King of Black Mist

Chapter 377 Bake it for me! Bring me some more wine!

【What is the mission? ] Guanyin asked.

She was very curious about the value game that even the Buddha and Jade Emperor avoided.

Li Changzhou directly transferred the task content - he now prefers to use "teleport" more and more, and the efficiency of opening his mouth to speak is too slow.

[Eighty-one Difficulties...] Guanyin talks to herself.

"Bodhisattva, please teach me," Li Changzhou said with a smile, "With you here, this task is not easy." 】

【Simple? The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, four levels of merit, five directions of enlightenment, six Dingliujia, and eighteen protective Jialan. The advice I give you may actually harm you. ] Guanyin laughed and scolded, and then said to herself, [21st year of Zhenguan, late summer]

After waiting for a while, Li Changzhou asked tentatively: "Without the Bodhisattva Path and Fruit, my memory is not good?" Can't remember what time it is now? 】

[You can go to Luojia Mountain, and I will tell you how to let the ‘me’ at this time help you. 】

【I was wrong, sorry. 】Li Changzhou knew that Guanyin was trying to eliminate him without even thinking about it.

Without magical powers, Guanyin's memory is indeed not very good. Of course, this is compared to her vast and long-lasting memory, not to mention that she has to recall a certain late summer in a certain year.

[Tang Monk should have just passed through Chechi Country and was on his way to Tongtian River. You go to Tongtian River! 】

【is that OK? 】Li Changzhou asked.

[Tongtian River, okay! 】Guanyin seems to be very satisfied with this choice.

She regained her Bodhisattva calmness and explained:

[That monkey doesn’t know how to fight in water. As for the other three people - Wu Neng is Tianpeng Marshal Linfan, who is in charge of Tianhe’s 80,000 sailors; Wu Jing is from Liusha River; Baima Ben is the grandson of Xihai Dragon. These three people know the nature of water, but they all know the nature of water. It doesn't help, I'm the one who leads the horse, and the carp in the river is me. What's the word? 】

【prepared by? 】

[Yes, it’s my plan again, let’s replace it with this difficulty! 】

Li Changzhou still had many questions in his heart, but he knew that the opportunity must not be missed before it comes again. He immediately asked Guanyin where to go to Tongtian River, and went on the clouds without looking at the beautiful mountains and rivers.

Although it was August at this time, it was already late summer and early autumn near Tongtian River, and it would be normal for it to snow soon.

The setting sun turned the sky red, and mountain-like crimson clouds pressed against the horizon, dyeing the whole world red. Countless mountains measuring over 10,000 meters seemed to be burning, as if the light of the world was emanating from these mountains.

The breeze was blowing, and Li Changzhou was concentrating on three things. While using his abundant energy to practice, he was transmitting messages to Li Qianxia, ​​Yang Qinglan, and Yaochi, and he was also seeking information from Guanyin.

[What realms are Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng? What means are there? 】This is the most important.

[Zhu Wuneng and Sha Wujing are not your opponents. Even if they are in the water, they won't last long. 】Guanyin Tao.

【So weak? 】

In Li Changzhou's impression, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were not strong in "Journey to the West", but that was only compared to Sun Wukong. He was a general in heaven, or at least an earthly immortal, so why couldn't they defeat him together?

[Zhu Wuneng was once Marshal Tianpeng, but he was reincarnated only a few dozen years ago. He was also very lazy and became a human immortal. He immediately became lustful again, walked out of Moyun Cave and married a wife in Gaolaozhuang. When he arrived in the West, he ate Only by eating the fruits of my Buddha's fasting can you live forever. 】

Human immortals do not have immortality, only earthly immortals do.

【Sha Seng is similar? 】

Guanyin nodded: [Only that monkey is troublesome. He has eaten countless elixirs, jade dew, and peaches. Although he has few magical powers and a short training time, his magic power is not weaker than mine. But you don't have to be afraid of him in the water. 】

Li Changzhou had a doubt when he was a child: Why is Sun Wukong so afraid of water?

