King of Black Mist
Chapter 378 Killing two birds with one stone
The spotted-clothed lady was so frightened that she knelt on the ground.
However, there were some small water tribe demons who were not very spiritual, did not pay attention to the mandarin fish, and did not recognize the true form of the Inspiration King. When they saw Li Changzhou sitting on the throne and shouting orders, they raised their harpoons and stabbed them.
"What kind of wild boy dares to sit on the throne of the King of Inspiration——"
A blue light flashed in the sight of the monsters, and the little monster's strange scream disappeared immediately.
Mandarin Po trembled and looked secretly, only to see a pile of black charcoal like withered grass after a wildfire. The black charcoal still barely retained the shape of the little demon when he was alive.
The black powder collapsed with a crash, and Madam Po quickly looked away.
"Spare your life, my lord!"
"We have nothing to do with that beast of inspiration! Eight or nine years ago, he came from upstream and took over this cave and made us slaves. The little demon couldn't help himself!"
Led by Madam Mandarin, everyone knelt on the ground and cried like dead parents.
The carp on the ground, which used magic power to attack the Qi restriction of the fish basket and bamboo, stared at the mandarin fish, wishing to eat her!
Li Changzhou, who was sitting on the throne, muttered to himself as if he hadn't heard: "It's a waste to roast it now. When I catch Tang Monk, I will stew the soup with fish meat and rinse the pot with human flesh."
He looked at the mandarin fish: "Don't bake it anymore. Keep it well for me. It's missing a scale, it's lifeless, and it's not good enough. I'll kill you."
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Mandarin Po responded quickly.
Tang Monk?
The King of Inspiration was about to break through the restriction and fight Li Changzhou for 300 rounds. When he heard what he said, he suddenly stopped moving.
When this kid caught Tang Monk, he used a "substitute technique" to stew the soup with an ordinary carp, deceived him, and then sneaked into the bottom of the soup. This kid was boiling Tang Monk's meat in the pot, and it wasn't a fly landing on the toad's head—— Food and clothing from home?
Wait until you eat Tang Monk's meat and gain immortality, then you won't argue with him again!
Having made up his mind, the King of Inspiration allowed Madam Po to pick him up and imprison him.
In order not to reveal any flaws, the bamboo energy in the body was also retained.
"Your Majesty," the mandarin woman came back and reported with a hunched body, "I have raised the little Inspiration child in the pond, fed it with fish food, and ordered the water demon to watch it, ensuring that he cannot escape, and that he has been fattened and kept. Boil meat for the king."
"Yeah." Li Changzhou responded with a calm response.
Before Tang Monk's meat was put into the pot, the carp was stabilized.
Next, we should consider how to catch Tang Monk.
Madam Po tried to peek up, but she didn't see Li Changzhou's face yet——
Li Changzhou took it with his big hand, sucked the spotted-clothed mandarin woman over, and pressed his palm on top of her head.
The other little demons were so frightened that they were trembling all over and running around like shrimps queuing up to be eaten.
Mandarin Po's whole body twitched and her eyes rolled white. Hundreds of years of memories were boiling in a pot. Li Changzhou picked them up and picked out the ones that were useful and interesting to him.
This mandarin fish also has a lot of experience. He once lived in the East China Sea and met the old Dragon King, so he has some knowledge.
Leaving Mandarin Po aside, Li Changzhou began to ponder.
[You can also learn the method of inspiration,] Guanyin reminded, [freeze the Tongtian River, wait for Tang Monk to come, cut open the ice, and let him fall into the water. Next, just give Monkey Sun a little hope and prevent him from inviting people immediately. Help, two days passed. 】
[It’s not that simple. Value games are not charity. 】
Guanyin pondered for a moment: [It would be more troublesome to give hope to Monkey Sun and prevent him from inviting people. We must be careful and make good decisions——]
[It’s not that,] Li Changzhou interrupted her, [It’s that I simply can’t freeze the Tongtian River. 】
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[Eight hundred miles,] Li Changzhou was very innocent, [If you ask me to freeze a place, or freeze it for a while, I can still do it, but if I freeze it for four or five days, the ice will be thick enough to run a horse. , isn’t this making things difficult for me? 】
【. Qinglan froze five cities, and those five cities have not melted to this day. 】
[My girlfriend is awesome! 】
Guanyin sighed: "Then let people take the boat, and you will overturn the boat." 】
There are still mortals ferrying across such a wide river, all of them doing business.
