Konoha: Not A Serious Ninjutsu Master!

Human nature is so amazing sometimes.

Hatake Shitake leads a team by one-man, mainly an elite team of three Jōnin.

Their mission goal is to go out and destroy everywhere, preferably deep into the hinterland of the land, if they can walk to the door of Iwagakure and do a pole dance.

Of course, Hatake Shitake originally planned this, but Jiraiya seemed to disagree.

After all, what Hatake Shitake lost was not just his face, but the entire Konoha's face.

Going to the gate of the ninja village of the enemy ninja to do a pole dance is something Hatake Shitake can't figure out.

After hearing the answer given by Qin Muzhiwu, Jiraiya almost slapped Hatake Shitake's head down.

And it was expressly forbidden that he could never go to the door of Iwagakure to do such a shameful thing.

"One Twenty"

Because the ninja spirit of Konoha is crying, so is the samurai spirit of your Hatake family!

Please be yourself!

So Hatake Shitake's plan is to go deep into the hinterland of the land of the earth, to cut a section of the grain road, burn, kill and loot.

Although Konoha's ninjas are relatively kind, they maintain a trace of humanity.

But it is impossible to go deep behind enemy lines to carry out such a task of sabotage and to be kind.

This is also the reason why Hatake Shitake brought three Jōnin, not because of danger, but because Jōnin sees it more thoroughly.

Otherwise, those Chūnin would have followed, and they might have made some unexpected moves.

At that time, it is not just him who is involved, if it is him, Hatake Shitake will not bother to care about him.

After all, everyone has their own ideas, what if he just wants to be in a hurry to reincarnate and grab a good position?

"Sir Shitake, what are we going to do now?"

These are the people Jōnin is entitled to get the content before the mission starts.

Unless it is a special task, the plan should be told before the task and let them hear it.

And take their opinions on a case-by-case basis.

That's the good thing about Jōnin, you can come up with your own ideas about the task.

If it's a cow and horse like Genin, then you say a hammer, instead of sending you directly as cannon fodder, you should thank Konoha for his kindness to you.

In fact, in the war, Genin has always been a consumable, except for very few very good seeds, has very good mentors, and protects their safety.

"According to Anbu's intelligence, in this direction we are now heading, there is a granary in Iwagakure.

"At that time, you can take as much as you can, and if you can't take it, we will give them some extra. 39

Hatake Shitake does not plan to burn the granary directly, it is all the grain that the farmers have worked so hard to grow.

What a pity to burn it directly. Isn't this a waste of food that people have worked so hard to grow?

So Hatake Shitake intends to add some laxatives in it, so that they can get a good feel for what Splatoon really feels like.

The Jōnin around had no opinion, after all it was just an extremely simple task.

Although I don't understand why they don't plan to burn the granary directly, it's none of their business, it's the problem of leading the ninja.

This is a fat poor, they all have space scrolls on them, and how much they can take depends on their ability.

The food brought back can be sold to Konoha or eaten by themselves.

Therefore, it is definitely a very good job to attack the granary in the ninja world.

However, it also depends on the strength of the individual, as a person can eat as much as he has.

If you can't eat and eat too hard, you might be crushed to death. People who are not strong enough will never be able to participate in such a task of sneaking into other people's granaries.

Because they are not mentally disabled, of course they know the importance of the granary, so there are not many troops there.

More than even your raiders.

At that time, it is uncertain who attacked whom.

"I originally planned to take you to the gate of Iwagakure for pole dancing, after all, it's more eye-catching that way.

In general, this plan is actually a delay, or a diversion of Iwagakure's attention.

Although Ohnogi has no means of teleportation and no wings, he can fly.

So divert Iwagakure's attention, and then drag them for a while, so that the people on Konoha's side can quickly push the troops on the front line of the land of the land back to a distance of 100 kilometers.

To put it simply, it's a strategy of attacking the east and the west, so Hatake Shitake felt that going to the gate of Iwagakure for pole dancing would be much better for provocation.

After all, Hatake Shitake believes that as long as Ohnogi is still alone, he will never be able to resist this kind of provocation.

At that time, if Ohnogi doesn't catch up, and wants to screw off Hatake Shitake's head, Hatake Shitake and Ohnogi - a surname!

Looking at the masters of Hatake Shitake, there was a cold sweat on the forehead.

Thank you Mr. Jiraiya for saving my dog's life!

My dear, there are still things in the world that we miss!

How could it be possible to follow Hatake Shitake to Mars?

They don't want to - to be aliens, to live in outer space.

They feel that if they really do such a dance on Iwagakure's side, it doesn't matter whether they die or not.

Because the moment they danced that dance, they had already entered death.

Social death is also death!

"Sir Shitake, isn't this not good?

Hatake Shitake rolled his eyes at him, then said, "What's wrong? Isn't it better this way?"

Hatake Shitake felt that there was no problem with his plan, and he wouldn't rush to jump anyway.

At that time, when Ohnogi was so angry that he sent troops to kill him, Hatake Shitake could take them and fly away directly with Flying Thunder God.

There is no problem in terms of security, no matter from which point of view, this plan is quite practical.

It can anger Ohnogi on a larger scale, better attract Iwagakure's attention, and it can also ensure the safety of personnel.

It can be said that there is no better plan than this in the world.

"..."

"But what? On the day you became ninjas, didn't you all make up your mind to use all means to complete the task to complete the task better?"

Hatake Shitake was speechless, and they couldn't say a word.

Although they said so, but with such a social death trick, they feel that it is better not to contact them in this life.

After this mission is over, even if they are killed, they don't want to hang out with Hatake Shitake.

Although it gave them a little sweetness, the carrot-and-stick approach was not very clever.

This big stick is about to catch up with the hammer, man, a bus came down and smashed him into a daze.