Seemingly guessing what he was thinking, Guanyin explained with a smile:

[The "Dapin Tianxian Jue" is very good, allowing the practitioner's magic power to quickly catch up with the realm. In order to live forever, the monkey flew across the sea from Dongsheng Shenzhou, climbed over the mountains and ridges, and arrived at Xiniu Hezhou for more than ten years. The journey to the West to obtain scriptures is still far away, and we have gone through untold hardships and endured countless evil obstacles in the world of mortals.

[His study of "Dapin Tianxian Jue" is equivalent to you experiencing dozens of valuable games, suddenly receiving rewards, and advancing by leaps and bounds. Although it is a long-term accumulation, it is a quick method after all. "Dapin Tianxian Jue" has no other disadvantages, only Depending on a weakness, such as the inability to smell fragrance, the inability to be exposed to the rain, or the inability to hear thunder, the monkey is afraid of water. 】

Li Changzhou smiled, listening to these ancient anecdotes with great interest.

As for why Tianting didn't attack Huaguo Mountain with water, it was very simple. At that time, Tianting was looking for monkeys to cause trouble, and they were going to their home turf.

And who knew at that time that the monkeys living in Shuiliandong didn't know how to fight in water?

[Actually, it’s okay for monkeys not to be afraid of water. Bodhisattva, why are you afraid that you won’t be able to control him if you gave me the spell of the "Tightening Curse"? 】

[Should I also give you the Tripitaka Sutra that Tang Monk asked for? 】

【So much the better! With the scriptures, there are many methods that can be used. 】

[You think the underworld is not deep enough, so you are digging into the ground yourself! I have some confidence that 'I' won't take action to replace the carp, but you still recite the tightening mantra and the true scripture? 】

【I'm kidding. 】

【Stop kidding me! I went from the Song Dynasty to modern times. If you died here, wouldn't I still have to pay for hundreds of years! ] Bodhisattva reprimanded.

Li Changzhou felt like he had an extra sister or mother.

Although he was a big man in ancient times, he was also the one who ran from the moon to Jupiter. As soon as "Kuafu Chases the Sun" came out, he was a big mountain with one step and a big city with one step.

Even so, when the sky was completely dark, the moon was at its zenith, and it was dawn again, and dawn was noon again, then we rushed from Penglai Island to Xiniu Hezhou.

When I arrived at the Tongtian River, I stood on the clouds. Looking back, I couldn't see Chechi Country; looking forward, I couldn't see Nunu Country.

"Is this a river?" Li Changzhou looked at the boundless river in disbelief.

Along the way, he had seen many famous mountains and rivers, and few were as shocking as the Tongtian River.

[Even if a mortal walks, it will take ten days and a half. ] Guanyin said.

[The carp spirit has arrived now? 】Li Changzhou looked at the river. The waves were higher than ordinary mountains.

[I came down seven or eight years ago. 】

[I’m going to take him in now. What did the Bodhisattva have to remind me? 】

[The carp is in the river, and its magic power is ten times that of the one on the bank. When you catch it, Tang Monk is already on the bank, and the fight is very noisy. I will teach you how to refine the magic weapon "Fish Basket". It will only take half a day. The carp caught it on his own. 】

This is professional, this is targeted!

[Bodhisattva, please teach me. 】

As for how to catch Tang Monk after entering the river, it's not too late to figure out a way until he becomes one of the eighty-one difficulties.

Li Changzhou actually disliked Guanyin before. Who wants to have more than one person in his mind?

Now I feel like I have an elder in my family, just like I have a treasure.

【you? ] Guanyin's tone revealed disgust, [You bring Qinglan and she captures the carp. As long as she doesn't kill the beast, 'I' won't take action, but will pay attention to her. 】

The first is appearance. Yang Qinglan is as beautiful as ice and as clean as jade. She is definitely a facade when she is brought out. Didn’t you see the gods and Buddhas going out, followed by fairy boys and girls? Even gods have to show off.

The second is talent, which can be said to be of great beauty, orchid, and beautiful spirit. Even if you don't practice, you will have a fairy spirit.

Guanyin guessed that when she saw Yang Qinglan weaving fish baskets with such skillful hands, she would definitely become interested in recruiting disciples just like she did with Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy.

As for Li Changzhou?

His murderous aura was like a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood. Even the three demons of Shituoling, with their skeletons like a mountain, their bones like a forest, and their human skin rotted into dust, had to ask him for recipes for cannibalism.