If the things from the Bhikkhu Kingdom are transported to the Xiliang Women's Kingdom on the other side of the river, the prices will increase a hundred times; if the items from the Xiliang Women's Kingdom are transported to the Bhikki Kingdom, the prices will also increase a hundred times. With such high profits, no matter how dangerous the Tongtian River is, there are People do business.
The road to seek scriptures is also full of dangers, so Tang Monk doesn’t want to leave either?
Ordinary people's desire for money is no less than Tang Monk's loyalty to the scriptures and the Tang Emperor.
[Just taking a boat doesn’t show off my ability. I have a plan to kill two birds with one stone. 】Li Changzhou smiled.
As soon as Guanyin looked at his expression, she knew that he had already made an idea when he mentioned "the ice-covered Tianhe River", and the subsequent "my girlfriend is awesome" and the like were all just a joke.
The exchange of thoughts was as fast as lightning. Li Changzhou came to his senses, but Madam Po was still twitching on the ground.
Li Changzhou didn't kill her. Although he wasn't that meticulous when searching for her soul, it wasn't enough to kill a monster.
"Get up before you die."
Madam Po stood up and knelt down quickly, her body still swaying.
"You come with me, and the rest will clean up the cave. I will come back later. If you still smell fishy or fairy smell," before he finished speaking, Li Changzhou had already gone to the water.
Although he didn't use teleportation, he was still very fast. Mandarin Po hurriedly transformed into his true form - a spotted mandarin fish over two meters long - and followed him.
After two or three hundred miles, we came to the Tongtian River.
Looking upstream, the river stretches endlessly, as if it comes from the sky; looking downstream, dozens of mountains and islands stand in the vast river.
The sky and the earth are vast, and the sound of water is like thunder.
"When you go to Chenjiazhuang, you said that there will be holy monks from the Tang Dynasty passing by in a few days. This year's boys and girls will be exempted. Let them entertain them well and don't starve them. The King of Inspiration also made way for the Monkey King and left for the time being. Tongtian River.”
The mandarin fish took the order, swung its tail, parted the water, and swam towards the shore like an arrow.
Just as Li Changzhou was about to do the magic, the sky suddenly surged with auspicious aura. A beautiful fairy with white hair and purple clothes broke through the clouds and descended from the sky on a blue bird.
Li Changzhou laughed: "Isn't this the goddess of Wushan? If you don't go to the Hundred Flowers Conference, what are you doing here at Tongtian River?"
Is Guanyin already in trouble with Yang Qinglan? Did the Queen Mother send her here?
Facts have proved that Li Changzhou was worried too much.
"I met Qinglan on the road and heard her tell you about you. This princess came to see you, the Water King." Yaochi said with a smile.
After exchanging greetings, she was in a hurry and asked, "Do you need help? When I enter the Yaochi - the Queen Mother's Yaochi, I may not be able to get out until the mission is over."
If there is a life and death crisis, Yang Qinglan and Li Qianxia can appear by Li Changzhou's side through "Life and Death Accompanying" and "Bond Summoning", but she cannot.
So before entering Yaochi, I came here to ask.
"It's not needed at the moment, and your status is not suitable to help me." Li Changzhou said.
Yaochi nodded. As the adopted daughter of the Queen Mother, if he helped him, Sun Wukong would immediately go to heaven and let the Queen Mother and even the Jade Emperor teach his daughter a lesson.
"Then what are your plans?" Yaochi asked again.
