Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming
Chapter 357 Everyone wants to be the evil Uchiha
"Hello!"
The orange cat, who was lying on the roof basking in the sun, suddenly heard an old voice coming from his ear.
He raised his eyelids slightly and looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a dark and shiny black cat walking towards here with elegant steps.
Fei Fei's opened eyes closed again, then he changed his position and continued to bask in the sun, "Old man, are you here to bask in the sun with me? Or are you here to rub my can?"
"neither!"
The black cat's beard trembled, then he came to sit down next to the orange cat, and said angrily, "Ryoichi asked me to come over and take a look. He said that Asuka bought so many pufferfish today, and he must be entertaining others at noon."
"Don't worry, considering Asuka's current level, he can definitely handle the puffer fish."
Hearing Fei Fei's lazy voice, Black Cat smacked his mouth, thinking of Ryoichi's instructions before leaving.
"I suspect that guy doesn't even know where the pufferfish is poisonous."
Then, Black Cat revealed Ryoichi's guess.
"No way!"
Fei Fei's eyes widened for a moment, and he said in disbelief, "How could he, a medical ninja, not know where the pufferfish is poisonous?"
"Actually, nothing is impossible!"
The black cat licked his fur and said what he was thinking.
"Not only Ryoichi and Saburo (the elders) were poisoned by eating pufferfish more than ten years ago, but Uchiha Asuka was also poisoned at that time. I heard that the poison was quite serious.
At that time, the three of them ate the same amount.
Later, Ryoichi and Saburo were hospitalized for half a month, and Asuka was hospitalized for a month.
The two of them now have a shadow of pufferfish, and they feel sick when they see pufferfish, but Uchiha Asuka treats pufferfish as if it's nothing. Do you believe it?
Ryoichi was afraid that the boy would do it with his eyes closed when handling the puffer fish. "
Hearing this, the orange cat blinked and said a little puzzled.
"Then why does he still buy pufferfish??"
"It's delicious! That's the king of dishes!"
Thinking of the time when it had eaten puffer fish, it couldn't help but lick its beard.
It's really delicious, but there are too few people who know how to make it.
Seeing the drool dripping from the corner of the black cat's mouth, Fei Fei hesitated for a moment and then jumped off the roof and came to the balcony on the second floor.
Two hours ago, Feiniao told him that he was going to treat his mother to a banquet at noon, so that he could go out and play, and he would also serve as a sentry to prevent outsiders from discovering his act of resurrecting the dead.
Regarding Feiniao's behavior of "resurrecting his dead relatives", Fei Fei nodded to express his understanding.
Isn't it just that I miss my mother, and then resurrect my mother to have a meal? How normal is that?
"well!"
Thinking of his parents who had been dead for many years, a trace of loneliness flashed in Fei Fei's eyes, and he murmured, "How about I resurrect my parents for a meal before my birthday?"
They have definitely never tasted the canned food from Bird Country. Even if they have tasted it, they have definitely not eaten twenty bottles in a day.”
Fei Fei raised his head and looked around at the cans in the opposite room, feeling an impulse suddenly surge in his heart.
Now it really wants to show its parents how to [eat a can in three mouthfuls].
Then, Fei Fei slapped his mouth and walked out of the room with elegant steps.
It has never seen Asuka's mother, but Fei Fei has heard someone mention that the appearance of Asuka's mother is directly proportional to her temper. If her temper is a perfect score of 100, her temper can account for 90 points.
An Uchiha who has a very bad temper and won't say harsh words if he can take action.
"There are actually quite a few people like this in the family, and women with extremely gentle personalities like Uchiha Mikoto are the rare ones."
As he said that, the orange cat jumped onto the railing, lowered his head and looked towards the first floor, and then he spotted the two people sitting at the dining table.
The guy with short hair was very familiar to Orange Cat. That was Asuka Uchiha.
The guy with long hair is also very familiar to Orange Cat. Is that Uchiha Mikoto?
It rubbed its eyes vigorously and looked over in disbelief.
at this time.
Uchiha Asuka was seen staring at the ceiling blankly, while Uchiha Mikoto, who was sitting opposite him, had a face full of disappointment, as if she was reprimanding something.
Seeing such a weird scene, it rubbed its eyes again and murmured to itself.
"It shouldn't be. When did Uchiha Mikoto become so capable?"
Thinking of this, Fei Fei closed his eyes directly, and his consciousness sank into his mind and came to Kushina.
"Kushina-sama!"
Kushina, who was sitting there in a daze from boredom, walked around twice, then Fei Fei pointed at his eyes, then at the outside world, and said quickly in a soft and cute voice.
"Did you see what happened outside just now?"
Kushina glanced at it and said nothing.