[Qinglan also massacred five cities. 】Li Changzhou was dissatisfied and at the same time passed on the weaving method of "Fish Basket" to Yang Qinglan.

Yang Qinglan massacred the city actually because of him.

The reason is very simple. Li Changzhou killed countless people in Four Seasons Star, and she also killed people. Whether she was complicit in the evil or aided in the evil, everyone was the same type of person.

【Good thing! Good thing! 】 Guanyin did not take it seriously, but smiled and said, "If she doesn't commit any crime and doesn't have any karma on her body, it's not easy for 'I' to take her, so call her quickly." 】

These Bodhisattvas

Li Changzhou couldn't say anything. After all, Guanyin was on his side now. If he was in Nanhai back then, he would have ridiculed him severely.

Thinking of this, a flaming bird behind him spread its wings and sang loudly.

The song of another flying bird seemed to come from far to near, and finally appeared on the clouds in front of Li Changzhou. The flying bird circled in place, and Yang Qinglan appeared out of thin air.

The two winged birds left Li Changzhou and Yang Qinglan behind, crossed their arms and wandered in the sea of ​​clouds.

"The energy here is strong, and the skills and special effects are different." Yang Qinglan looked away and looked at Li Changzhou, "Where did you get the weaving method of "Fish Basket"?"

"I can't say I can't say it," Li Changzhou walked up behind Yang Qinglan, put his hands on her thin shoulders, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and help me, I'm in a hurry."

Yang Qinglan was pushed away by him and said with a smile: "I'm also in a hurry. I have to go to Yaochi to see the Queen Mother later."

"I was a demon in the lower realm, and you met the Queen Mother in the heaven? Why is there such a big difference! What's the matter?" Li Changzhou asked.

"It's a Hundred Flowers Conference in name, but it's actually the fairies chosen by the Queen Mother to take away."

Li Changzhou flew in the clouds for a while, and under the guidance of Guanyin, he found a bamboo forest that was not as good as purple bamboo, but was still superior.

Yang Qinglan is wearing a white silk skirt and a tube top embroidered with a pair of emerald green hummingbirds. Her chest is round and graceful. She stands like an angel in the green sea of ​​bamboo forest, her clothes are fluttering as if riding the wind.

"Go chop the bamboo." She rolled up her sleeves, revealing her white wrists.

"Little one, listen to orders~"

Li Changzhou took out the Green Bee Sword and turned it into an axe. He also rolled up his sleeves and followed Guanyin's instructions to chop suitable bamboo.

Yang Qinglan found a stone and sat down, looking at him with a smile. From the forest came a mess of out-of-tune songs such as "A good spring is worse than a dream", "When you see an injustice on the road, roar, I will draw my sword to help."

After a while, he walked up to her carrying four or five sticks.

"The piece is one finger wide." Yang Qinglan explained with a smile.

Li Changzhou glanced at her with a smile.

"What are you looking at?" Yang Qinglan asked with a smile.

"You look good when you are commanding people, you look good anytime." Li Changzhou smiled and squatted down to repair the bamboo in front of her.

He processed the bamboo strips and she used them to weave them.

After the bamboo strips were processed, he sat next to Yang Qinglan and looked at her jade-like hands.

"Okay." After a while, Yang Qinglan raised his hand. The fish basket in his palm was exquisite and pleasing to the eye. It was made of high-quality bamboo and looked like a jasper carving.

"In the future, you can compile some and put them in the bookstore. Even those little girls who don't like reading will come to take pictures." Li Changzhou praised.

"With you as the boss," Yang Qinglan glanced at him with a smile, "Are you afraid that there will be no little girls?"

"I'll just take it as you praising me for being handsome, haha!" Li Changzhou hugged her waist tightly and kissed her.

Yang Qinglan hooked her hands around his neck, her eyes were slightly watery, and she was about to say something.

"Who stole my bamboo!" A gust of green wind came from the depths of the bamboo forest.

"Come on, hurry up!" Li Changzhou held the fish basket in his right hand, held Yang Qinglan in his left hand, and ran away in the clouds.