Li Changzhou didn't answer. He exhaled two breaths, one yellow and one red. The yellow one was a dog and the red one was a fox.
He said to the fox: "You transformed into an innocent, cute and kind country girl."
The red mist filled the air, and when the mist dissipated, the fox disappeared. Instead, there was a country girl with eyes as clear as water, a beautiful face, and a slim figure.
"Your name is Cuicui." Li Changzhou said to the little girl.
"My name is Cuicui." The red fox smiled kindly, cutely, innocently and innocently.
"You are a yellow dog." Li Changzhou said to the dog.
The yellow dog barks.
"From now on, you will make a living by punting boats. You will live on the border of Xiliang Women's Kingdom. You will not interact with others on weekdays. There is also a grandfather at home."
"Haha!" Yaochi, who was sitting on the blue bird, clapped his hands and laughed with a clear laugh, "You sound like a cultured monster!"
She laughed so hard that her waist hurt.
"This is culture? Is there anyone who doesn't know "Border Town"?" Li Changzhou also laughed.
Yaochi suppressed her smile and explained in a slow tone: "Everyone knows it, but most of them just know it. Everyone knows mathematical formulas. Don't scores also have different levels?"
"Hahahaha! You are a vixen too!"
"Then hit me with a big stick."
"You are a goddess now, and you don't even know how to use the word "sex" on your head?"
If he hadn't been in a hurry, Yaochi would have stabbed him, or been stabbed by him, but now, having guessed what Li Changzhou would do, he felt a little relieved.
But she said uneasily: "Be careful, don't get beaten to death by monkey monkey."
"I know, I know, if you encounter someone you can't handle, remember to call me."
The bluebird chirped crisply, carrying Yaochi back to the Heavenly Palace with auspicious air.
Li Changzhou felt a little warm in his heart. Yaochi was sincere just now, and there was no pretense of "seduce" in it. He felt like someone cared about him.
No, no, no, I almost messed up my sincerity.
Putting aside his thoughts, Li Changzhou made another wooden boat and carefully explained a few words to the red fox that turned into green.
The red fox nodded repeatedly and assured: "Master, don't worry."
She rowed a wooden boat, which carried the yellow dog and disappeared into the river.
In the first two or three strokes, the rowing movement was still rough and unfamiliar. After two or three strokes, it became skillful and steady, and she even sang the song of the riverside, like a country girl through and through.
Li Changzhou released the black eagle again and let it fly in the direction of Monk Kingdom, staring at Tang Monk from thousands of miles away.
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After many strong winds, Yaochi returned to the Tiangong. Along the straight Tiangong Road is the Nantian Gate, which is thousands of feet high.
The four heavenly kings guarding the Nantian Gate are all as tall as mountains and have great majesty.
On the Nantian Gate, the demon mirror hole shines golden light.
According to Yaochi's character and the sophistication of ordinary people, she should say hello to the Four Heavenly Kings no matter what, but she really took time out of her time to visit Li Changzhou, and she didn't have any leisure at all at the moment.
He just hurriedly said a blessing and hurried to Yaochi.
The Heavenly Palace is huge, with countless jade towers and jade buildings emerging from the sea of clouds. The palaces are connected by rainbow bridges, and there are also auspicious animals such as phoenixes, cranes, unicorns, etc.
In addition to palaces, some forests, grasslands, waterfalls, and gardens emerge from the sea of clouds.
On some small clouds, there is either a pavilion, a tree, or a chessboard.
There are also some seas of clouds filled with golden lotuses, and countless golden carps are playing among the lotus leaves.
When I went down to Yaochi, I didn't have time to see these scenery. When I came back, I had no time and rushed to Yaochi.
The hall was filled with female fairies, and their almost liquid essence was swirling on the ground.
Yang Qinglan's white clothes are very eye-catching, because as far as the eye can see, the fairies in the palace are all colorful, wearing red and green, and their jewelry is covered with flying hairpins.
