Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

early morning.

A heavy sense of oppression came, and Feiniao opened his eyes and took a few breaths. After the sleepiness gradually dissipated, he looked up at the orange cat lying on his chest and pinched the swim ring on its belly. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and a look of nostalgia flashed across his eyes.

This cat was once slim.

When I took it home to sleep for the first time, Feiniao was afraid that it would roll over and crush it to death.

Now I might be crushed to death by it one day.

After holding it aside, he stood up and went to the calendar, looked at today's schedule and stretched.

A jounin meeting.

The dark pupils of the man looking into the mirror turned blood red. Asuka formed a seal with one hand and then pressed it on the floor. An extremely complex and mysterious black pattern instantly spread around the palm of his hand.

Psychic art!

Peng!

As chakra surged into his palm, a puff of white smoke instantly appeared on the floor.

Then he waved his hand, and the white smoke in the room was blown out of the window by the wind and drifted into the distance.

at this time.

In the middle of the house, there stood a flower-like loli, with long dark blue hair, pale skin, wearing blue magatama-shaped earrings, wearing a white gown, and a single magatama-shaped green ornament on the chest.

She slowly raised her head to look at the flying bird. Her originally golden pupils immediately turned into blood red, and a strange and complex pattern slowly rotated in her eyes.

After placing instant noodles, cold milk, and fried chicken on the table, he waved to Ichikishima Hime, who was stunned, and spoke.

"Ichikishima-hime, come to eat."

Hearing this, Ichikishimahime trembled, then came to the table mechanically, picked up a fork and started eating in big bites.

Asuka brushed his teeth and stared at Ichikishimahime's growing belly. He couldn't help but secretly gave himself a thumbs up and praised it.

"If this continues, within half a year, her thin figure will become history."

Suck it up~suck it up~

Seeing that the other party drank every drop of the soup, Feiniao clapped his palms together and whispered.

"open!"

In an instant, the kaleidoscope in Ichikishimahime's eyes disappeared, and the dark blue pupils reappeared.

Um?

She raised her head and looked at Asuka sitting opposite, her eyes a little dazed, and then she glanced at the empty plates on the table. The warm atmosphere of the house made her feel faintly uncomfortable, but she was even more uncomfortable.

Ichikishimahime smacked her mouth, and the smell of greasy fried chicken instantly surged from her mouth to her heart.

She looked at the empty fried chicken on the table and smacked her lips again, and then looked at the bowl of instant noodles on the table. When she finally smacked her lips, a smell of milk came to her heart.

"Hiccup~"

There was a sound of burping, and when she saw Asuka waving in disgust, her dark blue eyes turned into golden elongated pupils, and her sharp teeth and pink tongue were also exposed at the same time, "Hiccup. Let me burp." what?"

Asuka pointed to the objects on the table and said.

"There is nothing to eat in Longdi Cave. I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together."

"Ha~"

A few black lines appeared on Ichikishimahime's forehead. She stood up and came to Asuka. She put her hands on his shoulders and said as if she was full.

"I, hiccup, do you want to praise hiccup?"

Sensing the unkind tone of the other party, Asuka raised his right hand, put his index and middle fingers together, and bent the other three fingers in his palm, smiling.

"untie!"

Peng!

A burst of white smoke appeared in the room again. Looking at Ichikijima Hime who had disappeared, Asuka rested his elbows on the table and shook his head.

“This psychic contract is somewhat unequal.

No wonder that guy from Kyuubi dared to hit the giant Buddha with his head. "

Then, he summoned Ichikishima Hime again, looked at her dark face, and pointed at the ingredients that reappeared on the table.

"There is nothing to eat in Longdi Cave. I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together."

Did she just hear this sentence?

Hearing these familiar words and glancing at the ingredients that reappeared on the table, Ichikijima Hime's eyes were dazed for a moment, and then she rushed towards Asuka with all her teeth and claws, "Don't control me if you have the ability, look at me today I can’t bite you to death.”

Asuka blinked, and the kaleidoscope appeared in his eyes again.

laugh!

There was a sudden sound of braking. Ichikijima Hime looked at the kaleidoscope close at hand, and her face suddenly turned blue and white.

When she went back to find the immortal last night, she wanted to ask the immortal to untie the contract between her and Asuka.

