Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Gululu~

early morning.

The orange cat, who was dreaming about eating cans, suddenly heard a sound of bowel sounds in his ears. He looked down at the can of soup and water and murmured subconsciously.

“I don’t know why when I look at the canned food I like, not only do I have no appetite, I even feel a little nauseous.”

Wow!

The next moment, the orange cat felt that the surrounding temperature dropped ten degrees instantly, and he felt as if he had suddenly gone from the scorching summer heat to a world of ice and snow.

Ah sneeze!

After sneezing, it slowly opened its eyes, and then saw Uchiha Asuka holding his stomach and looking for shoes on the ground.

Putting the quilt back on his body, Fei Fei said in a daze.

"Why don't you go see a doctor?"

"Need not!"

Feiniao put on his slippers and said while running, "I checked, it's just some mild food poisoning, it's not a big deal. I guess there was something wrong with the meal at noon yesterday."

With that said, Asuka ran into the toilet, turned around and closed the door in one go.

"well!"

The orange cat sighed, then put his head under the quilt and muttered, "What kind of food poisoning? You are a typical puffer fish poisoning.

Fortunately, the woman who looked exactly like Mikoto was not alive, otherwise judging from the fact that she ate half a pot of puffer fish yesterday, she would definitely not be much better. "

after an hour.

Asuka ate up the leftover cold rice from yesterday, then put on his coat and prepared to go to the medical department.

He is probably the most idle person among ANBU now except [Sarutobi Nana].

The other team members were more or less borrowed by other ANBU to carry out missions together.

It's not like he has no one to borrow from.

After all, a ninja whose strength surpasses that of a Jonin is still very popular.

only.

Asuka folded his hands behind his head, and although his cheeks were not as rosy as before, they were not as pale either.

Glancing at the orange cat squatting on his shoulder, Asuka looked up at the sun in the distance again and said to himself, "Are there not many ANBU missions recently? Why don't you think there are no ANBU to lend me to carry out missions?"

The orange cat said while licking its fur.

"Do you want to hear the truth or do you want to hear lies?"

"Tell lies first!"

"The lie is that the Asukas are too powerful and they are under pressure to perform tasks with you.

If the command is given to you, they won't feel at ease, but if the command is not given to you, they are afraid that you will feel uncomfortable.

After all, no jounin could command a Kage-level powerhouse. "

Uh-huh!

Feiniao nodded in agreement and continued, "What is the truth?"

The orange cat's mustache trembled twice, and then rubbed its butt on Asuka's shoulder twice. After it found a very comfortable position, it spoke.

"The truth is, you scared those people the last time you went on a mission with them."

Having said this, it looked up to the northwest, seeming to be able to ignore many obstacles and look straight at a small island, "Flyniao, after I met you for the first time, I was immediately shocked, and then I couldn't even think about it. I don't want to sign a contract with you directly.

Facts have proved that my choice was not wrong, but after being with you for so long, I found that I still don’t know you well enough.

As we all know, among almost all tasks, protection, escort, and rescue are the most troublesome tasks, and they are also the tasks that I hate the most.

When I think of those mission targets who like to run around and commit suicide, I have the urge to give up. I think others have the same idea. "

Hearing this, Uchiha Asuka rolled his eyes a few times and did not answer its words.

He probably knew what Fei Fei was talking about.

Some time ago, someone asked him to perform an S-class escort mission to escort a noble back to his country.

After the mission was successfully completed, the teammates who asked him to perform the mission seemed to have already discussed it, gave him all the rewards, and left without looking back.

"well!"

At this time, I heard the orange cat sigh, and for some reason there was a hint of emotion in the soft voice.

"As a ninja cat, I have studied the "escort" mission very seriously.

In order to improve the success rate of the mission, you need to study the map carefully, choose a suitable and safe route, try to avoid dangerous areas, and make adequate preparations, including equipment, medicine, etc.

At the same time, during the escort process, you need to always pay attention to the enemies around you to avoid sudden attacks.

This is obviously an escort mission with a high risk factor and an S-level difficulty, but it has been turned into an errand mission for you. "

As it said that, it suddenly looked at Asuka with a complicated expression on its face.

Orange Cat felt that all the things he had learned over the years were in vain.

Are escort missions difficult?

It's not difficult at all.

Isn’t that just tourism?

After listening to Fei Fei's complaints, Feiniao smiled and scratched his head, explaining, "Isn't it also for the safety of the mission goal that I did that? Just tell me whether the final mission was successfully completed, right?"

"really!"

Feifei nodded and said angrily, "The moment you saw the mission target, you threw the [mission target] directly into Longdi Cave in front of several teammates, and then you came to the mission location like an outing. Then call people out.

Isn’t this just a courier delivery?”

"Hey, what do you mean by express delivery? Isn't this the correct usage of the Three Holy Lands?"

Asuka glanced at it and said plausibly, "That guy Jiraiya still uses toads as a tool to transport information. What's wrong with me asking Snake Cave to help me keep the mission target?

Just tell me whether the [Mission Target] arrived safely in the end, right? "

"well!"

The orange cat sighed and said helplessly.

"We arrived, but since then, no one has asked you to go on missions with you."

Feiniao shook his head and said casually.

"It doesn't matter.

Since no one asks me to perform tasks outside the village, I will perform tasks within the village.

Yesterday, the Medical Department posted a task in the task release area. As the monitor of the medical class, I conveniently intercepted the task. "

With that said, he unfolded the mission scroll and took a look.

Mission level: [D]

Mission content: [The outer wall of the medical department is seriously damaged and is in urgent need of a ninja who is not afraid of heights and can putty]

When he wanted to take on this mission yesterday, the ninja who registered the mission for him had some ideas, but when Asuka showed proof that he had performed nearly 4,000 D-level missions, the man still gave him the D-level mission. he.

"Asuka!"

Hearing an old voice coming from ahead, Feiniao looked up.

What caught the eye was an old man with silver hair. He was wearing thin clothes and had an anxious face, and he was running towards here quickly.

When the old man came to Feiniao, he looked up and down. After seeing that Feiniao looked pretty good, he couldn't help but let out a long breath and said, "I'm about to go to your house to have a look."

"Old man!"

Hearing the old man's rapid breathing, Feiniao glanced at the fine sweat on his forehead and asked in surprise, "What happened?"

"It's nothing!"

Ryoichi took a deep breath and said in a rather casual tone, "When I got up this morning, I heard that many people in the village had been poisoned by puffer fish. When I thought about you buying several puffer fish yesterday, I was afraid that you would also die of poisoning. Home.”

Having said this, he looked in the direction of the medical department and gloated.

"I have long proposed banning pufferfish. It is delicious, but it is poisonous. But those senior officials actually ignored my suggestion. Is something wrong?"

After Uchiha Ryoichi finished speaking, he turned around and patted Asuka on the shoulder, humming a tune lightly and walked towards home.

It seems that Asuka's cooking skills are not bad, and he bought so many pufferfish yesterday without any harm.

"Mikoto?"

After taking just two steps, Ryoichi suddenly looked towards the clan leader's house and sighed, "It's the same as eating pufferfish. I heard that Mikoto, that unlucky child, has been hospitalized.

I just said this thing is not safe. "