Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

That afternoon.

Fei Fei, who had returned from shopping, was squatting on Asuka's shoulder, telling the gossip she overheard from Mikoto.

"I'll tell you this!"

The orange cat scratched its neck with its hind legs and said mysteriously, "That book is not the banned magazine we imagined at all. It is a fairly serious book, but not that serious."

Um?

Feiniao suddenly became interested and could not hide the gossip in his eyes.

Are there serious contents mixed with serious books?

Itachi is really bad at it now, he actually likes to read that kind of books.

"It's not what you think."

Seeing the gossipy look on Asuka's face, the orange cat shook his head and explained. "The name of the book is [How to Resolve Conflicts between Married Women]. When Miqin saw the title, she looked at her child with joy and almost said the word [sensible].

When she opened the first page, do you know what was written on it? "

Having said this, the orange cat did not give in. It looked at the surrounding villagers, then covered the corners of its mouth with its cat paws, and whispered, "If the conflict cannot be resolved, then resolve the two parties who raised the issue. This can be regarded as a quick solution." A way to resolve conflicts.

As long as one of the parties no longer raises conflicts, there will naturally be no conflicts."

Hearing these words, Feiniao suddenly fell silent.

To put it bluntly, isn’t this just asking for a divorce? No wonder Uchiha Mikoto was so angry that night and even threw bricks at him, if Itachi hadn't meant to frame him that night.

Uchiha Mikoto was probably going to fight with him.

"Is this book really not written by you?"

The orange cat glanced at him suspiciously and murmured in a low voice, "I always feel that this book is somewhat similar to your writing style, and the views above coincide with yours. Could it be that you are carrying this book behind your back?" Meow, you secretly threw it at Weasel's feet, right?"

The more Fei Niao listened, the darker his face became. The more he listened, the darker his face became.

In all conscience, he really did not create this book.

Although he had tried to induce Weasel before, the result was a little unexpected.

In the afternoon, I just instilled some knowledge into the other party, and warned Itachi that this matter can only be known to God and earth, you know it, and I can't tell your parents. As a result, I was blocked at home by Uchiha Mikoto that night, and I warned myself not to instill some knowledge into her son. Weird knowledge.

From then on, he only threw a comic that only adults could read at Itachi's feet, and never interfered in other matters.

"Stop!"

A sharp sound in the distance directly attracted the attention of the two birds.

at this time.

Not far ahead, I saw a clansman in Uchiha uniform grabbing a fat man by the collar. Red light flashed in his eyes, and he had obviously turned on his Sharingan.

Gulu!

The obese middle-aged man swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice, "Why do you want me to stay here, Ninja-sama?"

Hearing this, the Uchiha suddenly turned to look into the crowd, and soon he called a few people out from the crowd.

I saw these people either covering their buttocks with their hands, or covering their buttocks with cardboard. It wasn't that they were not wearing clothes, it was just that the "toad oil" seemed to be out of control, flowing out and soaking the cardboard.

Seeing them covering their buttocks with expressions of grief, anger and embarrassment, the Uchiha tribesman forced himself to suppress the laughter in his heart. After thinking about the painful things in the past, the expression on his face became cold again.

He looked at the trembling businessman and said with a cold expression.

"Why does your toad oil smell like fish oil after eating it?"

"Sea toads don't smell fishy on their bodies."

Sea toad?

This Uchiha's momentum froze, and he thought about it for a long time, but he still couldn't figure out what kind of toad this sea toad was.

"Are you bluffing me?"

Seeing the aura of this Konoha law enforcer who was both strong and capable, the panic on the businessman's face suddenly disappeared. He looked up at the surrounding villagers and loudly spoke about science.

"There are toads in the sea.

Among the psychic beasts signed by Jiraiya-sama, there are sea toads. The toad oil on them can not only strengthen your body, but also increase your chances of encountering toads."

Listening to this guy's words getting more and more outrageous, the orange cat looked at the Uchiha tribesman who was neither taking action nor taking action, then turned to look at Asuka and asked in a low voice.

"Among Jiraiya's toads, is there really a species of sea toad?"

"Uh~"

Asuka was stunned for a moment, thinking of Jiraiya's psychic beasts in his mind, and hesitated for a moment.

There are so many toads there, there should be sea toads, right?

Thinking of this, he stepped to the middle of the field.

After glancing at the eloquent businessman from another village, he laid his eyes on this livid-faced tribesman and spoke directly. "As a businessman selling toad oil, he must have a toad as a psychic beast.

You ask him to summon it, and we can see how the toad oil comes out."

Hearing this, the fat businessman's face froze.

He was just about to refute what Asuka knew, but then he saw the other person's dark eyes turning scarlet, with three magatama moving back and forth in his eyes.

"Jounin of the Uchiha clan??"

The businessman's body trembled, and an ugly smile appeared on his face. "My toad recently scooped out too much toad oil and fell into a deep sleep. I'm afraid it won't be able to respond to my call for a while."

whispering sound!

When the onlookers heard this far-fetched excuse coming from the other party's mouth, they collectively let out a collective sigh and dispersed on the spot.

Just a few moments.

There were only three people and one cat left.

The businessman looked at Asuka, then at the Uchiha in front of him, and said with some hesitation, "What do you want to do? Do you want to beat people in the street? Don't even go through the fine process?"

Click! Click! Click!

There was a sound of moving bones, and the Uchiha who was the first to catch the businessman took two steps forward with a malicious look on his face, and said softly, "Your wallet was stolen just now, and you probably can't afford the fine." "

Hearing this, the businessman was shocked. He quickly looked down at his waist. Before he could say anything, the businessman felt his shoulders suddenly sink.

"Hey, I still have money!"

Looking at the businessman being dragged into the alley, Asuka shook his head on the spot and said with a sigh, "Konoha's business environment is very unfriendly to scammers. If you go to Sunagakure Village to sell toad oil, those guys will say no. I must have really believed it.

But Konoha."

Listening to the screams coming from the alley, Asuka shook his head again, put his hands in his pockets and walked away.

Jiraiya didn't know what kind of illness he was suffering from back then, so he sold toad oil for a while.

But the toad oil he sells is the same as petroleum, and it can be used at a moment's notice. Where can this kind of toad oil be used to strengthen the body?

Only fools who have just joined Konoha will believe in "toad oil".

"Ah~ah~ah~"

Hearing the screams coming from the alley ahead, Uchiha Itachi, who was walking with his head down, suddenly stopped.

Following the sound, he looked up.

I saw a tribesman wearing family clothes sitting on a fat man, punching and kicking him.

Seeing the police department logo on the back of the Uchiha clansman, Itachi's face darkened, and he couldn't help but feel a little more disappointed in his family.

“He remembers very clearly that the regulations of the police department stipulate that regardless of whether the businessman is at fault, members of the family police department are not allowed to use violence and cannot beat businessmen at will.

But during this time, he saw many tribesmen's contempt for outsiders and dislike of businessmen when enforcing the law.

If you can use your hands, you can't use your mouth."

well!

Itachi sighed again before turning and walking towards the alley.

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