Then

The immortal took her matter very seriously. After reading the ancient books, he found a way to unlock the contract.

It’s just that this method requires the cooperation of another person.

She took the ancient book given by the immortal, and then found her partner Tian Xinji and asked her to follow the above method to unlock this abominable contract for herself.

Then

The silly woman worked all night, but not only did she not untie it, the contract also became deeper.

This time even the immortal felt a little tricky and said he would have to wait a little longer.

It's really irritating what a dead mother-in-law did.

Thinking of this, she floated to Asuka and groaned angrily.

"I am very angry. I want to die when I am angry."

"Oh, isn't it good to be alive?"

As he said that, Feiniao picked up the book on the table, flipped it through twice, his eyes lit up, and he changed his wording.

“How joyful it is to live, and how miserable it is to die.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with dying. "

Ichikishimahime floated above Asuka's head, then looked at the book in the other person's hand and murmured.

"108 Tips to Replenish the Kidney, Snake Meat to Strengthen the Kidney"

After reading, her face suddenly darkened, and then she grabbed Feiniao's neck with both hands and shook it vigorously, saying angrily.

“I’m dead, I’m so mad at you idiots.

You actually don't even spare my body, and you want to use such a delicate and delicate body to supplement your waist. "

He closed the book and placed it on his thigh, then raised his eyelids to look at Ichikijima Hime floating above his head, and said something polite.

"We knew and cherished each other when we were alive, and our souls depended on each other after death."

Ichikishima Hime was stunned for a moment. Although she was not particularly good at studying, she had read a lot of novels.

This sentence sounds a bit like what the male protagonist said to the female protagonist in a tragic love story.

After a moment of silence, she slowly released her hand from Asuka's neck and whispered.

"I don't quite understand."

"well!"

Asuka sighed, then stood up, pointed at his waist, and said.

"If you die, I will eat you to replenish your kidneys, and then we can fight side by side again."

Hearing this, Ichikishimahime's face suddenly darkened.

It's a strange thing to say.

Gods fight side by side.

Aren’t you still going to use my concubine to supplement your waist?

Seeing her trembling with anger and her expression becoming more and more distorted, Asuka threw a piece of candy into her mouth, then put on her ninja vest and waved behind her.

"Ichikishima-hime, you are a little fairy, you must not reveal your fairy energy."

Fairy spirit?

She subconsciously breathed into the palm of her hand, and then smelled the instant noodles in her hand, her voice became sharp.

"Where is the immortal energy?

My mouth is full of the smell of seafood instant noodles.

Uchiha Asuka, you and I can only live together for one person today. "

Peng!

Before he finished speaking, a burst of white smoke rose from the middle of the house.

Feiniao glanced at the white smoke behind him and shook his head.

"I'm a little busy today, so I'll work tomorrow."

When he arrived at the meeting venue, he found that many jonin were already seated here.

Civilian ninjas and family ninjas are clearly distinguished, and the difference between family ninjas and family ninjas is even more obvious.

The Uchiha family is particularly special.

Looking at the family jounin sitting in the corner with an unusually cold face, Asuka couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

What about the excitement during clan meetings?

Later, he came to the Uchiha family and asked.

"Everyone, have you eaten?"

The group of people looked up at Feiniao, with a slight twitch in their mouths, and then one of them crossed his arms and said coldly.

"Today is a Jonin meeting. It doesn't mean whoever eats more has more say. Each of us has the same say."

? ? ?

Feiniao looked at the man with a question mark and said doubtfully.

"Old Madou, please tell your conscience, are we meeting just to speak? What constructive suggestions can we Uchiha put forward?"

Uchiha Madou's old face darkened and he gritted his teeth.

"Who says we can't make constructive suggestions?"

"Ha~"

Asuka's mouth twitched.

If the human clan meetings such as the family can't discuss anything, what can the Jonin meeting discuss?

The village held a meeting to discuss unimportant matters, while Namikaze Minato and the others discussed the important matters by themselves.

and

Thinking of the previous meetings, Asuka's eyes fell on Madou next to him.

This old guy seemed to have put forward a lot of suggestions at the last meeting, but they were all rejected by Danzo.

The old man was so angry that he didn't eat for two days.