Amid Li Changzhou's loud laughter and Yang Qinglan's brisk laughter, the green wind swirled above the forest sea and cursed at the two of them.

When they reached Tongtian River, the two of them stopped laughing.

"This bamboo spirit just needs a few bamboos. He's stingy!" Li Changzhou laughed.

"You steal two today, and I will take two tomorrow. I will get two more in Qianxia the day after tomorrow, and I will go to Yaochi the day after tomorrow. Can he still plant bamboo?" Yang Qinglan smiled and took the fish basket.

The Green Bee Sword turned into a streamer and was tied to the fish basket. He pressed the cloud head again and stopped twenty meters from the water. He threw the fish basket into the Tongtian River like a well in the 1980s and 1990s.

"Hey, don't think I didn't hear it, just say that I used 'steal', and the three of you 'take', are you bullying me?" Li Changzhou smiled again and moved his face closer, as if he wanted to kiss or not. .

"I'm just bullying you, I like you." Yang Qinglan smiled.

"I like you too." He said and bullied her.

"Go away!" Yang Qinglan smiled and dodged, only to be kissed on the hair by him, "Don't hinder me from reciting the spell."

"Go to the dead, and live to live! Go to the dead, and live to live! Go to the dead, and live to live!"

The reason why such a strange spell is so strange is that it cannot be guessed.

I recited the mantra seven times and lifted the fish basket, but there was nothing in it. I threw it into the river and recited it seven times again, and there were gold fish scales on it. I threw it again and recited it seven times, and a golden carp was jumping alive in it.

"Quick, quick, quick!" Yang Qinglan shouted hurriedly.

The fish is about to jump out of the fish basket!

"Where are you running! Give me a shot - am I handsome?" The Tongtian River is so wide and there is no one around. Li Changzhou shouted very loudly.

Anger welled up in the golden carp's heart. Seeing how Li Changzhou didn't like it, the fish tightened its flesh, flicked its tail, opened its mouth, and pounced towards him.

Li Changzhou stretched out his hand, grabbed the fish's gills, and captured it.

"Okay," Yang Qinglan put away the fish basket, "I'm leaving. If I don't leave, I'll be late. You should be careful. If you're in danger, give up the mission and find a place to practice by yourself."

"I know, I know, if you are in danger, remember to call me. By the way, do you want to take the carp with you? Let the Queen Mother dry-burn it."

"Keep it for yourself!" Yang Qinglan laughed, and suddenly kissed Li Changzhou lightly, then drove Jin Douyun straight to the ninth heaven to attend the Hundred Flowers Conference.

Li Qianxia and Yaochi also attended the Hundred Flowers Conference - basically all the female fairies with some connections, some strength, and some beauty went there.

Li Qianxia is a new boy that Taishang Laojun took from the Li Tang royal family. He replaced the two gold and silver boys who guarded the golden furnace before. These two people went down to earth to become kings (Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King).

Yaochi's identity is even more domineering. She is directly the adopted daughter of the Queen Mother, and she is named the Goddess of Wushan. The name "Yaochi" was changed by the Queen Mother, and the immortals respectfully call her "Yaoji".

Li Changzhou was born in Penglai Immortal Island, and he was blessed with good fortune, wealth and longevity, but compared with Yaochi, he was still inferior.

As for Yang Qinglan, she is still the aloof and pure goddess of Gushe whose beauty has spread throughout the three realms.

【What to do next? 】Li Changzhou asked Guanyin.

[‘I’ should set my sights on Yang Qinglan. I will probably go to the Hundred Flowers Conference. But don’t worry, even if I go to the Hundred Flowers Conference, the most I can do is embarrass her and accept her as my disciple. 】

——This carp is a disciple of Guanyin. She may go to the Hundred Flowers Conference to embarrass you, so be careful.

Li Changzhou sent a message to Yang Qinglan, and then plunged into the Tongtian River.

The King of Inspiration was beaten away by the fish basket, and all the water monsters were panicking. Li Changzhou walked straight into the balcony with "No. of Water Turtles" written on it, and sat down on the throne boldly.

"Where did the wildness come from-"

Before the old mandarin woman could finish her words, a very familiar golden carp was thrown at her feet.

"Bake it for me! Bring me some wine!"

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