!"

The task was completed, and Li Yue teleported away directly.

About half an hour after Li Yue left, a graceful figure suddenly walked out of the forest, staring at Zhu Bajie hanging on the tree with blurred eyes.