Yang Qinglan and Li Qianxia were sitting on a lotus leaf, tasting the heavenly wine and jade dew, and talking in a low voice when they saw Yaochi hurried in and looked at each other.
"Yao'er, why are you here now? Come to me quickly." The Queen Mother sitting at the top smiled and waved.
The Queen Mother is graceful and magnificent, and her beauty is astonishing. Regardless of her temperament, her beauty is at least eight points, and it may be nine points.
Yaochi looked away, slowed down his heartbeat, collected his emotions, and walked up with a smile.
"Your Majesty, the baby is here in a hurry. I just went to Yingzhou to get some spring water of eternity for you to use to water the peaches!"
"Although the Fountain of Youth is not as good as my flat peach, it is also a rare life-extending treasure in the three realms. How can it be used to water peaches!" The Queen Mother smiled happily, and the more she looked at Yaochi, the more she liked it.
If word spreads that the Fountain of Youth is only watered for flat peaches, wouldn't her flat peach conference be even more superior?
Moreover, this girl from Yaochi is born with wealth at first glance. Although her strength is only that of a human being, she has a deep foundation and has natural magical powers. She may even sit on the throne in the future.
Yaochi serves the Queen Mother.
Even though she was the Queen Mother, she had no stage fright at all. She used her old skills of coaxing her grandfather, and adjusted it slightly according to the Queen Mother's personality, so that the Queen Mother would hold her hand and not let go.
"Alas," Li Qianxia sighed, "Sister Yao can touch the Queen Mother's hand, but I can only chop wood and make elixirs every day. This is my fate."
Yang Qinglan smiled slightly: "I am also a fish basket weaver."
"Why don't you let me touch it? If you touch Fairy Gushe's hand, I won't lose anything!"
"Gushe." A fairy who definitely had nine points of charm came over with a goldfish on her feet and landed on the lotus leaves of the two of them.
It's Su'e, also known as Chang'e and Taiyin Xingjun.
A good friend of the Goddess Gushe.
Li Qianxia was a little excited, thinking about how to get an autograph and photo.
Yang Qinglan had a headache, but soon she discovered why the two of them were good friends - they basically didn't talk, and they never had any problems when talking.
In addition to Chang'e, there are many other famous fairies, including Nine Heavenly Fairies, Seven Fairies, Luo Shen, Yunxiao, Bixiao, Yuan Nu, Weaver Girl, Magu, Baihua, Golden Virgin Mary, Lishan Old Mother, etc.
The so-called Hundred Flowers Conference refers to fairy flowers and fairies.
After a while, the Queen Mother was preparing to announce the opening of the banquet, and another palace maid came to announce it.
"Empress, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva from Putuo Mountain in Nanhai is here!"
"Please come in quickly, Your Majesty," said the Queen Mother.
Yaochi looked at Yang Qinglan. Yang Qinglan's face remained unchanged, calm and calm. She was on a lotus leaf with Chang'e and Li Qianxia, like three lotuses blooming on one branch. Even in this Hundred Flowers Conference, they were three fairy flowers.
She turned her gaze to Guanyin, who walked in slowly, and the fairies stood up and saluted.
After bidding farewell to the South China Sea in the Song Dynasty, they fought against Guanyin again in the Tang Dynasty.
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In the heavenly palace, Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea arrived at the Hundred Flowers Assembly; in the human world, the four people who traveled west to seek Buddhist scriptures also arrived at the Tongtian River.
"'The path has passed eight hundred miles, and young people have traveled it since ancient times.' Master, this river is eight hundred miles wide!"
"Second Senior Brother, I can't help but see that my Liusha River is eight hundred miles long. This river is much wider than the Liusha River. I think this monument was written by a mortal, and 'eight hundred miles' is an imaginary number."
"Junior Brother Sha is right." A monkey pressed his head on the cloud and said with a smile, "Old Sun, I have a sharp eye. I can see thousands of miles in the daytime, but I can't see the bank of this river. The width of this river is at least a thousand miles."
