Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

"Sir Shitake, you are..."

This Anbu ninja was lying in a corner, looking at Hatake Shitake with a dazed expression.

I just wanted to calm down the awkward atmosphere and chat with Hatake Shitake for a while, so as not to assign myself to the toilet to be the director when the time comes.

After all, even if you don't look at your own face, you should look at your unmarried wife, so give yourself a little face~?

Why did you suddenly kick yourself--foot?

"There are some things that can't be said nonsense, you know?"

Hatake Shitake solemnly confronted the Anbu ninja and explained a little.

But it's okay if he doesn't explain, as soon as he explains the ninja, his face is stunned.

What! Ha! Ha! What is this all about?

Why does he feel like he doesn't understand what Hatake Shitake is saying?

Hatake Shitake touched his chin and decided that it would be better to explain this Anbu ninja with a real bloody case.

After all, the cultural level of ninjas is relatively low, only limited to the degree of literacy.

A ninja who is too smart can't live too long. Of course, this does not refer to emotional intelligence, but to IQ.

For example, let a certain ninja perform certain tasks, steal some secret documents from other countries, etc.

What if this ninja can understand what is written on it and something goes wrong?

So ninjas don't need to be too smart, and they don't need to be able to analyze the international situation.

As long as you know some words, don't be too stupid, and your emotional intelligence is high enough.

"I tell you, more than 90 percent of people will die in battle after saying this! 99

A word from Hatake Shitake, if you give it directly to this Anbu ninja, it won't work.

Is it so evil?

Why haven't I heard of this statement before?

Looking at this ninja face in front of me - the expression above, I don't read much, don't lie to me.

"Do you think that the people who have said this kind of thing have all died in battle?"

Hearing Hatake Shitake's reminder, the Anbu ninja stood up immediately, touched his chin, and carefully recalled his ninja career over the years.

It seems that ninjas usually die after saying these words and going on a mission.

It doesn't matter if you don't want to, this Anbu ninja's back is soaked with sweat.

The more I think about the expression on the face of this Anbu ninja, the more frightened it becomes.

After all, it is really too terrifying, as long as this flag is erected, it seems that death can find itself in the vast sea of ​​people, generally.

After a shiver, the Anbu ninja's expression changed a little bit, and with gratitude in his eyes, he looked at Hatake Shitake.

"I see, but Shitake-sama, I still don't understand why this is happening?"

Hatake Shitake rolled his eyes and asked himself such a question, how did he know?

However, with the idea of ​​sending the Buddha to the west, Hatake Shitake still intends to explain it to her a little.

Just to fool this curious baby a little.

"Maybe Shinigami, the bastard, is not used to comedy. Although everyone doesn't like tragedy, tragedy is more shocking, isn't it?"

Hatake Shitake said something poetic and then ignored the Anbu ninja.

After a while, he came to Jiraiya's side, looked at the ninjas who had been assembled below, and said to Jiraiya next to him: "Didn't you say that all the medical ninjas are staying in the field hospital on standby?

Hatake Shitake's shameless remarks can be regarded as closing the knife to Jiraiya's chrysanthemum-flower, which opened his eyes!

How could he be able to say such shameless words in front of his own face?

Playing word games was caught by myself on the spot, and there was no shame at all!

Please be yourself!

Jiraiya had black lines all over his face, but the expression on his face didn't change much.

But he had already scolded Hatake Shitake in his heart - a bloody head.

"You are so strong and still staying behind, are you embarrassed? Let these young ninjas charge for you?

In what Jiraiya said, Hatake Shitake was full of black lines, and his face was inexplicable.

What does it mean to let these young ninjas charge for me?

They're charging for Sarutobi Hiruzen, for you Jiraiya! I'm not Hokage and I'm not a frontline commander, what the fuck?

"Which of the following ninjas is younger than me? Can you point it out for me?"

Of course, it was impossible for Hatake Shitake to say that the group of ninjas below were rushing to the peak for Konoha.

After all, people need face, but also need to be decent.

・・・・・Seeking flowers・・

Sometimes being shameless will lead to attacks from others who don't talk about martial arts, so it is necessary to maintain face on the surface.

Hatake Shitake's words can't be directly given to Jiraiya, but he thinks about it carefully, and there seems to be no problem with what Hatake Shitake said.

Those who are the same age as Hatake Shitake or younger than him are helping in the ninja hospital.

There seems to be no one younger than Hatake Shitake among those who can go to battle now.

But are you talking about this yourself?

He always felt that there was something wrong with Hatake Shitake's comprehension ability, and he was always able to find loopholes in unexpected places.

Although this ability is very good, using it on the enemy can always make the enemy lose the war inexplicably.

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But if you use it on yourself, Jiraiya can only say that you should not use it again after using it well!

"Did I mean that? Forget it, you have to play this war too! Aren't you going to be Hokage? Give me a good fight!'"

Jiraiya wanted to explain what he meant, but he could see from Hatake Shitake's gaze that he understood what he meant.

It's obviously just kidding yourself.

In the face of this kind of bad character confession, he can only forcefully ask him to go to the battlefield, after all, he is the boss, and this frontline wins the battle for himself!

If Hatake Shitake dared not listen, he dared to take off Hatake Shitake's arm.

Hatake Shitake rolled his eyes at Jiraiya, then looked at the ninja below.

Of course he understood what Jiraiya meant, and what Jiraiya meant was that he, the strong man, was sitting in the field hospital and enjoying himself, while those who were weak were wounded and bleed on the battlefield.

As a strong person, you should take more responsibility, just like the words of the little spider.

The stronger the ability, the greater the responsibility!

After Jiraiya gave a full-point composition, he gave the ninjas below a lot of blood, and the ninjas below had red eyes, one by one like the people of the Uchiha family who opened Sharingan.

Admittedly, sometimes the power of words can boost morale on a massive scale.

What's more, the ninja of Iwagakure is seriously ill, and it is time to beat the underdogs.

It's impossible for someone to give charcoal in the snow, but they are very interested in throwing down stones and beating down dogs.