Half an hour passed.
The orange cat licked his beard and finally asked his doubts.
"Is that really Uchiha Mikoto?"
"no!"
Kushina shook her head without thinking, "Mikoto can't be so angry!"
Hearing this, Orange Cat showed a humanized hesitation on his face and continued to ask,
"Is there a possibility!
Was it Mikoto Uchiha who was so mad at Asuka that her personality suddenly changed and her hidden attributes were exposed? She used to be a very bad-tempered woman, but she hid it after marriage.
You also know that for some reason, there are very few good-tempered people in the Uchiha clan. "
"No such possibility!"
Kushina closed her eyes, lay on the grass in a very shapeless manner, and said, "Mikoto has been a gentle person since she was a child. It is impossible to be like what you said.
I know her very well. "
Having said this, she suddenly opened her eyes and stared at the orange cat, raising her eyebrows.
"Didn't Uchiha Asuka tell you that he will resurrect his mother today? Do you think there is a possibility that this is his mother?"
"Why does her mother look the same as Uchiha Mikoto?"
"How do I know? It's not like there aren't strangers with similar appearances in the world."
"Kushina-sama, don't you know Mother Asuka?"
"Where can we meet? I didn't have a good relationship with the Uchiha clan at that time, and I couldn't enter your clan at all."
Then, through her fat eyes, she looked at the woman who looked like Mikoto sitting on the chair. An inexplicable look flashed in her eyes, which she concealed well.
"I still can't understand your evil ways of playing with the souls of the dead."
Before she could continue speaking, Fei Fei curled her lips and said casually.
"I'll give you a chance to play with Minato's soul, will you play?
Believe it or not, if Tsunade had the opportunity to play with the souls of dead people, although she said she would consider it, she would definitely act faster than anyone else. "
Hearing this, Kushina's heart skipped a beat.
actually
She had always dreamed of being an evil whirlpool.
"whispering sound!"
Seeing the flash of emotion in her eyes, the orange cat shrugged and said in a soft and cute voice, "So, I understand Uchiha Asuka very well, isn't it just resurrecting a dead person? What a normal thing. "
Kushina's eyelids twitched a few more times.
Although she felt that this sentence was wrong, she could not refute the other party's remarks because she sometimes thought so in her heart.
"Kushina-sama!"
At this time, the orange cat jumped on Kushina's shoulder and said in a mean voice, "Did you hear what was said on the first floor just now?"
Kushina frowned, remained silent for a moment, but nodded, "I heard it, it seems that the person said that it was not good for Asuka to find a ninja from another village as his girlfriend, so she asked Asuka to find someone from this village.
I actually feel that this kind of thing is very bad.
It didn't matter if he found a girlfriend from another village, the key person he found was the rebellious ninja from Sunagakure Village.
If they fall in love, their relationship will never be made public for the rest of their lives, let alone allowing the rebellious ninja from Sunagakure Village to enter Uchiha openly."
Before she finished speaking, she suddenly found that the orange cat's eyes kept looking at her intentionally or unintentionally.
"you"
After Kushina was stunned for a moment, her face suddenly became gloomy.
"Don't even think about it!"
A loud shout frightened the orange cat.
Looking at Kushina, whose eyes were burning with anger, the orange cat took two steps back and said with a smile, "Wherever the leaves are flying, the fire will continue to grow. The fire will continue to illuminate the village and make new leaves sprout." "
Kushina clenched her fists suddenly. Although she didn't know why this guy suddenly raised the will of fire, she was definitely not holding anything back.
Sure enough, the orange cat's voice suddenly came from ahead.
"The widow also has the opportunity to burn herself."
The orange cat took two steps back again, staring at Kushina's fist, and said plausibly, "The village said that the widow of Konoha is also a widow with the will of fire.
We cannot be influenced by traditional thinking and define widows as unlucky and a symbol of bad luck. Widows can also be married, not only can they be married, but they can also be married with glory. "
After saying that, it found that Kushina's fingernails were dug into the flesh, and immediately took two steps back and tilted its neck.
"Elder Danzo said last time that widows should not have conservative ideas and should marry the one they deserve."
boom!
Before he finished speaking, a white fist appeared in the orange cat's sight.
It kicked the ground hard with its two hind legs, and jumped directly into the air and flew up.
"Marry your uncle!"
Kushina, who had punched nothing, suddenly looked up and said angrily, "Don't take advantage of me."
The orange cat floating in the sky blinked. It looked at Kushina on the ground with an angry face, shook its head and started to fly away.
I don't know if it's because he spent a long time with Kushina's soul, but Fei Fei found that he didn't hate her anymore, and even liked her a little.
Uncomfortable! ! !
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