Tang Seng, who was riding on a white dragon horse, looked at the river rushing like a dragon in front of him, feeling worried and afraid.
"Master," Sun Wukong walked to the white horse, "it's getting dark, why don't we rest today and find a way to cross the river tomorrow."
"Okay, okay, old pig, I'm already hungry!" Zhu Bajie agreed immediately.
Tang Monk sighed and said to the monkey, "Okay, Wukong, you go and see if there is anyone nearby."
Sun Wukong asked Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng to look at Tang Seng, rose up from the clouds, released golden light from his eyes, and saw Chenjiazhuang.
Pressing the cloud head, he took the three of them to Chenjiazhuang.
The four masters and apprentices were immediately received by Chenjiazhuang. Various sumptuous vegetarian dishes including fruits and vegetables, noodles, rice, snacks, noodle soup, etc. were served and arranged neatly.
Zhu Bajie grabbed the steamed bun and ate it, then picked up an apple with his left hand.
However, Tang Monk felt uneasy and said to the local squire Chen Cheng: "Old man, just prepare some ordinary home-cooked meals. There is no need to be so kind."
Chen Cheng took the dish from the maid's hand and served it himself, saying:
"What the elders don't know is that there is an inspiration king in the Tongtian River. He wants boys and girls every year. This year is my family's turn. Fortunately, an elder passed by here and the king exempted him from the sacrifice this year!"
Zhu Bajie ate happily, Sha Wujing did nothing. Only Tang Seng was a little confused and looked at his eldest disciple.
Sun Wukong pressed the button and made a gesture of asking the master to be calm.
The monkey asked Chen Cheng: "What else does the inspiration king say?"
"He also said - go and steam five buckets of rice for the elders!" Chen Cheng saw that Zhu Bajie could eat it and told the maid.
Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie's ears, and Zhu Bajie took a moment to pat him and continued eating.
Chen Cheng continued: "I also said that after hearing the name of the Great Sage Qitian, I would make way for Sun Xingzhe and temporarily leave the Tongtian River, so that you can go there with peace of mind."
When Sun Wukong heard this, he slapped the table, laughed, and scratched his ears and cheeks.
"Master, you heard it too. It's just a little monster. I scared him away before I came here! What a pity, if this monster doesn't run away, it can carry Master across the river!"
"Then now——"
"Don't worry, it's just a dead river. How can it stop living people? Sooner or later, we can cross it. Master, you are hungry too. Eat first!"
Sun Wukong was in a good mood and took the initiative to pick up food for Tang Monk.
At this time, Zhu Bajie raised his head, his eyes widened, and asked Chen Cheng: "Then, the inspiration kid, didn't you say Marshal Tianpeng?"
Chen Cheng thought for a while and shook his head: "I didn't mention it, so I mentioned the Monkey King."
"I fucked his tits——"
"Okay, idiot, eat yours!" Sun Wukong also served Zhu Bajie some vegetables, and then said to Sha Wujing, "Junior Brother Sha, eat!"
"Okay, senior brother!"
Sha Wujing also had enough food for eight people, and he ate hungrily.
Chen Cheng waited for a while and then went out.
He met his younger brother Chen Qing at the door. Chen Qing peeked into the room and said, "These holy monks can really eat them!"
"No matter how much we can eat, we will never be depleted. The King of Inspiration has told us to raise Tang Monk until he is white and fat. We must not starve them and then tell the kitchen to get more."
"okay!"
In the hall, Sun Wukong's eyes turned bright.
Raised to be fat?
As a demon who had eaten the flesh of many, many people, he was all too familiar with this word.
What an inspiration king! How dare you lie to my grandson!
In his heart, he wished he could immediately ride on the clouds, smash the head of Lingxin with a golden hoop, destroy his cave, and destroy his descendants, but on the surface, Sun Wukong remained calm.
He could not count on Bajie and Monk Sha, and speaking out would only make Tang Seng worried, so he thought silently.
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